Friday, June 28, 2024

A Bridge Too Far Review

 Note: I spell bridgerton

A Brifde too far

this is my review on A Bridge Too Far  from the distant future year to The Italiano Stallion Mussoli i mean musolinni of 1977 (50 years before robotech the untold story andmaybe transformers zone)

its dirdcted me i mean by Richard Attenborough who did Magic/Gandhi

It stars Edward Fox fronm 2 Gandhi/the 1998 Lost in Space, Sean Connery from  Zardoz/The Wind and the Lion/Highlande 1/The Untouchables/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/The Hunt for Red October/Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves/Dragonheart/the 1998 The Avengers/Finding Forrester/The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Donald Douglas fro  Bridget Jones I III and III/From H=ll, Gerald Sim from Gandhi, Michael Caine frop Zulu/The Eagle Has Landed/The Swarm/Monty Python's The Meaning of Life/Jaws: The Revenge/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/On Deadly Ground/Miss Congeniality/Austin Powers in Goldmember/Batman Begins/Children of Men/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar/Dunkirk, Anthony Hopkins from The Lion in Winter/Audrey Rose/Magic(where he played Corky like in the poke of zorro)/The Elephant Man/the gay The Silence of the Lambs/tr cr-ppy Bram Stoker's Dracula/Legends of the Fall/The Mask of Zorro/the 2000 How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Hannibal/Red Dragon/2004 Alexander/the 2007 Beowulf/the 2010 The Wolfman/Hitchcock/2014 Noah, Michael Byrne from The Omen 1/The Eagle Has Landed/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Braveheart/Battlefield Earth/The Sum of All Fears/Gangs of New York/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1, Donald Pickering fropm The Man Who Knew Too Little, Christopher Good from Victor/Victoria/Gandhi, a guy literally named Frank Grimes from nothing I saw, Stephen Moore from the 1999 A Christmas Carol, John Stride from the omen 012, Michael Graham Cox from da 80s i mean 70s  Watership Down and The Lord of the Rings, Keith Drinkel from ghandi, dingbus sodomingus Denholm Elliott from Watership Down/The Boys From Brazil/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jeremy Kemp from Four Weddings and a Funeral, George Innes from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Alun Armstrong from Krull/1994 Black Beauty/Braveheart/the 1999 Sleepy Hollow/Eragon/Garrow's Lawm , Paul Copley fom The Remains of the Day/The Worst Witch/Life on Mars,the unholy ben criss i mean crodd i mean cross from First Knight/Exorcist: The Beginnin/the 2009 Star Trek/Species: The Awakening/2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, David auker from bridget jones 2, paul maxwell from FireballXL5/Thunderbirds/Aliens/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Ryan O'Neal from Leave It to Beaver/Bull, Elliott Gould from M*A*S*H/Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult/American History X/the gat a55 2001 Ocean's Eleven/Ocean's 8/The Magic School Bus/Touched by an Angel/the  cr-ppy 1997The Shining/The Simpsons/American Dad!/WordGirl/Drop Dead Diva/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Arthur Hill fropm the 70s The Andromeda Strain, candya55 commie Robert Redford from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Them Willie Boy Is Here/Jeremiah Johnson/The Sting/1974 The Great Gatsby/Brubaker/da 1960s The Twilight Zone/Charlotte's Web/A Walk in the Woods, Nicholas Campbell from The Omen 001/The Dead Zone/Cinderella Man/Da Vinci's Inquest/Flashpoint, Garrick Hagon from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope/1989 Batman/Balto 1/Mission Impossible 1?/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, bada55 pole John Ratzenberger from Valentino/Superman/he Empire Strikes Back/Superman II/Gandhi/A Bug's Life/Monsters, Inc./Spirited Away/Finding Nemo/The Incredibles/Up/Toy Story 1-4/Cheers/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/The Simpsons/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/Touched by an Angel/That '70s Show/Drop Dead Diva/How Murray Saved Christmas/Bob Hearts Abishola, bada55 James Caan from The Godfather 1 and 2/Rollerball/Eraser/Elf/The Simpsons/Family Guy/That's My Boy, Gene Hackman from Bonnie and Clyde/the 7p-s The Poseidon Adventure/Young Frankenstein/Superman/Superman II/Hoosiers/No Way Out/Superman IV: The Quest for Peace/Mississippi Burning/Unforgiven/Geronimo: An American Legend/1995 The Quick and the Dead/Get Shorty/Enemy of the State/The Replacements/The Mexican/Behind Enemy Lines/Runaway Jury, Hardy Kruger from rhe wild geese, Maximilian Schell rom Judgment at Nuremberg, Laurence Olivier frto da 30s Wuthering Heights/da 40s Pride and Prejudice/da 5 i mean 40s Hamlet/Spartacus/the 60s Othello/the 60s Romeo and Juliet/The Boys from Brazil/Clash of the Titans/Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Liv Ullmann from nothing i saw, Erik Chitty from First Men in the Moon/Doctor Zhivago, and countless dinks i never saw in anything or aint on soviet back door banana crammer aigs bad booty boy candy a55 beta male ssodom bottom Wikipedia which lies anbout things and dont drseve human homey whren those human wastes beg

soit starts with footage from ww2 and how the alles fought back zee axis but supplies needed to be brought 400 miles away fom soviet Normandy, and patton andmontgomery were rivals andwanted to be the 1st to reach berlin

monty cristo had a plan approved to end the way by xmas and macarthur approved it

then title and credits to a black screen and White text

also i never saw this but as a 90s kid i heard it referenced often and is based on a book ore samma never read by some irosh monkey maked i mean named Cornelius Ryan

then the movie goes from fullscreen b/w to weidescreen color and its 1944 and in some eurorrash town Arnhem and then we see da Germanic mobilizing then its the germsn HW  mean HQ and the germans speak germanese w/o subs

then the brits plan a thing of drumpung thousands of men behind enemy lines and take over bruidges and assigns which bridges to take to which guys

also its oin bada55 Poland who is manly and cool and the brits wanna take the garman factories ti end da ware

gene hack man sez hes a pole or el polen zakken which hes not really polidh and is in borsht face andf  has doudbt on the plan

then more germans speaking uncut german w/o subs cuz they expect everyone who sees this to know evey labnguage

so at the air base the plane guys whine of the issues like theres not enough room to drop the guys as they cant get em all pn the trip at one time and theyd be doing it in daylight

also the germans tried it t as in capture the area b4 and got f'd

later this dutchland kid goes by on a bike like a beta male and a germa talks with him

in English landthey hear the most eneies are the youth and old like in Roboteh II The Sentinels where the tirolians left behind were yountge or olde and the robotech masters left for earth

da britz tell sean connery that they are low on trnasfrpotre aiecrafte nd they dont cnt afford to lose any airecafte

connery wasnts o have drop zones he can hold and defend andgtes told 1 is 8 milkkes from the bridge and claims the terrain is good to go by

the harry bpooter nerd on a bike wves to an airplane going by and then connery etells the troops they are wait its commanders, theygotta be dropped and go 8 miles and have jeeps with machine guns glidered in an d drive ahead and hold the bridge as the troops walk up

if 1 f'd oup its all f'd

gene simmons hckmnis worried of his polen zakken men being iced antalks to the ommander played by anti germanist Dirk Bogarde of ot

2 brits fottitly talk of their plan and busciites in a tin which sounds like sodomy slang and when not terry bogard sees surveilence on the rea sees german talks but sez he souldnt worry abou em dspite  lower rank guy advising against it as 16 drops were stopped and he dont wanna wait

a bri briefs the troops on the mission andis 64 miles behind enemy lines 2 and gotta bust a hole in the german lnes and run ike h=ll to get to armnen or w/e i called it b4, arhknam, in 2-3 days

he sez its like a wstern with them being the calvaty and saving the day but this isn't a movie, i mean it is, but you know

james cahn talks witha ne4vous guy and is kind of a c-ck cusucker to him about vernoeus guy worried of biting it and wants o be guaranteed to not fall in battle

all you need to do is bpmapke i mean make a pack with a daemon and get protected with his unholy magik like the boxer rebellion in soviet maruta land

james knahsez the guy wont bite i and i mean it a d later this devolved lookin briy like john lihgow a bit sez this girly trooper needs sick leave and the girlyman accepts it but dont wanna be left being i mean behind and miss the mission

so the troops take up i mean off in planes and some are towed on cables to fly and we see planes taking off and moving for several mins to music

then we see a church service and planes go by and thr people leave like its back door ba rock and his drobne attacks on gaijin

2 brits drive and 1 sez no one can drive on the road eo i mean w/o his permission a d they see the 1st fleet advancing and say theres 2 more coming

in 1 plane a guy has a chicken and in the base the germanics see themcomming and speaking Germanic

the allies jump outta planes like people in the alleged tQwFrs in 01 and the gov bloo em, but they got parachutes and dont splatter like a gargabe bage of chef boy awre dee

so the people land and run and advance like a game boy or sonic or shantae or cotra and i mean contra and then we see gemans being german

so some jeeps get shot out and the alleies gotta go on foot and sean connery is by a nuthouse that guot blown and the inmates got out

its like being on reddit with all these insane peple

so the german talkes i mean tanks advance wait its britz andda jerminzfire on em with shells but not like ninja turtles

after the battle the brits somehow won and advance and in a crashed lane with dead guys, the germans find the enemy planbs

the radios got the wrong crystals in the allies and it dont work and its like robotech ii the sentinels with the spheresians

1 guy offers sean connery a cup of tea and he asks if he thinks his f'd mussion can he hekped my i mean by it and brit mo sez it couldn't hurt

wel he could be burned by it

afte more germanismthe American i mean brit hole troops advance andgo through a town s people celebratw then the troops are in the woodsand get to a bridge but da brudgeblowsconnery goes off to find a guyas the radio is attempted to be finxed andeli gould mouths off to a raduo guy in town about 1 bridge being saved and 1 blown

more germans Germanizing and i think they got the plans for operation market garden and 1 thinkms its a trick

connery talks with a guy on the siuation abd a jeep is blown and flipped and shells rain dow on em nd enemies open fire

sean has to get back to HW i mean HQ and in the town ameyicans come in and the peple are stying iside like when gypsies attack and i think Hopkins opccupies a house w/o consent to take over a it as a base

wait, they britz and they cant contact the guys and Hopkins finds the roof or balcony and sees da bridge with a guy walking onto it then more soldiera slowing i mean slowly going on

a macgbine gun turret opens fire on em and shreds em and they fight back anduse smoke so it covers em like birth of a nation

the men retreat and leave the fallen and when its dark but clearly day as the lighs and shadows loo t so they tinted the film to fake t the men sneak around like nina i meab ninja

they flme thrower like a Charizard and miss but hit the ammo place and it blows and a german there plays a horn as the bridge burns

then its day and a number of german hovertanks that don't hover go on da bridge and take out some britz bt the brits fire mizzile or rockets ad machineguns and blow em out

1 germa gets cooked in a urning talnk for the orthers to feed on lter andafter the tank force is slain the people get medical treatcment

hipkins sez the germans took over most of da town and the brits are surrounded and they see the enemy iasnt only kids and geezers+

connery goes backthrough town to get o i mean to the  q and 1 guy with him is shredded by gunfore  and he'd croppled

connery takes out more guys like a mafia guy and leavesthie cripped shredded guy with natives and hides in an attic like alleged ann frank

connery and his dudes are surrounded by germans andin the base hack an axks why da polih drop was cancelled cuz of fog

in emhoven the duchies celebrate the allies coming to save em like the uranians did when the axis cae to save em from the soviets and being starved and b0ned dead

eli gould talks withmichaein caine andof brides and gould reveals hes from yugislavia like my uncle and grandparnts but borders chaned so it s Slovenian  now

the allies say da dtchie underground sez its imposible to break through and1 guy asks where the captan is and is told he ded but wants to be taken to hm

he finds a body and brings it back to the eep and drives on

the hface is half gone and we see zhreddied flesh and bone open and as he drives a bitrd eats his eye out

jk really hesees enemis in the woods and stps and eventually turns off the jeepe and gets a gn i meab gun

he drives through em and  gets away and makes it to camp and bings the captain boy over but the dr sez the captain is already dead

so soldier pulls a gun on him to examne the corpse and he does and i tgink is still alive a bit and gets treatment

he goes back inside and sees 4 dr's b0ning the body andtaking boites outta hm

jk really the dr  sez he  got the beullet outta the head and has the soldier arrested butonly for 10 scnds but when dr asks if soldier would have iced him, he dont answer

so the allies aremaking a bridge and using floating cr-p up i mean to do so and sean sconnering is still in the attick

the allies shove a long had not b0ner but piece of metal bride into the water and they dont got animals macihnes or slaves for it as they make the bridge into the night

at da son bridge namesd after son wukong or as hes known in Africa; ba rick i mean rock, the americans are 36 hourse behind and we get the movie these with trumpets like a 7-s superrobot thing

in da town the germans cross da bridge and are attacked bybritz and cuonnersy gets outand fires on enemy people andmets withthe guys and plans wha to do

also the Poles might not make it and the germans occupies the dropping zones

wtf J O E's name was John Ormsby Evelyn Vandeleur's and his naname leas was evelyn. what is he? a Frenchie with men names alexis or michelle orjustine

so some guys try to get stuff in the drop zone and 1 carrys a big meta b0ner but is capped and he wasyed his life saving hats

a chick goes out for a taxy and is shredding by gunfire

a devlved brit who looks like seve buschemi but creepy and i mean devolved and meets wirtha lady and geezr for help and she knows English like Toshio Maeda

at da town a german offers a chance to surrender bt thebrits tell em to go to h=ll

the battle f==ks on and harry pooter gets it, but dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he needs some rest, theres a hospital planet, it was runnbber bullets, it missed his vials, he as a robot

so the forces wanna give up but if they can get boats they can cross the sea and river or w/e and they say the general cracked his back bone slide in the landing

broke back hollend

a guy wants to tke the bridge tonight ands goes for Robert back door bobby redford and bobby sez u gota do 2 ends at once like a p0rb0 i mean p0rn0

a truck with maybe da boats is nailed by shelling and redbeard sez they are gonna cross in the dalight as the brits cant hold it

the next ay they gotta wait til 10 not 9 to launch and dont know jack h-t about the boats and then its postpoaned til noon

so da boats evebtnally arrive and they use smoke as cover and the german tanks fire like a paner dragoon and i mean pna i mean panzer dragoon and not pan from dbgt with her thick buns in tight jeans as he artists are pan sexual

the allies go in the water on boats and use rifle ends for paddles as thats a paddlin

the germans ssee me i mea em and fite on em with shells and bullets and not pepperoni and bullets

the rtroopes matke it to shore and get mowed down bygunfire

germans are crossing the bridge and theres charges on the underside and  soldier on the allies go by the plants and ice hgermans

a tank goes through town and the town bruns andsnipers all on the bridge pick off allies  but the alies fire back

back door bobby takes out the sniper and bri tanks go on da brifge as the germans hit the detonator but it f'd out and dont blow and the tanks cross

so more people are iced and you see cool gore and communications get through and sean connery talks to anthon Hopkins or zardoz and odin met and odin Hopkins sez he needs more ammo

Hopkins gets nailed in the leg and redman meets a britwho is waiting there for the infantry and dont do jack sh-t as his melleow allegend men bite it and go to h e double Ireland

redford gets -p-ssed lik when you tell ihm its not real about global arming and its for something normal for once and Hopkins meets a mutilated guy with half his face blown off and half face harry sez he carrys an umprella i mean umbrella as its to prove hes an Englishman as no german would have one

and then, he died, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

so its called 30 corps butdone in roman numerals like final fanstay so it s XXX Corps like the Netflix version of soldiers butt hammering each other

also when you look up final fantasy 30 you'd get a lot of h yaoi of cloud and sephortoh

so the germans got Hopkins and company but not bad company wth chros rock and wait, as he in that?

a german officer gives Hopkins chocolate fromthe brits who dropped it in their area and are ice to their new slaves

so da poles drop and thr germans open fire on emas they pasarasheute in

the 1 chick in the movie reads the bible to the dying solvdiers and is comforting to em

5 miles from angeim i mean anheim i meanarnhem the battle goes on and geezr aska to let the germans have the wounded to trrat em as they are iutta supplie

1 guys sez to polish hack man some cr-p how the battle is going an hack man and his polish platoon bring people across in boats on rope pulletys and the germans catch em inthe night and shred em with gunfire

geezer surresnders to the germansand is driven around the ruined town to sad music

all cuz the allies attacked, like people claim abu th the crudades trying to free the holy land from ggaijin

so da germans dont wanna let em off  and wanna crush the brits under their heel like the insects they are and a higher german agrees to a ceaefire ath i mean at 3

you mess with the ples, you wind up in bowls! wait, its germans who eat people

so the dark skies and dead wood is shown and people berry the dead and shelling attacks and blows places

i hink its da allies attacking andthey realized monty's plan f's out and they cant replace the lost bloats and i mean boats and they pull out like in nam or the gaijin lands with the pig phobic

connery is isfgtunted by orders to book it and they have 1 guy doign the radio and have the wounded too f'd to mive to fire and the medica nd priests stay behind and they think the germans will think they are still fighting

the connerys leave in the rain andstat still when germans are near em andgoes on when passed and escape inboats

the at general hq theyi mean the cean connery and talk how it fd out

in a camp or w/e a proest dos last rites and the people are f'd and sing a song with bbl themes and hopw i mean hope

geezer d chick go by a horiion snd cloudy sky as the s is behind the clouds and credits roll wit the hpeful music theme

rhe end

that was pretty good

an epic adventure showing how this plan came close to ending the war but fell aoarr

I looked it uo and found most of what they wanted worked ans won but they didn't get the main objective of busting ehe factories and ending the ea i mea war

its like 3 hpurs and kina feels it but not much as it holds my attention snd wasn't boring and wasn't i mean 

the ending of things being bummer but having positive music in the creditswas like Degrassi high with dywane getting aids and the ep ends with he ceerful credits music

i did da hole review w/o backspace ands left the wrrors in

its well fims i mean fimed and it told a story with good effort and heart instead of green screening in all the cr-p like modern fims

yeah its long but it holds u and i mean up and has good action and humanity

For A Bridge Too Far 3 i mean 2 i want the allies loss to lead to the germas to counter and fight back wirh a good second wind. eventually the allies agree to a stalemate and ceasefilme but the soviets dont and this leads to the soviet taking over china and india and now the Americans take on  the soviets with the axis as their true colors are revealed. Also its in the 80s and has a cyberpunk style of mech warriors and bionic implants that let us jack into the net and there's a cold war of the humans and soviets and it follows a psychic spy trying to unravel a mystery eith a tech company trying to sell secrets to the soviets and their allies and you trying to find evidence. Also its 16 bit beat em up i mean rpg like shadowrun on sega gesis, snes, tg16, aari jaguar and gba where you play as this 80 manly punk and go around the cyber city of new Texas and its where California used to be but got nuked and the san andraes thing ended it and a metal city island manmade was made to replce it and made by Texas oil billionaires who own it but a tech guy who survived the quake is trying to sell out to the soviets and get his area back from wat he thinks are inferiora in Texas. Its also got wild west but cuyberpunk themes and style and there'sovercucls like horses and i mean hovercycles and plasma shotguns and catle being rqnched that india sends spies to "iberate" from "oppression". which is why they joined the soviets, as Amarerica eats their gods.

Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Outlanders Review

Note: I spwll like land

Outlanders

This is Ore Samma No Review of Outlanders from the dustant future ywae to The Right Honorable Shiro Ishii of 1986 (The year the Sega Master Syastem kinda happened)

Its directed by Katsuhisa Yamada who did Genesis Climber Mospeada eps/Genesis Climber Mospeada: Love, Live, Alive/ eps of Mazinger Z

Its based on a manga by Johji Manabe who did nothing i saw but i read 1 chapter of this manga and its cool

it had 2 dubs and a Japanese version but imma watrch the 1st dub cuz it dont got candy a55, beta male, mobkey junkie, gender offender frooty booty, Sodom bottom aids bag banana crammer uragiri, teki no Kami Sama, Todomo no usosuki Sean Schemmel

This stars Tom Fahn from Masked Rider/Power Rangers/VR Troopers/Bleach/Digimon/Flint the Time Detective/Beetleborgs, Trish Ledoux from nothing i saw, Dorothy Elias-Fahn fron Macross Plus/Street Fighter II: V/Digimon/Iron Virgin Jun/Witch Hunter Robin/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Zatch Bell!/Tenjho Tenge/Bleach/B-Daman Crossfire/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/the cr-ppy redub of Sailor Moon/buttf--king Devilman Crybaby, Doug Stone, not Daphne Stone as he don't suck d0ng, from Blue Dragon/Eureka Seven/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Gungrave/Jungle de Ikou!/Naruto/Street Fighter II V/Tenjho Tenge/Witch Hunter Robin/Zillion/All-New Dennis the Menace/Conan the Adventurer/Walter Melon/Beetleborgs/Power Rangers/Akira/Fist of the North Star the 60s movie/My Neighbor Totoro/Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow/BlazBlue/Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite/Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster and the Beanstalk, Kevin Seymour aka Doygary Grant from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout/Street Fighter II: V/Macross Plus/Ninja Scroll/Akira, Gary Dubin from The Aristocats/The Partridge Family/Jaws 2/the 90s dub of Fist of the North Star/Power Rangers Time Force and Steve Bulen from 3x3 Eyes/Fist of the North Star 80s movie/Ghost in the Shell the 90s filme/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Lily C.A.T./Street Fighter II V/Vampire Hunter D/Zillion: Burning Night/Batman: The Animated Series/Creepy Crawlers/DuckTales/DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp/Mulan/Pound Puppies/The Transformers.

I saw this b4 and have it on VHS from a comic shoo with VHS tapes in the 00s

after logoes and credits, hay, its by Tatsunoko the Robotech guys, we see a cool ship go to eaty i mean eath and the planets forces foght it with jets and choppers

the forces do diddley d0nt and get blown out along with ground forces and this green haired alien chick comes down and chops up solduers  with a sword and this shonen guy sees her and takes photos

shes a bikini chick with a cape and horns andcomes at him but his camera goes off whe shev swngs her blade and blinds her so he tackles her to the wall and struggles

he gets a b0ner from looking at her b00bs and she likes t andsmooches him to let him understand her and her him and sez shes princess Kahm

then she knox hi out and title and he wakes up with these midget green things like the guy from Urotsukidoji meets a Yugioh monster

he sesx hes in space and they tell him hes  been chosen by the princess and they give him food thatalien chunks and worms and he dont want it

so these garbage pail kids reveal princess wants to marry him and we see preincess in te hot spring as 1 midget talks to her a nd she shows her nips and pits and misget sez to take care of her man

this is a lot like Urusei Yatsura with more nips and violence

so the midget kids come in the hotsoring andtell main guy has the dad midget at knifepiint and wants to go home

princess comes in and sez she'd ice him if he wastes the greeno and peincess blasts him wth fire to save garlic jr's kid with Nin Nin in La Blue Girl

she feels bummed after as shes a chick and they got emotional cr-p from wombs blasting blood and f'd up brains and midgets say they were gonna wipe out da urth  fr the emperor and she wanted to have senond thughts

then this cat girl in sexy armor and a cape comes in and both chicks are glad to see each other

catgirl sez shes here to bring her back and thinks main guy is a chmpus and he sez his names Tetsuya like in Violence Jack andcatgirl thinks he's devolved

the chicks start b--ching and princess gves up on being princess andprincess is gnna ice Tetsuya for bewitching her but kahm has a swordfight withcatgirl and cagirl wants her to follow tradition

als kahm is fighting is a yellow toel that hardly covers her tight thick bod but stays on

czatgir wins but Tetsuya defends kahm and stands between her and the blade and catgirl is cool with em now and wants dinner cuz 1 think anme fans like more than catgirls is catgirls and weight gain body expansion

after talking of if they will work it out and tradition, tatesya trips o a chalice and falls into kahm and takes off her towel

he falls headfirst into her a55 and his head gets stuck in there and she eats him into her andecomes butt pregnant wth him to rebirth him as her son

jk really se beats him forlooking at her transformers zone andan alar goes off and this guy in a big a55 devolved ship comes by heade by a devolved guy looking like a Do You Remember Love Zentraedi meets Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora guy who wants to get the princess to be his woman and be in the royal fam

So devolved guy is stunned by Tetsuya and what he is and Kahm is in her bikini armor cuz 80s anime was cool unlike modern shows with really ugly miother f--kers  looking borderline sub human

wait, i rewound and found he dont wanna b0ne Kahm but wants his minion to be arranged to marry her so he has power over the future ruler

kahm wants devolved guy called Progresso like how politics or a disrease gets more progressive, to take the heat from the emperor and Progresso  wants her to come back to their homeworld

then a new ship spacefolds in and rams em like back door billy of soviet micro Sodom and those tweens he butt hammers

the ship is run by a furry named Geobaldi who is in the empire andisnt liked by progeesso

furry sez progresso isn't good with chicks and catgirl and him talk of b0ning and then we see em in bed b0ning and furry is too tired tolast andthey talk of kahm and her Tetsuya and  they go back to b0ning

the midget leaves Tetsuya and kahm together and she dont know what a camera is and tetsuka hopes she saves the eartyn and sez shes onna be his wife

she takes off her bikini and hugs him and thet make out as the garlic jr midgers watch andthen leave and its a soft romantic tender moment

b4 the b0ne a light shines in da windw and they get to da planet and we get that undershot of the sha ceship going ahead like Robotech

man, the ship looks like a wreird d0ng

on the planet its got hig buildings and is kinda like Skies Of Arcadia meets Blade Runner and they meet the emperor and kahm sez hes the earths representative and shes gonna marry him and sez she'd not run away

emperor wants him executed and has him taken away to be b0ned dead by 1000 monkeys, wait thats Postal

Emperor b--ches at her for drfyin tradition and she b--ches out and she dont want him to choose her husband like the gaijin in sh-t a55 india do and progresso tries to stop kahm and she scratches his face and emperor zaps her out

in these caves are phaIIic worm crotch monsters a bit lie splatterhouse III and Tetsuya is gona be fed to en but catgirl saves him and furry astes the guds and punches the door open like Violence Jack

Kam is tied up in a bikini and Tetsuya saves her but likes her t-ts and gets an anime nosebleed meaning he's arousoued and after shes freethey hug

I didn't watch urusei yatura but i like Kahm more than Lum

Kahm teams up with furry who dumps on Tetsuya over liking him andtetsuya triesto make furry say sorry for insulting her andis easily beat out as heis willing to due for honor like a Nipponjin and not a jigoku no kuso aijin maruta okama

Tetsuja gets cut up by furry's blade and furry offers him a chance to give up but he attacksand is nailed by a sword breaking slice and he falls and sprays blood

wtf why?! dumba55!

So kahm now ares of him being chopped and cries for him but catgirl sez shes still alive i mean he is an kahnm is cold to use a spell of restorationto heal him bit he might bte it i mean she might

th security is acive and ono em and kahm uses a spell to heal him like D&D or Wizardry or Shining Force and Furry an Catgirl go out to draw  the enemy

Tetsuya is healed and Kshm is emotional from it andhe sez he saw a light and heard her voice but shes low on Ki from it

They fly on a hovercycle and ahm had some of rhe furry' booze and she beats the hovercycle guards by faking needing hekp and kicking 1 into the others

they ger to the ship and it seems technorganic and like something outta Cobra La or Buckaroo Banzai or Maguical Beast Front

they take off and the furry couple does too and progress is following em and opens fre against orders as the princess is there and nails the ships

after prncess's ship is blasted further progress orders furry's ship to be attacked and kahm sez the planet grvisty makes em unable to space fold

furry attacks progresso and catgirel sez sheb loves princess in a non queero fashion and kahm orders em to stop as progresso charges his main gun

the shields burst off and the ships  are revealed to have been infected with a ship disease from the frontier, as they are furries and probably got aids

geobaldi blows progress with his main gun and he blows apart in close up like Baby/Bebi in DBGT with good gore

emperor wonders how furry knew progress was a danger to his throne and his advisors ask to punish furry butemperor realizes princess loves the Japanese guy

on the ahip kahm and Tetsuya are in bed and the midgets leave and dsmooch and catgirl and furry are drinking wth food and naked at the table next to the bed

not lum and by that i mean kahn hugs tetsuja and the credits show o mran ending song has earth shown and a love song plays wuth 80s rick style or metal and credits roll

the ed

i mean the end

that was fun

nice 80s OVA when anime had violence and babes and winners and was cool

now its mainly wiener kids crying in the wind as the cool guys are kept off

this was kinda Urusei Yatsura meets Robotech and was an enjoyable fun entertaining time

it covers the 1st half of the manga and the author of the manga hated it with too much nude scences but i thought it was good

grea music and nice 80s animation and art and the ship designs were cool

its really 80s and has charm and fun and the 90s dub is pretty good with fiting voices and good writing

For Outlanders 2 I want it to be years after the manga and her kids with him are teens and she is now the emptess and the teens go on a spce adventure to save the solar system from progress's secret daughter who's a cyborn chick who can transform into vehicles. Also its a 16 bit Platform Game like Valis on Sega Genesis/Snes/TG16/GBA/Atari Jaguar and you play as her kids an switch between em to go across several worlds and stop him from having an uprising against her.

Monday, June 24, 2024

The Wind Review

 Note; I spell like a blowing a55

The Wind

This is my review on The Wind from the distant future year to mark twain of 1928 (100 years before ransformers Zone)

Is diredntf by Victor Seastrom ho did The Outlaw and His Wife/The Phantom Carriage/He Who Gets Slapped/The Scarlet Letter

It sars the bada55 Liillian Gish from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Scarlet Letter/Birrth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Lars Hanson from The Scarlet Letter/Flesh and the Devil, Montagu Love from Son of the Sheik/da 20s Don Juan/Da 20s The King of Kings/da 1930 The Cat Creeps/The Adventures of Robin Hood/da 30s Kidnapped/Gunga Din/da 39 The Man in the Iron Mask/The Son of Monte Cristo, Dorothy Cumming as i mean frpm da 0s The King of Kings/Our Dancing Daughters, Edward Earle from I Accuse My Parents/da 50s The Ten Commandments, William Orlamond from Camille/The Red Mill, Carmencita Johnson from da 20s Dante's Inferno/The Trail of '98/Frankenstein/Bride of Frankenstein/Duel in the Sun, Leon Janney from The Red Mill and a few not on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer,aids bag, necro pedo, gender offender Wikipedia

its based on a book i never read by Dorothy Scarborough where the chick bites it but the studio gave this one a happy ending against the wishes of Gish and Seastrom, bt some say they never mae the bad ending like breath of fire 2 where you choose wrong or 15/20 in The Phantom 2040 on Genesis/Snes

I saw this b4 and its good as usual by Gisg and Seastrom

theres a 2018 movie smilar to this but i never saw it

so after title and credits we get txt saying of Man going into Natures Turf and this is a chick going into the wind domsain

like the elemental plane of Wind from D&D or Chakan on Sega?

So gish is on a train and a windstorm blows desert in it and they close the windows

a guy gives her food and hes a cowbow or rancher and they talk and gish is from Virginia

he sez the wind dont sop and shes gonna go to her cousins ranch and rancher sez the red men call it the land of winds as it dont stop blowing and drives people razy, usually chicks

probably from some wind yokai

so they get there and a neighbor lige hightower like the watchtower  with his partner sourdough are her cusins neighbors and live 15 miles away fro her but will bring her

sourdough sounds like amad max name like toecutter or furiosa

the guys see who rides better by shooting out a light and not sourdough gets it and they bring her across the wasteland in a horse drawn thng

then its day and they cross te desert with the unblinking eye like the paddling of the swollen a55 with paddles and it looks like a sene from The Phantom Carriage

wild sallyons go down the hills when the wind blows like the devil is after em and i think maybe it is a wind ypkai or oni

the red men think the north wind is a ghost horse dat lives in the couds and i think its like the Thunderbird but we see images of a horse whtte overlaid on the clouds

the wind nw is not a northerner as if it was they'f be spraed all over the prarie and dpurdogh keeps trying to light his moke but the wind stops t

gish gets to her ousis place and ses got a husband and kids and they kiss cu its ok for cousons to do that like Sailor Uranus and Neptune

gish sez she was raised by a mammy with i think cousins husband and they lke brother and ister andthe kids act up

te have dinner, or chuck, as i guess thats where we get up chuck andsourdough plays a prank on this blonde guy by putting something where his food was and he eats it

the bead hs sand in it and the fam tries to feed gish more animal organs as i guess they want her fat and sodt ike the blobs on the learning channel

the wind and sand blows andshe dont like it and later cosin is butchering a steer and pulling ot fresh organs like luka Magnotta or Jeffery Dahmer or albert fish and gish is nice to the kids

cousin is disgrnled the kids don wanna tuch her blood soaked hands and husband comes in and smooches her like husbands and wifes should instead of feminists whining of supremacy

also cousin is either fat or pregnant and has a gut

later theres a dance and sourdough wans to propose to gish but another guy challenges im to a shoot out and they both shoot out a stuffed hours i mea owls eyes to see who gets her

a guy asks why she came and sourdough and some other guy groom to be ready for her and 2 coboys bust in and say a cyclones coming

we see this black twister in the night sky and the people take cover in the bunkwr or shelter and people board the wndows

this is like Dune or the planet Khan was sent to in Star Tek

this guy who asked her why she came here sez shes not meant for this c-ppy place and wants to bring her away and comes onto her

afte the storm the coming  guy sez hes leaving town soon and to think it over and sourdow and homie ask her and sourdough sez to flip for it

thTA how to decide your husband, a coin flp, lik a pokemon cad effect!

so gish throws it in dourdoughs hand and whe cusin comes in they leave

gish slaffs it off and thought fr asec they were srs and cousin thinks shesup to something and wants her husband and wgs out on a tirade against herand sez t gtfo of her place and e wbnts to kill her

what a b--ch, take it to springer

s o huband defends gish gut his coughn acts up as hes got consiumption or aids or /e and when gish goes to comfort him, cousin shoves her tned tight a55 down

gsh goes  kive wth the coming on guy named wrt who i think is sourdoughs rancher, wait hes not and he has a wife and want her on the side like j fk and r fk and mariyn of martin Luthor king and all his back door bimboes he b0ned

gish dont wanna be his butt slave but he sez he can take her where the wind wont follow her

she goes back with her coysin and on the ride back is told this is her last night on the ranch so she marrys the lige the sourdough hoie as he won the coin toss and sourdoughis cool with it and sez hes te better cook

lige takes off her hat and shows her long uncut virgin hair thats tied up andthis is geting too hot for the 1800s

he smooches her and she seems not into it butsmooches him back as ts what husbands do with wifes when not breeding

kige shows her his bedroom and she undoes her long ubcu virgin butt virgin hair and she is getting undressed but he comes in withhot dunks andafter thatleaves the room and she seems uneasywalking around, wait both are as the wind blows outside

later he comes in and violently makes out with her but she dont like it and gets mad but hes confused as he thought she loved him cuz shes his wife, byt ez he wont touch her agan

he whips out his 16 inch b0nwr and starts rigourously j=rkin off and sprays her with silly string like goo

jk really he ez he'd get enough money to send her away and seems bummed

later shes sweeping the sand off the wood floor and some gorsemen are outside wjo wanna do something to not starve

gish wants to go with lige cuz the wind drives her nuts and thy go across he desert like star wars before dsney sodomized it like they/hem ruined power rangers

later sourdough brings her back and theres mummified fossolized cow corpses and the horses in the wild are spazing like they expect a northerner

te men could catch em for Three $ a head in 1800s money but theyd be woking in the demonstorm

dourdough sings to girl i mean gish of not being buried in the prarie and sez the denon wind horse or ma fu ba but spelled with different chaqracters than the dragon ball move is coming

sourdough spits tobacco on the floor and its black as the ace of spades and lige cme back with his droogs but they put a body on the table and its the come onto guy wjo was f'd by the stor on his way home

gish dont want hm staying here and he gives her te look and she has the razy eyes

come onto guy called writ looks in a viewmaster and gish does the dishes as he creeppistly aaks if she was worried f being alone and that the wind drives chiks nuts

she claims to like ut and looks outside and its getting darkeand se lights lamps

he sez its gonn be spring i virginia with fklowwers as i think a ref to her fertility and she hudes n the closet ut lige comes back andshes worried

lige sez the northerners come and horses are on the run and this is his chance to get the money to send her back and he goes off in the wind as gish follows but returns inside as the maelstrom is too intnse

i hear they used fans to blow the wind to make this

lige goes after houdrses and cattle run around and the storm shakes the shack and  is freakin out

the lamo falls and starts a fire andshe puts it out and we see the camera shaking and her looking zombified untol sge hears the door

coming on guy busts in andthe wind is blowing sand in anfdhe tries b0ning her but she escapes into the storm

we see the whie horse not the soviet Canada placwe and she returns ad coming on guylofks the door and we sees the horse jumping around the sky

afer he b0ned her offscreen wc with out consent its day and the door opes a bt but the sand rishes in andcoming on guyprops astick on it

he wants her to go with him butshe snt wanna and he sez uf lige fnds em there he'd wack em both

sge wants him to andcoming on guygrabs and thows her as the dog that not useful dows nothing as its a sub human animal kinda like gaijin

gish grabs his gun and he dont take her srs and grabs it but it goes off ad she ends him

she seez she has to cover te evidence or she'd be lynched and gets a knife and it cuts to the horse in the coulds and then to her cooking in a big pot

jk really she freaks out amd goes outside and buries him hin the sand

we ger a good shot of her looking out the widow like count orlock with a freaked out look andshesees the wind blowing the sand away from the body and runs in abd hides as a hand opes te door

turns out its lige and she tells him se iced writ the coming on gu but whe he looks theres only sand there

lige sez the win covers up who you ice in justice and he can send her away butv she dnt wanna go and loves jet i mean him

he asks of the wind scaring her and she sez shes not afraid of it or anthing now for some reasn and her love wins out over fear lie The Bibe sez

they stand together with the door open and sand blowng in

the end

that was well done

a classic silent flm wuth heart and strength

good story and warning of dangers ofenvy and lust and the film was well done

gish dors great acting and shows who ses the best i mean why shes the best andgives a great oerformance

in the book she wandered out in the wasteland to die but here they had her win

its a well made film and shows why silent films wrre so eloved ande how the 1st talkie dont stand up to em

Foe The Wind 2 I want then to be living in te windy crevasse and the horses are acting wilder than usual. Eventually they see the white ghost horse yokai that causes the storms and its frm another plane like the planck scale. its revealed to be a daenon that drives people insine to claim their souls and gish, who survived and shook off the attacl with love, transforms into an 1800s magical girl in a mini skirt and bikini top and thigh high high heel boots and arm bracers and fihts em with a holy gun granted to her by The Angels to beat the daemon. Alsoits a 16 bit platform game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Gba and Atari Jaguar with you as Lillian Gish and fighting various devolved animal yokai and 1 button is kick, 1 is jump and 1 is Gun and you can buld up ki by not attacking with an auto charge system.

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Blow Out Review

 Note; spelling right can blow it out my a55

Blow Out

This Is My Review On Bow Out from the distant future year to the evil john lennon of 1981 (30 years before Robotech season 1 and Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Brian De Palma who did Carrie/Scarface/The Untouchables/Raising Cain/Mission: Impossible 1/Mission to Mars

It stars openly irih John Travolta fron Carrie/Grease/Look Who's Talking/Pulp Fiction/Face/Off/The Thin Red Line/The General's Daughter/Battlefield Earth/Austin Powers in Goldmembe/The Taking of Pelham 123/Welcome Back, Kotter/The Boy in the Plastic Bubble/The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story, Nancy Allen from Carrie/RoboCop/Poltergeist III/RoboCop 2/RoboCop 3/Touched by an Angel/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, malcontent John Lithgow from Footloose/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension/The Manhattan Project/Harry and the Hendersons/Raising Cain/The Pelican Brief/Cliffhanger/Hollow Point/Rugrats in Paris: The Movie/Shrek/Kinsey/3rd Rock from the Sun/Drunk History/Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Ron Jerwmy, wait, that's Dennis Franz ftom the lve action Popeye/Psycho II/Scarface/Die Hard 2/City of Angels/The Simpsons/Mighty Ducks cartoon and Homer S Portrait Of An A55 Grabber, John McMartin from Brubaker/Kinsey/The Partridge Family/The Rockford Files/Law & Order/Ghostwriter/Frasier/Touched by an Angel, Robin Sherwood from Death Wish II, and a few guys i never saw in anything or aint on back door, candy a55, frooty booty, banana crammer, aids bag, soy boy, sdom bottom soviet commie sodomus Wikipedia

I never saw this but critics lved it but people ddnt like the bumer ending, even though most European stories ends with everyone dead, esp soviet nes

its based on Michelangelo Antonioni's 1966 film Blowup which was inspired by Argentine-French writer Julio Cortázar's 1959 short story "Las babas del diablo", which was later retitled "Blow-Up" to tie in with the film

after logos we get  a very widescreen thing of a night where a guy is iced by a knife wielding killer like itas soviet England and the gaijin are out

theres a party inside and 1 girl wants to study and the killer ooks in the other window and a couple b0ning but the blonde bimbo sees him  and chex da window

he goes in the building and in the shower and is gonna shank her and se screams cr-ppily

then its revealed its Travolta smoking a faeg and editing the audio in a movie and the producer whines of her bad screaming as it wasm't dubbed ov er and he hired her for her t-ts

Travolta did hes done a buncha these slasher films and hes told to get new sound effects and then theres title andten Travolta watching the news with san alex treeck clone talking of an election and a guy who might be candidate

liberty day is gonna be the 100th thing sine  the liberty bell rung andin a splt screen we see the news on te right and travlta getting sounds on tape and labeling em

Travolta zuko goes ou collecting sounds like da wnd i mean wind anda couple thinks hes a creeper 

good sound editing with it getting louder as travlta nears his rod mic at the sound cause and he sees a car go into the watch afrer a bang

like Bulk and Skull, e springs into action and goes to help and theres a chick in da car and cant get out so be busts it with a rock lobster and gets her oyt

at the hospital he tells a cop he heard a bang before the car tire blew out and recorded the "accident" and what he did but the cop questions him

dr saez da chick will be ok and not like in the 90s dub where no one can die and they really wet to h e double soviet cslifornia and travlta is nice to her

hes jack terry like john Travolta or justin timberlake or justin Trudeau hich is not good people mostle and chick seems kinda outta it and wants to leave bso he sez he's gonna get her clothes and they'd go gor a drink

but what if it malrects to her meds and kills her?

so hes going and some suits come in and want the info kept low and they know travoltas name

the guy driving the the candidate andin burning in dantes j fk and the number 2 to candidate talks to travlta and sez hes candidates best frend and wants the info covered up to protect candidates fam and hide th truth

its like ted kennedy how he was b0ning that cjivk and drove off a brdge and sent tha chick to h-ll, nd now back door ted in with her and being b0ned by his lusty brothers

travolding drives the chick off and she wants to stop by a motel anis probably on drugs and while shes sleeping it off he listens to the audio and remembers the coupl makin out by and recalls wht and where the sounds are and were

he rewinds it like with j fk getying sent to h e double Ireland and back and ti rge left and in the cury this guy as a burglar is going around this place and replaces the car that got capped's tire

i like the style and filming of this. good detail and film instead of digital and focus only in the 80s

the next day he talks to da chick and shes kind of a bibo and tells her of his job and she does make up and wants to do movies

he tells her he heard and recorded the accident and the accident and she can't twll whats what

he asks wha she did in the car and she being  defensive and agrees to do stuff like get a drk later

a this thearre with p0rn0 playing where danny zyko Travolta works, he sees the news saingron Jeremy fro transformerers amated got it on video and Travolta bys a magazine with photos and  looks at em in his orffice

he cuts some out and makes a flip book to anmate it andphotographs em and angles it then after listening to srea dubbers trying outand tells e to keep looking, sees a guy wo sez coe back after midknight

he metts chick at the train station and they go to a bar and she shows her make up shes wearing to him and talks of how to do a broken nose in mae up

she may be ditz but knows how to do make up and seems nice

they talk of his pst like him being in the army for communications and him working fr politcins fighting police corruption b4 getting into movies and she seems interesting i mean interested

nancy allen is a good actress, she was the popular mean chick in carrie, the bada55 lewis in robocop , and the bimbo in this

trvolta sez he had a guy wired t take dwn a crooked cop head and as he got info, the wre died as he sweated and burned him and f'd out the wire and when he went to the gas station claiming to whiz to take it off, the guys got him and travota found him handing from a stall

chick sezthe number 2 told him i mean her to skip tiwn and gave her money and Travolta sez hes got a way to put sound to the phtes and the cabdidatw guys are covinging up more han they let on

a guy with a phto of chick us in a mall and looks for for andwe getta mntage o going around and its like the pov shot of the slaser film

evenrually e gets behind her and garrotts her but fals down a hill  but when he chex he corpse its not her and he stabs the biy with a ice pick

the real bimbo is near and goes to a hotel and this italiano in  wife beater wait i think its denis franz is in a sslobby place and bimbo goes by

she sez he nearly got her killed and that he took off aftwr the kid jumped in the creek and he sez he cant swm like daffy duck

Travolta has the photos animated andits like the footage when THEY sind j fk to h e double Sodom  and he sunchro summons it to sound and rewinds and plays it like j fk being rarambe'd back and to the left

he hidescthe film and later goes to the authorities who the guy in there dont like him for putting away "good" cards i mean cops and thinks  its all a conspiracy and nit real

Travolta thinks if THEY can ice the casndidate THEY can do anyoe, but cop thinks "Who is THEY?" but Travolta laves and i think has hi helping

the killer who ice picked the chick calls a guy on da phone and we get good music t Travolta going t the photo place

thres a cop there swho dont believe he wants his photos and finds  images of bimbo and some guy maybe candidate or franz in bed

killer sez to his boss that he was sent to get the potoes but ced te cadiate and the boss didn't want it but now they gotta ice the chick and hes icing chicks to make people think its asecks killer in the area

Travolta comes to work and these bimbos are dubbing in screams and s=ck at it and Travolta needs to get his sounds in

at travoltas place he checks his tapes and finds they were all erased and cop calls and sz he got a blabk tae and trvolta sez THEY did it but cop thinks THEY don't exist

he goes out and this reporter talkx with him about the wavking ande knows hes right of te guy getting iced and has a syrce thar he wont reveal and offers him a chance to come on da air and tell his story

tavolta gets his hidden tape and shows bimbo and reveals he knows she was gonna black male the candidate and THEY will end her too as he found her in the river in a car

she reveals she does this for money a she cant type and Travolta wants the original footage to  make the video match better as stills rom a magazine isn't good enuff and if they dont out the Truth then THEY will end em

chick goes to franz jermy and asks of the gunshot but frnz sez he niper was meant to have him her in an accident and when the cops come, they see him in the car with some bimbo ad he'd take photos but things went wrong

franz dont care and bimbo feels bad and tries to get her to leach off the event

they dink and i mean drink and ron geremy franz tries b0ning her but she beats his head with a bottle gets da film and books it

travolting gets da photo fme and theres a gunshot on screen and it synchroes and he calls pil donaphew i mean Donahue and hes the rwporter and sez he got the video and will do the interview

the killer layed by non pizza face italiano in buckaroo banzai is watching tralta and in a phone booth spazzing out like the killer in black Christmas and Travolta cal;s Donahue reporter bt the line is bugged and so is travoltas phone with kille Lithgow listening

the news sezthe candiate was an accisent like diana or j fk or nynF Iland  and these cicks are strangled nd have wounds in the liberty bell shape on crotch

Lithgow killer calls chick and sez hes donague to meet her but when she tells  Travolta he ez he never gavedonague the number andhears e and donague was calling him but his phone as busy

he was here all day and seez someones f==king the pone and makes a copy of the audio as therws not enuff time for the ideo and Lithgow killer seez a sailor with a chick and has his garrot monowifre on his watch like cyber cty oedo 808

the sailor got the woman to mouth his parts but he dont like it and gave her 1-$ and leaves afrwer being in a pne booth with her like superman but more spurm

Lithgow follows the chick wo goes in the little girs room and its a good shot of her in the stall and the mirror and him in the other mirror coming in and as she brushes the spurm outta her teeth he garrots her from above

remember; mouth stuff causes mouth cancer

aso hes like a ninja with his assasinations

later Travolta and binbo go to some place and he kisses her but he dot now where her mouth was and she goes to the train station like in that gamecube spider man game based on the 1st movie and meets Lithgow who fakes being dnahue

travolding hears her and him on the wire on her and goes in afrwer embut shes gone and hearing sounds of a turnstileruns forem

this is like devilma with mki about to be iced and akira needing to get there

Lithgow is gonna end her andthey are in the subay tunnel and se sez its not safe anyore and sruff keeps preventing him from ixing her

she sez the name of the place and Travolta rns but misses it and runs yp  topside and has to get to their fnal destinatin b4 em

theres a parade like jingle all the way and Travolta gos down empty streets cuz its a holiday and drives by fire trcks ad on the cuty area and through bildings and thev parade and into a glass tingof people in 1776 days being hung

travoltas out cold and then its night and chick is still alive an when Travolta comes to he hears Lithgow throw the tape in the sea an cover her mouth with a cloth as fire works go off

traolta runs outas Lithgow carries her away and u a thing and this is like batman withhe joker andvicky vale

he tries throing he over andshefalls on the ground an fights but gets to the rails and calls fr Travolta

Lithgow grabs her and travlta runs to her slo mo  and grabs lithgows shak hand and shanks him with hi own shank

joh Lithgow is back in h-ll whee he belongs andchick has a garrot on hr nec and i think shes dead and he hugs and holds her as fireworks go off above en

he decides to have her live on as a partof him and starts eatin her

jk thats viokenc jack, really later travota listens to her wanting to see a show and its like with nephlute and molly in sailor moon with the chocolse parfait

the news sez the liberty killer was found dead after e and chck killed each other and his identiy isn't verified

Travolta used the chicks deth scream for the slasher and can't take it

theend

that was well done

dark, gritty, good music, and acting great camerawork

its got a dark ending like Scarface and Carrie and the human centipede andthe rothers grimm and Devil,an and ost Gundam

also the main characters are Sally and Jack like Nightmare Before Chrisatmas

Its well made and cool and dares to give us a different take than the Disney ending where the good guy wins

people didn't like the bummer ending but Anime often does that like Go Nagai and Yoshiaki Kawajiri and those are good

it sez its fiction and similarities are coincidental, but its based on real times THEY iced guys and covered it up

For Blow Out 2 I want the guy who ordered the thing n the candidate to have been elected and using his power to oppress the people, soDennis Franz contacts the Travolta and reveals he had a back up kidden away and if they get his back up footage they can out the guy andbhave a 1776 to free us from hm. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and tg16 where 1 player is Travolta and the other is ron Jeremy or w/e and  you beat thrugh the goon of the leader and get to the safe box with the footage and in te end, fight the leader who is on daemon roids that burn him out after a while and you gotta survive until the timer is out and he bursts into flame and melts into slop

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Won In The Clouds Review

 Note: I spell Cloudian

Won In The Clouds

This is my review on Won In The Clouds from the distant future year to j e b stewart of1928 (100 years before the 2nd Robotech War and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its directal by Bruce M. Mitchell who did nthing I saw

It stars Helen Foster from The Westerner/Around the World in 80 Days, George French from Tarzan of the Apes, Albert Prisco from the 20s Monte Cristo/ da 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Sea Hawk/the 20s The King of Kings/da 1935 Les Misérables, and a buncha guys i never saw in anything or anit on back door candy a55, frooty booty, bea male, banana crammer, aids bag, necro pedo, hippie vegan stoner pedta tree kung fu based on plants, whale kissing Dukakis hugging moon maiden, gender offender sovie Wikipedia

i never saw this b4 but its public domain and uner an hour long s imaq review it

after a title we are told its in Africa and we see lions in the jungle among other cats like leopard but not chester cheetah and we see lephants

primitive man conquered many of the jungles damage but dissease didn't get stopped as they used witch doctors to cast spells to fight disease

well, when god gives u lemons, u find a new god!!

also the dr is called Moku ike f goku fused with the galactic prisoner

by the village is a diamond mine that the manager jack woods, which sounds like a p0rn0 name, closed for a bit and stopped diamond shipments for the plague

its the oh bba mma virus!!

jack woods hears a dr from cape tow was sent weeks ago from his spy and jck i think goes in a plane to scout to see how ckose he is and tells a guy to be rady with da stones for a quick escape

dr james party, which sounds like a p0rn0 name, is by tge Africa vilage and, wait its cecil james and his party and hes got 2 missions, fight the zckness and check da mine

the gide and interpreter is bangula, whih sounds like a vampire p0rn0 and james daughter gave and her maid mina like sailor venus or the Dracula chick are with him

jack goes by in a biplane and grace thought it was a guy named art blake but dad sez hes back in cape town, which i guess is also in te vampire p0rn0

in cape town the company prez's secretary was workin  to rb the company and henry blake leades he damond group andwas worried of holdbacks of shipments and dr james his homie

art blake is gay for grace and is back from a hunting trp that the beta males, girly men and animal supremacists fear cuz its manl and cool unlike those wiener cleaners, and is gonna go by plane but scretaryb hears and calks for gonzalas fast but not speedy like the cartel fighter in WB

prez is proud of his son and sez if he fies the mine issue son gets half the interest and sceritary tells a guy to stop art and calls on a private line

atseez secretarit on da phone saying tell woos da boss is onto em and son is coming and he' try to sop son, but son shoves him on his b0ner eating a55 and, slug out a butler and gets on da phone to hear

places mechanic percy hoga, like hulk hogans grandpa, is called by art to bring the plane and wait for him but his car has a flat and he chabges it

some guys attack parcy and he fghrs e off and gets a ride to he place and we see a plane taking off as the cars run in a chase as mecanic  gets on da car roof as they drive like its teen wolf and he gets on the low flying biplanes wing and they escape

jack gets word art is commig and plans to frame dr james not dr jones like in d anus jones and the temple of spurm, and getta way with da jewels  when art looks for him

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so jack and droogs goes off to da village and  tells em of a White witch dr who will cure em but if he escapes they all go to h e double soviet Africa

the tribe goes mental andjack books it and the james goes to meet da tribe and let da women go off

the plane goes by and the trbe gets near and scatters and when dr and chumes goes by they swarm out and surround em

dr sends his daughter out so hey dont b0ne her dead with their footlongs  minus 2 inches from ciecimscision and some guys i think the ine bad guys chase her

so chick is on foot andwait maybe not 1 saw 1 chick on foor but another is on horsea55 andfooter gets caughter

wait i think its art who wait no its jack i think wjo sez he'd get the yrbe yo understand her dads good and takes her to the mie to be safe

dr james is in the trrie place an his interpreter blacula i mean bangua i meab blagula i mean bangula sez dont trust the tribe guy wjo iced a lot of White men like feminists and commies want

jack i think or one of his droogs slugs out the blangula and sez hes from an enemy trive and letting ghim talk would end em, so he tells the tribe the bangula has the evil eye and must be destroyed for the white man to help em

the trime takes him away to be eaten or w/e and tells dr james his daughter is going to the mine andntells the james to cure the sick tribe to calm em

main guy rt and percy see bangluma being taken to the Sodom pit with the natives and swoop own with main guy haging from a ladder ad cathing him as they fly off and the tribe books it

they land and banglua sez jack took the hicks and has jmes in the mine i mean village and they gi off to save em

the chircks are brought to the mine and in the cave and i mean cabin andthe plane takes off

jack i think sez he'd keep her dad safe if she does something fr him and i think he b0ned her in the real version

the plane lands and the guys get out by the mine and maybe jack goes out and meets em with cheer

they go in and see the chicks and jack i think goes out for business an tells his goons to get art in the mine when hes alone

art and chick grace smooch and percy gets along with mina wait they have 20s wordplay and its cheerful and lite with poetry and percy looking devolved

she sez the trivbe has her dad but art sez bangula is gonna save him and in the village  the peple spazz out and james goes to check the kids with 20th century medical knowledge, maybe 19th and gives the kids spoonfulls of liquid t treat their f--k up cr-p

at goes around the mine and  it looks cool like 20s star trek and in the mine  a guy comes out with a gun and has him but now in bed like in the real version

in the village the chief has his fave dancers treated by dr jmes with some liquid and they fight over the bottle to chug more like its liquor, which it probably is

art gets outta his ropes and beats out the guards ad runs to the plane wityh percy working on it

he tells percy to get the girls andhe's gonna fly to the village to save the dr and the girls wonder what art is up to in the mine

percy runs in and trips and the goons get him at gunpoint and wanna put hin elsewhere til kack tells em what to do to him

art takes off and jack hears of it and figgers hes gong to the village so hes gonna have him trapped there as he gets away with the grace

jck sez james needs grace in the village and he takes her in his plane and horsemen run around to the village as art lands and gets jamesand books it

he tells jakes to get off on a horse and  art is taght i mean cught and jack tells the tribe art got the White Dr away and now the village will bite it so they otta acrifice him to the lions

this is like saying "get a shot or everyone dies" and people believe it and spazz out and ruin their fertility and dna in fear, as well as shunning people and making them isolated for not following the lemmings off a cliff

jack sez the dr will be caught soon and bangluais snerking around and the dr is caught and brought back

atrt is tied to a post and a trail of meat is placed leading to art, which the lion might be too full to eat the guy after all dat mean it stuffed in its mouth like furrys like to do to them

so lions cme and bangula frees art nd they climb  out wait bangula gets eaten by lions and art escapes on a jet black horse like Kokuph Go in Hokuto No Ken

Candice Cameron i mean grce from student bodies is gonna be brought by plane withjack-o and main guy sneaks around and fight a guy who is too unevolved to call for help and got beat out

art comes in with guns and  frees his droogs and the other chick and percy tells him jack of woods tricked her to flying with em but he didn't hear the plane start

then the plane starts and i think some frames are missing and the plane is in the air and jack is standing on the wang, i mean art is on the wing and jumps from his plane tothe other by grabbing the underside of the enemy one and crawling up like a centipede crawling up a mans a55

jack comes out and not like the butt pirates and fights art and falls to his probable end, but dont worry there's a ae under hi offscreen, they got him to a hospital planet. i can see his parachutes, hes ok

so the planes land and art is gonna b0ne grace but her dads there and he cant and percy jokes with mina and they get in the plane and take off like hosers to fly in the skym takeu habatake, oza wara ne kameni oh, shining finger

the end

that was preeyty goid

nice lite adventure eith good danger and action

good classic ungle movie things and the air combat was well done

i think they really did aero stunts for this and it looks imprssive instead of a green screen and actors faces edited onto cr-ppy cg

its like the kind of adventure movie you see referenced or parodied in modern things that look at the silent era like the artist or bebylon

its a cool film and under an hour and works pretty well

its not super epic but it gets it done and i dont see any real issues with it

For Won In The Clouds 2 I want the jack woods guy to have survived his fall by landing in a dead animal and it was swollen with rot gas and was like a pus filled airbag. hes found by a tribe of giants who live with dinosaurs in a hidden area in the earth under the jungle and have a high tech city they fix him up. But he wants to escape and the wanna use him for harvesting fluids for breeding as their groups are inbred and need hman dna to make super warriors So he has to escape after healing and get ot the cave, fighting various Africa cryptids or africryptids and getting new cyber tech armor and weapons to get to ifferent areas and escape to the human realm, with the head giant as the boss. Also its a 16 bit metroidvania game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba were you play as jack and go around the inner world and cave area through te cyer city.

Monday, June 17, 2024

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner Review

 Note: i spell interracial

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

This Is My Review On Guess Who's Coming To Dinner from the distant future year to Thomas Dixon of 1967(40 years before Transformers Ameri9can Aeasn 4)

Its rdiectd b y Stanley Kramer from i mean who did Inherit the Wind/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

it stars broken drunk Spencer Tracy ho bit it days after filming this, and was in 20,000 Years in Sing Sing/Fury/San Francisco/Captains Courageous/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Adam's Rib/Plymouth Adventure/Bad Day at Black Rock/The Old Man and the Sea/Inherit the Wind/Judgment at Nuremberg/How the West Was Won/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, the wretched Katharine Hepburn from da 30s Little Women/Mary of Scotland/Dragon Seed/Adam's Rib/The African Queen/The Rainmaker/Suddenly, Last Summer/The Lion in Winter/Rooster Cogburn, Sidney Poitier from No Way Out/Blackboard Jungle/The Defiant Ones/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Duel at Diablo/In the Heat of the Night/A Patch of Blue, Katharine Houghton from Kinsey, Cecil Kellaway from Gunga Din/da 3Ws uthering Heights/The Postman Always Rings Twice/The Cockeyed Miracle, Beah Richards fro The Miracle Worker/In the Heat of the Night, Roy Glenn from The Jackie Robinson Story/The Sound and the Fury/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Hang 'Em High?Support Your Local Gunfighter/Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Isabel Sanford from Jane Austen's Mafia!/The Simpsons, Virginia Christine from Cyrano de Bergerac/da 50s Invasion of the Body Snatchers/Judgment at Nuremberg/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/The Twilight Zone/The Rifleman, D'Urville Martin who directed Dolemite which was awesome and was in Black Like Me/Rosemary's Baby/Watermelon Man/Dolemite

after candy a55 chchi this is givng on has a disclaiming of "this has predjudices from another era" warning for beta males who can't handle histiory r rwality, we get credits of an aftcan ized american and his White Woman travelling

they spooxh in the car and go to soviet san fran sicko and talk of meeying her rents and hes concerned they might not like him

they stop by an art placre and her moms worker wo is a bit uneasy with his ethnicity like beta males hating Americans for being White in the 2020s

they go to her place and meet her maid whos africanozed nd sassy and knda b--chy over her being back too soon and he calls his fam and in her dads study is a pictuer of the daemon worshipping fdr

the maid b--ches at main chick over her bein into one of her kind as many africabized americans actually dont like seeing their kind with another group, same with asians and gaijin

chick sez she loves the main andwhy is her love for maid ok and her love for sifney bad?

t be fairl she's not b0ning the maid, but this is califnornia, so maybe

the sidney's dad is glad hefound a girl and chick talks with mom about  meeting a guy she fell in love with in 10 mins

also sidney is 37 and she's 23, which i more han sailor moon wuth serena and darian or dbgt with Pan being 15 and Garlix Jr being like 400

chick tells mom her bf had a wife and son who bit it and her mom sees sidney and is shocked that hes africanized

also sidney is a dr and sez she otta sit down and his chick sez shes gnna faint ciz hes a n gro

kathreine hepburgn is unsettled for her daughters choce in love interest and sidney reveales he didnt tell his rents his woman is White

katherine snaps and beats on him with her bag screaming NOT IN MY HOUSE!!! And sisney pull her bag from her and ays "I killed g==ks like you in korea, dont think i forgot how!

jk hats clint eastwood in gran torino and really they eat snacks and maid is not nice to sidney

chick sez she thinks it wont matter to her rents that they are interracial an dad gets home

remember when Green Lanturn JohnStewart fell in love with Hawkgirl in Justice League? He was openly black and she was from another world. Some think its interracial, but really its interspecies, lik Robotech wirth Max and Miriya or Bowie and Musica, as 1 is an alien

dad comes in thinking somethings up andhears theres a dr but seems cheerful and goes off untul he realizes it and asks wtf's going on

also the commercia bumpers say this has nudity and i assume its spencer tranceys rotting a55 and d0ng thats mostly skin thats hanging down by his knees

spencer sez i mean sidney sez hes gonna marry spencer tracywrs daughter and he gets flustered

spencer trancey who nlike kevin spacey never went gacy, is doing a good job acting andwas ding when he filmed this

chick sez se didnt boose to fall in love with 1 of them andis gonna go to europe to marry him and wants the to give their blessing for the weeding

spencer, who is filed from behind often as its a body double as he was too f==ked out from decades of smokes and booze, goes off and calls his droogs o bone up on sidney

he talks with hia woman who plays his wife about if they thought it ight happen and both sed no, and he thinks the couple dont know what they are doing

sidney sez he didnt tell chick and he dont know what to do and might not marry if the rens dont approve and has enough problemds

chick thinks the color different dont matter but he knows better andhe dont wanna damage her relationship with them, but he loves em i mean her, until she gets to 400lbs and counts as they/them from being big enough for several people, andasks the rents to come to the right decision

the rents like his respossibility as sidney played honorable guys who had dignity and respect, like a hetero samurai, but now many guys role models is hsy z or p diddy wgo are evolutionalyty challenged in views and lifestyle choice, with b0ning 5lkanks and doing drugs

katherine hemp burn se she taught her kid not to judhe by the skin color and they get a call back saying sidney has a clean record and dead fam and good education

also he gave e a few $$ as he made a phne call and wanted to give reparations for his acts

also this was remade in the 00s with ashton kutcher and bernie mac back when both were alive and it was modernized

the chicvk and the sidney get aong and are happy and her rents are happy for her and some teens come by and dance to 60s music that dates this movie

chick tells mom how she met the sidney and mom asks if they b0ned and she sez no

sidney and spencer talk ofhow coloreds dance better and sidney sez its their music and moves, and spencer sez he didnt think tey would  ge in baseball

spencer asks of their hybrid kids and he sez his woman thinks the kids would be president, like hussein, but not evil, maybe

sidneys rents called and are gonna come over but he didnt tell em shes Caucasionoided and will be here for dinner

sidney i mean speancer sez sidney has an africa training program where thy go around and get the smartest kids and teach e a skill like delivering babes or sewing wounds, and spreadng the knowledge

sencer gets his irish up hearing sidenets rents are comming to dinner and this priest who dad blew off gold for comes by and meets sidney and hears hes gnna marry her

oh noooooooooo! i think the priest is an irish!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooo!! find da cure!!!

priest read an article on sidney and wants to talk with him of it and when he goes to talk with rents chick sez hes a close friend but they aint catholic, like spencer tracey or biden also dont believe the WORD and Commandments and do evil

prist sez mixed rqce marriages do well as they gotta prove it andthe employee from the story is shocked that shes marrung an africanizd american but covers it until ses outside with kathetine hemp burn and is open of her hate for the couple

katherne tells her to go back to the store and get aq check fr 5000$ and get f'd as shes fired for her views, wivh i think isnt legal even in candya55 california

chick sez worker was a b--ch and hopes she gets fired, wih if you can fire someone for having a dufferent view on iner racia love, then a boss with the opposite views can fire an employee for dissenting

priest sez advice and siney jokingly sez aw go to h-ll, hich is racist against catholics and priest jokingly goes off to i mean cheerfully goes off and is invited to dinner

nowadays the priest who be a bigot who dont like interspeies womans with a furry and his pet

chick sez guess whos comming to dinner now and maid sez martin luthor king/ bt chick sez, close its the priest, even though king dint believe the bible andmisused it to get people on his side

spencer and his woman playing his wife  drive and get ice cream and he dont remember what his fave ice cream is like an irishman having a biden momenyt and the londe chick working the drive in gives a list and he eventually ges it

kath reminizes of her daughter an spencer sez this ice cream isnt what he liked but he likes it and tells the blonde like she cares

spencer i meansidney is getting chaned and maid comes in and he covers his dark orwo cookie looking nipples and maid goes on a loud b--chy tirade and sez he aint good looking, wich is odd as most women liked sidney

afterspencer has ice cream he ulls out like an irish prez in a mad max country and rams a colored guys car

car boy goes on a tirade over his car getting f and spencer gives him 50$ and dives off

at a Japanese Club the couple has drinks with a friend couple andJapan 22 yars after WW2? HATE CRIME!!!!

Nippon Ichi Jigoku No Gaijin!

Ore Samma Wa Muteki Da!!

so friend cole sez they otta leave tonight and get married andspencer and kath rine hump bern  sez the plane leaves at 10 something and in a few years i mean days i mean mins the guys will be fr dinner

spencer thinks nothing against him b ut thinks its not for the best and they'd get beat dead and dont think its goos and that shes too young fr sisnet and jath looks longingly at the background looking epia and crys

chick calls mom saying theres no reason not to go and sidneys rents get thee and are shocked hes dating outside his race and mayybe age

sidney; i can explasin, shes got the vitiligo, shes really colored but got turned

jk really they get going and spencer shaves as kath urn himp buns sez hes making a nistake and that sidney will accept hs decision but his daughter will b--ch out over it and kemtp burns will side with her

on da car ride there sidney sr sez the couple is acting like lunatics and in 4 hous they are gonna e on the plane but dad sezhe needs 8 to say all his objections

riest came by and kath thing hump bing sez sidny sez hhe'd not of w.o approval and spencky didnt approve

maid asks whats up and tells kath to stop the maddness and she dont understand

spencher b--ches out over the relatuonsip to the priest and priest sez its just love like the gundam wng song

spinky sez katheine kump bung would be ok with anyting and priest sez hes gone back on himself and priest admires and respects him but feels sorry for him andyaoi fans would make bad fanfis over that line

senkier sez the coupe dot got a chance but priest sez to have them fix the world and spencer sez it wont happen in his lifetime

spoilerl spencer was in h e double soviet ireland 2 weeks after filming and i want to chane the world, o netsu taiaua sazu ni takamaru mirae

oh and Trump dated a black woman a few years after his not sure how many

so the sidney fam comes by and they meet andchick is brash and sez they wanna invite the rnts t the national lampoons european wedding

spenker and dad sidney sr sezthe chicks rushing into things and kathinme humpnbgb sez i mean bings sidney mom to the outside and talks ofthe couple being interacial

sid om sz it never happened b4 and i question that as many africabized ametinacs are part white as you go back far enough you never now what you find

kathinrn rbofinduh talks and finds the husbands dont want it but the moms are ok andsez to trust the kids even though 1 is 3\ and the rents probably knew slaves

dad and sid dad go in the sturd and i mean study andeveryones drnking whih is wha sent spencer i almost sais sidney to h e doule califorba

blavk dad b--ches about white dad if he is ok with the race mixing and eventualy dad sez its best dosney taljs to sidney dr himself as both dads agree

sidney r allks with mom overhow he said hesd call it off if he i mean sodney didnt approve and sidney sez he feels alve again after his woman and kid got it

spunkier talks with sidney mm andmom sez if spenkier sez hes against em his problem is over and this isnt a night for hapiness

spunkser sez somethimng i missed and wait he sez he dont want em hurt and sidney sr sez sidnet ismaking a matae and tis is illegal in a buncha states and people wont xhane

sidney sez shut the f up wothough te f anddad b--ches out over his hand work and walking with a main bg for miles over decades adis a c=c sucker ngry nd devolved

sid mom gives a healtfelt appeal to romnce and love and siney sez dad dnt own him and cant boss him around and dont understand him nd dad thinks of hmself as a colored mn byt sidney sees himsrlf as a man ad he still loves dad

after some recolection i mrean reflexion i feel your love reflection, mitsu megami su hitomi ni egaete haruka na never ending story, spenker goes on a monologue and he sums up the film events and sez he responded normal as any father unless his daughter was a n gro too, then that if the tracewy and vutt buddy laying a married couple didnt agree the weedings off

he tell his daughter to shut the f up w/o the f and sums up more of the filme and how sidney mama sed he dot recall lovem do you remember love? andhe relates to the sidney for love like robotech or hkuto no ken and what atters is what sidney feels for his woman

then se sidney and chick have high problems and hes gonna wor on sidneys dad and they'll have to tough it out and scr=w those people who hate em and they fell in love and have a pgment prblem, but its worse or them not to weed as they have love

then they have dinner and the movie ends with this 50s song of lve

the end

that was a good fim

good feels and story that was pretty rsky for the 60s but today would be seen as tame

now we got the zoo prde thing going of guys open;y proud of their relationship wit their pets like in germny

its a mellow movie without danger or damage but human feelings and sidney is a good role model as usual

its not a miolin miles a second cg rsh but a gentle relaxin trip in the lives of people

and here the whites and coloreds ae both against the race mixing, instead of the evil whites and model non whites like the media ries to make people think s real

kinda like birth of a nation wirh the whites and coloreds fighting the northerners to defnd their homeland, but this time its good. wautm bieth of a nation was the good one in this situatuon

its a mostly clean movie and chch is a candya55 channel to whine about a movie showing the races getting along as "from another era/discrimination"

Yeah it has views, but to educate, not promote.

like mr rogers having a story arc about war

to quote D W Griffith; we show the dark side of wrong to illuminate th bright side of rught

It shows the dangers of racism, like that ep of Tiny Toons showing buster getting drunk

but this was a good film and holds up well. And has a good message of love like Sailor Moon or Hokuto No Ken

For Guess Who's Coming To Dinner 2 I want it to be the next day and the employee who was fired for disagreeing with the boss when thinking she was agreeing files a wrongful termination suit and i devolves inti a court case on "can you fire an employee for having views different than the boss and wgen not at work?"In the end, the californian jury is told that if you give the bosses the power to fire you for not thinking like them, then when someone you don't like buys your company, they csn fire you for what you think, and the jury sides with the plaintiff and katherine hembpurn owes the woman she wrongly fred reparations. Also its an 8 bit game where you play mini games while working at the shop on sega master system and game gear, game boy and nes, tg16, atari 7800 and lynx and has you selling art to various people who come in based on their likes and its like the bartending mini game on fist of the north star lost paradise but with 2 buttons and a D Pad.

Friday, June 14, 2024

The Cisco Kid Review

 Note: I spell non mexican but still bad

The Cisco Kid

This is my review on The Cisco Kid from the distant fiture year to Billy The Kid of 1994 (590 years before i mean 50 the Third Robotech War)

Its a tv movie directed by Luis Valdez whio i didnt see anything else by

its based on the series The Cisco Kid from from i mean the 1900s i never knew of

it stars Jimmy Smits from Bless the Child/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Pee-wee's Playhouse/The West Wing, Cheech Marin from Oliver & Company/Ghostbusters II/Ferngully: The Last Rainforest/The Lion King/From Dusk till Dawn/Santo Bugito/South Park/Judging Amy/Storm Hawks/MADtv/American Dad!, Sadie Frost from Bram Stoker's Dracula, Bruce Payne from Solarbabies/Dungeons & Dragons, openly commie Ron Perlman from The Ice Pirates/the live action Crying Freeman/Alien Resurrection/Titan A.E./Enemy at the Gates/Blade II/H=llboy/Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters/Batman: The Animated Series/Bonkers/Animaniacs/the cartoon of Aladdin/Mighty Max/Tiny Toon Adventures/the 0s Fantastic Four/Highlander: The Series/Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm/Hey Arnold!/Superman: The Animated Series/The New Batman Adventures/Godzilla on Fox Kids/M=n in Bl=ck: The Series/Jackie Chan Adventures/Justice League/butt f--king Teen Titans/Danny Phantom/The Batman/Justice League Unlimited/Afro Samurai/1000 Ways to Die/Star Wars: The Clone Wars/Robot Chicken/Batman: The Brave and the Bold/American Dad!/the 2010s Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTransformers: Power of the Primes, Tony Amendola from The Mask of Zorro/Blow/The Legend of Zorro/Seinfeld/Chicago Hope/Judging Amy/The West Wing/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Tim Thomerson from Baywatch/Xena: Warrior Princess/The Angry Beavers/Sabrina, the Teenage WitchSwarmed, Pedro Armendariz Jr from The Mask of Zorro/The Legend of Zorro, Roger Cudney from Amityville II: The Possession/Total Recall, and a buncha guys i never saw in anything or aint on back door, banana crammer, frooty booty, aids bag, sodom bottom, necro pedo, girly man, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia

i never saw this but it was by Turner and they often did good things

I missed tbe 1st 2 mins but its te 1800s and soviet mexico byt in this prison is these exicans and the main ugy maks friends with a smaller mexico with a similar nameand main mexico is gonna be executed as he tried to save this chick

the frenchies have a firing squad and take ou sme mexicoes like its the cartel and other same name mexico is a priest by cheech but not chong

before thefenchies execuite the mexicoes theres an attack by some  group and main guy and priest escape in the chaos and mexicoes raiding as a general of the evil french fights mexicoes

so priest and main guy ride off on an a55 andtal and main guy thinks priest is in a resistance and offers to get him guns and stuff from the American Civil War

they stop by a town with a tax colextor stealing pesoes by law andmain but takes a gun and caps the guards, then shpots off the chains and has 1 buillet left so he makes the tax collector bring him to taxy's place witha chick there

Proest wants them to give the money back to the people = and he's eventually guilted into it and nearly iced the taxy buttaxy offers his woman

chick sez if he forsed her to b0ne him se'd suicide byt he sez he never forces cghicks to do what they dont want

frenchick sez her unloe is some big shot who'd ie him for this and he tells the people his long uncut mexio name but they cant remremdr that so priest sez hes the sisco kid and they ride off on horses a55es

they stop by a town and see wanted posters empewrer maximillion wants iced and the people wants its country back from the frenchies

the kid has money from taxy andoffers to get em guns

a scuzzy guy goes to the general and this other guywas accuzed of bringing guns from America including av gattling gun

greneral sez they can get him the gun or he'd execute em and hes good at being an evil frenchie like a less effeminate trudeayu

french general has a plan to get aztec gold from when Cortez took down Montezuma and on Xmas is wheen it is revealed and he sends the gun guyz to get it so the people in the area that see it as their saving treasure will crumble

priest reveals hes actually not a friest and its a cover and he has over half a dozen kids with his women as mexicoes are very productive, as in REproductive and the 7th kid is still i her mexican womb

the mexicoes go to church anfthese thugs i think the gun guysbust in and open fire like they're mus lims or in india and the kid fights em off like Americans when a gender offender attacks

a candle falls in straw as they keep straw by candles and the church brns down and the kid is ko ed bt comes to and saves an ugly kid who stays there whining bt busting out the window on a rope

so the saved kid was priests daughter and the badds stole this statue or graven idol thepeople needed and goes off with priest on a new mission

they go to some s-summy mexican place, like a raist klansman or a lusty frenchie, and all the guys have face scars like hokuto no ken

priest sez the item mighr be in the governers or enerals or w/e plavce and the raiders wo attacked te chuech come in

he cofronts em ad shoots the guns outta their hands which myth busters sez would bust their hands

a 1 eye gets priwst at gunpoibt andkid puts a gun in his eye socket under the patch and it fades to the next scene as i guess in the unct version he blew his head oen likr hokuto no ken

a;so its like a serbian film with the guy getting his eue hole b0ned dead

so the kid does rodeo things in a rodeo fo the general frenchie like pulls cow tails or horse a55 tricks, and i think the chick from b4 is in the uudience amd her name is dominique like the SM Chick in Double Dragon V on Sega

He does bullriding on a malcontent bull that idians worship and eat the waste of anddoes well but a black bull like in shadow the hedgehog attacks and he doesa nina flip over it like the power rangers

the duo goes to tisdance like Gone With The Wind andkid is into the chicks but priest wants to find the item

they ccheck their gunes and by that i mean suresnder em so if someone attacks they canrt fightb back and kid dances with chickand talks of if sge'd tell her uncle of him and lt col frenchie ron pearl anti man whos her fiancee

priect called poncho brings towels in likwe a maid or male slave and goes in the command room of general and hides as he comes in to talk with the American bandits who give hm the item

the item is a graven image o gold of the Baby Savior and kid dances more with chick who as the 5kank in dracula

after the dance pancho has the item in his clothes likehes pregnant if men could have wombs and as they leavea fight breaks out andfthe guards only use theo guns to beat at em

so thy escaped after chick smooched her uncle i think aka the general and chpng i mean cheech falls a55 1st on a thing after a jump

so they get cauht by the american bandits who get the item but this h0ker chick dont want them cappee in her house and the duo escapes and gets the stature back

the chick is caught by da american waste land warriors and the duo get back he item to the people but kid wants a bit of tax collectors pesoes and a gun recipt

priest gets p-ssed at him for ot being 1 of them and it devolves into a fight like most weasterns have and kid reveals he needs the letter or we to get back well in America as it was either run guns in mexico like president husein  did or do jail

bt then the frebchies are comming and its like 1776 with paul revere but less evolved and the mexicoes ready for batle

taxy i thinksez it had a lot of chutzpa to kdnap the chick for 50 000 pesoes (which is like 50$) and the statue and kid realizes that someone else took her and lft the note and he races off

pancho does the paul revere thing telling theb people to ready and in a slummy mexco bar the gun guy americans have the girl

the kid fights e and 1 gets a knife in the gut and another has him at gunpoint but pancho wastes him as he had delivered the baby item

1 tells em they got da chic in da mine and i there an american has her string uo by her arms with her clean smooth pits sown even though frenchies like hairy pitts on women

1 gun guy trys maing out her her but in the real version i think he tried to b0ne her, and she busts his eyes and escapes in the black mine

he cathes her but she nails him in da head with a rock but dont try to finish him and tries to run

he catches her and trys b0ning her but kid aves her and the gunshots ts a key pinpoint area and the mine caves in as they escape

at night kid reveals the mexico hes from is not part of soviet canada i mean california and hes going there but se gets along with him and they make out

so sme guys come by mexico with a gattling gun and sez napoleon III gave them their own austrian emperor Max but they refuse to be civilized and hes gonna end em

then chick comes in and sez she sees his real self andkid and his crew come in and take out the frenchies

general books it and kid chases and theres a battele betweenthe frenche and the mxicans

general sez some cr-p and kid tackles him and he falls head onto a rick and bites it and goes to h-ll for being a devolutionized sub human frenchie

then like skies of arcadia and fist of the north star lost paradise, the lower rank guy is the final boss and they fight until he sends h-llboy bak to h-ll

ceech poncho gets the gattling gun and the frenchies surrender like they are known to do

the mexicoes celebrate the end od the reign of the cheese eating surrender monkeys and the president of soviet mxco wjos like 4'8 comes over and is gonna attack enmperer max to send the gaijin back to their homeland, whih is irnc as a century and a half later they invade America and devolve the protoculture

mexiprez sez to not ice the escaping frenchies and kid gets is lette he needs to do dat American cr-p buthe wants to be presient

kid sez by to poncho fake priest cgeech and chik is going back to candy a55 france to be b0ned in the hairy armpits by their circimsized d0ngs

after maing out he leaves and he goes off on his big black horse b0ner and poncho goes after kid andhas a new adventure with him thats not brokeback mountaib

te end

i mea the end

that was pretty good

goes by at a good rate and dont drag or feel lomg

its got nice flow and feel and pacing and the music and acting is good

nice filming stye and its like a 90s show like xena

i like how the french are the bad guys like in real life esp in soviet canada and its mostly clean

not really swaering much i recall and no nudes or gore

i never saw this b4 but its pretty fun and entertaining

glad i saw this one, its pretty cool

For The Cisco Kid 2 I want the kid and poncho t go to canada to quell the french attempt to enfrenchenize canada and take out the frenchies before they spread to America and mexico later. Als its a 2D 32/64 bit Run And Gun game on PS1, Sega Saturn, N64 and Panasonic 3D0 where you plsay as the kid and the poncho and fight the frenchies and the final boss is the head frenchie who fuses with the remains of the dead frechies and devolves into a big flesh monster that you gotta hit its swelling on its body that show up as ou dodge his attacks.