Note: I Spell like Manjyome Thunder
Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder
This is Ore Samma No Review on Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder from te distant uture year to Siro Ishii of 1995(Te year we got the Power Rangers Movie and Sega Saturn)
Its directed by Takuya Wada who's not on back door, aids bag, sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, gedner offender, Creator hater, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plant wikipdia who begs or money when it lies often
I never saw this but its based on stuff by Go Nagai who' the best writer in Japan
after credits of Liger doing a match and blacking out in the ring, they get him to the changeroom as reporters follow
this is in proper full scree and in good 90s color
so they get his boots of and he sez he'd be ok o compete tomorrow then gets up and takes his mask off
he's got long tommy wiseau hair and looks a bit caveman
then title
at night a scoter guy wearing a helmet as he's not a gaijin who's god sez you can't, goes to a office to deliver foot or 6500 yen
wait, this is widescreen, gross!
so delivery boy like Fry in futurama sez the final match of New Japan fighting spirit in Kora hall is coming and Liger win easy is last one
he loves Liger n its LIGER the REAL animal, not Rygar, like that booty boy lover site AnimeNewsNetwork calls it
Why not call a sea horse ShiiHooSu?
yatura baka okama kuso gaijin
so delivery boy leaves after talking to Go and Tago wo bought Gyoza and Ramen
the workers take a break after eating and the deadline or haiosa priting is 4 30 or 5 pm and talk of Ligers match
in a White room of White light a guy looks at a glass dome
a chick is looking at something an a guy sez hurry up and give the position to Yoshia
she sez Ligers eyes look different than the Miki match
Yellow shirt is worried of Liger action of but its probably anemia and ge didn't hit his head and she pitties Liger and a guy joined the magazine they work on as Liger fan but they gotta be pro
oh she was looking a photos on a White light board
delivery boy i think wait its a chick walks with a guy as an upbeat song plays
at a shop for Liger cr-p and a space with a wresting ring
a guy with normal hair gives an interview on how masked wresters gotta be skilled and is nice and watchs tv to relax on days of
a chick i think the one by the light looks at a magazine
at the office they say America WWC champ Nik Stein(Oy Vey) comes to Japan cuz of a wound
the chick sez his face in the photo looks Japanese and at the airport comes Bounty Viper and Yamakawa of NJPW talks to him
In a White Van like oj was in after chopping up all those people, Yamakawa was surprized to get a reply in Japanese and is in charge of disabilitys. he looks for gaijin wrestlers but s=cked at English
He offers Viper a tour of Japan like Kyoto w/Geisha as Viper looks in a mag at wrestlers
Yamakawa carrys Vipers cr-p and Vipers bodguard guy goes out and unmasks and I think sez no interviews and goes up as Yamakawa sez if u got questions call da company and avoid interviews
In a room Viper looking buff wearing only a towel is told by bodyguard is body turned well in Japan as Viper breathes hard
at the ring place guys work out sweaty and train
1 masked guy goes out an unmasks as an old guy come by
masked guy sez its been 2 years since he was at the dojo and dont call me by my real name, its Light Wolf now
what is he? a furry?
old guy sez he ran away a lot b4 and light wolf like light yagami and dick wolf fused was said to be a problematic young player but became soviet mexico champ in AUW
He wants to make a big return to Japan and face Liger and the American Champ
he offers half the bonus for winning to old guy who sees him as a son
2 guys come out of the closet in mean gym and old guy goes in with food
2 guys say he's at the dojo at night and sleeps/eats in it
i think the ring place gym is the dojo
light wolf sez to a guy pumping d0ngz i mean iron "aint that overwork? I wanna face u at ur best" and is told if you dont work hard on your body you get irritated or dependant
light sez he ell after a match but had a check up and pumping guy sez after Riot Wolfs match is over/i'll let you see da hole and agree to have a match
i think liger is in the shower and looks buf but has flashbacks of lightning and spazzes out making animal sounds
oh guys, we need thunderzord power!
and we see his a55 like Jean Claude Van Damme
guys come to the dojo but ligers and no ones there
old guy i think sez mr moga harvested todays material and fruit
chick tries to go in a door but old guy sez miki is on school leave and stops her
the interview can be published the day after tomorrow(When al gore sez the world will end) and the magazine guys leave
old guy talks with Liger of feeling sick and smelling bad(AIDS?!)and sez dont push yourself and you know your body
old guy tries the Liger Mask for a bit and chick is walking with the mag crew and goes off to see a school friend who lives near here
she comes to a guy in a mask and sez its relaxing for how much she's paid(are they gonna b0ne?)
she sez he's been changing dojos or years and i think she sez hes her dad
she sez she grew up w/his influence but he sez he became friends w/him
she shows him liger photos and he gets shocked
she thinks somethings up with Liger as she followed him for years
a kid wants an autograph and chick give him a pen to write to this wiener kid Junichi
that as kinda nice feeling
he sez he dont get whats going on in is body and i think its Liger maybe and leaves but a guy was cameraing him from a bit away
at night Liger dreams of a black void and ten a green outside plant place and a ki w/crippled grandpa going in the woods
kid all ad roll down the hill but granpa does ninja moves to save him
grandpa trains him in martial arts and looks like bien but not devolved as sega like music plays
Grandpa sez the kid Jawashi(Evil Eagle?) is a special human, everyones human like his rents but he's of a different shadow race(Like lizards?)
someday it'll be revealed and Liger wakes up saying he cant recall grandpas secret(recipe of herbs and spices)
at a press thing its said New Japan Pro Wrestling Jr Division IWGP heavyweight division will have Jushin Thunder Liger and A mexico AUW jr heavyweight champ Riot Wolf(subs said Light before!)and American WWC Jr heavyweight cham Nick Stein.
Bounty Viper was gonna be in it but its a 3 way now
mag guy in yellow shirt b4 but has glasses the whole time so imma call him glasses wants to know more viper who beat Stein
he's told it was a non title fight and he thought he had enough strength but got booked by a promoter in soviet los angelas
its said Nick got injured and we see i think Viper doing push ups in a dark room to show he's evil
bodyguard sez viper blood is 100% pure and viper works out harder
we're only al an hour in? that kinda dragged. but not much happened.
at this ring viper meets Liger and walk of
wolf sez he's gonna beat liger and then we get the super triangle 1st where riot wolf cems out and shows off
then Bounty Viper comes in and it plays dark bells and music
Then comes Liger and it plays theme msuic
each player chooses a rope under a blanket and pulls and then remove the cloth over em to show viper vs wolf
liger rolls out and teres a prowrestling match with wolfs kick doing zippo
he jumps off the ring thing to knock viper over and the fight goes out of the ring where wolf is wailed on
its back in the ring and viper slams wolf around as chick with camera sez vipers eyes are like ligers then
is htis like devilman lady the anime with jun Fudos eyes?
viper uses a dangerous move that liver is shocked by and then bounced around the ropes to beast on wolf
then throws him in the air and knees the back of his head
drs check wolf and liger runs up
wrestlings real guys, people get hurt, like in plays and movies and ballet
and its real, i saw it on tv, like the moon landing
so liger looks at viper but viper goes on and chick crys
don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, there's a hospital planet nearby, i can see the parachutes, he's ben sent to the next dimensionm
so the super triangles cancelled and outside chick shows liger the eye photo but its evil and she wants to know whats going on
liger dont know whats up and sez is dream told him past memories
he asks to find out about viper and not vic viper nor vic mignona the Italian Stallion
i think liger calls viper goes out and at night by the water meets liger
liger asks why'd he kill wolf whos like a kid bro to him
viper sez when he saw liger he new they were alike but ligers not complete and they are humans but someday he'd understand
liger gets mad and asks what its for but viper sez money/blood festival
liger grabs him but is beat down and viper makes demon faces and sounds then leaves
liger recalls grandpa saying the shadow race must not be exposed and his mission is to live quiet
if you live like a beast(gaijin?) the shadow race is a monster but they must never fight them as they are it too and destined to compete for love a shadows fighting shadows
kid liger sez maybe grandpa is waiting for em here in a dark woods
grandpa sez ligers a shadow and grandpa can live w/o it and forget all that happened til now, but remember he saw justice power in liger whos protected by light. shadow/light are twin bros, so go/never look back like Lots wife in Sodom
this light in the background s seen and liger kid leaves as shadow guys get grandpa
they look like oni or Kilokhan in super human samurai syber quad and liger wakes up sweaty
as it lightnings outside as lightning is light and thunder is sound, we see chick with a jushin liger figure and looking outside
in the day she comes to work and finds a paper on viper then runs to the hotel to see him
te bellhop dont tell her which room for security but she sees him in the lobby and asks if he's Azami from weekly gong cameraman?
shes told no interviews but s sez she not interviewing but wants to now his past
he sez he has no past and at the office glasses gets a call
chick sez she looked into is past in America and asks why'd he ice wolf and what of liger?
viper sez he'd give her the same end
she sez theres pro wrestling rules but he throws her down and sez dont touch me/i have no rules
at the office she sez she's Aizawa and hears ligers gonna face viper
you know, for a wrestling movie, theres not much wrestling
this nerdmo sez as the triangle match was cancelled viper aces a singles match of 300 00$ sept 27
ligers match is from player request and the reporters wig out
she runs to the dojo to tell liger viper iced a guy in an underground match in a bar in America in 92
also he was in eye rack in the marine corp special ops unit
Liger don care and she whines of him killing wolf and how liger might be iced too
he wants to find who he is by fighting him and we get a montage of them making the ring to 80s guitar and i think piano thats cool
i never knew it was woo boards under it
chick come to see him in is dark change room to encourage him
he sez no matter what he becomes, he wants her to love liger
he dont want him to bite it and a guy calls saying beat viper whos of the same blood and get the prize. voice was all over earth or pro wrestling and has chums in Japan but tis is a 100% pure blood fight
he wont fight liger with 25% blood is flowing 75% is from humans and he's the brain
his friends cause trouble all over earth and its their job but he looksforward to a fame blood match
ligers moved and masks up the punches a hole n the walls a55
he comes out to theme music the Viper comes to dark ominous sounds looking effing jacked
his bodyguard is dressed like a priest with a cross and amish hat
announcer sez liger is 170 cm and 98 kg but i dont speak metric
he ref frisks em and they fight with viper having 1 eye painted like glitter glam rock
they pose a bit then lock hands and viper overpowers liger who kicks um and fights
it happen again and we otta have life brs to see who's doing better
liger hits him to no effect then gets beat on and his head nearly twisted off like analyze this with the wench
then he's lifted and slammed but evades a stomp
liger gets him in a leg lock but viper grabs his face and gets out
after liger gets f'd and throw and beat on the kicks out of a pin and gets beat on
liger kicks him down then pins but gets out and stomps him
after more fighting bodyguard interfears by grabbing ligers legs and viper gets the edge
viper throws ref down and the fight is outside the ring and beats on liger with a chair
ligers being strangled from behind but the crowd cheers for him and he gets out
then things go trippy and viper slashes him but ligers mask eye is ripped and he has an autism attack
lightning hits and it goes strobe and he fights viper then runs out
at night 2 drunk guys wander around and liger with glowing viper rushes by
the guys think its them being drunk and the liger and viper are glowing spheres clashing in the city like dbz or urotsukidoji
they fight in a ruined building and viper has claws
viper vibrates and devolves into a demon reptile yokai thing to beat on liger who's punches do nothing
he strangles liger holding him up and throws him but liger rips of his mask and scream then glows light as light things go in him and he digivolves into some rubber power rangers monster
he beats on viper with totally not The Guyver looks and is this factory? its always the final battle in a factory
viper goes invisible as i guess he can do that then jump attacks liger who goes up stairs and railings
chick comes by as i guess she somehow knew were they went
ligers hit by invisible viper but doesn't spit on him to see where he is as that would be smart
he uses a forehead eye like the occultists do like yugioh and senses him to punch him and turn him sown
viper sprays liquid in his face and beats on him so chick tackles viper and is thrown off
liger gets a ki boost and does the crotch to face Kekko Kamen move to slam Viper in the ground but Liger has no parts as I assume they're retractable
liger remembers wolf and grandpa and face palms viper who pukes blood and dies
bodyguard comes in and whines while seeming pretty slimy and devolved
he screams and has an autism attack as liger in beast mode hugs chick and soft music plays
lightning hits bodyguard and he catches fire like Ozaki in Urotsukidoji
chick begs liger not to leave her but he jumps off and turns to a glow spere and flys of
se sez he vanished, noting changed, she quit the editorial department and is seen with a cross necklace in the dojo
at sundown she sees Junichi in a liger mask as a 90s soft song plays
then we see liger on i think a rooftop and he turns to the camera and credits play to 80s music
the end
that was pretty good
im not into wrestling and much was talking and build up
but it has good effects and some cheeze
nice music and the acting is good
nothing like the tv anime Jushin Lier but not bad
good refs to darker things like non humans among us
Not sure how much Go Nagai did but this wans't bad
its only like 92 mins but decent
glad I saw it
For Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder 2 I want him to take on the dark shadow guys who take over a city and use the people as slaves for making devolvers tha turn humans into their minions. Also its a 128 bit action game like Sonic Adventure but a beat em up on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and [s2 where you use powers to take on these things and get more abilities.
