Oliver Review

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oliver
this is my review on oliver
I recall in da 90z seeing adds for he 30th anniversary and at Zellers on the shopping cards
its based on a book by checkles dickens
it starts with an overture
after crediets with 1800s images we go to a work house for poors
I hate how all movies are about poors
why cant we have successful people?
imagine a batman movie where batman is just a hobo going around b0ning clowns
then some poor kids come in singing about food
all these young males lightly dressed
is this some pedo movie?
and they're brits!!
I have trouble understanding those f'd up clockwork orange accents
also its super widescreen
around 1/2 the screen is black bars
good set designs though
and better color than most films today
the kids don't get to eat until their owner taps his staff
they can sing but need consent to eat?
one little butt pope goes up and sks for more food
the owner goes up his own a55 over it
the kid runs but the guys at the poor place (I cant recall what I called it and don't wanna scroll up) chace him
the kid is oliver
the owner sez hes gonna beat him and feed him bugs for asking more
what is this? the human centipede?
these brits are f'd up
makes me glad to be an ameeican
i'm polish, American and catholic
all I need is irishness and i'm everything the brits hate!
btw they try to make these f'd up brit thing sound light by singing it
the owner takes oliver out and sings"boy 4 sale!"
why not just grind him po and feed hi to the other kids?
btw, going out into the slums with a grade schooler saying; boy for sale??
this is pretty suspect
I expect some fruity guy to buy and b0ne him
lie in degrassi jr high when wheels went hitch hiking and his guy tried to seduce him
some brits buy him and say they're purchase him after trying him for a week
if I buy a pack of yugioh I don't say; i'll see if the cards work and pay u next week if theyre good
also olivers mom pooped him out and bit it b4 telling them anything
maybe he's part daemon
a guy badmouths his mom so he tries to waste him
the adults chase him and he runs out and around
they catch him and seal him in a coffin
this is f'd up!
the owner comes by and sez hes mental cuz hey didn't feed him gruel
meat gave him spirits
no wonder texas is bad a55 and California is candy a55
thy lock his in the celler and theres coffins everywhere
he sings some emo song
then ecsapes and gets to London
he meets a young boy ho looks like a p=mp
he is streetwise and clever
and talks cockney
so I think he is a p=mp
he offers oliver a place to stay and sings about being his friend
if vader sung a song like this luke would\ve joined him
theres really good camera work and choreography
holy cr-p we're like 40 mins In and little has happened
btw the people in England are all dirty and kinda ugly in this film
he brings oliver to a place with young people smoking, gambling and other things
just like in ninja turtles 1990
he meets this scuzzy guy named fagin (fae gyn)
hes nice to oliver
oh and these kids are drinking booze
I remember my dad reading me the classics illustrated comic boo of oliver twist
fagin trains the kids to be pickpockets
I hate thieves
in bible times they crucified em
in samurai times they used em or weapon testing
see how many a katana can slice through in 1 swing
a 3 body blade can cut though 3 men in 1 slice
and there are 5 body blades
fagin makes seducing kids to theft and crime with a song
also he sticks out his a55 a lot in the song
if this were made today it would be about him using kids for h00king and would be a law and order svu ep
I had an idea
svu deals with various fetishes
gay, bi, pedo, gender, necro, pregnancy, fire, teen, handicap...
they otta have an ep about a fat fetish!
picture this
a girl disappears and several months later, a huge fata55 comes by saying she escaped and as force fattened by the guy
they find his lair and theres a lotta really huge fata55 chicks
some over 800lbs
with butter enema's and wearing filthy sweat stained rags, that once were fitting clothes, that they since grew outta
they were chicks he captured and enfattened and b0ned their fat
now they are immobile blobs that he feeds and are to heavy to get away
sounds f'd up?
well, it IS svu
I'm surprised hey haven't done an ep about that already
fagin gets oliver to pick his pocket but oliver s-cked at it
he sez oliver did well
btw, the p=mp is named; the artful dodger
that sounds like a p=mp name
fagin goes to a bar and meets a guy who gives him expensive items
but fagin sez he has no cash and wants to appraise it 1st
we get a song from wat I think are h00kers about how they like their lifes
fagin counts his treasure and oliver wakes up
fagin talks to his owl and notices olivr is watching
so he threatens him with a metal thing
when oliver sez he saw nothing  fagin sez sorry
the treasure is his retirement fund
the next day a h0ker stops by and oliver isn't wearing a shirt
she sez only oliver has manners
the p=mp has other poor kids for a fake carriage and sings a song about doing "anything" for her
8 kids play horses, 2 on each side with umbrellas as wheels and a few others
they drive around the room and fall down
then oliver sez he'd do "Anything" for the h00kers and a "kiss"
then fagin comes in and they kids say they'd do "anything" for him
this is pretty f'd up
fagin pays the h00ker and whines about needing the money to pay for cr-p
oliver wants to join em on a mission(a jacking of others goods)
fagin sings a slight military song about "being back soon"
don't say that!!
in horror movies that's certain wacking!
wait
aint these kids the bad guys?
I mean they're stealing
what is murder but stealing life?
wat is mo les ting but stealing virginity?
they try stealing but the cops go after em
they have several sorta looney toons attempts to escape
oliver goes up on a thing but a train goes at him
so he hides under it and gets caught after it goes
fagin is p-ssed they got oliver as he might out em
the big guy who gave him the items wants him to go get oliver from the courts and fagin sez if he goes down hes bringing others with him
so the h00ker goes to get him
in court the judge is a sourpuss
oliver is too freaked out to tell em anything and the judge sentences oliver to 3 months hard labor
but a witness (who the judge never let speak b4) sez it was 2 other boys who took the wallet
mn englnads courts are f'd up
oliver is take away by some human and the p=mp follows
then intermission
oliver is in bed and some chicks outside are singing about selling flowers
fagin wants the h00ker to bring olivr back
the big guy slugs her out when she wont do it
such a dark moment in an otherwise jolly movie about poors suffering
the h00ker sings about how the big guy still loves her
at the clean home, a guy has oliver return books and pay a bill with a 5 pound note and get 4 pounds 10 shilling change
that don't add up
how much is a shilling?
freekin metric system
the yen makes more sense
maybe even dongs
I prefer dollars
oliver sees a minting of a blonde chick that people say look like him
oliver tries to return the books but  h00ker leads I'm to get kidnapped by the big guy
this is how svu eps start
hes taken to fagin and wants to know what oliver told the clean guys
oliver slaps him and the guy gets oliver on a table with his butt sticking out and starts taking off his belt
good f he's gonna b0ne him!
but the h00ker saves oliver
this is pretty sick
if you made a movie like this today all the people would acuse it of being pro pedo
just show this to teens and listen to their coments
the big guy holds fagins throat and talks about snapping a chickens neck
he leaves and fagin tells the p=mp that the big guy is a violent man and no ones safe
he tells the p-mp(dogder) to look after oliver
fagin gets a song about not being so bad and wanting to go straight
they really like making bad guys look good
except the rich and white guys who beat people up
its like watching cnn
fagin decides to stay a bad guy
meanwhile the clean guy meets with the owner of the poor
the owner had kept a locket from olivers mom for like a decade and never showed anyone
it could've found him a home but they just wanted another slave
that's England for ya
at least the roy als didn't buy and b0ne him
meanwhile, the big guy takes oliver on a mission
ther gives a message to the clean fam
she admits to taking oliver but wont out her partner
she sez to meet at a bridge at midknight
she loves the big guy too much to out him even though hes a brute
sounds like a rapper gf
at night the big guy cuts open a window and send oliver in to open da door
but he accidentally makes noise and the owner comes out with his big dogs
but the big guys dog scares em away
at a bar fagon the h-0ker and big gy meet
big guy has the dog watch oliver and we see the dogs wiener
the h00ker sings a song
the h00ker gets oliver out the the big guy catches em and beats her dead with a stick like dr Jekyll
it doesn't show it but I bet she's all mashed up and busted open
he books it with oliver and his dog follows
he knows the dog could cause issue so he tries to ice it
\but it gets away and finds people after the big guy
the big guys to fagins lair
he wants cash from fagin but fin notices the blood on his coat
then the people who got the dog get there
fagin and his droogs scramble out and the big guy takes oliver as a hostage
as the cops come up the stairs they f--k out as its cr-ppily made and rotting like an englismans teeth
as fain escapes he drops his treasure I  the mud and it either sinks or is dissolved
the big guy tries to tie himself on a rope and has oliver bring the other end of it on a beam
he plans to jump rooftops like the tick
he swings across to the other building but gets capped
meanwhile, dogder picks a pocket
fagin sings about losing his loot and walks toward the sun like in gone with the wind
then he meets dodger and is offered the jacked wallet
they go off singing to stay crooks
oh and oliver goes to live with the clean house
the end
oh and the credits sound like p0rno names
jack wild
ron moody
john watters
wheres lucy morals or jurgen offen?
not a bad film
its pretty f'd up with stuff but its watchable and fun
for oliver 2 i'd like oliver to have grown up and he goes back to free the poors from the place he was in at the start of the 1st movie. the owner of them has started using forced amputations for those who go against him and he uses the pieces he removes from them to feed the kids so they can save cash on food. the kids have become so used to I that they now desire human flesh and when oliver frees them, they go around England eating people. they also have wood limbs with blades hidden inside em and can twist in a way that their bones spike out as weapons.

Turkish Star Wars Review

my spelli ng s-cked. but does the movie?
Turkish star wars
this is my review on Turkish star wars
its also called; the man who saved the world and Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam
my Wisconsin homie wanted me to review this so here I go
after the opening credits of names I cant pronounce(which goes on for a while)
we get narration about how peopled have gone into space and its thousands of years after the space age started
we are in the galaxy age
I gotta say, this sounds like M D GEIST
the solar system was replaced by the galaxy system
sounds like yugioh cards
I sacrifice solar system to summon galaxy system!
civilixations were forgotten and people went primitive
they also looked for immortality
sounds like dbz
all earth races became one group known as the galaxy tribe
I assume that means they wiped out all but 1 race
earth nearly was destroyed by nucular weapons nd there as nothing strong enough to get rid of em
wtf
earth was destroyed and its pieces became meteors in space
just like dbz
nucular war continued on other planets and space and earth was being broken up for profit
wtf I thought they busted eatth
this giant space enemy was busting at earth to get pieces of it for cash
but humans made a force field of human mind and will
sounds like that thing in beyblade metal fury where all the blades combined their ki to save the day
or transformers Energon with those force field Energon towers
I hated Energon
its animation was pure cr-p
it ruined trasformers forever
and hat was their 20th anniversary series!
anyway, the force field was made of compressed brains molecules ad was earths only defence
and only a weapon of human will can break it
ad the enemies have no brains so humans spirit is the strongest weapon
that sounds like bad saint seiya
humans send out fighters at the space enemy but none returned
I assume they were b0ned dead
2 of the best Turkish fghters joined the war
but some humans sat out the war
then we get some guys in suits in a base
I mean power ranger guys
I mean aliens
1 guy sez he can take over earth as its weak now
if he can capture a hman brain he can take over earth
then they lanch ships
bt the turk ships are coming
I gotta note that the bad guy ships are x wings and good guy ships are tie fighters
they use a lot of star wars footage in here
they fly around and space battle
the bad guy sez the earths are using magic
the turks beat the bad guys and are gonna return
they gotta do something with guys but 1 guy pefers chicks in miniskirts
sounds like sailor moon
maybe wedding peach
or nami sos
they space battle more but a force pulls the turks away from earth
therex some explosions in space and the alien sez once he gets earth he's gonna be the master of the universe
then fiie asplodes on a planet
we get trippy camera and effects
out of the ground emerges a guy
btw I like how this is fullscreen
oh another guy gets out 2
I think its the turks
they are in some star trek desert
they talk and chat for a while
one suggests the planet is populated by women and they might be testing their courage
sounds like Robotech II the sentinels
they find pictures on rocks
narrator sez millions of years ago they also faced a powerful enemy
1 sez the unknown force brought them to the planet
the picutres looked like nucular weapons and the civilization was advance but wiped out by nucular war
the turks talk about chicks and one has a whistling tune that no woman can resist
he wistles it for a while
then horseback warriors attack
they say they are skeletons
they fig
these guys are pretty good
they escape but this badly made monster attacks
also some robots blast em with ray guns and they fall off the horse
they get caught
they have to fight or be iced in a tourney
I gotta say, seeing real mater on film and no cg is a real treat
it looks grand
better than most cgi cr-p today
theres a sword fight and a guy gets it in the uterus
this big blue guy is comically strangling a little boy
maybe he's gonna b0ne him after
hes swinging him around by his head
its almost funny
the dad of the strangled kid sez not to and gets whipped
after ore killing, the turks escape their ropes and fiht
they use the Indiana jones theme a lot
1 of the turks gets cut up by a sword and the bad guy watching sez the red blood means they are humans
he needs em
the turks escape
and a kid helps em
this blonde treats their wounds
a blonde turk? I knew they were white!
I mention this as a while back these malcontents went nuts over someone saying Santa was "White"
they said; hes not white, he's Turkish cuz of saint Nicholas!
2 things
1st; santa is an amalgamation of many things such as Slavic and Nordic legends
esp the Nordic pagan god Odin.
so a Nordic god isn't white?
2nd; turkey (and many north African countries) are considered white
think of this
turkey is across the street from Greece
are greeks white?
Greece is next to Italy
and itanliano's white?
Italy is next to Slovenia and Austria
are me and fred Astaire white?
white isn't just blonde hair and blue eyes
like sailor venus(a Japanese school girl)
the blonde looks like sayaka from hokuto no ken 2
the turks talk about how nucular weapons nearly wiped out the world when war broke out cuz peope were too solemn
happiness seemed unneeded
and if people knew how to smile they would have peace
sounds like good advice for liberals and feminists
they are usually so disgruntled and malcontent
always hating(ironically in an effort to "stop hate")
1 guy sez to a royal looking guy that if the earth men aint a magician trap they can save em
the royal looking guy sez hes a scholar and he has knowledge that can save the universe with them
and they are all humans
and the turks ancestors came from that planet
the people used technology not to destroy but for happiness
they talk and its revealed thousands of years ago, earth was busted by the 1st nucular war
pieces of it went to space  and the planet they are on is a piece of earth
ohhhhh
I get it
the parts of earth survive
even if earth is busted
now it makes sense
and this earth part's ruler, the magician(not the 90s fox kids show) rules it
and the turks arrival puts the people in danger
the bad guys use the millennium falcon to get to earth
the main bad guy sez he has an advantage over earth
and waited 1000 light years to destroy em
light years measures distance!
its like; I've waited inches for this time!
the turks go through the caves they are in and finds mummies
they arise and also nunjas come in
wait, theyre monsters
they attack the kids the turks fight em
they run and seal themselves in an area
then a bear monster comes in and busts the kids
kids biting it?
this film is bad a55!
the kids bodies are put in rock things and their blood goes into a guy's mouth
the kids are turned into mummy monsters
1 turk trains by hitting rocks
he lifts rocks as weights
this is like saint seiya where ikki and shun punch a tree
or fatal fury where andy bogard hits a tree
the turk trains and splits a rock wih a karate chop
his blooddy hands are treated by the blonde with herbs and spices
Kentucky fried hands
then the turk trains by tying rocks to his legs as weights
just like in dbz
soon he's jumping high with the rocks
wont that f his joints?
its a training montage like rocky or team America
soon hes busting rocks with kicks and kicking rocs like soccer balls until they asplode on walls
btw, when is tim curry gonna be in this?
I heard on animexansion that he was or wasn't in this
the hey have a lunch of bug fries and snake stew
to be fair; my grampa and dad made Slovenian blood sausage
and on the farm they had pigs feet and pig brains
that sounds like fear factor
at least we didn't eat the reproductive parts
the cats ate those
mmmmmmraaaaaaoww
crrrrrrrotch!!
then the bad guy punishes people for helping turks with is weird magics
I think he microwaved him as they look rotted
then they turn into power rangers monsters
he turk sez bye and leaves saying they'll meet again
he kisses the blonde on the forehead and sez he's gonna come back
then kisses her lips
she hugs him
I assume thy were b0ning in the real version
the turks leave
1 sez the blonde is human
they go to town and all these weird monsters are there
and I think some are b0ning
2 bat up this teenthe turks help em by fighting
ev ry bo dy was kung fu fi ghting!
he fights the power rangers monsters who were rotted guys
then the bar they were in is empty
and the bad guy arrives
he sez they cant ouch him and he can multiply at will
he sez hes everywhere and immortal and symbolizes mans bad raits
sounds like bad yugioh
alo he has all powers since mans creation
that's over powered
hax!
he makes the color of the screen change and sez the turks are alive on this planet as he brought em there
he needs em to beat earth and no one escaped his power for thousands of years
he can get anything he wants at any time and he wants earth
sounds like a millennial or spoiled brat who thinks everyone owes him
like kids in college who report people or disagreeing with em
buncha candy a55 dinks!
he shows the blonde and a kid and sez they are his too
hes using the turks love for em as a weapon against em
they go away and he sez he wants the turks to come to his palace and him to be their friends
this sounds like a 16 bit role playing game
then turns the color back, disappears and robots appear
they bring the turks to his palace
the turks came of their own free will and got new clothes
the bad guy wants the secret of human mind powers 2 break he resistance
so he sends the queen to break their will
this is turning into a p0rn0
like cool devices
A robot brings the turk out and the queen appears to the other one in a skimpy outfit
maybe this IS a P0RN0!
SHE SEZ SHES THE PLANETS QUEEN
f, caps lock was on
I ant rewriting dat
homie
they talk and offers him to rule with her if he gives her the secret of human will
he refuses
meanwjile the other turk is taken to see the bAD guy
he offers to team up and rule together
at least hs not trying to seduce the turk
the turk sez hes gonna beat him cuz the bad guy Is afraid
when the human power unites it can beat him
they chat more for a while
the bad guy shows him a box wth a humn brain in it
when he gets the turks brains he can fully rule
so why not just take em already?
what r u waiting 4?!
what r u waiting 4?!
he sez hes beyond time, immortal and 1000 yeas old
and offers to share immortality
then has the blonde and kid brought in
then taken away
the turk fights some monsters then
this goes on for a while
he karate chops off 1 red guys arm and stabs I'm with it
while making out with the queen, the other turk suddenly has he queen vanish and monsters appear and hold him
they're gonna b0ne him!
but he fights em off
then more of the turk fighting the monsters
he karate chopps off a bear guys leg
then he turks meet up and kung fu fight
to quote micky from pee wee's big adventure; great film pee wee! action packed!!
then they get stun blasted by lasers in a hard to under stand scene
the bad guy has em held under huge stone blocks
they are then gonna be berried alive
dirt is put on em
but they get up
the mumies take em to the arena to fight and affect their self confidence to control them easier
the queen sez the turks are stronger than the bad guy
he then uses his magic to turn her into a rotted zombie
then into a spider
in he quarry like area like in power rangers the turks fight a big werewolf guy
1 does anyway
he jumps over him
a lot
as the earth was broken into smaller parts doesn't hat mean theres less gravity?
he kicks he monster and beat it
jump kicks work well in beat em ups
one turk is taken and the bad guy wants to take over his brain and gain his power
also the turk has a nice moment with the blonde
he goes to a tomb of some guy and he royal looking guy is here
they talk about religion and relates it to this film somehow
a bonze mountain protected people from radiation
and gathering the mountans power by melting it into a sword will make something happen
and scholars gathered long lost human goodness and knowledge into 1 brain
the sword and brain are on this part of earth
his daughter(the blonde) hasn't spoken since he hid them
wait
didn't she at something b4?
I cant recall
shes taking the turk to them and he has to pass trials
man, that sounds like a bad video game
both anime and video games ripped this off
was this popular in japan??
they walk a bit and he kung fu fights knight ninjas
this would make a good video game on sega genesis and snes
the other turk is hooked t a machine and lights blink
the turk goes through a cave with the blonde
they come into a weird church thing
it says early followers were driven into underground cities and Jesus was their guide
their cities were thousans of meters(the metric system  s-cked! say yards!) under ground and had advanced tech
in 1 rom they find this weird sword and it has statues that are obviously guys in suits
he takes the sword and fights the statues
also is the brain in a box
they relate Christianity to Aztecs and the magician reached immorality at last
he had mind powers and iced a lotta people
the blonde sez he did it and she can talk as he blade and brain were got by a mortal
they find the captured turk but hes different
then they fight
this is like I a video game
then the turk turns into a were ape cave thing
so the turk stabs it
turns out he captured turk is still caught
the turk uses the blade to fight knight like guys
also he captured turk's brain cant be captured as its thoughts are connected to the other turk
the blade turk cuts down monsters and runs around
it like in a video game where b4 the final boss you get the ultimate item and the minions cant stop u
he blocks gunfire with his blade and cuts down robots and other monsters
then frees his friend
the captured turk wants to sword
but to cut up the bad guys
he wants the power
captured turk; do u think ur the ma who'll save the world?
sword turk; as much as u think ur Casanova
reminds me of
hay Vasquez! u ever been mistake for a man?!
No, have you!!??
high fives
so aliens ripped off Turkish star wars
they fight over the blade and 1 turk is KOed
the captured turk goes through his clothes and takes he sword and bran
he goes to the royal looking guy and wans to know how to combine the rain and blade
why not just squish the brain on the blade?
he gives the guy them but the guy turns into the bad guy
the bad guy uses force pushes and busts up the turk
the prequel trilogy of star wars ripped off Turkish star wars!
the sword turk comes in and is attacked by the bad guy
but nothing happes and the bag guy vanishes
the royal looking guy sez the magican took the sword and brain
and he can destroy the world(like Anubis in yugioh the movie)
he sez; save da world
then bites it
after he sees a brain cooking
the bad guy sez he combined he brain and word and as he royal looking guy's powers
and he can imprision them forever if they resist!
he captured turk sez this is hisfault and runs off to avenge the royal looking guy
then asplodes
the other turk brings him back and they have a tacked on sad moment
then he bites it
he turk sez tears are a sign of knowing joy and evil don't know tears or the after of them
that sounds like hokuto no ken/fist of the north star
the turk dips the sword in the burning brain in a pot and it melts
then he dips his hands in it and gets power goves
he can punch down stone doors
he goes out to fight the bad guys
I thought the bad guy had the sword
the robot gets the blonde and the boy
as the turk fights bad guys the main bad guy fires blasts at him
but he dodges em by jumping
then the bad guys get ready to destroy the earth
we get clips of star wars where the death star blasts
the turk kicks a hole in a pink guy
another pink guy is karate chopped in half sideways
he then pulls and punches heads off monsters
the bad guy sez hes indestructible and to save the earth the bad guys gotta destroy him
is that a poem?
in a fight the turk pulls off a mummy's head and throws it at another mummy, which then asplodes
its like a grade schooler made this movie
I love it!
like axe cop or something
most of the fight is just clips of the turk fighting and then clips of star wars and clips of the bad guy saying; da urth iz mine!
\the turk fights a robot with lazers
btw, I just realized the golden gloves the turk wears was ripped off by Zelda
and mixing weapons to make a bigger one was used in Castlevania and shining force 1 with the main sword
he busts off the robots head and it asploeds
he fights more monsters
I wonder
are those his new hands now?>
or can he take the gold off
he pulls off a werebears head and it asplodes
he fights the main bad guy
the bad guy throws 8 pointed stars of david at him but he jumps
is he a ninja?
also
in high school a guy was making ninja stars in shop class.
the teacher asked; ur not making ninja stars are u?
he replied; no. its a star of david for my Christmas tree(4 points and some longer than others)
eventually (after much random star wars clips) the turk is fights the bad guy and he shnes light in the turks eyes
then he stops and the turk jumps around
he kicks a rock and it asplodes on the bad guy
then he kung fu's him and pulls off his helmet
he beats his face and chops him in 2 with a karate chop
head to crotch
theres an earthquake and volcano
he arrives and everyone cheers
they say bye and he sez bye as hes going home
he flies off in the millennium falcon and sez; there wouldn't be a world without humans
and there wouldn't be huamns without a world
cuz humanity is the most important thing in the universe
he who creates peace is truly human
is that a poem?
the end
wtf did I just watch?
w/e it is, I love it
its fun and exciting and cool and cheap and low budget and cr-ppy
I never cared for real star wars(Robotech is better) but this as enjoyable
I don't hate star wars
I just never was impressed by it
I also never liked donkey kong country or super Mario 64
I couldn't get a handle on em
i'm more of a sega guy anyway
but I liked this film and thought it was cool
for Turkish star wars 2 I'd like the turk to return to his home place and find it was taken over by the bad guy's forces while he was out. but they don't know the main bad guy bit it. and they don't believe him when he tells em. so its just him fighting through various stuff and fight clips taken from power ranger and beetleborgs and vr troopers and masked rider. also the blonde arrives to help him out having watched him train and copied what he did and now she is player 2 in this. oh and its a 16 bit beat e up on sega genesis and snes and the game has sprites taken from other 16 bit and 8 bit games.

Dial M For Murder Review

note; will I spell it right? place bets now!

dial m for murder

this is my review for fdial m for murder

from Alfred Molina I mean Hitchcock

shouldn't it be spelled; hicchoch?

maybe in Slovenian

in the 90s on Dexter's lab was dial m for monkey

that was a good show

back to the movie

its in color

yays

but widescreen

nooo

its based on a play?

with music by some Slavic guy named Dimitri

I gotta say the colors are bright and positive

a guy has breakfast with his blonde wife

what was it with hitchcik and blondes?

its like go nagai and hermaphrodites

turns but she's been b0ning this guy while married to another

I think

she has some relationship with a guy named tony

we get a lotta back story in this opening thing

she got love letters but burned em after reading\but 1 was swiped

she was black maled over it and paid

but didn't get the letter

\and her cash she sent wasn't opened

btw I should mention these are all brits

I assume that means they are all bad guys lol

I think tony is her husband and the guy she's b0ning is the guy in the room

then the tony comes in and its revealed the b0ning guy is American

his name is mark

like hercule in dbz

mark invites tony to a "stag party"

I assume that means a b0ning thing

I'm not sure

ive never been to one

the tony and blonde leave and the b0ning calls a guy about an American car

in other words; a REAL car

NORMAL cars drive on the REAL side of the road

the other cars are MIRROR cars

IN AMERICA

later the car guy who looks like rock hudson after he got aids comes in and they know eachother from 20 years ago

they drink alcohol

I assume they are the bad guys

if my kids drank alcohol i'd enema them until it was cleaned outta them

he knows the car guy swiped 100 lbs of brittish money and pinned it on some other homie

the tony has wife issues and his woman didn't want him to play tennis(his game)

but one day she wanted him to go

after he left she went to b0ne a guy

but he followed her

he's bummed as if she dumps him like with kim Kardashian he'd not have her cash

he wanted to waste her and the guy she was b0ning

he thought of this while getting drunk

he swiped the letter and only didn't ice her as he saw the car guy in the pub

maybe he's gonna b0ne him

in his and his woman's wills the survivor gets a big pay day if the other bites it

he knows the car guy was in prison and stalked him until he new his routine

the car guy was using fake names to hide his identity and has been conning people

he wants to go to the cops or out tony but theres no evidence it wasn't the car guy doing it

the car guy is also cheeting on his women with other women

its like that sailor moon episode where sailor venus was with tigers eye and hawks eye

oh and the car guy wasted a chick he was with

this is pretty clever

he chooses a guy scummier than I'm to do his dirty work

the guy cant out him as he's way more wanted and deeper in

like in starbarians where trinosaur wanted to bring in the starbarians

we cant bring tis guy in, we're way more wanted than he is!

he sets up a plan to call her to get her into the room and the car guy wastes her

then fakes a robbery

he's gonna say the window was open as she goes for walks in the garden

and as shes not around, she cant testify

he's gonna be at a play or opera or w/e as an alibi

and its gonna happen tomorrow night

the blonde calls her husband and he chats with her

the car guy accepts

the next day the tony and the blonde and the butler talk about writing crime storys

he identifies with the criminal and sez; what would I do next?

they are going out but the blonde wants to go out for the night

he sez; u don't want us going out!

its an act to keep her in

he sez he needs money for the cab and uses it as a chance to get her key

but then the taxy arrives

so he leaves the key on the stairs

at night the car guy comes in and gets the key ad uses it to get n

at the party the tony's watch stopped as he overwound it

I just go digital

at the phone booth he has to wait as theres some geezer in ti

the car guy is leaving and the hone rings

she picks up the phone and the car guy garrotes her with a cloth

but she shanks him in the spine with scissors

as he twists around he falls on is back, the scissors go in deeper

the woman gets the phone and he pretends he don't know what happened

she sez she wacked the guy who tried to ice her and he sez not to touch anything

he tells his droogs the blonde isn't doing well and he needs to go home

he goes home and comforts his woman

he goes through the car guys pockets and she gets aspirin

he gets the key and calls the cops

he sez he don't know if its an accident

he tells her he's gonna talk 2 da cops 4 her

he gets the scarf the car guy tried to wack her with and burns it

then ties 2 socks together and leaves em outside

then intermission

he lied to the cops saying she didn't call em cuz she thought he'd do it from the hotel

he sez its the logical explanation

the cop shows up and checks things

the husband tony misleads the cops and plays innocent

the cop questions why she went to the desk from the other side

also the window was locked and the husband sez he always locks up

also the car guy came in from the door

the suggest when she had her bag jacked the guy took and copied it

then returned it

the woman denies having anything besides cash swiped from her bag

but if the car guy had a double, it would till be on him

the mark comes over and they chat about the tony calling his boss

he claims he needed his number and called his wife to get it for him

the cop reveals he knows mark and the woman were b0ning and the letter as in his pocket

the mark reveals the blackmail letters

the tony sez he heard on the phone the struggle but its not much evidence

the stockings in the area of the attack were from the womans knitting bag

the husband sez the cops must be planting clues

what is this? O J?

you know wikipedia doesn't classify him as a murderer

also they call acupressure and creation science "pseudo science"

yet call anyone who questions global arming a "denier"

according to al gore; the planet has 5-7 years before the artic is ice free. he said this in the mid 2000's

after a montage of her expressions, shes found guilty

his friend who was into murder mysteries sez he has to lie to the cops to save her

he sez he can say he left his key outside

and he met with him and planned to ice her

and he as lying about stuff

and planted the stockings

and he wants her iced or cheeting on him

and he planted the letter on the body

oh the murder mystery guy is mark

and he did t for the money

and if he says this he'd only get a few years in prison (getting b0ned by big black guys)

they cant hang him for a murder he never did

then the cop comes in and sez hes investigating a money thing and wants to know were he spent and got cash

the cop places a key on the floor and pretends to find it

I missed a bit and the cop pressures the tony

tony sez he won 100lbs in dog racing

they mention a case and money and mark in the other room finds and opens it

he out tony but tony outs marks plan to have him fake taking credit for the icing thing

he wants to know where he got the cash and the cop goes through the bank books of the tony w/o a warrant

he finds each week he took out 50 lbs for a while

tony claims the woman gave him it and told him not to tell anyone

the mark sez hes going to tell the woman and she'd change her will to cut him out and leaves

like joan crawl up my a55 Crawford cutting her kids she f'd up out

the cop switches jackets with the tony an sez he needs the tony to come to the station to collect the womans cr=p

the tony laves and the cop goes in and calls the station

mark comes back and the blonde comes in but cant get in

she comes in through the window

her key didn't work

the cop sez he knows of the case but she don't

he sends a op with a purse to bring it back down to the station but has him hide it in a bag as he'd be "arrested" otherwise

nowadays the opposite is true

the cop sez the tony tried to ice her and that he swiped her key and found it didn't work

the tony comes home but cat get in

he goes back to the station

the cop calls em and gives orders

turns out the car guy used the real key and put it back and the key the tony took was the car guys key

the woman not using the key under the stairs was proof she didn't know it was there

if the tony usings the stair key then it mean hes the one who put the key under the stairs

he does so

as the key in the wife bag is the car guy key

he comes in and finds he's f'd

knowing the jig is up, he has a drink and is cordial

the cop calls the phone and brushes his moustache

the end

that was clever

witty and polite

nowadays there'd be more swearing and b0ning

btw, they use the term

making spaghetti

as slang for

b0ning

as b4 the woman and mark b0ned they made spahghetti

sounds like la blue girl

maybe nami sos

I liked this one and felt it was well done and smart

for dial m for murder 2 i'd like for the husband to be in jail and its only a few weeks before hes released and the inmates he p-ssed off see this as their one last chance to get even. so they keep trying to cripple, kill or b0ne him in various traps. but he keeps finding ways to outsmart them. its also a comedy like tom and jerry but with gore and blood and bone removal and people being microwaved until they burst open like a bag of cef boy at dee.

Mask Of The Fu Manchu Review

note; my spelling aint dat bad, eh homiez?

mask of the fu Manchu

this is my review of mask of the fu Manchu

the 30s one with boris Karloff

people whine about his playing an Asian while hes mostly brittish with a bit of indian

no one sez the same about dr zhivago slavs being played by brits

btw, isn't boris Karloff using an eastern European name w/o being eastern European is cultural appropriation?

so it starts with 2 guys talking in England

I assume they are the bad guys

they ARE brits lol

jk

they want Genghis khans treasure for England b4 fu Manchu gets it

he can use it to rule asiA

would dat be so bad?

better than kommiez

wait, this is da 30z

so the main brit tells his homies hes going to Genghis khans tomb b4 dr fu Manchu

hes a dr now?

hes then kidnapped and the story focus's on his blonde daughter

she talks like a real woman and not brittish

she is afraid of dr fu Manchu torturing him and wants to go on the trip with the other guys

is he gonna b0ne him?

well, he IS English

lol

later dr fu Manchu is doing science stuff and hears the main brit arrived

he meets with the main brit and reveals he holdes doctorates in 3 subjects including law and science

he offers the main brit money and women, even his somewhat curvy daughter

being brittish he turns down women

so dr fu Manchu hooks the main brit to a sound interrogation machine thing under a bell where they ring it over him

at last hes not b0ning him

he otta give him b0ner pills and dress him up as micky mouse and turn him furry

meanwhile, brits dig for Genghis khans treasure

later dr fu Manchu offers the brit food in exchange for info

but the brit refuses

meanwhile the digging brits find the "seal of Genghis khan"

I wasn't aware he had 1

then dr fu Manchu gives the brit a drink

but its salty

lol he got punked

he offers him food, a bath and sleep

but he refuses

the digging brits find a thing of solid gold and worry about them biting it like with the mummy tomb

they read a note saying its cursed to go in

the blonde is scared of it but the team goes in

they find Genghis khans skeleton and in its eye Is a tarantula

1st; howd it get in there if its buried underground?

2nd; I don't think there are tarantulas in Mongolia

they say countless hordes still worship him

maybe in Mongolia

but not all Asians like him

then dr fu Manchu has guys fighting amd sez as he has no son, his loser daughter gives a messahe

man he hates his daughter

at least he didn't have her aborted

nowadays he could

she sez Genghis khan can return and his forces will f things up

the brits check in to an Asian place for the night

they have g k's sword and wonder if they can ever understand Asians

to be fair, in some places they eat rhino horn to cure their limp d-ck

or eat tiger parts despite no scientific evidence for it helping

man, a lot of em have b0ner problems

they go to sleep and some Asian guy busts in and wastes the guy guarding the sword

b4 he bites it he sez; he was black! black! but he didn't get it

they bury him but are too tired from digging to continue on today

they fear the Asians getting the blonde

to be fair, in india chicks get mo lsted every 20 mins

and In japan chicks have a special subway car as men keep feeling em

well, betted than getting gang b0ned

a messenger from dr fu Manchu sez the main brit is ok and wants the sword in exchange for him

he goes and she tells her fiancé she wants to rescue him

he goes to meet dr fu Manchu and gives him a sword

btw, dr fu Manchu  and his aughter have long nails

like me

dr fu Manchu sparks up an electricity thing and it goes to his long nail

he sticks the swor in the ground ad uss his nail to get the electricity to it

it burns

turns out it was fake

chap chin ese knock off!

even in the 30s their products were cr-p!

my 5th ds lite broke this month!

my Japanese made sega genesis still works 20 years later

dr fu Manchu has the fiancée whipped

his daughter is gonna b0ne him or w/e and dr fu Manchu sez to hold off

the brits ask the blonde where he is but she don't know

they hear the dorrbell and find the main brit outside wth a dragon mark on his head

turns out this other brit switched the sword with a fake one when it was almost jacked when that guy got wacked

where'd he get the fake sword?

he goes to a store and asks for "pleasant dreams"

the store guy sez "not for a white man"

theres a lotta anti white racism I here

although now that would be celebrated on tumblr

he pays the guy and gets to go upstairs

the store guy sez to a guy the brit is upstairs

after lookin around he comes down to this bar thing and sees a guy with a dragon tattoo

he throws a lamp and it bursts fire

cheap unsafe chin ese cr-p

the people clear out and he finds his way through secret passages

hs caught by dr fu Manchu with a firearm

aso is a big snake

they go to the room wit the fiancée

dr fu Manchu injected a serum into his blood to control him

what is this? dragonball gt??

dr fu Manchu sez he wants to wipe out all white people

sounds like a 14 year old on tumblr

he takes the brit away

meanwhile we see dr's getting venom from various animals

like tarantula and big snakes(which aint venomus in real life)

btw, dr fu Manchu has a lotta black guys working for him

this scientist mixes the venum and (oh its dr fu Manchu )sez its dragons blood and his own lood and 7 herbs

is this HIV KFC??

he sez it\ll wear off after a bit so he can be himself when dr fu Manchu wins

later in a storm the fiancée comes back and seems loopy

he sez the other brit is waiting for them and wants em to bring the mask and sword

the blonde sez its not her fiancée and isn't right

they dig up the items from the grave they dug and on the trip are captured

they are taken to dr fu Manchu

he uses the sword in the electricity machine and it withstands

dr fu Manchu wants to sacrifice the blonde t his gods

he sez they can go to their Christian heaven

the blonde tries to turn back her fiancé with some carebears/sailor moon love cr-p

it works

dr fu Manchu has his big black guys in speedos take them away

is it WWF or P0RN0E!?

THEY HOOK THE OTHER BRIT TO A CRAzy thing above gators that slowly lowers

I gotta say, this whole "recapture the sword" remids me of golden axe 3 on sega genesis/megadrive

the dr fu Manchu sez the fiancée I gonna be injected with serum and made the slave of his daughter

this too sounds like a P0RN0E

the oher brit gts out of the trap and runs across gators

revenge of the gator, on Gameboy!

dr fu Manchu has an anti white speech and is gonna ritual sacrifice the blonde

the fiancée beats up the big black guys in speedos

wtf a big buff mortal kombat statue hands dr fu Manchu the sword

the guys other guys use the electricity machine and zap dr fu Manchu  from above(they are rght bove the ritual room)

th fiancée uses the sword on dr fu Manchu  and books it with the blonde

the other guys zap the Asians in the room with the electricity machine

later on a boat they are gonna throw the sword overboard

wat about the mask

1 guy sez; after all dat happened, he expects dr fu Manchu's hand to come outta the ocean and grab it

they hear a gong and the cook sez dinner is served

they ask him if hes a dr of science law or philosophy

he sez no

I gotta mention he had bad teeth

strange enough, the brits in here don't

they throw the blade overboard

the end

that was pretty good

and unlike many tumbler malcontents, i'm not offended at the stuff against my people

nor do I want this movie banned or censored

cuz i'm American!

I believe in freedom of expression!

even things I disagree with!

for mask of the fu Manchu 2 i'd like for his daughter to come back for revenge. she hid on the boat and saw where the sword was dropped. after going on a submarine trip, they... NO!! not a submarine! they inject the serum to make octopi get the sword for em! yeah, that's cooler! yeah! they use the sword to try to get all of Asian after England, but only get some of Mongolia. fearing its not enough, they use the serum to create a virus that infects people and spreads and controls people with it. soon England is a wasteland of violence and b0ning and cannibalism due to their reaction to it unleashing their inner desires. then in mas of the fu Manchu 3 an American team must go to the wastelands of England to get some item that they need for some cr-ppy reason. 

Starship Troopers Review

note; cant spell I s-ck a55
star ship toroopers
this is my review on starship troopers
my dad loves this film
its by paul verhoevan and stars casper van dien
it starts with a war add about fighting space bugs that launch meteors from their solar system
then we see soldiers fighting the bugs
one guy gets it in the thigh
then we flashback to 1 year b4
rico is in class(played by casper) and his teacher(michal ironside from total recall and prom night 2) is an amputee teacher\
he reviews how democracy fell and failed and now we use force
sounds like the malcontents who hate how trump won
only citizens can have an impact and civilians don't
like voting
and to go from civilian to citizen u gotta serve ur country
riko likes this chick and his friend is doogie houser
rico gets a 35 on math outta 100
in sailor moon she got a 30 on a test in ep 1
I just got a sailor moon gb game from japan
its all connected
then they dissect giant space bugs
its gooey and gross
\I love it
now it would all be cgi and s-ck a55
one chick ralfs from holding greasy gooey guts
rico has a esp test with doogie and s-cked at it
doogie sent his ferret Cyrano to go up his mons leg
hes working his way up to human
then rico plays some batman beyond sport
some sweaty guy from the other team flirts with the girl roci likes
hes going to the academy and she ants to too
riko wins the game
his tomboy teammate diz rides his a55 to get him to stop spacing out and win
rico wants to join the service but his rents disagree
they want him to go to Harvard
they get him to go to zagama beach
but at a party diz tries to dance with ric o
but he wants to dance with Carmen
diz has 87 crimped hair
shes gay for him but he wants to be friends
she dances with doogie hausr and rico talks to ironside about if he should go in the service
he sez; make ur own choice
Carmen with the the sweaty guy and  joining the academy
she wants to be a pilot
so rico decides to go to chase his b0ner
she invites him back to her place to b0ne
btw most of these alleged teens are in their 30s
just like me or power rangers
they join the military
doogie hauser is in intelligence
Carmen is a pilot and rico is infantry
they vow to always be friends but probanly wont see eachother again
to quote my black friends; my a55
rico's rents rents are malcontent over it and the dad sez hes "cut off"
I asuume hes gonna ciricimsize him
the mom sez she hopes hes not going out for some girl
rico flips out
Carmen and rico sey they love eachother and leave
we gt another military add
and tv news
an execution on tv of a murderer
its kinda like Robocop
Mormons had a peaceful colony in a planet
but the bugs shredded em
we see shredded corpses
Clancy brown(lex luthor in superman the animated series) plays a bad a55 drill Sargent
he challenges them to knock him down
one guy tries so he counters and snaps his arm
then diz comes in as a member of ricos unit
se holds her own in combat against lex luthor but gets busted
at lunch diz tries flirting with rico
dude, a 90s/80s babe is into u
go with it
this blonde guy who hates rico for being rich wants to be squad leader
blonde guy (ace) b--ches about needing knife training in a nuke fight
so lex luthor chucks a knife into his hand and sez u cat push a button w/o a hand
in the co ed showers they discuss their reasons for joining
rico sends a vid message home
wait, its to Carmen
I like the starships in here
its kinda like Robotech
Carmen flies one from a moon to a cruiser
she meets the sweaty guy as her trainer for flight
later rico's men are doing lazer tag with ral lazers
stun blast
diz and rico do a similar thing they did to win the sports thing and capure the flag
Carmen sends a love message to rco
she sez shes becoming a career ship piolt and its a break up letter with rico
she followed sweaty guy, rico followed hr and diz followed rico
btw, did she b0ne rico?
it didn't show it
its like in fritz the cat how they raeped the horse offscreen and u cant tell what happened
in la blue girl, Urotsukidoji and nami sos it shows he tentacles b0ning them
ace comforts him
during a test with live ammo a guy has helmet issues and rico tries to fix it
a chick gets zapped, falls, her gun goes off and blows apart his head
rico calls for a medic
in debriefing he sez he wanted to win
as punishment he gets the whip
better than locking him in a prison for years
in prison people get b0ned til they turn queer
my black friend was in prison
as a guard
its like dante's inferno in there
people b0ning AND KILLING EACHOTHER
and only the guards can prevent it
he became a trucker as he hated working in prison
i'd rather get the whip than years in prison getting b0ned by big buff sweaty black guys
get it over quick
I watch a lotta prison films
I liked lockdown but my personal fave is riki-oh the story of ricky
I read the books
its awesome
look em up
people splatter
its like itchy and scratchy on roids
in space Carmen chats with the sweaty guy
they get a ship to pilot together
but then a big a55 asteroid come outta nowhere and nearly busts em
the ship had its com tower busted and the asteroid is sent by the bugs and headed for earth
rico is bummed and wants to quit
he cams with his rents and sez hes quitting and coming home
but the asteroid crushes em
as rico leaves he finds out his home country of south America got f;d and they are going to wAR
BUENOS ARES got wiped out
what perfect timing
right as hes leaving
lex luthor wants to go but the only way he can is to bust himself to private
the army accepts his unquitting and lets him return
w get a really anti subtle military patriotic piece of fighting bugs
in one news thing doogie houser sez u gotta bust the bugs nerve stem
oh and kids stomp cockroaches
doing their part at home
a ref to fighting german americans during ww1
but I liked zee kaizer
we should've sided with him instead of the deviant brits
one guy sez that people intruding on the bugs habitat solar system caused em t attack
rico sez hes from Buenos ares and his whole fam was wiped out
2 wrongs don't makE A RIGHT
Carmen shows up with the sweaty guy and one thing leads to another\rico kicks his candy a55
then gets a lazer tattoo
I should probably mention tat I heard in the book, rico and friends were latino
rico was phillipino
although to be fair, in sailor moon 3 chicks had blonde hair and blue eyes as Japanese
they go to the bug home planet and the bugs fire plasma blasts at the descending ships
it busts em
cool 90s cgi
nowadays it would be high def and widescreen and 1080p
wtf this is widescreen
f the black bars
give em aids
btW, HD stands for HARD D0NGZ!!
they land and find these big a55 bugs blasting plasma blasts from their a55
they bust em
I like how they used real sets and matter on film
nowadays this would be all cgi
the bugs attack and they open fire
then a big a55 swarm comes
these bugs are the size of war horses
1 guy gets his leg bit off
he is soon swarmed and torn apart
the bugs are cg but are sometimes with rubber
then we see a news guy recording and he gets eaten
it snaps him in 2
bad a55
rico gets caught by a bug in the thigh and the movie continues where it left off after an hour long flashback
the bug attacks, screen goes black
a news thing sez 100 000dead in 1 hour
we get a talk show where a chick sez they have a brain bug and the guy interviewing her sez a bug that thinks offends him
just like with liberals getting offended for no reason at everything
in the med bay a lotta peole are missing parts
but these hardly an wounded
and rico is listed as dead
Carmen is sad despite blowing him off
not that way
but really hes in a healing tank getting his leg restored
diz sows him his k i a thing
they get transferred to the roughnecks
ace sez he hears their lieutenant  is a real n-t buster
they slug him out as he saved their a55es
the lieutenant is Michael ironside with a cyber arm
everone fights
no one quits
u run, ironside shoots u himself
then planes napalm the bugs
roughnecks come in to clean up
they shred a bug with gunfre
Watkins(sky Watkins? the voice of miko mido in a blue girl??) shreds one and pops its eye
hey nuke a bug hole and get word to go help elsewhere
then a big a55 beatle comes out nd sprays napalm on em
1 guy gets his arm burned off
walk it off candy a66!!
rico jumps on it, shoots open a hole, drops a grenade in it and busts it
orange slime splatters on em
its like nickelodeon
ironside makes hom corporal
until hes dead or ironside finds someone better
at night they have a celebration
rico doesn't dance with diz
ironside sez never pass up a good thing
he dances with diz and they go to his tent o b0ne
they get undressed and we see both their nipples
sh sez she loves him and he don't
ironside sez to get ready in 10 mins as there was a distress call
he notices diz nude and sez; make that 20 mins
10 mins of b0ning
the next day theyre going to answer the call but a flying bug catches a guy and starts b0ning him
so ironside blows hi brains out
I expect anyone in this outfit to do da same 4 me
at the base where the signal came from everyones dead
some bodies had their heads busted open and brains sucked out
they find 1 survivor
hes a general and freakn out
he sez they made the brain sucked guy do things and experimented on em
he freaks out and ironside slugs him out
e wishes they'd just shoot him and a guy aims but rico stops it
then thousants of bugs come
thery open fire but the bugs keep coming
also flyers come
1 guy gets his head taken clean off
a flyer comes but is shot down and plows into the general
they call in an air rescue
also the bugs are climbing on the dead bugs to get over the walls
they fall back and the rescue arrives
its Carmen and sweaty guy
the ground opens up and ironside gets his legs eaten off
he tells rico to ice him
he does\a beatle comes up and they chuck a grenade down its mouth
boom
but diz gets gang shanked by 1 bug
they free her and remove the bug thing
they get abord the flying vehicle and a beatle comes up as they leave
\we get a sad moment of diz biting it
rico sez shes gonna be allright
don't say that!
shes happy she got to b0ne him and bites it
rico kisses her corpse
sweaty guy tells her rico is alive
rico tells em to nuke the planet but the army has better plans
the vehicle returns to space and on a ship they have a service for diz
rico gives a speech about how citizens have courage and how diz was a real citizen
they launch her body into space where it wont decay
doogie hauser come in wearing a ww1 german trenchcoat
\he sent em even though he kit might be a trap
the bugs have more numbers and hauser has to make choices like this every day that waste soldiers
rico sez that's what the mobile infantry does best
they gotta capture a brain bug on that planet
rico becomes lieutenant (not LEFF TEN INT(candy a55 Canadians! cant pronounce sh-t! theres no F!!)) and the rough necks become rico's roughnecks
they go on another attck on the planet and Carmen's ship gets cleaved in 2 by a plasma burst
how are they walking on a space ship?
I assume they have a gravity generator
her superior gets cleaved in 2 by a door closing
carman and the sweaty guy escape in a craft just as their ship is busted by a plasma burst
what do these things run on? Protoculture?
ace tells rico her ship busted
he gets her communication and recognizes her
they crash land on the planet and into a cave
then bugs get em but don't kill em
sweaty guy gets his parts destroyed by a bug jamming its claw into em from behind
rico figures shes dad but the bugs don't waste em
he goes for a rescue mission for her as he knows shes still alive
maybe hes a connection esper and not a seer esper
a big a55 white bug come in
the brain bug has out of its anus moutH comes a bug limb
it jamms its thing in his head and sucks out his brains
gross
I love it
when it tries Carmen she cuts off its sucker
rico comes in with a nuke and the rain bug is scared as it knows what it is
Watkins is wounded and sacrifices himself to save em and nuke the bugs cuz hes a black guy
rico amd friends escape and the tonnel they are in caves in
they get out and find lex luthor caught the brain bug as a private
doogie hourse sez it afraid
rico finds hauser sent him the message of Carmen being alive
we get a news thing of them probing the brain bug
and its a recruitment add with the heroes
join now
the end
I loved it
paul verhoevan makes some good films
self aware and smart
I also like how everyones tough and manly and no one is a candy a55
watch this movie
unless ur grossed out by gore and nipples
theres some butts too
but spongebob has butts
ooh
even the credits music s good
ooh, denise Richards was in this
that sounds familiar
and Brenda strong
she was elaines nemesis in Seinfeld
sue ellen mischke
I saw her and Elaine as a lina and naga of eachother from slayers
sue ellen is naga and elane is lina
for starship troopers 2 i'd like for the brain bug they captured to be a part of the bugs plan and they use the info it gained by reading other peoples minds to wipe out 80% of earths population. the humans launch one last all or nothing attack on their home planet to wipe out the queen bug and send people in living bio armor made from the same material as the bugs so they cant be detected. the queen bug is some huge abomination like in contra or la blue girl and the soldiers go through several levels of run and gun action on this weird Urotsukidoji/cabinet of dr caligari planet. the bug queen has several forms to bust through and many unique bug bosses. its also a 16 bit game on sega genesis and super nintendo