Santa Fe Review

 Note: I spell like Santa from Dragon Pink

Santa Fe

Tis is my review on Santa Fe from the duistant future year (To Ben Franklin) of 1951 (50 years b4 Apocalypse Zero said the earth would be f'sd by quakes, annd the live actioon Riki-Oh Movie)

Its dirctakl by Irving Pichel who did The Most Dangerous Game/the 30s She/The Great Rupert

It stars Randolph Scott from Dynamite in 29/The Last of the Mohicans in 36/Jesse James/Abilene Town/Thunder Over the Plains/Captain Kidd/Seven Men From Now, Warner Anderson from Blackboard Jungle, Roy Roberts from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Billy House from A Tale of Two Cities/Bedlam/Touch of Evil, Olin Howland from the 30s Little Women /Treasure IslAND/A Star Is Born/Boy Slaves/ the 40s Two-Faced Woman/Angel And The Badman/Little Women/A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court/ The 50s Them/A Star Is Born/The Blob, abnd most of the cast I never heard of

Its based on a novel by James Vance Marshall who's real nane is Donald Gordon Payne who did nothing I heard of

I never saw this b4 but its 87 mins so Grit will add a half hour of adds

So after logo and title we get credits and its in color but not super vivid and in proper fullscreen

then a quote from lincon and his statue and saying how things were rough for the south after the attack by the deviant unions but some were still mad about the war

4 guys come b on horses and see a mom and kid and i think they are confederates

they go to a bar and soem malcontent yankees mouth off to em and try to make em feel unwelcome for their nationality and the barkeep falseley accuses them us using counterfeit money

they tell off those janye c-ck suckers and the yankees open fire on them, so they defend themselves and send one to h e doubl;e california

they run cuz you gotta have action at the start of a film and its a car chase with 1800s cars; horses a55es

the southerns ditch their horses and jump on a trainand find theres 200 men wanted to work on the railroad

the train is going from sea to sea to link america and its going to Santa Fe

so the ladies go off toi make dinner and they make the guys swrear loyalto to the united states and fight those against it

1 guy recognizes main guy as a southern warrior and he's staying under cover to avoid bigotry against the south

the recognizer wants to help and is high in the comnpany and all but main guy dont wanna let go the damage trhe north did to them

1 guy in the railroad who reminds me of the penguin from batman has plans to make money off yankees in the rail road

that was 11 mins?! that felt like nothing!

so then they are doing wrailroad work and 2 train comic relief guys are comedic for the 50s

all these guys working on the railroad reminds me of blaazing saddles

What in thew wide world of sportsa is a going on around here? I paid you people to getta little track laid! Not dance around like some kansas city faeggitz!

I told that line to my missouri friend and hes like; wait wait? I live in kansas city!

so main guy talks with this chick who's husband got it in the war and shes mad at the south

Then they go on the railroad through kansas ( did not know that was comming) and they are heading for the kansas boarder

main guy i think will be given a new job and its what her husnband would have if he didnt gut wcked by da war

so theres pay comming soon and 1 scum f--k has been spreading gambling to the workers and luring them astray, so maiin guy sends his a55 out

just waste him! he's gonna come back and do it again!

so then some indians come by and fear the iron horse that is the snake i mean train and main guy sez "if ur not araid, you drive it"

the indians take main guy captiuve and the cheef drives, wait, main guy is on the train

he drives up to a crowd who scatters like junkies at a drug bust and the cheef had fun

main guy sez one day they'll name a train after him (in real life they did) and they see hes got bellls on his staff that some guy had at the bar b4

cheef sez its from a guy who gave em booze and said the train was bad

so then main guy goes to a casino or gambling area and saw it was his brother with the bells who was trying to stop the railroad as they gotta get there soon or they lose the land

the owner of the casino night zone confronts main guy and takes a swinbg at him but main guy counters and kicks his candy a55

later main guy and the comic reliefs are out and a snipers is gonna j fk him but theres bells jingling and the sniper is wacked

so they gon on and make the deadline and the workersa getta week off

the comic relief guys platy cards as the fit one claims not to play but in the card game, cheats and swindles him

theres a sandstyorm and they find that its actually 4 miles off and they got not long to get track laid

but as they're outta materials, and the track dont gotta be continuous, they take track bfrin b4 and nove it up

thats like something Yugi would do

so main guy goes to da casino and tells em off for tryiong to f em with the 4 miles thing, then they torch the place

so latter they are, somewhere, i dont know, i wasnt paying attention, i think santa fe and the owner tells em a speech

ait its dosddge city and2 of main guys 3 other brothers got married and wabnt him to come with him but he likes being in the rail road

then we see chick putting away her husbands photo and going for a walk with main guy

so then the train gets robbed, or is it the station, and main guys gonna fire but hears the jingling bells and thinks its his brother

he goes to see his bros and they're eating and have a gun on the table and he accuses them of the train hold up

main guy sez a man was iced in the hold up and even though they didnt fire the shot, they can still do time

he sees his wounded brother in bed whos repentant and don't want a dr as he'd ask queastions

then bat mackral i mean bat masterson comes by and even though 1 of the brothers womean and other brothers dewfend him,  bat arrests the kid brother as a witness saw him and her

also the shot bro got it

so 1 bro left tells main guy how the yankees swindled the south and their dad til he bit it from stress and they were just getting even

so the cops grill kid brother anmd chick sez they got a telegraph saying they gotta make it to the next part or they'll be replaced by another railway being made

now maiin guy has to choose between hiois bro and his job

main guyhas the witnesslook at a guy for a sdec and describe him and hes cr-ppy at it

also he sez he was drinking b4 it (which is why its best to stay sober)

so the kid bro is let off and railroad work contrinues but a snipers fire on them from above

i think 1 is the penduin guy from b4

if the workers had firearms they ciould defend thenselves

a court issues an njunction to stop the rival company from making the passage and turn it over to the santa fe company

so ain guy i think rides off on his horses a55 and changes horses in a jump like in roots b4 his foot got the axe

theres 2 carts by horse pullings going on a run

then its night and main guy goes to saee someone doing a fiddling contest where 2 guys fiddle untiol 1 gives out

the people wont let main guy in tiol the fiddlingsd over and then it is and main guy taLKS to the JapaNESE owner about selling his road to Santa Fe raiolroad for 50 000 $

japanese looking huy sez he made the money to get this road by beringing sheep to hhungry miners andcarved it by his own hand, bnut accepts the offer

the people in the place are gonna woerk on the raIL ROAD and then the cards of people come overb like its a mad mad mAD MADF world and the owner sees that the snipwers were send to hold em up until main guy could get to the guy to buy his land

he realizes its over but its the people who really win as the rail roasd will help other

ib the real version hre probably stuffed hisd a55 with dinmo might and jumped on the rail road and blew it to h-ll i mean h e doubleww soviewt calfoprbnia

so main guy sees chick who shows a wanted poster w/o a photo and he says it was self defence and she believes him

i kinda forgoty about that thing with the yankees 80 mins ago

so Santa Fe is riunning outta dough and the workers want money, which wouldnt be an issue if they used slaves

chock sez they'll get paid and main guysez the money will be here in the AM

but it turns out the thing is a trap card aND THE train has 20 of bat mackral's best

chick shows the head guy the wanted poster abnd he is mad at her but she sez hes full of hate like she was but she got over it

so main guy goes to warn his bros that the train is a trap card and if they dont go, he'd go back to the american state of virginia with em

then this bad guy comes out and black males them into going to jack the dodge city place with the money as bATR MACKREL's guys are out ot he'd tell the railroad main guy is their bro

main guy goes to write a letter but the bros jack the safe and get wells fargo cr-p andhe hears

main guy goes to their place and bros gfd tells him where they went as she didn't wanna be on the lamb her life

bat comes in and is gonna arrest main guy but gf tells em the situation and main guy wants to prevent anyone from getting wacked like Yuma in Zexal

so the bros and bad guuy are at the train station to flee and the telegraph is saying something so they tie him up

its clearly day but tinted to fake being not

1 bro ants his gf but the other guy sez its not good to bring a chick

then who will tney b0ne?!

a gunfight breaks out and main guy tells em to come peacefully and they;'ll get a FAIR TRIAL

bad guy caps 1 bro for mouthing off to him and as the train is comming in, the bads are gonna go but the last bro dont wanna

tnbey take his guhn and get on the train but main guy gebts on too

mmain guy fights a guuy on the train, which is kinda like star trek, and main guy falls off the train but gets back on

he has bad guy at gunpoint but bad guuy pulls a knife and they fight so main gujy pistolwhips him and he falls down a slight incline oin a dirt hill

well thats not gonna kill him

so main guy caps the head bad guy and then the trtain makes it to the santa fe mew mexico

wasnt 1 mexico bad enough? what next? new england?!

so the rich elites celebrate how the railroad made it and the head guy who hated the south said its not only him, but others who worked for him

the comic relif guys have 1 last scene mentioning main guy doing something i didnt hear

head of the thing says the trains will be bigger and faster, as seen in japan with mag lev trains, and it will continue

the end

That was pretty good

a bit hard to follow at times but not boring

sorta like a 30s movie but more modernish

good acting and msuic

good style and effort

randolph was good in it

i think i prefered Seven Men To i mena From Now was better but this wasn't badkinda like final fight to streets of rage

it tells a good story and has a few good clever moments

its worth a watch

Its got good flow and don't drag

For Santa Fe 2 I want the guy the main guy beat off the train and rolled down the hill to come back after being saved by jackalope people and treated by their black arts, he leasds an attck on the railroad and they eat the people on the trains, so the main guy from the last movie has to come back and take him on, and he uses a new suit of armor made by edison to fight them, also its aa 16 bit game like e eswat on Sega buyt for Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBa where you go through these underground cuities and bases to fight the jackalope peopole, no, make that prarie dog people, yeah thats better, and you gpotta fight em and the guy friom the 1st movie who's been devolved into some kinda squid creature as a boss weho you fight several times but he devolves more each encounter

Seven Men From Now Review

 Note: I spell as bad as 7 grade schoolers!

Seven Men From Now

TYhis is my review on seven men from now from the distant future year(to the confederates) of 1956(50 years from i measn before transfortmers season 3 in america and some Robotech Comics)

its directed by Budd Boetticher who did The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond

It stars randolph scott fromn Dynamite in 29/The Last of the Mohicans in 36/Jesse James/Abilene Town/Thunder Over the Plains/Captain Kidd, Gail Russell from Angel and the Badman, the sinful Lee Marvin from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dirty Dozen/Death Hunt, Walter Reed and John Larch from How the West Was Won, Don 'Red' Barry from The Shakiest Gun in the West and The Swarm, Fred Graham from the 30s mutany on the bounty/romeo and juliette, Adventures of Don Juan/the 50s Angels in the Outfield/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea/Demetrius and the Gladiators, John Beradino from Them!/East of Eden, Chuck Roberson from Big Jake/Chisum/The Green Berets/McLintock!/Shock Corridor/How the West Was Won/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Alamo/Spartacus/The Searchers/The Lone Gun/Calamity Jane, Stuart Whitman from The Day the Earth Stood Still/Shock Treatment/Night of the Lepus, Pamela Duncan from Attack of the Crab Monsters, Cliff Lyons from the 200s Ben Hur and 30s Jesse James, Chet Brandenburg from The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Red Badge of Courage/Calamity Jane/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Judgment at Nuremberg, and a buncha 1800s duds i never saw b4

i never saw this but its on grit

after a logp, we get credits and a song of manliness aannd itrs in color and widescreen

wtf 7 men will die? oak island!

then theres a guy going through this h-llscape in the rain and stops by a cave with 2 guys inb it to take cover from the storm

he reveales his horse got it and he walked as his horse was eaten by indians

he sez hes from silver springs and there was someone iced ther, which makes the guys nervous and wanna leave

when main guy sez 2 guys did it, 1 of em pulls a gun and it cuuts away to 2 BIG BLACK HORSES all SOAKING WET and DRIPPING in the HARD rain

Then its day and he's riding out in the daylight with him on a horse and with a blonde horse like thsat mlp babe

wait, his horse is the blkonde

so he comes across these fam in a wagon in the mud and their horses are f'd out

so  main guy ties his horses on the wagon and helps pull em out

he tells em to clean the mud off the animals but i think it would be better to p-ss it off

wagonman invites main guy to come on their journey to the west and he does

btw trhis movie is 78 mins so its gonna have like 40 mins of adds

so wife sez they had all kinds of sh-t on the trip like broken wheels and she thanks him for helping them

so they're goiung to soviet california and wife is humming as she egts undressed and goes skinny dipping

so they ran outta money and he had to do odd jobs to make it and he revals he was in silver spings which disgruntles main guy

then they ho on and in this canyon path is lee marbin oswald

as the fam come out, these horsemen come by and its the army warning about an indian uprising and main guy says its cuz they are hungry

they military can't order the civilians but they advise the group to not go as they can't protect the area

main guy sez for them to take another route but husband dont weanna and is going on and they ride off together

a lot of this movie is them walking slkowly acxross trhe wasteland

eventually they find a relay station and main guy scopes it out

theres no water in the trough and in the base is a drunk who looks like an 1800s prospecxtor

drunk says the indians were there and all the guys in the area left, and nowe hes leaving too

then comes lee marvin oswald and his goon and he knows main guy

main guy tells fam to stay at the base for the night and husband seems suspect

lee sez he was not born in silver springs but moved there as a kid and says tyhis chick was iced in silver springs in a crime, the sherrfis woman

wife talks toi main guy about if he needs to talk with anyone of it but he sez no

main guy sez he was sherrif b4 but lost his jobn and his wife took it and got iced cuz of it

and he could have been deputy but was too prideful

lee marvin oswald comes out and sez the 7 killers took like 20 000 $and 2 were iced by him, and the rest might head for the border and get be rich

the only thing between lee marvin oswald and 20 000 $ is main guy and he might know who the other guys are

the next dfay these indians show up and main guy says HOLD IT and moves slow and gives em a horse to eat and they run off

they didnt fdo anything! just standing there looking!

so they move on and lee marvin oswald asks who a full woman like wife would settle for half a man like husband

if he's half a man, whats that make all the beta males online??

then some indians attacka nd main guy waks em and lee caps a guy coming to main guy

its implied he was one of the guys who iced the woman

as lees droog shovels sand on the corpse, lee ralks aboiut how he wants the wife, which there IS a commandment against!

so they go on and eventually its raining and lee comesd in the wagon for coffee from guard duty

he asks who husband got a woman like wife and wifer sez they fell in love

lee starts telling a soory about this chick who looked like uife and this good looking guy took this other guys woman who looked like wife

this disgreuntles main guywho makes lee stfu asndf lee goes outside where main guy slugs his a55 out and he and goon go on

so wife has a soft moment with main guy who looks like hes about to bite it and they go to bed, oh and she warns theres dangers up ahead

so thenwe have lee oswald marven go to a salloon and hang out with guys from silver springs and in 1 room is a bunch of 5kanks he was just b0ning

a guy hes talking to mentions the hold up in silver creek or w/e it was andmore guys come by

lee sez the guys they are waiting for aint comming andmain guy is comming for em

1 of the guys offers to pay for info on main ghuy and sez the gold is being carted over by the husband

in the main guys place, wife is nice to main guy and kisses him as he goes off and goes in this caNYON

guys wait its just goon, tries to j fk him buthe evadesand esacapes and snipewr goes after him

main guy hides under a ROCK and as sniper goes wait, theres several guys, well as 1 guys by he capss him

he takes out the other one and as he goes to get on his horse, it runs off and drags him

later the couple comes by and finds him by the horse and they aid him

imagine if the horse biuut off and ate his weener?

so husband wants to leave main guy to die and she sez he saved em and should getta dr

he sez he took a job that he didn't know what it was and they said he's get 500$ for it, and shows her the wells fargo box

main guy is ok now and tells himto throw it down and go off to some otrher place

he's gonna take the gold in and ice the bad guys and if he thought husband knew of the crime he'd ice him

so they go off but turn back to help him and then we see lee in the salloon with some 5kank

the wagon comes in and husbaND SEZ MNAIN guy took the gold and is out in a deep a55 canyon waiting for em

husband sez he owns mAIN GUY SOMETHING AND GOES ON AS A GUY CAPS HIM IN THE BACK AND WIFE RUNS TO HIM

lee oslqes sez he wasnt half a man and the bads go to the place the main guy went

1 is snipered andthe others run and the more guys are iced, but its by lee marvin oswald

so then main guy goes out and sees lee marnin woseld who sez the other guys are dead cuz of him

as theres no way out of this w/o going through bim, andf the husband going to the sherriofs office aand getting it, she needs a man

then theyu draw and marvin gets sent to h e douyble ca;liforrnia

so he gets the thing ready to be sent back, the gold, and chick stays behind waiting for main guy after cancelling her trip

The End

That was quite good

Too bad the chick in here died of alcoholism a few years later

she was a kind soul

But i liked this

its clean and mild and tells a good story

its got good style and nice music and the acting is nice

its only like 80 mins and has god pacing and flow and don't drag

For Seven Men From Now 2 I want main guy from the 1st movie to be robbed of the gold by bandits and left for dead, having sensed something, the chick goes out and saves him and nurses him back to health, then he goes off to get back the gold, only to find it was a tribe of sasquatch who did it and wanted the gold for their daemon machines, and main guy abnd chick haveto fight em with shot guns! Also its a 16 bit run n gun game on Sega Genbesis, Snes, TG16 AtaRI jAGUASR AND gba where you platy as one or both of the heroes and chick is revealed t be a CRACKSHOT like Lilian Gish

Hanover Street Review

 Note I spell like Hanover Fist

HaNOver Street

This isa My review on Hanover Street from the distant future year of 1979(20-30 years b4 Robotewch Season 1)

Its dirttectal by Peter Hysmds who difd TimeCop, Sudden Death and EWnd of Days

it stars sovioet hartrison ford from star wars the holiday special, Lesley-Anne Down from Countess Dracula, Christopher Plummer from The Sound of Music/An American Tail/Rock-a-Doodle/Star Trek 06/Malcolm X/Wolf/12 Monkeys/Alexander/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Adam MacAdam I mean Alec McCowen from Gangs of New York, Michael Sacks from The Amityville Horror 001, Openly union Richard Masur from The Thing/Rickety Busuness/Multiplicity/The Man Without a Face/Encino Man/My Girl 01, John Ratzenberger frok the Toy Story series// The Incredibles/Spirited Away/Finding Nemo/Monsters, Inc./A Bug's Life/Gandhi/Superman 01 and 02/Valentino/Star wars 05, Jay Benedict from Aliens/Project A-Ko/The Dark Knight Rises, Patsy Kensit from the 70s The Great Gatsby, Max Wall from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Shane Rimmer from Dr. Strangelove/The Dirty Dozen/Rollerball 01/Star Wars 04/Souper man 01 and 02 and 03/Gandhi/The Hunger/Batman Begins, and a bunxha brits i never saw in anything

I never saw this b4 but its on Amazon Prime and my dad wants to see it

so then we getta logo and its quite widescreen and in color, then credits to soft msuic over cloudsx and sky

man this goes on for a while

si trhen its the soviet republic of london in 1943 and we get text abiout how this is about 2 perople in a dangerous time in lobe

this feels like a silent film, then we see london and theres all grtays and dulls around as the brits have no souls

han solo is there and foloows this chick ands waves to her and gets on a bus, btu she fakes having womb issues and he gets off and limps off

when she goers to say sorry, he prances around all prissy and invites her to coffee but she drinks tea, while REAL guys drink pop

they are in a cafe ort restaurant and her dont like tea, even though samurai drank tea and were manly and sissy boy band guys drink starbucks

they chat and she was in lndon since birth and workjs in a hospital and deals with people going to h e double france

she wants to know about America but he dont and she ditches himas she sez she has to ditch him

then the Axis attacksd and blows those brits back to h-ll where their devolved kind came from

this is for 1776, 1812, oscar wilde, war craimes in ww1, king henry's victims, queen elizabeths victims, and paying forweard for the royal wedding, the other royal werdding, the queen wacking diana dn charles other women, that irish kid they wouldn't let get medical help in America, and every time one of those c-ck suckers poops out nothe rkid

so han solo find her in the busted city and they make out as secks and violence are linked

she wants to go home and he sez his namres david and is from chicago and wont let her go

she wont tell her name and he tells her to meet him there in a fortnight but as she puuls out, her glove comes off and we  see a wqedding ring and she goes

What would king David do? wait, he wacked the husband!

what would j fk do? wait, he iced marilyn

whatr would gacy do?

so han solo is being breefed on his mission and is in the air force

they gets in the prain and eventually go up as a guy says metal shou;ldnt be able to fly as its heavy

so while out, the Axisdd attacks and they retun fire but get nailed and gotta slow it up

they got 3 miles and 1 guy says "i hate you lukas" like  he';s a star wars fan and says "were over it" but he's  lying to get it done sooner

they drom the things on em and return and now han solo is back in the towen to find the chick he wants to b0ne and stays therew smoking, but only tobacco, not chronic or meth

there's noinmwords and its all to soft piano music, then evantually she comes for him and they hhug and smooche

at dinner she goes on about someone getting it and then they go up to a room and b0ne to soft music for a while

there a slot of cross fades or w/e its called when they have 2 images overlayed

so they drive back and she wont tell him her name like its dolores from king of fighters 15 i mena seinfeld

then han solo takes the sdf-1 to take on the cylongs on planet vulcan and something about that show V that I never saw, but they release the load and something bad happens but i dont get it

then theres a little girl with plumber and main chick and plummer is in intelligence and i think is main chicks husband

when he mentions kissing her with faslse teeth like clark gable in gome with the wind asd he smoked a lot, she drops a bowl of surgical waste or jam or w/e

haN SOLO GETSB BREEFED ON THEUIR NEXT MISSION AND mouths off and makes smarta55 coomments and the breefer has him stayt after class

he says "if you wanna keep your jjob, you gotta let me put this thing in yyou" and whips out his thing but its also a vaccine needle

jk thats weinsten and biden and candya66 truydeau

really he tells him off andf sez if he keeps on being a wisea55 hes gonna nail him(oh f--k! i was right)

later han solo burger is with main chcik and talking abotu cr-p and driving in a jeep, then he's back in breefing, then on a date, then in the skys on am mission and its a montage of his love and war life

later hes in bed with the girl... IN BED!! and she sez she can't stop being with him

brokeback mountain butt buddy; i wish i could quit you

they say they love eacho other and i think he calls her mary and they naked smooch and maybe with theirt parts offscreen

then plummer is told his agents he sends in are iced and he knew adn traind em

so theres a leak and someone is killing costumed heroes, we need the watchmen

1 guy saidf he'd getta list of double agents in soviet london ad he gotm it, som someone needs to get ther list

also 1 guy had 3 kids and they wont let anyone outide the room knoew of it, then they got 2 guys and they choose one to do somretyhing

then its Brittish Christmas, not Yiddish Christmasd, as I misread the movie wedding crashers

main chicks kid wants a oll and they talk about buyiung her husband something, then kid wants to know about the Germans and if they buy theirt dads presents

Good humanization of people on both sides of the war, instesad of just killing them for being "the enemy"

more Robotech or Gundam than G I Joe or Thundercats

So han solom is gonna take off and he senses something with hsi engines and drives off the runway

kid is toold that Santa wont bring her anything til she's asleepm and she dont care what she gets as anything will make her happy

she wants a friend to play with and her rent storn off the lightsd so the monsters can get her

main chick sez kid seems smaller  in bed than outside and she got her a good present and plumer sez war at Xmas seems wrong, then wonders what the otehr side is thinking

like joyeux noel the ww1 xmas truce movie?

i cried at that one, my great grandpas wer ein that war

they go to bread and then we see a bar band and soldiers having a time and han solo, wait, noot han soolo tries to seduce a chick by saying he got shrapnel

another army guy asks this giuy for advicxe and as he walks, he acts like its a miracle he was cured

those guys, i think hans co flyers on his plaine suit witrh han solo and try seducing chix and han wants his gf to come

the other pilots come by and he asks where the guys on the mission he skipped went and he finds they got blown out

This is like how Hitler nearly goty iced by a shell but a voice guioded him from it

han cant take it and goes out to attack the repairman on his engine and keeps saying he heard it

then we get a German soldier being grilled and he sez he was only told to deliver papers and he is breaking down as they dont buy it

he's told "dont smoke" in english and its revealed its plummer testing him to be a fake german and not to do anythiing in english as his character never learned it

then chick and han are in bed and she tells of her 1st love and marriage and how she went to him, but he thinks how he cares about living nkow that he has love wityh her

he don't know her last name and then we see this cickney c=cksucker going on about combination locks and cionmbo locks and the brits want him to getthis safe contents

he teaches how to jimmy a lock and tthen breefer tells han colo the meechanic found nothing wqrong with the engine

then sez theres a special mission and hunts at how he thinks han queered out and wont tell if he goes on this mission

tthen we see 2 brits, i think plummer is there, and 1 sezx thery are not using a brit aire crafte for this mission tio send a guy in

chickk is in the hispotal and serving guys and plummer sez he loves her but hes a cr-ppy a55 brit and she comfiorts him and goes back tio work

what a beta male! ITS All te blkood the brits drink in their pies! devolves them!

then hans olo is goinna fly a night mission and is flying plummer as a german officer

1st tthe sound of musuic, then this, then that thing whgere he's a geezer with menory issues wasting retred nazies?

chick goes home and kid gives her a note from plummer, then we get han going over the german lands and thety take fire

his co pilot gets it and he ditches his drivbers seat to go in trhe bacvk and the other guy got it

he and plummer i think, jumop out and parachute as the plane blows

so now they're in tthe woods and walk on and plummer calls him LEFFtrennent as the brits are too devolved to sayLUTENINT

plummers leg f;d out and he don;'t know north from south and the han solo goes with him

chick gets a call saying the jet got iced and she tells her kid

then its day and han and plum goe to this town w/o people, but some germans come in and start b0nning or something, until 1 capos the other

the chickj is french and probably the bad guy, and she nearly wastes plummer but han tallksher outta it

han jacks her clothers and i think frenchie seduces germans and kills em like some kind of secks daemon

they take the murdered germands car and and han dont know german so plum sez not to talk to anyone

plum sez to ditch his amewrican smokes and lighter  and pilmer sez the guy he was training to do the mission was cr-ppy so he went

they go to German owned france, as the french were kinda cr-ppy toi the Germans in the Bros Grimm era

threy go in and find the Germans have a new safe woith a combo lock anbnd he cant open t

chick asks the giv whats up with her man and they say they dont know

so plummer goes in and giuves papers saying to get something and the guy there sez he needs authoriuzation

btw this movie shows the swastika flag and zee hewil, siomething modern day moviesqueer out OF AS THEY DN'T WANNA "OFFEND" ANYONE

EVEN THOUGH THOSE WHO WERE OFFENDEDWERE BORN DECASDES AFTER THE NAZIES WERE BEAT, what next? worrying about the viet kong? or imperiall jjapan?

so when a soldier opens the safe, the plum and the hAN BEAT OUT THE GUYS And han gakes 1 to have a smoke in his mouth despite him floppiung around and being out kold

plum takes photoes and they leave but as the gate opens, the germans who went in find the guy was out kold and the alarm goes off

han and pplum fight their way out and drive in a car chase with a motoircycle and sidecar with gunner thrpough the dark french streets

they bust througfha gate and all these barels fall and block the thing

chick goes to see the gov and they say han is taking care of him and they cant senbd searchers as it would reveal they sent a guy in

han and plummer gop to the frenchies place and talk about chicvks and plummer sez hans a goode guye

han thinks hes a candya55 bt plummer sez ur brave if ur scared and do it

plummer reveals his womans name and photo and has sees this is the guy weho's wiife hes sediucing

frenbchie  sez theres a resistamnce bridge near and han sees frenchies dad called the germans as in real life, ,many frenchjies were ok wuith nazi rule, like candya55 trudeau ands his oppression

han starts a fire in the barnanbd gets to a german bike but as a gertman is gonna end him, frenchie caps him

plummer and han drive w/o helmets in the woods like star wars diod several years later in ep 06

they clear a jump but a german man bites it and blows apart in a fire bal;l when he dont make da jump

han and plum are on a bridge andtheres a friefight and not omly does plum get it in the back, but the bridge blows and hes hanging

han tries to save him as plum sexz to tell his woman he was brave but hAN SOMEHOW GETS HIM UP AND ACROSS THE BRIDGE AS IT BLOWS ALL OUT

i think plumners butt gets it and then chick gets a phgole call and goes to the hsotilat and sees han is alive and so is plummer

he sez he loves her enough to let her go and she sez she loves him more than anyopne else

he sez think of me when yo drink tyyea and walks off and she goes to her husbands she cheeterd on for tghe whole moview

then we see han going off in the town of france

hay william hootn=kins from valentino and batman was in this

the end

this was pretty good

reminds me of those greta garbo films wher eht main couple dont get it

good moving msuic and feels and its well filmed with good effects and style

its about a guy seducing someone elses woman and a love triangle like in Robotech, but with more b0ning

I liked this one and it told a good story, plus didn't make the brits look like pure and the Germans look unredeemable

and it showed that the french were bad

For Hanover Street  2 I want iut to be in the late 50s and the new daughter of the chick doesn't fit in with her fam and one day, finds that her mom was b0ning harrison ford, so she tthinks he might be her real dad, so she goes to 19560s America to find him to find out, but America is a clean safe sane place as its the 50s, but the commies are trying to take over and going to infect the peiople with a prototype of aids that will devolve the brains and make em think b0ning and drugs are cool, So she has to work against them and find clues to find Harrison, Also its an 8 bit Text and action game like Phantasy Star Adventure on Srga Master System and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, tG16, Atari Lyn and 7800 where you play as the chick and follow the clues and have turbn based battles aagainst hippies who devolved into subhuman abominations from the side effects of the drugs

Space Battleship Yamato Review

 note; i spell like i blaze stars

Space Battleship Yamato

This is my reviews on Spacve Battleship Ysamato the live action movie ftromn the distant  future year of 2010 (Like Robotech and Transformers G1 Season 3 in Japan)

Itds based on the anime by Leiji Matsumoto (Like Rangoku Maysumoto fro Bleach?) and is directal by Takashi Yamazaki who did Stand by Me Doraemon 1 and 2 and 2 Parasyte movirs and Dragon Quest: Your Story and Lupin III: The First

It stars no one i nheard of and was dubbed by the hated funimation

i never saw this, or the shows, or star blazers, but heard its like robotech

so it starts with space fighters in a battle like if star wars were good and fighting an ewvemy

its 2199and the human ship fires canons that don't do much, then fire is returned that f''d the human ship[

the ship gets a hole and a guy is sucked out and the main captain gets a message fromn a fellow ship that the ship is gonna sdacrifiice itself to buy time for the main aship to escape

they go onn into ther boundless abyss of space and we get the title

in 2194; aliens attacked by sending mwetewors to earth and 5 years later; da urth is f'd by radiation like it japan after truman nuked em in ww2

now 5 years later the earth humans live undrerground like the matrix ripped off and people scavenge scrap as threy hope for space help like in Robotech Seasoin 3

a geezewr tries to get help from a scrapper but is slugged out

the seas have dried up from the nucular attacks like hokuto no ken and 1 guy is ouit in a radiio active suit and a thing falls from space like the sdf-1 in robotech ir the ark in transformers

wghen he wakes up, his  mask is oif but he finds he dont need it and finds this metal thing b4 blacking out

hes found by a flying ship and they get the metal capsule that has some data oon it

scrapper comes onto the bridge of the ship and the experts who thought he'd bite it were wrong and he's mad at some guy for hisa brother biting it as bro was the captain of another ship

scrapper is susumu like the go nagai character who keeps getting it

oh his bro was the other captain ewho sacrificed himself to save em and tries to attack the captain b4 a chick slugs him out and mouths off to him

susumu is dragged off to be b0ned dead or w/e and dr sado (like, madio mas? like, sm? like, cutey honey and yugioh?) sez she told susumu opwe his bro went to h e douyble soviet california

captain and dr dont know how susumu survived the radiatioon as dr's are people weho make misttakes like anyone

captain meets a guy about howe his attack agauinst the aliens did jack sh-t and their fights are doing worse each time

btw the "swending metertors" wasd used in starshp troopers

so the other guy sez they otta ditch da urth and captain wants to use the new ship they're making to try to bring hope

kattobingu!

so the other guy rreveals to the people that the capsule had an alien message saying on ther planet iscandar is a device that cures radiation and they can go there with theiur best ship to get it

the news guys think it might be sa trap, wait, isnt this 2001 a space odyssey?

so he sez he cant tyell em as its confidenbtial and the aliens sent a  way to get to there as in around a 1  year, humans will be extinct

oh and he's not wasting time on a vote as he's mussolini(in a good way)

also this was ripped off by armegeddon by michael bay with a space crew senbd on a last ditch mission to save the planet

so susummu registers and has o radiatiuon issuies and dr sado mas  is surprised

he used to be in the fighter squad but quit biut kept his uniformne anbd joins

chick fighter who slugged hium is suurprised to see her there and an attack happens and he sez hes her squad leadwer

also; this "clashing couple in the service" was laTER done in robotech and top gun

so the ship takes off from the underground as the yamato ship from ww2 bnut remastered, lkike the sdf1 in robotech

then thery tryt the wave motion gun on an enemy attck like the sdf-1 firing the main gun on the zentraedi in robotech

after a long start up, thry eventuaslly fire after putting on shsasdesand blast a white light beam to nuke the missile

it looks like theres no sign of the ship, butr it emerges from the smoke like in dbz and captain sez now the enemy knows they have the wafe motion cannon

captain sez bye to the army guy and goes off to space to test the warp drive in a 24 hours

later susumo talks with a guy about how guys son is 5 and susumo's homies got assigned to his thing and they like him as their cool hero

but chick fighter gets b--chy over them having a good time and the homies poike fun at her

fighter chick gets b--chy over him not being with em in space as they fought and thinks he queered out

1 homie comes at her but she slugs him out and goes off

so then they go by msars like in robotech, ytransformers ther headmasters,m and zone of the enders, and are gonna use the warp drivwe for the 1st time

chick  goes to a fighter bay and the ship goes through a white blue cloud

thery comne out in h=ll ands there's daemonbs b0ning them and doing amputee p0rn0 of em

jk thats event horizon

so the warp worked and then the enemy shows upo and they can't use the wave motion cannon after warping as both use the same power source

threy got 20 mins b4 they recharge and tthis reminds me of Voogies Angel how Hyer had the super cannmon that they couldn't use in ep 2

so they sebnd out fighters and chicjk fighter goes out asa she was in her veritech already and fights enremy crafts

we get good space battle stylew things like robotech or if star wars were good and susumu's droogs are the black tigers, like the robotech squad, and help her

tghe yamato fires lazers andit nukes trhe enemy ships, rthen its 5 mins til they can warp

but i think fighter chick is shup damaged by enmermy debris  and shes running outta air

susumu is gonna go to save her but captain sez no, so he sez "i'll be back in time" even though they dont have any reason to rush aND CAN HOLD OFF A FEW MINS FOR saving another crewmember

so susumu chiba  tells her to eject and the enermy ships are going kamikaze as the mother ship blew and they got nothiing to go back to

anmd now a squad is comming of 2 dozen, and there's 28 seconds til they waRP

IN A TOTALLY POSSIBLE WAY, fighter chicvk ejects, ands on the susumu fighter, is caught by these 2 metal armns, anbd he drives back

so the ship ia  gonna move fast and evetyone tiesa sh-t down and hangs on and they tiilt the ship as the fighters just go by, then opens a hatch, lets in susumu, then warps out

da f--ks going on here?!

Oh and in 198X: soviet disney wanted to do a live action version of this with it being a rebuilt US Ship Arizoina and having an original character group

surprised they didn't just rip it off and say its an "original project, do not steal" like The Lion King did Kimba The White Lion, Atlantis the loist empire did Nadia TheSercret of ZBlue Water, and Finding Nemo ripped off that fish thing

so the ship did a spasce fold and susuymu does cpr on fighter chick, oh her names Yuki, and turns her heart back on

captain f's his a55 over risking the ship for 1 pilot but susumu sez leaving others behind is sissy AND HAS HIM THROWBN INTO THE BRIG

HE PULLS OUT HIS GUN AND, hands itr over as its protocal to disarm those you want to imprison for geingh against you

im,agine if he put it in his mouth and his head blew off like in speciies 2?

so hes in space jail and a guy chats with him over him getting in trouble for doing good, and fat guy sez susumu is like captain and may be captain one day

so dr sadomas comes in with sake and a cat but they are not chinese so they dont eat it, like how poles don't eat dandilions, slovenians do

huh, accortding to imdb; this was like the 1st anime not based on a manga and started the term Anime instead of tv manga

also things in here like a soldier blaming another captain for his bro biting it was from a thing told to Leiji Matsumoto's by his WW2 dad

put it on the history channel

so while driinking and talking about how they all lost people for a bit, susumu thinks things over

captain sez they are going past the solar system and they will be too far to contact earth,m so the crew can message earth one more time for 60 seconds per member

the guy wiuth the 5 year old son talks to him on skype and his kid is mute like Lynn/Rin in Hoikuto no ken, but he sez he'scoming home soon to save the earth

then the call automaticallly cuts him off, as does a guy talking to his mom or sister or grand,mma or aunt or daughter or w//e

susumu  is doing curnches to stay in shape in his cell, wait,m how is there gravbity here? is it automatic?

hes taken to do his video calll like in pokemon or metropolis and while going, sees Koda who wait, susumu is  koda FAMILYY NAMWE and this guyb is cr-ppy at doing their salute thats like the bison thing in the street fighter movie with jean claude

b4 he goes in, yuki comes out and is kinda b--chy for hm saving her "i didn't ask to be saved" 

he sez she owes him and  sez sdhe otta bust his b=lls a little less, like 10%

then he goes in and in the food area, yuki is talked to about susumnu and its revealed that she was on susumu's tewam but he quit seoon after she joined and was reassigned soon after

she joined cuz his heroics affected her and she don't want suusumu to know

the guy talking to yuuki sez when the enemy 1st attacked, he did missions to intercept their attacks and susuumu was their hero who lead them

susumu's only family left is his cellphone with aI and is played by the voivce of Jinlong in Yugioh ZeXaL, Buccha in Venus 5, Nagumos dad in Urotsukidoioji, Ataru's dad in Urusei Yatsura, Blacky in Grendizer, Ranma's dad in Ranma 1/2, Apollis in Power Stone, Newspaper President in Nadia The Secret of Blue Water, king Dedede in kirvby the anime, Dr. Aikawa in Kama Sutra by Go Nagai, Myoga in Unuyasha, Dr. Vail in GUY Double Target, Ankoku Daishogun in Great Mazinger, General Bat in Getter Robo, Professor Hiroshi Agasa in Detective Conan, Kyomara  in La Blue Girl, and Principal in Apocalypse Zero

the guy shes talking to, who' i think is tthe dad of the mute kid, sez susumu's rentrs were iced in a thing hitting the colony they were on, but dad's pregnant wife survived but his kid never talked

after that, susumu couldn't stand to fly and we see susumu's time in the message box expire but i don't think he sent a message

also in the ioroginal idea; susumu or someone would lATER BEcome captaiin harlock, bjt after the show was cut from 51 to 26 eps, they changed it

so the Yamato goes onward and warp foldds around but a fighter coomes by, but dont attack

capptaiun has the people bring the enemy fighter onboartd and spazzes out so he goes to the dr

he's not got long and his meds wont keep him up forever

in the ship, they check the captured ship and dont find any life signs, but then this chgi thing like in monsterquest comes out, shankes a guy with a limb and runs on the ceuiling as the troops open fire

note; they brought guns on a mission to to to a place an unknown space message told em to, unlike 2001 a space odyssey

so they caP IT WHEN IT comes down, and this glow comes outt it and nails a guy aND HGE SPAZZERS OUT B4 BECOMING POSESSED

THESE ARE DAEMONS!

totally not like inddependence day, the guy tells the humans that THEY hsave come to plunder the planet

he sez his name is desla, not tesla like that evil serb from the 1800s, and he sez they are all of 1 mind and are the start and end

his kind are terraforming the planet for their own people to take over and whenyuki comes in, susumu wASATES desra

the jewel comes up and the team wastes it and later posessed guy is ok

Why noty pray it away?

they drink and i think this is jiros daD

what aboutr jiro shutendo from shutendoji?

so susumu comes to see captain and he weants susumu to replace him as captain, but wanted his brother mamoru to be captain

like with avatar and that guy who's called in to replace tyhe twin

susumu dont wanna be caPTAin as its too muych pressure but captain sez to be cvaptain like he wantws instead of like the msain captain

then announces on the p a that susumu is the new captain

so the alien ship they took on is sernding a message that has their location so they throw it out and blow it

the yamato is under attack and briodge 3 is f'd but dont have much air left

the el;evatopr shaft is f;'d and susumu sends a resacue squad

o susumu starts up the wave motion cannon whicch dont take as long to show this time and they fire itwhich causes a huge blast rthat nukes the enemy fleet

then bridge 3 is caught by an enemy about to blow asnd its gonnass take the whole shjip to h-ll

so susumu has yuki blow off bridge 3 at the joint and it falls, even though theres no down in space, and blows

susumu feels bad about having to cut off a fingerr to save the hand, but i say, why was bridge 3 attached in that cr-ppy wayt?! 1 elevatort in or out and hanging off the bottom?!

susumu tells captain it was a steath enemy and they lost 6 guys so he thinks hes not good as captauinb

main captain sez "why'd you reinlist" andsusumu sez he wanted to know what kinda guy main cPTAION is that his btro saceriuficed himserlf to dsave

also he weants the eart to be good like he was a kid

maKE earth great again?

captain sez not to dwell in the past and usde what hes given to make the best choice he can for the most

susumu thinks captaiun donm't feel for the menb who get it but captain sez he does and thinks siuusumu is doing well

then captain sez theres something susumu needs to know, then it cuts to susuumu going toi comfort yuki and saying sortry for ordering her to cut the 3 section loose

she sez if he sez sorry that means hes wrong and hes the captain and they did what they had to do

she's all f;d up over having ended those guys and susumu comforts her and when she sez "soirry for not being professionalk" he smooches her and sez "don't ever be sorry"

they smooch and warp and itr changes scenes so i think they b00ned

so then they made it to iscandar or w.e the planet is called and 60 missiles are heading foir em

they can't use the main gun as they just folded so thety use lazers but a piece plugs the wave motion gun right in the hole

the enemy fleet attacks andd more missiles attack  so they're f;d

so he puts in random coordinates anbd warps agaiunst the resistance of the driuver

driver sez if theywarped intoi something with matter they'd be dead but susucmu sez they'd be just as dead if the missiles hit

they warp aND THEY THINK ITS  NEAR ISCANDAR but its rea.lly the other side andthe planet is all f'd over like earth

they think its the enemy using a trap to lure yamatop off and the anti radiation devoice might be made up

some think the captainb lied and weanna askk cvaptain but he's not doing well, but susumu sez to go to the coiordinates the capsuile sent em

its probably not a trap if they attacked from space and the real trap was on the planet, and they dont want em on the plane

unless the coordinates were just to lure em in to be attacked in space

suisumu believes in the captain and that the tech was greayter tech than anythng man knows

he then briefs the team on the mission and hes going in yo take out the air defence system

totally not like with star wars and the force fiekkd or tractor beam

so he can't use his engine on the planet or they will see him so he gon do it in freefall;

i see suisumu as a bit of a  roy fokker figure; confident, in love, brave, cool, and skilled

so susumu gives a speech on this being the lasy battle and in april 1945; the yamato was Japans ray of hope when they needed it

anbd as long as there's a small chance, its worth it, like with Kenshiro saying: if theres a 99% chance i lose and 1% cjhance I won, i will do it

also this "we will dsave the world ands our people" was ripped off by independence day as roland emmerich is pretty devcolved

the soldiers pump themselves up to waste bad guys but are told its a 1 way ttrip for many, so they say "thats why its so fun"

like g i joe extreme; the odds of survival are a million to 1!  AND THATS THE WAY WE LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

susumu puts his tamagotchi phone pet in his fighter and star wars ripped this off with r2d2 in the xxxwing

so susumu launchesand goes to the planet that looks like dune, then after fallingh a bit, turns on the engine after locking on all the turrets and cannons

they are gonna fire but the yamato comes iin and nails em with lazers, then wartps off as the fighters go in the planbnet

1 guy sez hes gonna break susumus record and is taken out like not ben dixon in macross do you remember love

they fight inside the planet like the 1st ep of reboot with the jets thing and by the end, theres 3 fighters and 1 troop carrier left

thery find a high tech city indide the planetand the troop carrier lands anbd the soldiers fire at the enemy comming for em

an enemy takes out the drtivers so his phone robo comes ouytin a humanoid robo body like oatmerel in dragon ball super  and fights ewm off, but is taken out

i figured hge's get it like in most shows with a robot buddy

so the troops drive the truck and it gets blown and the troops go on

btw this is colored and widescreen

so the troops find the place the cooirdinates say and yuki goes to it, gets her armor blown off, and is posessed by it

so then we getta fleshbeck where captain tells susumu the anti radiation thing is fake but the blueprints and cooirdinsates is true

but as susumu survived the radiation, captain thought there might be something wirth getting there that could help

as long as hes aliver heres on the winning side

so in the now, posessed yuki sez their race is all of 1 hive mind like the democrats, and their kinfd is 1 aspect of trhis united existance

but the opposite is iscandar which was part of the bads guys like the opposite side of the coin, but the planet is gonna bite it and iscandart is  cool with it, but thebad guys aint and wanna take earth to replace it

like gaijin ruining their own country or statre, then coming to a good one, then ruining that

but both siddes might survive, so the bad guys imprisioned the iscandar here and broke away

the iscandar send part of themselfs to earth as a good will token, but theres no anti radio active device, but the iscandar can remove the radiation

the earth men wabnnt proof so the iscandar denucuilarize the air so its safe to breathe in the cave

yuki is unposessed and the iscandar wiull cime to the earyh to fix it

then they find this huge cgi thing thats the cenrtal core of the bad guys, but the bads attack em

2 guys are gonna sacrifice themselves to stop the core despite susumu not wanting em to

1 sez if he had a brother he;'d want it to be susumu and not to waste hisd tears on them, then goes up to fight and die

uiki and susiumu go off as the White Vitrgin couplew has to live and thery fdind all theior men iced

the brother guy rigs a device to blow it and the other guy fightrs on despite his blood wounds like a Catholic Samurai

after takjing a long time to rig the device, its ready to go, but the triugger happy guy bites it and other guy gets shredded but blws the area

susumu and uiki escape in a fighter and susumu tells captain they did it but captain sez its not over yet

captain says bye to the dr sadoi mas and looks at a photoe and the ship unfolds back near da urth

they getta message from the army guy and tells em they havve a way to fix the earth and hes surpriosed and sez they're heroers

in a few hours, the Yamato will reach da urth and captain bites it

but then the ship is under atttack by a large enemy vesseland fts f'd

after much asplosions and people flying away, the engine room is f;d and cheif engeneer tokugawa bites it

they see a siuper coollossal space thing with a face, sorta like in independence day 2 or Dolzas fortress in Robotech

an enemy forms on the ship with cg like eternal championsd on sega cd and asks what would be a win for em? ending the bad guys planet? or healing their own?

its desla, no, its not no its both AS ITS part of the thing that sirvived and it forms intoa cg guy

most of their kind were ended on the planet the guy nuked the thing with trigger happy and now desla is gonna stop em from coming to earth

then phazes out after saying they have ancient prioide andare wrathful

the huge ship is gonna blow da earth apart and susumu wants to use the weave motion guin but the cannon is still jaMMED AS THEY UST NEVER TOOK IT OFF FOR SOME REASON and if they fire, everyone on board goes to h e double emngland

susumu wants to have capotain decide but hes doing time in h-ll now so susumu has to makje the decision

they have enough power for 1 shot but if they do the ship will blow so he is gonna evacusate and sacrifice himself to save eartyh like bruce willis in armegeddon

the helmsman wants to stay to steady the ship but susumu sez to drie the people to earth

uiki stays but susumu sez hgges gonna be rigt behind her if shge goes but she dont buy it anbd dont wanna save the earth if hers not there

they hug and he sez he was alone b4 her and he wanted to give her a better world and if he don't win, ewvberything isd meaningless, but here he can heal the earyhj

she dont want him to bite it anbd he sez he lovbes her, then kko's her with a laser blast and puts a photo on her asa they still use photoes in the 2190s

then has helmsmsan shima carry her off as japsanese chicks are like 4'9 and 70lbs

all the survivors, 12 of em, ditch the Yamato, and looks on at em from the window as they go by

uiki wakes up and freaks out as  the yamatoi goes toward the enemy thing and taks many hits, like sengoku wuth the computer in cyber city oedo 808

suisumu seers his friends whoi bit it in spirit like in robotech ii the serntinels with the dead guys from the 1st robotech war and eventually fires and the4res a huge blue light in space

then 90s music like in slayers where we seeyuki on green earth with a kid and the phopto of susumu and his bro and looking anbd the recovering planet like in robotech after the war

then clips from the fim we just saw showing the characters highlights

huh, theres a steven tyler song in here

at the end is a shot of the blue earth

the end

that was quite good

i never saw the show but watched the Toy Galaxcy thing on it and this was well done

Good art and style and feel and characters and story and effects

the storery was good and i can see all the things it influenced and that ripped it off

the dub was pretty good with the voices and not cr-=ppy like they did for dbz kai or most other things they ruined

its has good heart and good style and makes me interested in the 70s series

i enjoyed this and it holds up

Oh and susumu sacr8ficing himself to stop the en emy and his gf seeing it was like in robotech wiithjj Dana and Sonic X Season 3\

For Space Battleship Yamato 2 I wanta signal to be from Susumu to reach earth and say he's trapped in this dimension after being sent thewre by the wave motion cannon and sends the earth bnlueprints on how to open the dimnension gATE, but a number of people warn that trhis might be a trap, the gov don't listen as they treust susumu as he's a celeb hero and they open the gate, only for mostique people to come out and beguin feeding on the earthlings! turns out: the moastiuquew daemons faked being susumu and used his namne to get thew earth people to trust themn and were freed from their inprisonment, soon the earth is taken over by them and humans hide back underground. then fore Space Battleship Yamato 3: I wanmmt the humans to make wave motion armor with mini wave motion generators in the suits to fight against the mosatique people and splatter em in epic combat. its also video games 16 bit on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where 2 is a text adventure like phantasy star adventure where you talk with people for and against opening the gate, and 3 is a 1 on 1 fighter where you play as a huyman fighteror mostiqie man and take on a buncha foes to get to the head of the enemy force

The Indian Fighter Review

 note; i spoell el indiano

The Indian Fighter

This is my review on The Indian Fighter froimn the distant furture year (to the Confederates) of 1955 (50 years before Transfoirmers The Movie took place)

Its dierdsctal by Andre DeToth who did the 50s House Of Wax

It staras Kirk Douglas from spartacus (Jewuish Cowboy?), Walter Matthau from The Taking of Pelham One Two Three/The Bad News Bears/Dennis the Menace, Walter Abel from the 30s The Three Musketeers, Lon Chaney GX from Mice and Men/The Wolf Man/My Favorite Brunette/Manfish, Eduard Franz from thee 49 Madame Bovary/The Thing from Another World/The Ten Commandments, Alan Hale GX from The Big Trees/Hang 'Em High/Gilligan's Island/the 60s Batman/ALF, Elisha Cook GX from The Maltese Falcon/Sergeant York/One-Eyed Jacks/House on Haunted Hill\Shane\Blacula\ the GOOD Star Trek\Alf, Ray Teal from Sergeant York\The North Star\Captain Kidd,The Best Years of Our Lives, My Favorite Brunette, Samson and Delilah, Chisum, Judgment at Nuremberg, One-Eyed Jacks, The Snake Pit, Frank Cady from The Great Rupert, 7 faces of dr lao, William Phipps from Cinderella, The Red Badge of Courage, the 50s The War of the Worlds, Julius Caesar, The Snow Creature and the 80s Dune, Harry Landers from The Ten Commandments and Thr Black Whip, Hank Worden from Sraghecoach, Angel and ther Badman, rED rIVER, tHE sEARTCXHERS, tHE aLAMO, Mclintoiick, Chisum, Big Jake, Beyond Tomorrow, Bullwhip, One-Eyed Jacks and The Music Man, Lane Chandler from the 30-s MN IN THE iron mask, and some 30s guys i never saw in anything

i never saw this b4 but its on the grit channel and i wanna review something

So after credits and cienmascope widescreen, hay, ben hecht did this,  we get color and muyisc by franz waxman

th names are in handwriting as they have no souls

so its weidescren but fixes it as this chick starts taking off her clothss  and we see her braless bvack

kirk comes by on his horse and an arrow nearly hits him and the indian who firwed it sez next time hed ice him

kirby is friends with the indians bro but indian dont want him therehis name is grey wolf and he has a bro? isnt that Monster Rancher?

so tyhe kirk sucker goes by and the naked chickk hides and kirk goesd to the indian village and brosez he thought kirk was dead and hopped that all the Whites would kill each other in the civil war

if i said that about rwandans, it would be "offensive"

or the cartels in drug wars

or inidans in india

or asians in ww2 or korea or nam or laos

so bro is the leader and dont want people on his land to hunt for Gold and will exdcute people for going on his land

the kirk soccer wants to take the White men cack to face White justice and is gonna leave but stays for a meal as he sees naked chick but shes wearing clothes

bro shows kirk the gold but wont tell where he got it as it wont bring back the buffalo or fix the envioronment

actually, you could pay people to breed buffalo and raise em and clwan the area

money can be exchanged for goods and services

so later the non naked chick is at the eater and kirk takes off his shirt and goes to the water and follows her

easy there weinstein!

so he sez he saw her mom clean her when she was a kid(woody allen no!) and he makes out with her woc with out consent!

she gets away but ron jeremy douglas follows and grey wolf sees him and goes after him

non naked hick goes to her tent but kerk stays outside with a knife  like a creeper

this is turning into bad svu

therers GOOD svu?!

i like the grain and film style in this, it looks like an 80s direct to video mobvie liek AXE

later these indians wrere trading gold for whisky but said no kore and one of the guys hunting gold shot him when he attacked

the indians go on em and kirk finds the busted whiuskey jar

they catch 1 ghuy, walkter maghharow and grill him saying they were just hunting and the indians attacked him

kirk wants matthao for a witness but kirk has to fight to win him back

what is this?! yugioh?!

synchro summon; hot red nova dragon archfriend!

so kirk coccor i mean soccer gets on a horse battle with spears weith an indasin, then uses getter tomahawks

theres some ninja monves of horse jumpingh or crawling aon em and kirkj restrains the foe and dont finish huim

card gamers on morotclyes? morte like sowrd games on horses!

kirk wins and leaves witrh the msattao and bro sez he's gonna be at the fort tomorrow to see White Mans Justice

so later the kirk is going arcoss the dforrest and talking about how kirk slugged mathow

then they hear a sound in the woods, then look andf a 9 foot sasquatcjh coems out, grabs mathaos head, and cruches it in a spray of blood and bone and brains

jk really maothoa sez he and his partner was gettign gold from the indians but it tgrickles down and his partner shot the guy

so kirke goes back to the American AREA AND in the fort, whih is probably gonna be attacked, and the guys diont like yankees and indians

but are ok with kirk after hearing he killed indians and the people worry about the dangers of indians

to be fair, in canada, many native people are murdered, and its usually by other natiues

also for thousands of years, the indians killed each other on North and South America until The White Man came and for a few hundrted years, killed some

so later kirk goes to the head guys and the head says the indians scalped a guy,m so kirk brings in matyhao and sez he is the man they siad was salmcped

kirk sez its settlers who trade whiskey for gold and its not the indians who are the big deal

they lock up mazthao and when kirk sez mathao had a partner they almsot lock him up, i think, i wasnty looking

outside a kid sez kirk iced more indians than davey crocket(does sasquatch count?) and is into killing indians and being a stereotypical wuild west kid

kid dont got a dad but has a grandpa and mom (is he in=bred? and mom sez her husband hgot iced in something

shew invites him to dinner and she's played by kirk douglaesses wife at the time

so later the indians come on horees(not like that!) and enter the White Base(not like that!)in the jail, mathao is n there with his partner who was in a bar and kirk caught in a scene i for got to mention and the ary guys take a p[hoto of the bro and commander and kirk

then its clearly dasy but tinyted to be darker and they are dancing

alan hale gt is tallking with a chick and a photographer shows photoes of the thing he took

and now its day again as they forgot to tint it as much

kirk dancer with mrs douglas and later its openly day again and mathao and his homie are sent free as they clasimed self defence, but if they return, it'll be sending em to bro

so the horses and wagons go on and photographer takes a shot of the scenary and tells of a time how he told mr brady in the 1st civl war how he wanted to photograph thew wehole west to get people to come and civilize it

kirk dont want it settled as its like a woman and he donty want it changed and dont wanna share it or civilize it

but lets photographer do it as if he dont otherts will

if i dont buirn down the buiklding, someone else will;, so its ok!

thats ur logic kirk sucker

at the night and not just tinted day, the people eat and sing songs

1 kid wants to know about kirks knife if he did indians with it and mom sends him to bed

mom worreis of the su but kirk sez tyhey are nio more dangerous than other folks

mom wants to have kirk settle down and start a farm, but kirk sez no ass he's not a farmer and she sez he can hunt and trap

he sez he'd not be a good husnand as in real wife, kirk douglass b0ned a lot of chick sbesides his wife

thats how aids spreads

angus hale offers to be a good apple grower to mom and the  next day time the convoy goes on and mathao thtrrows a rattlesnake at krik

but kirk blows its head off as hes just that bada55 like kenshiro or steven segal

so the convoy goes on and through the river and above em are some indias on horses a55es

the convoy goes through the hills and is in su terrritory and go uphill so they go down later

so kirk notices that guys are following him so he walks around with hard to follow editing, then sneaks offwhen they think hes in a cart

the kurk goes off into thew woods and sees ex naked chick and he tries to giuve her back her knife

he thows it in the tree and makes out with her w o c when she grabs it

she runs and he grabs her in the river and they make otu as i guess he had secks ppotion on his lips and they make otu in the water

at the camp, the gold hunters wanna find kirk tomorrow as "hes not digging gold at night(why!?)

anitsu hale wants to use buffalo fetilizer and kid dont know what that is

some indians come by and trade goods and tiems and food and its like a yugioh torunament

photographer take sa shot and the bang of the thing scares em

mathao and his droog lure in an indian to have whiskey by smacking his lips louid and holding a drinking thing

kirk tries to leave but non named chicim tierd a rope to his foot and he falls

i guess they b0ned and she whines about how hes White and she's indian(Unlike her actress) and hes moving on but her tells her he's gonna be back and has a job to do as he took the conboy tyhrough the area to see her(and b00ne)

gray wolf i think comes by and mathao got the indian drunk to learn where the gold is, even though if he's drunk he will have a harder time telling em

indian tell em but gray wolf is standign there and goes to shank the indian for brewaking the vow of tribe, so mathao and freind restrain him

gray woilf make a sound and it alearts the others and they ice him and all h-ll breaks loose like thaty guy said in the end dub of turning mecard

later kurck gets back and sees gray woldfd iced and in h e double soviet california and the camp f'd

he follows where the convoy went on and the indians in the area have their rituals for when someone gets it

so the convoygoes through a river and kirk goes by rapids and eventually an indian spipers his hoirse like hes j fk and when he coemes to ckin his head, kirk counters after faking beign dead and shanks him

kirk takes out another indian on a horse with a knife to the back in a throw and jacks his horse

he carjacked him! he's a homie!

then the fort sees the convoy returning and they get in the gates of troy before the horse is let through

later kirk comes back and they think he sold em out to an indian trap an a swarm of gys go all over him to hold him down

but an army guy firresd a shot and sez he sent for reinforcements and as commander, he decides what happens

commander asks wtf happened and kirk sez mathao and his droog iced gray wolf but commander sez they got iced

also kirk admits he left his post to b0ne an indian chick

these soldiers come in on horses but are already dead and kept up buy being tied on like el cid

imagine if the soldiers pulsated and blew apart in a spray of guts and bone shrapnel as it was a trap?

so the indians send horsdes carrying logs that drag up the dust around the area like withd w griffith in the birth of a nation using smnoke to make  the battlefield seem bigger

later the indians come by in the dust and throw fire spears in the fort and use fire arrows and fling flaming cr-p over the walls

in the battler camera man drops his camera over the wall and kirk fires at the indians which makes the men joke about himicinginhis droogs

the indians use a cart full of fire (chariot of fire?) and it hits the fort and ingihgts it

the men throw water, shich is limited when dirt is reusable and just as good, and men go out on horses to fight and tiop the burn

if this were in the 80s they;''d be on motorcycles

or in the 2020s they'd be on hovercycles

so the kirksmen stop the next fire cart (in thje burnign cart, just about to burst) and kirk gts the camera

later kirk wants to go out to try to get the indians to stop by sending out the men who iced bros bro grey fox as tomotrow when the sun in behind em, the indians will attack and end em

kirk is denied and is trold to return to his poast

he goes and talks with mom and kid and kid cheerfully says "they say we'll all be dead tomorrow!"

mom smooches kirk with consent even thoguh hes had so many other chicks and she porbably has oral aids

kirk jumps the fense and runs but the men fire on him but commander stops the shooting

soldfier sez he told commander to get reinforcements but commander HAD to listen to kirk and now they';re f'd!

kirk goes to ex naked chicks place and tells her he needs to find the gold to catch the guys and end the war and she belienves him

he goes there and finds the mathao and and homie planing to get gold and he thrtows them the item mathao had pulled off him from the fight

kirk tells em hes taking em to bro evewn if they are burned alive (f--kin what?!)

they puty off the dino might and as they flee, naked chuick wioth clothes shanks 1 of em

kirek brings in the body and the survivor to grey tolfs bro tiger of the wind and sez its mathao who iced grey wolf

kirk sez he found mathao at the gold mine and chick told him so bro is gonna end her even though shes his daughter

mathao is shot with a flaming arrow and bites it and ro wants tio fight but kirk tells em the Amercians will end him

also bros grandson is his kid even though krik is older than the bro

kinda like pan being older than bra but her dad and grandpa are younger than bras rents in dbgt

so the indians leave and peace is restored

the end

That was pretty good

nice color and style

good acting and writing

a bit edgier and darker, but still clean

good story and twists

Sorta like Robotech with the guy caiught between 2 sides

its well done and has some good stuff to it

oh and it has good flow and pacing

it dont drag and goes by well without having much happen

nowadays everything goes at light speed and everything happens at once

For The Indian Fighter 22, I want it to be 20 years later and the americans and indians are at peace, but the Sasquatch attack from their daenon dimension and the AmericaNS have to team up[ wit the indians as the Americands have the tech and the indians have past knowledge on the sasquatch style. Also its a 128 bit zelda like game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCybe, PS2 and XboX where you play as the kid of kirk douglas and use steam punk tech to fight through 3d levels agaiinst sasquatch areas ND BASES and into their hive where they have their daemonic sasquatch tech from before Noah's Flood

The Beast Of Hollow Mountain Review

notew; i spell almosat as accurate as this film

The Beast Of Hollow Mountain

This is my review on The Beast Of Hollow Mountain from the distant fiuture year of 1956 (50 years b4 Transformers season 03 in Amerioca)

its directal by Edward Nassour who did the Sheena, Queen of the Jungle tv show

It stars Guy Madison from Bullwhip, Patricia Medina from Mr. Arkadin, Carlos Rivas from The Black Scorpion and They Saved Hitler's Brain, Mario Navarro from the black scorpion and the american Magfinicent 7, and a byncha mexicans from like the 1800s i never heard of

i never saw this or the mst3k thing, but its only like 80 mins, so its gonna add 430 mins of adds on comet

SO IT STARTS IN A WIDESCREEN CREDIYTTS BUT A RECTANGLE AROUND IT OF BLAck bars as theyt wanted it to be cr-=ppy a55 widescreen instead of getting the whjople image

WEN GET CREDUITS TO 50s danger music and itrrs in color

then these cowbows go through this dry forest and wasteland as a nartrator sez are near ahollow mountainb and dangerous swamp with a strange animal from the dawn of creation around

eventually they find cow trax in all directions and split up as theyt dont know its a horror movie

eventually 1 guy steps in quicksand or a swampo or w/e and uses a rope on a rock, but the rope comes off and a guy saves him withhis roppe

they find a cow in the mush up[ to its beck i mean neck, but they think its the areas curse or russlers whho left it there to make em not look

then theres this town and people  just doing sh-t like a drunk guy talkking to a kid and going home

then kids throw firecrackers as the drink is on his horse and it goes nuts and he falls on his a55

nowadays these kids would use lasers on pplanes coming in

they otta be b0ned dead

so main guy helped him somehow, i think stopping ther horses, and itsa mexico chick is gay for him and hes gonna sdee her dad

so after a walk, he gets to him and they getta long  and tye tells dad about only finding 1 cow and the rest might be jecked

this probably baD mexican comes by as they talk about the ddrought shrinking the swamp and he tells the masin guy to "go back where you came from" as he's Ameerican

if it wwas reversed, they'd call it "racisdt" but its ok to hate Americans in the media

dad sticks up fir main guy and later main guy wakles up and no ones around

oh no, its the Rapture! And he duidnt repent!

1 guy is there and finds the workers quit as they fear the area

drinbk guy is milking a cow and hjs grandkid or w/e is there =, wait, thats his dad? but he's like 600 years over him!

drunk sez he'd  never have another drink, like george w bush getting off booze for decades

later this chick rides in saying the maid guy stole workers, i think the druiink and kid, but drunk sez he asked for the job anbd he needs them as no one else works for humn

cghucjk sez drunk can stayt bvut kid has tio go but kid sez he has to stay to keep drunk on the wagon

chick goos oof and sez sorry for her accusations agaiunst main guy and tthey talk with romantic string music

but whhen she gets back doiwn the hill, her horsew is goine and he gives her a riude back to town

bad guy seez main guy with chick and goes up anbd fights him but gets beat out

he tries to pull a gun but main guy draws 1st and then thery fight more

punch him in the ding d0ng

bad guy gets a stick but is beat on and they slug each other more like kenshiro vvs raoh in hokuto no ken

btw, a human bad guy and monstrer attacking isd like robotech II the sentnels with Edwarsd and the Invid

after winning the fuight, main guy gets a lertter about his cattle thiung beuing accepted and they will pay what he asks

looking upo wikipedea, i findf drunk told chicvk the workers were bribed toi leave by a mysterious guy

so later main guy is told off for fighting in a peraceful town and its rvewaled bad guy wants to buy main guys ranch b4 the cattle ships and bad guy has a lot of mexico power

bad guy talks with chick about hoiw jealoius he was of seeing her with an American as he's racist i guess

so lateerthe drunk and guysa look forcattle and main guy tells him not to go in as he might get lost

later chickk sees main guy and sez she hopes they can stay friends

bad guy dont like it and later tellls main guy he got workers that are paid better or sometyhing

just looked up weikipera and it sez the guys bad guy talked about are bad guys agents jhe sent in to sabotage msain guys thing under the cover of working for main guy

later main guy gets a letter i cant read as its in handwriting anbd only on screen for a sec and he gets kid off this horse

drunk tells kid to call main guy if hes not back by the time the shadow on this thing goes somewhere and kid dont want him to go look for the lost cows

so main guy goes to a graveyaRD and meets chick who sent him the note to meet him there

he thoughtg it might be a trick and she asks him to sell the ranch to bad guy and i think shes gonna marrty him so bad guy dont kill main guy and main guy goes off on his horses a55

in the jungle or w/e, drink fights something and shoots at it but the cr-ppy a55 antenna tv keeps queering out

kid tells them of drunbk going to the swamp and mainguy goes to see him and cant find him

oh and according to wiekdpoa the main guy was gonna sell the ranch to another mexican

oh and the film is fullscreen now as they fixed the black bars

so other mexican sez drunk isnt comming back, until he finds tyhe lost cattle, like its the sdaban dub

ur brother may have gotten away, but you wont!

so later main guy worried about kid looking for drunk and tells dad that hes going soon and dad will miss him

main guy comforts kidf who's mad he's not allowed to look for his dad, which is like saying "you wont let me jump into the volvcanio to save him"

the signal f'd out as its gonna rain soon and the antella is sh-t

when the feed gets baclk ,aiom guy is going and theres a festival but i read on wikiepea that other mexico is gonna ice bad guy

bad guy is gonna start a stampede as the cattle go by shooting around whem and he wants to have the shipment dont with his cattle

oh and theres a wedding in a 2 hours soon

so the mexicoes celebrate with fireworks and dancing and if this were today, they;d be dressed like dbz chicks and the girtls would show off their thicc heavy butts

so the feed f';d out and wikipdeoa dsez chick is having 2nd thoughts oabout the weeding and kid wants to go off to fiind his dad

oh and main guy sez bye to chick and shes bummed

so then this stop motion dinosdaur comes in and eats a cow and its feet walking in was a guy in different colored plastic rubber latex feet

the cows stampede from fear of this terrible thunder lizard and this is b4 bad guy can do his plan and main guy and other mexican race to stiop em

at the town, kid is bummed as in a scerne i forggot to mention the chick said his drunk dad bit it

ok wtf trhe movie just rewound and niow its back when main guy told dad hes going

i guiess they had to fill 2 hours with an 80 min movie

so tjhe cows get to the village and the people flee like its godzilla and run as trhe bulls chase em like spain underr the glden rule of Franco who foought the commies and feminazies

1 of bad guys goons sez he told bad guy the stampede was a bad idea and dad hears

so kid goes around the swampo looking for his dad and we get the p;astic feet following him and he sees it

kid goes in the swamp and the dino stempos in, but backs off

kid ruins home and dino follows and chick and kid ruun and hide inside as it walks around

it busts in the wood house ands main guy sees annd chick poskes at it with a sztick that reaches the ceiling

it bites the stick and main guyt fires on it and runs and blows a blood hole inits face

chick and kid run and maiin guy heads to the hills as dino follows

he hides  in a crevaSS And sneaks around as bad  guy comes by with a gun on a horse

main guy wairns him but he dont listen and falls off the horses a55 and runs and jumps in thev water

chick and kid come by with horses and he takes one and tells get to get to towbn as he goes to save bad gy

he gets him on da horse and they get to a cliff anbd they slide down it on horse but horse falls

btw good use of not showing the wounded side if the face so they dont gotta keeo drawing it

the monster slides down the slope and main and bag guys hide in a cave as it reaching in

they shank it but it grabs bad guy and i thoink iced him

the townsfolk come by and fire on it and it goes backa  guy gets  msin guyt and rides him bacvk and main guy purt bad guys body in the cavce

he has a roppe and fgoes into the swamp  and lassoos a tree and hangs from it

then throws a knife in the creatures face as it comes fior hiom, he climbs uop the rope and swings back and forth, tio get it to reach for him

it eventually falls in and sinks back to h e double soviet california

dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he found an undergroiund river and was flushed back to his hollow eartth home

the end

that was pretty good

you dont see the monster until the end, klinmda like jawes or spider man 03 bit for its tione its not bad

they did a nice job on the effects, esp as it had color, unliker king kong, so its more work matching

nice story and characters

its a normaL WESTERN AND  had the dunosaur come out at the end

good action, esp in how he beat it

i liked it and think its pretty good

plus there ARE stories on the hollowe earthe and cryptids seen near em, so this has some facts

although the dino was jusrt looki g for a meal and not evil, and these guys attacked it

for The Beast Of Hollow Mountain 2 I want the bad guy from b4 to be alive but crippled by his injuries and he goes to the hollow earth inside the area to find a race of kangaroo people inside who rebuild him withtheir evil tech, but in exchange, he must serve them, then goes outr and attacks the ranch witrh his syber implants like a jet pack and lazers, but runs outta juice and has to return, and main guy has to beat him with traps he plans after surviving the 1st round. Also its a 16 bit game on sega genesis, snes, tgh16, atari jaguar and gba where you plaYU AS main ghuy from the 1st movie and plan traps, then lead the bad guy to em while avbopiding his attacks.

Bullwhip Review

 Note: I spell like thart BatmAN  Beyond guy after the dr tortrured him with a power drill

Bullwhip

This is myt revuew on bull whip from the distant future year of 1958(40 years after i meabn before brisbane got f';d up in the Global Civil War in Robotech)

it stars the mondo cool Rhonda Fleming from Abilene Town/A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court/Cry Danger, James Griffith from How the West Was Won/The 60s Batman, Don Beddoe from Texas Acrosss The River/The 50s A Star Is Born/ The Band Wagon/River of No Return/Cyrano de Bergerac, Hank Worden from Beyond Tomorrow/Duel in the Sun/One-Eyed Jacks, and some 1900s guys who many lived into the 90s or later i never saw of

i never saw this but its director by Harmon Jones who did nothing i saw

so it starts wiuth a song and a wagon convoy and its in f--kking widescreen, but color, and i spell without the erxtra u's

then we see some indians, then elsewhere this chick narraters over her life of hunting buffalo

as the gov wanted te indians to be depwendant on them so it wioped ourt their food source

so this chick is not welcome in the mans world and she sounds like a feminazio  about whining about love being "slavewry"

im sure the slaves in this era wouild agree, NOT

So shes gotta marry a guy whos gonna get the chair, and then we see the guy and hers in jail and gives a note to a guy to give to someone looking 4 him

this mmonopoly guy tells this preobasbly main guy that cuz he iced a guy hes gonna hang, but if he marries this chick, he gets the decision reversed as its reallly self defence

also this is abilene and the chick needs a man ort she loses her estate, and monopoly guy fixed the trial to help her

if he signs this blank thin that will be filled in later, they can be married anmdditch this canndy a55 town

he consents, but its not really fully consented, and molopoly guy sez chivk dont know about his scheme

this is a bit like Dynamite from 1929 from Cecil B DeMille with a  guy gonna be executed marrying a rtich chick

wait, itsa fullscreen and as main guy goes to his cell, chicvk comes in and has bright red haiir and blue eyes and has a face kinda like Viva La VALERIE

they marry using 1st names only and sign the thing and she smooches his cheek and sez she and her kids will pray for her

he smooches her mouth with huis mouth and she good oot as he is locked back up

this indian guy guiddes her out aND SHE GOOS OOF in a cart and main guy sez to forget the note and hes gonna stay around town

but the sherrif sez to get going and theres a cart for him

main guys homie comes by and dont think main guy is a killer

main guy isnt aLLOWED HIS GUN AND AS HE LEAVES GUYS TRY TO Jf k him and sherrif get it

later chick talks with mono guy about how he rigged the whole thing for her and she wants him let free even though mono guy wanted him iced for it

she feels for him and tells mono to keep it low and leaves

mono guy meets the sniper who wants the release paper of main guy as if it gets out he'sd f;d

also he paid sniper to pick off main guy  and will paAY HIM more to end him

the shewrif got it b4 sniper could get the paper and i think masin guys homie helped

so main guy and homie race off on a horses a55 and getta way, then main guy sez he got married

he don;'t know whjo he married and then some guys on horses come iin, catch emm and take emwith em

they aint the law or the order or the svu andvbring em to this home  thaats fancy and has a suit guy who has a company

suit knows everything that happened to him and tells him about the chick who lived with the shai anne maiun guy married

she actually dont have 2 kids and is a half indian half irish who  is an indian princess who wasnt marrried b4

her dad made buffalo hude money and had to wwed to keep her dads inheritance and now maiin guy can take in the business

suit guy wants tio help him so he can get safe passage through the indian turf and he wiill meet main guy in sheridan at a hotel

suit gives main guy a gun friom the gun room as its 1`800s america and ultra manly like andrew jackson or john wilkes booth

after main guy leaves, suit guy whos a fur trader, sends the  sniper after maiin guy to keep him alive and tail him like in Beverly Hill Ninja with Robin Shou

he sez if sniper keeps main guy alive, he'd pay 5000$, the same as the monopoly guy paid snipewr

elsewhere chicjk is on a trail and using a Whip for NON sm things as the wagoins continue, their journey to the west

1 guy asks the indian whats bugging chick aftetr leaving abiline and indiasn sez to ask her

she berried her dad in abiline and is bummed about him  getting it, but she tells indian she bought his fredom but was tricked

She drives the wagons onward and elsewhere, main guy and homie are cooking and sniper comes by and makes nice to him buit is known to be an allerged horse theif

homie doint triudst him but main guy does and sez hes looking for work in an area that mai guy has connectuons in

Soo then chick comes by a pack of indians on horses in war paint and use ninja hand signsa to communicate

chick comes by a geezer chick who needs help and she syternly gives her a fwew horses and men to take her back to abiline

main guy comes byand says as hes the husband, he gets a stake in the company, buyt she dont like taking orders so she whips him and tells him to gtfo

he catches the 2nd whip and pulls her off her horses a55 and sez now the cokmpany will help the geezer

later its night and the employees warn him about his womAn and he goes in to sleep in the same area as her

she dont like it as he takes off his shirt and boots and the employees laugh

they dont b0ne and he fakes being asleep and pins her under his left arm offereing

the next day she gets up and tellls the crew shes still the boss and gets bossy but not b--chy like they do nowadays

then fires a guy for joking, but main guy sez, you'll be paid for my orders

chick sends her indian to fight main guy as we havenmt had a fist fight yet

they roll around foir a biut and indsiasn tries tio bust his head on the wagon, then they reoll more b4 a grapple , but main guy breaks out and beats his a55

the guys cheer and celebrate and raise main guy up after he won the bet battle

they go on and chicvk is like a feminazi thinking marriage will make her a slave

so shes gonna have her indian homies back her up and she goes to a mereting dressed like them and tells her indian not to telll of her marrige

thats kinmda omitting an important detail

so they hit the pipe and indian telll she has a husband and they wanna see him

the chirfs say they''ll talk wiuth the men and she can go back, which triggers her

she goes back to her cart and takes off her milky white robes and we see her back skin and theres no bra!

chick writes a legter to some guy saying she has a fugetive with her and to be ready when she comes to sheridan

he didn't really do anything wrong to her and she's gonna haVE HIM ICED for going against her?

what a feminazi!

so she fakes being nice to him and being sorry and sez she'd be a normal woman now instead of a trail boss

he talks of how the indian or the other guiy told of hert growing up and she gives him a letter saying good things that things are good and she wants to send it

she gets indian to deliver a letter ahead of them and prepare the area for main guys arrival

they kiss a bit and he goes off and she's p-ssed for some reason

maioin guy talks to snjkper who is glad he didnt deal with love and later they go on

they stop and they are days from shreidan but not kelly shreidan from escaflowne and inuyasha and  main guy talks with sniper about stuff

chick wonders if hes gonna come to her party and  her homie who was there when she grew up and wait, its main guys homie

hew sez main guy has a lteer from fthe monopoly guy judge letting him free and its always on him and she plans something as she has forgot about it

the next day we wakes up on the field andgoos in too see her b4 going out to the creek to bathe

she goes to see his man thing as he jumps in the river and she tries to steal gusa leter of freedom, but snipewr sees

she hides it in her make up box in heer waGON and  sniper peeks inside and sees

after she goes, sniper goes in and gets it and the trtailer convoy goes on

main guy and homie are gonna GO TO HER PARTY AND at the chicks place, suit guy comes and asksto team up, wait, he dont, he sezhe dont gotta as her husband might influence it in his favor

he reveals he arranged for main guy to get to her and whebn the door knocks, she comes up stairs to come down again in her low cut bright blue dress

its main guy ands homies and she givbes him the surprise; the sherrif who's here to bring him to abiline fort the hanging

he reaches for the letter but its not there and homie comes in with a gun and saves main guy

they run and indian reeveals he knew andf couldnt let her have main guy iced

honorable like a SAMURAI

as he likes buffalo, he can ber yagyuu jyuubei

chick stortms out as indian comes in and sez theres no party now

main guy is gonna go back and chick changes clothes again and is now in virgin white

he operns thre door amd sees her in bed andasks where she put the paper and she wont tell so he searxches her room

main guy looks like joxer fropm xena and he opens the make up box and she freaks out

he looks in where she put it but its gone and shes suirpriosed too and feels bad as she didnt really wanna huret him and is gay for him

imaguine if he was diabeticc and she hid =his insuliun; same thing

so then main guy is in the woods and is gonna head to Texas to escape soviet uniuon vs americican confederate and tells sniper

so in her place, indian yagyuu jyuuibei gives her food and sez mIN GUYS GONE

sniper tells main guy he gave the freedom paper to suut guy for 10 000$ and suit will use itto get chick to consent to business to save main guy

main guy goes baCK TO SUIT BUT chick sighned sometjhing, so main guy gcerumplews it as hes the master of the house, kepper of trhe in, watcher and practicioner of every sin, master of the house, children of the corn, watcher and producer of the naecro p0rne

he takes back rthe paper as its hjis and fights suit guy who pulls a knife on him

they fight through this house that looks like it should be in a silent film, and the place gets f;'d

main guy winsand smooches his wo man and indian sees and closes the door and stands guard as rthewy p[robably b0ne with suit guy beat out and probably bleeding intrernally

the end

That was well done

good color and effects

good acting and filming

nice story and characvter developments

the writing is good and the femninists evolves intio a normal woman after meeting a good man

its only 80 mins but on tv they add 40 mins of adds, then cut the credits

i liked this one, its pretty cool, and Rhonda Fleming was likable in it

For Bullwhip 2 i want it to be about the guy who tried to have main guy iced being on the riun and he wanders into the cursed lands the indsians fear tyo go, while there, he finds a passage into the hollow earth and sees dinosaurs and daemons and the movie is his survival story of growing stronger in this la blue girl/urotsukidoji style daemon world. its also a 16 bit game like nightmare circus on genesis, but better and on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the guy going through several chapters in this place and fighting monsters and making tools and eating them anmdtraining to gewt an epgrade every chapter.