Rodan Review

note; I used to spell better. no I don't care

rodan

this is my review on rodan

ooh, its fullscreen

and the credits are in English

its the dubbed version

a nRRATOR describes some island getting nuked in a nuke test

then a Japanese guy talks about a thing that happened in his mining town

then somethimg happens in the mine and 2 guys are trapped

they go in and they find Yoshi chopped up

and they don't know what did it after the autopsy

they think goro did it

when I hear goro I think mortal kombat

they go back in to find him

but something wastes em

the autopsys say 2 bit it only from shock

1 chick freaks out thinking theres something awful in da mine

this reminds me of Urotsukidoji II: Legend of the Demon Womb where Kohoki or Takeyaki went around wasting people

then big bugs attack the village

and they see a huge one on the hill

so they open fire on it

it still chops up a few guys with its claws though

then it just disappears

does it bite it?

did it escape?

bad editing

so the army comes in

they go back in the mine and find it and open fire

I think theres only 1 bug

guns don't stop it so a guy rides a minecart into it

they go in to get goro's body

but theres another big bug

then the mine caves in and it looks like that scene in power rangers season 1

theres earthquakes and this guy from some place goes to investigate

they find shigeru(the Japanese guy who talked about the mining town)

his memory was wiped and I think hes brain damaged

he starts rehab

the guy from someplace (glasses) sez he mine bug is a prehistoric insect

its always some ancient animal

shigeru has an episode looking at a picture of the bug

later a jet encounters a super sonic thing

it wastes him

also its better in the air than his et

sounds like episode 001 of Robotech where rick hunter outdid veritechs in a fanjet

later it flies around and busts cities with SONIC BOOMS

f

john hughes died

he was a US AF guy in here

not the breakfast club guy

maybe

also a volcano might erupt

and a couple got pictutes of the flying thing

shigerus gf  or sister or w/e shows him baby birds hatching and he has viet nam flashbacks to a big red monster busting out of a giant egg and eating the bugs

then he gets his memory back

he sez it as a pteranodon

even though it looks nothing like it

also didn't mothra do this too?

giant egg releasing a big monster?

only here the bugs are wat it eats

btw I heard stories of ancient greeks describing having seen winged reptiles

they go back in the mine to bust the other eggs but only find 1 piece of eggshell

1 guy wonders how an ancient creature can revive after so long

I guess this movie is creationist

a fw hundred years compared to millions

plus seeds from Egyptian tombs were able to grow wheat

or something like dat

they say the flying thing is a giant winged reptile with a 500 foot wingspan

they called it

...

RODAN!!

In japan in think its called radon

after pteRAnoDON

also volcanic stuff woke it up

oh and now it eats people

so the military attacks it with jets as it rests on da ground

hoy cr-p we're like 45 mins in

but it feels like nothing happened

rodan flies off and another one arises

the jets fight rodans but the weapons don't work

why not plow into its wing?

that can at least get it outta the air

rodan lands and its wings blow apart the place

also the military opens canon fire on it

then the secord rodan flies by and the wind busts the city

lol the closed captions say "people screaming" when rodan shrieks

then they leave

they expect the rodans are gonna hibernate so they'll bury em in rocks and missiles

they'll nuke the mining village shigeru is from

shigeru and the chick admit thier love for eachother

glad that subplot was resolved

I thought they were bro/sis or already a couple

they missile launche and bury the rodans

this goes on for several minutes of explosions

so that's where Michael bay got it from

rodan flies up but falls in lava and burns

then the other does too

shigeru sez some emo cr-p about how they died good and he hopes to die that good as well and they chose to bite it

that's f'd up

u got issues shigeru

the end

that was pretty good

nowadays it would be all cg

although most of it was just destruction

entertaining and fun

How did it fly super sonic if its the size of a building?

it just rockets around like its got a missile up its a55

for rodan 2 i'd like for shigeru to have gone mad from the brain damage and shock of seeing the rodans biting it and he tries to become the new rodan. he makes a giant mech rodan to take its place and decides to wipe out humanity to get back at them for a few humans killing the last 2. but his gf/sister/w/e takes the main gear needed to activate it and he sends his cloned rodan minions who were made from his DNA ad rodan pieces after her. oh and she uses the gear as a power boost item to turn into a costumed hero and fight them.