Bedlam Review

note; this typoes are based on once true words

Bedlam

my review of Bedlam (the 1946 ver)

its got boris Karloff and an uncredited thing of Robert Clarke (dad of Robotech and the tick actor cam Clarke)

ive wanted to review this for a while but stuff kept getting in the way

ooh its by RKO

it starts with like George Washington era painting of Charles dickens stuff

I think this is based on a true story

its set in the distant future year of 1761 in the evil land of England

they call it the age of reason

then one guy hanging on a building is kicked off by a brittish guy

this rich girl in a carriage jokes about a fata55 named Mortimer with her parrot

they stop by bedlam and its said u can pay to see crazyes

like a zoo

also someone fell trying to escape

but he was pushed(like charlz other woman)

later boris Karloff is waiting to see Mortimer

this black kid tries to look like Karloff by making bad teeth things and it reminds morty to see him

morty chews out karloffs a55 over letting that roof guy bite it

Karloff claims its an accident

wait, I think the guy was just visiting the nuthouse

this chick is displeased with falloffs deeds

so karlodd has his nut house nuts (that sounds like a band) perform for morty next week

morty has the chick go to bedlam to see the nuts cuz most people laugh at em

that's racist

when karlodf gets back he wants to write a rhyme about morty

but a stone guy/quaker has been waiting

he asks to do the work for 18 ginnyz and return 2 to him so both get richer instead of doing it for 15

but quaker don't consent

Karloff shows the chick around the nuthouse for a payment

theres whips

moaning people

and an indoor courtyard of freaks

1 weaves nets

she notices they are in their own world

Karloff sez they like animals

he shows the chick (but not the audience) mental patients who live in their own filth

sounds like a poop fetish

not that theres anything wrong with that

he has some in cages and she gets p-ssed and leaves

Karloff sez they are happy and she whips his face

as she leaves she has car I mean horse trouble

the quaker helps her and sez since she hit kroloff hes gonna f the nuts

he gives her some optimus prime advice on the crazys needing rights and being people

she sez she don't need kindness to her fellow man and books it

shes either gonna change or bite it

later morty has a party and lols at a nut playing reason in a play

another guy sez its not right to use people like this

also I think hes gold coated

reason struggles and bites it

the brits laugh

the chick stands up for him but Karloff sez its his own fault

she books it and Karloff has another nut sing

later she chats with the quaker about life and cr-p

later Karloff chats with morty about how the chick wants the nuts to be more comfy

Karloff gets morty out of it by saying it would cost him cash

She tells him off and they bicker

just b0ne already!

she ditches him and books it

later the chick's furniture is taken back by morty

later morty finds shes selling the bird she trained to bash him

but hes gonna buy it back

this other chick flirts with fata55 morty and sez she likes big strong men

sounds like she has a strongfat fetish

after word gets back that buying it back wont work, Karloff wants to commit her to bedlam

typical England, lying to ruin good people

later the quaker comes in and morty tries to have a deathmatch with him

but just falls on his fat a55

later the chick Is living with the quaker but sweeps up for him

later she meets with morty and Karloff but she turns down their offer and smacks klarloffz face

so Karloff twists morty to have her commited

she is given a hearing (which I'm surprised at as England and soviet Canada aint good on real people having rights)

she sez she knows her alphabet from a to ZED(not a real letter)

a bed ced ded ed fed ged, hed I jed ked led med ned o ped, q red sed, ted u ved, w x yed and zed

they have her committed for not selling a 5 shilling parrot for 100 ginnyz

if that was in REAL money i'd know if that's a good deal

later shes in the nut house

they're gonna b0ne her dead

its sorta ike Abashiri family how Kikunosuke went to paradice school but it was a prison

morty gets back da bird and teaches it new tricks

I'm surprised he don't try to b0ne it

he IS English lol

later the quaker comes to see morty but the black kid sends him packin

later a cockney guy gives quaker the info on her being in bedlam

in bedlam the nuts keep saying her name cuz someone outside heard it]

quaker comes in but is denied entry as he has no arms and cant give em to the guard to keep em outta the inmates hands

typical England, twisting the rules to oppress good people

later he gets in somehow (I think through a shipment of stones) and the crazys freak him out

man those are some ugly a55 brits!

he calls to the chick but the crazies repeat her name so it takes a while

she wants out as the nuts scare her

he tries to make her being afraid of crazy people seem like shes as bad as Karloff

if he had to spend time with those freaks he'd hate em too

later quaker talks with a printer to see some guy named wilkes (like from gone with the wind)

but hes out so he gotta wait

in the nuthouse she gets to know the less insane nuts

they play cards with pretend money

its kinda nice to see people playing make believe

like that star trek ep where they act illogical to bust robots

1 guy has chains and they bug him so she goes to get da key in the dark crazy place

she finds a guy chained up and in a metal thing

hes probably dangerous

but she gives him mercy by tearing hewr dress and using cloth pieces to soften his chain burn

also a trowel she dropped is taken

Karloff comes in and mocks her over her wanting to reform bedlam

he agrees to fund her cleaning up the dump

later a guy wants a crazy to write his homework but its taking time cuz they're cleaning up the place

they have a flipbook animation and a guy sez the chick is like an angel brightening up their lives and helping those in need

Karloff sez he has a new 1 roommate bedroom for her

but its got a maniac in it

she don't wanna and Karloff sez its proof the weak must be ruled by force (how English) and the quakers words of love and peace are cr-p

so she goes in the cage with the maniac

hes gonna b0ne her dead

shes nice to him and he stutters

later quaker talks to a guy about the Karloff and settling his a55

in bedlam 2 nuts are arguing over a small thing and the chick helps

Karloff offers her a "cure" to "help" her but she don't consent

so hes gonna do it anyway

the nuts grab him and she takes his keys

his screams are unnoticed as everyone screams in bedlam

a guy (I think wilkes) gives her advice to get out the window

also other guys tried it but bit it

but she can do better somehow

Karloff begs for help but 1 guy sez hes a judge and tries him

the maniac nearly drops her but helps her on the roof

the crazys have a trial and want him b0ned dead

she goes to the quaker church and sez hes gonna bite it

so quaker convinces her to try to save him cuz his evil is a mental illness

at the trial Karloff plays the victim card and sez he only did it cuz he was afraid

and he wont punish em if they let him go

they find him sane (which normally means guilty) and are gonna let him out

but he gets a head shot and they think hes dead

so they hide him in a wall and seal it up

weird how these nuts know how to make a wall

as they put the last bricks in he wakes up

when the good guys arrive they cant find him and the nuts sed he booked it

quaker notices the wall and puts it together

but the chick convinces him not to tell as it would only bring them bad

rather than reveal the truth, he lets them get away with it to get the girl

the ending text sez in 1773 they got a good hospital and gave the crazys better living stuff

the end

that was pretty good

karlodff ids good at being evil

I liked the way they did things in here

not much horror but good atmosphere and feels

plus the b/w was well done

for bedlam 2 I'd like for the Karloff to have made a pact with a demon for the power to get out and is being kept alive by black powers. he rubs his way out of the wall by eroding it with his hands (which are demon powered to be undamaged) and once he gets outy he b0nes king George to turn him insane. with the king insane, the people follow him blindly as they are devoted to the regent at all costs. soon they let the crazy's run things and anyone sane is locked up and b0ned until they go nuts. then they set their sight on japan but joining japan is napoleon who wants revenge for them turning his home country of not france into new Sodom as they have rampant b0ning and drugs and cannibalism.