Pulp Fiction Review

note I never saw this b4 so theres gonn abe tyopes from me watching and typing

oulp fiction

this is my feview on pulp fiction

it starts with a dictionary definition of pulp

then a blonde couple talking about banks and robberies

one guy did= it with a cell phone saying he';d wack a chick if they didn't give him cash

and it worked

then he chats about robbing other places as they are insured and its ok

once they jacked a booze store and jacked all the customers wallets

they make out then stick upo the store

then we get opening credits

by quention tarentino

with Samuel l jackdson and uma thruman

ooh cving rhames is in this

and Christopher walken

and bruce willis

and phil lamarr

man theres a lot of 70s music

in the 90s the 70s were retro

the in the 2010a its the 90s and 80s

ewwwwwwwwwww

john Travolta

him and sam Jackson are driving and talking about Europe

they have beer at mcdonalds in france

and cuz they're f'd by the metric system they cant call it a quarter pounder with cheese

cuz they dont know what that is

purvurts!

then sam jacket explains what a tv pilot is

one guy gave someone a foot rub and some homies sent him off his 4 story house

do they have storys in the metric system?>

or is it also f'd up?

they go into some apartment saying they work for a guy who foot fetished the chick

the guys are eating cheese burgers

sam jacoki tries a burger and liks it

oh and phil lamarr is in there

he calls a guy "flock of seagulls" cuz of his hair(which means this might not be 70s)

the travola gets the apartment guyds cash and sam kickin caps the flock of seagulls guy

sam kicnjign asks the burger guy if he knows who the foot fetish guy looks like and after some back and forth he caps burger guy in the arm

sam jcikin quotes the bible and him and Travolta waste him

then we get bruke wiliins looking at the camera and someone offscreen talks

he gives bruce an envelope and we see its the foot fetish guy giving him it

oh hes bribing hi to throw a fight

then Travolta and Jackson come in

but the foot guy is gone

wait, they';re in the background

after a clash with bruce and john, john hugs the foot fetish guy

then 2 chicks are talking about piercings

john Travolta is there and goes to see a drug dealer who looks like macholoy culkin

later Travolta comes home and his woman left him a note

his woman (uma thruman)chats with him over the intercom and it takes him a bit to figure it out

uma does blow as Travolta drinks booze

both are bad

then uma comes down with a camcorder and interviews travolata

she sez theres 2 kinds of people, beetles and evlvis fans

and no one can like both equal

that goes for anything

coke and pepsi

sega and snes

Yugioh and magic the gathering

mcdonaids and bugarking

she asks a buncha questions and stops after him saying if he was archie he'd b0ne betty

they go to a fun center like DZ discovery zone(anyone remember that??) and theres a fake elvis singing

I think its also a restaurant

they eat in a car table(a table in a car)

oh I think its a 50s diner

she orders a 5$ shake and Travolta whines

then they smoke

they just came back from Europe

she tells about a tv pilot she was in

its like a p0rn0 power rangers

she lets hi try her 5$ shake and he loves it

its gonna fatten em up

butter lard and cream

she goes to the toilet and does more blow

they talk for a bit and eat burgers

they talk about the foot fetish guy

wait

foot fetish guy threw the real foot fetish guy out the window

foot guy is Antwon

marcellis is the guy Travolta works for

hes now called boss

and it was uma who's feet foot guy b0ned

antwion is who I call foot guy

and uma is boss's wife

then uma and Travolta get in a dance contest

Travolta dances cr-ppy

uma has some style

this is like in the dbz movie the dead zone where Gohan got drunk and had that weird phantasy thing

after they get home they have the trophy so the other dancers mustve s-cked a55

then uma dances to I think 90s ish music

this isn't a movie

its a buncha music videos and the comments below

then uma does more blow

but it breaks her brain and she vegetables

this is what happens when you do drugs

travolta drives her as he calls his dealer on his cell phone in the car

driving on a cell phone?

in the 90s it was ok

the dealer don't want Travolta bringing her there but he does so anyway

why not hospital?

he has to adrenelin shot her but he never did it b4

see u in h-ll junkie

they argue over who injects her

Travolta sticks her like a pig and she wakes up and is ok with a needel in her b00b

he brings her back and asks her not to tell boss(not the ham ham or the Mazinger guy)

then Christopher walken is a war vet and talks to his son about a watch from his grandad who was in ww1

its been in the fam for ww1 and ww2 and viet nam

walken had it in nam and after getting caught he kept it in his a55

Christopher walken in vet nam?

its the deer hunter all over\

then brce wilise does a boxing match offscreen and someone bites it

I think willis iced the other guy and skipped town

but boss wants him wasted

in the cab ride hes surprised he iced the guy and this soviet chick driving is into him cuz of it

wait, shes mexicany

he phones a guy and finds the money he had bet made it

he goes to a hotel and pays the soviet chick not to tell

his woman is in ther and she ants to be fat

well, just have a gut

and shew wants to show it off

then she presses her normal tummy on bruces face

this is some fetish cr-p right here\

the next day bruce cracked a rib and his woman thinks its from b0ning

he jokes about her being ret-rded

they wanna go to mexico and he teaches her Mexican

he sleeps but wakes up screaming to a motorcycle war movie

he gets outta bed and adjusts his parts

his woman talks about all the food she wants to eat

fat a55

bruce freaks out about losing his dads watch

he was the kid christpoher walken had

he then busts up the place

she left it at the apartment

ten he cools off

but wants to go back and get it

dumba55

its an item!

he goes back and makes no name brand pop tarts

also he finds a big gun

then travota comes out of the cr-pper and bruce wastes him

see you in h-ll Travolta!

just like with carrie

bruce wipes the gun(unlike how tavolta didn't wipe his a55) and leaves

what about the watch?

he drives away and listens to a 60s song

as he crosses the stoplight thing he sees the boss and runs him over

then his car gets hit

after they wake up he chases bruse and shoots at him(hitting several guys)

they get to a redneck store and bruse is gonna waste boss

but the redneck saves him

then ko's bruce and makes a call

when the bruce and the boss wakes up they're tied to chairs with p0rn0 gags and the redneck soaks em in gas

a redneck cop comes in (is that matthew mcconehey?!?)

he plays eenie meenie minie mow and chooses boss

he takes him to a back room and I think hes b0ning him

bruce gets free and is gonna leave but goes back after going through several weapons

he settles on a katana

he cuts down the redneck and is gonna get the cop(named zed)

wtf zed!?

like lord Zedd from power rangers!?

but boss blows cop redneck away with a shotgun

hes gonna torture em dead

yeah cuz 2 bad guy fighting is ok

and lets bruce get away free

he also dont want anyone to know he got a55 b0ned

wyf quenton Tarentino?!

you made this film

everything that happens in it is cuz quenton wanted it

he anted to have a guy getting b0ned in the butt

bruce gets zeds bike and goes back to his woman

they drive off w/o helmets

nowadays guys would go up the a55 over it

then theres a flashback to the flock of seagulls guy and a guy in the back that we never knew about has a gun

gun guy comes out shooting but all shots miss and Travolta and kacking cap him

jackin thinks its divine intervention

they drive with phil lamarr but Travolta accidentaly shoots him

they stop by tarentinoes place for coffee and hes malcontent over the corpse of phil lamarr

jacking calls boss (ving rhames) about the dead phill lamarr

one guy gets a phone call and Travolta is white and jacnkings is black

a Charles Bronson looking guy comes in to organize the clean up of phil lamarr

Travolta  jackon get nude and hosed off to clean the blood bone and brains

they get 90s clothes and the Bronson guy swaps cars with em to drive the cars to where the body gets take care of

theyre eating breakfast and Jackson wont eat bacon cuz pigs are dirty

Travolta mentions dogs eat their waste and jackon sez he wont eat dog either

they talk about Acts of God and Miracles

and Why He did so

jascon sez after he delivers the case to boss hes gonna walk the earth like Kenshiro or violence jack

then its the 1st movie scene and Travolta goes to take a dump

the couple sticks up the place

they take the owner hostage and jack the register

then decide to jack the customers

but jacksons packin heat

hes gonna get the bosses briefcase

he opens the case and its not revealed whats in it

but its beautiful

then jackon grabs the gun and holds man robber at gunpoint

his woman is going mental but jaxckion is cool

he don't wanna ice em but don't wanna lose the case

then Travolta comes out and gunpoints her

jackon has man robber get jaxons wallet out

he gives man robber 1500$ and sez hes letting him go

then tells the bible quote

then gives several interpretations on it

the robbers leave and so does Jackson and Travolta

the end

that was actually kinda good

weird, offbeat and fun

good 90s with some good parts

for pulp fiction 2 i'd like it to be set in the late 90s and samuel l Jackson and the robbers are living on an island when the boss comes back for em. he wants Jackson to do work for him involving an aids vaccine needed for protecting the troops from aids based weapons that's gonna be used in a coming war. its gonna be used against the boss's island kingdom he won after a fixed boxing match with a dictator and the big guv don't want the boss to run things. also the island has various extinct animals the guv wants to wipe out to promote the lie of evolution and turn people against the bible. so Samuel l Jackson goes through several mission based levels to get the pieces to a code to get the access to the aids vaccine. its also a sega genesis/ snes ninja like game with you as samuel l jackaon but you use guns instead of shurikens. actualy, make it; he found the island with the magic item in the briefcase.