Riot On Sunset Strip Review

note; I maY Spell like it but I don't do drugs

riot on sunset strip

this is my review of riot on sunset strip

I never even heard of this film until seeing an add for it on TCM

so now I'm reviewing it on TCM

best channel on tv

few others have silent films and bad 70s black guy movies

they had riki-oh a few times

so after logo's for orion and American international, we get a city in da 60s

the cops are enacting a curfew of druggie teens

a narrator sez its California and the youth are being a problem

in the 50s teens were wholesome

now they're junkies and purvurts

at least they aint violent commies like the 2010s teens who beat people up for not siding with em

then we get opening credits of hippie teens singing in some beatles wannabe band

narrator sez the story starts in a normal high school

some teens get together and theres a new girl in there

the teens go to the sunset strip to party at a club called Pandora's box

the item filled with all the worlds evil?

sounds like a nice name for a club

what next? dante's inferno?\

narrator sez da teens have bad clothes and hair

wait til the 80s

afro mohawks

and leather

so teens dancing are at this club and some band plays 60s music

the main teens are at a table and blonde guy puts either drugs or booze in his drink

the manager takes the drinks and they call him a Nazi

f==kin teens

its always nazies to em

later some teens ge arrested for breaking into a place and smoking chronic

and they think they're victims

at the station a mother tries to get her 5kank daughters arrested

wtf happened to these teens?!

in the 00s I went to a catholic high school and didn't know anyone who b0ned or did drugs (1 guy later said he did)

later I went to a slummy school and it was like a prison

so this high rank cop s interviewed and they wanna crack down on teens

he explains peaceful and unlawful assembly

also his daughter might be the new girl

later some malcontents I mean "protesters" walk down the street with vague signs

these dumba55 teens never know what they want

my left wing, pro commie, pro gay, pro animal rights, pro drugs, pro pedo, pro choice, pro gun control, pro assisted suicide, yet oddly pro mus lim, friend sent me a link to the occupy movement

I didn't even know what, if anything, they were hoping to achieve

good thing those losers fizzled out

at the club theres a fight and the cops arrest the main teens

when they drink the teens they find the flask

at the station the new girl stalls to give her number

a pink outfit lady picks her up after she called her

I think she's using a fake name

the blonde teens dad dumps all over the cops over not going after "real" criminals

new girl walks home and her mom b--ches at her

high rank cop talks with his man and his man's woman over arresting parents over kids crimes

high rank cop is divorced and he hasn't seen his woman or daughter in years

the cops wife (in a pink outfit b4) sez he saw his daughter (new girl) who was arrested at the box

and her dad is the last guy she'd go to for help

the next day the teens are chatting and say getting busted for cew is like the measles (you cant get it 2x)

new girl leaves em cuz her mom is hard on her]

also shes a drunk

kids think its worse than chronic

both are dangerous

later responsible business owners are p-ssed at people who open slummy places for teens to hang out

manager who took the drinks sez it gives teens something to do instead of staying at home watchin tv

I never went out to partys as a teen

high rank cop sez they could use riot guns and grenades but they're just kids, not dangerous anarchists

nowadays they're both

some civilized speaking teens try to use diplomacy to legally extend the curfew from 10 to 12 on Friday/Saturday

ones a collage student

later new girl gets home and her moms drunk and trys to get sympathy from the daughter

they otta snap her arms/legs to keep her from going out and getting booze

and give her coffee enema's to get her body something else to be into

new girl hears on the radio something and calls the main teens to bring her to the strip

at the club these other beatles wannabes sing some song without emotion

I think theyre on drugs

if my kid did drugs, i'd beat them outta him

then enema him til he was clean

at the club the teens arrive and meet herbie, a rich a55 movie star's kid

I think hes a purvurt

we dancing 1 guy slugs another guy and the manager breaks up a fight

after another band plays, the main teens go off to do drugs

new girl seems hesitant but the dark haired teen brings her along

high rank cop and his main man talk about how the responsible business owners want the malcontent teens out of their area

sounds right

the main teens and their new homies go to some high class house and put on 60s music

herbie and his droogs takes acid drugs

he takes new girls coat and offers her drugs

just say no!

she does

btw I don't think herbie took the acid drugs yet

if my kid did drugs, i'd sell him to the monkey house and let the monkeys b0ne him!

herbie gets a drink and puts drugs in it

he tells new girl its a diet drink and se has some

1st, diet drinks are worse for you

2nd; well, that's the end of her!!\

new girl starts getting undressed

hope she don't eat anyone

this homie in California or w/e took bath salts, got nude, and ate a homeless guys face

the cops told him to get away and he just snarled at em

good thing these wernt brittish cops, cuz they had guns and took that monster out!

the homeless guy survived, but his eyes were eaten

and they say drugs ae a victimless crime

so new girl acts weird for a bit all spacey like the chick from the opening of the cabinet of dr caligari

man theres a lot of long scenes of just people moving to music in this film

she starts wiggling around and moving weird

its also in slo mo

herbie gets her upstairs

I think he's gonna b0ne her

oop, hes getting nude

she ez no but the drugs make her make out with him

then he b0nes her

good thing this isn't the 80s

or she might get the aids

after his b0ning, he lets his homies take turns

i'm surprised they didn't all have a group b0ning thing

the cops respond to a neighbor complaining of their loud drug party

high rank cop and his main man go to keep things kosher

as if the kids are high or wild enough someone could get it

at the scene, high rank cop sez to go easy on those teens cuz they're young

one teen spots the cops and they go out the back

the cops chase em

dark haired girl crawls out the window, high as a kite, and the cops carry her away laughing

high rank cop goes in and his main man comes downstairs grim

high rank cop goes up and finds his only daughter in bed, nude and on drugs

she cackles and tells her dad she was b0ned by 5 boys (5D's)(5TD's)

she blames him for his not having seen her in years

b--ch! you could've visited him anytime!

main man cop tells dark hair teen girl new girls dads a cop and she laughs

herbie comes come and the cops arrest him for raepe(as new girl was 17 and that's somehow the same as being 6)

high rank cop is bummed but his main man sez its the moms fault(it is)

high rank guy goes out to the hospital to see new girl and main his man and interviewer follow

the teens who b0ned her are in the hospital saying "what makes dat chick better than the rest of em?"'

high rank cop wails on em

he sez he couldn't help it after they drugged and b0ned his daughter

and interviewer is gonna tell everyone cuz "its news"

what is this? cnn??

high rank cop sez "what if i'd been carrying my gun?"

me; we'd have 3 less problems in our city!

make that 4! (the 3 punks, and the interviewer!!)

high rank cop sees his daughter and she goes mental at him thinking he don't care

then his main man comes by saying the sunset strip is gonna go nuts

they heard what happened at either the hospital or drug house and theres gonna be a riot

she goes mental on him for not caring and high rank cop goes

interviewer reports the "assault" of the raepists and names the high rank cop as being the once enemy of violence and once friend to teens

good to know the media and malcontent teens side with raepists

the teens have a protest and think writing rhyming signs is funny

this is why I don't do drugs

high rank cop goes by the protest and tells the cops not to be hard of those little c-cksuckers

I say they just open fire on the malcontents

btw this whole "bad guy gets "wronged" by cop and protests break out in his honor" is how the London riots started

when high rank cop gets to the station new girl is there and sane

she wants to go back to living with her dad

the riots have cooled off and the teens are gonna go somewhere else

narrator (who hasn't done anything since this film started) sez in a few years (from 1967) half earths population will be under 25

me; no wonder the 60s were so f'd up! the human brain don't finish developing until 25!

narrator; where will they go?

me; straight to h-ll!!

the end

that was good

I like how the cop was the good guy and the teens were mostly the bad guys

good color and feel

i'm not big on hippies but diss film reminds me of Austin powers 2

dat 60s

for riot o sunset strip 2 i'd like for the malcontent teens to have a violent uprising and take over California. the responsible people leave and the teens spend all their time b0ning and doing drugs and don't work or clean up. without anyone doing anything, the trash piles up and no dr's or cops let disease and killing to break out unchecked. soon California has become a 3rd world wasteland with lusty cannibal teens roaming for food and butts. once they start wandering into Arizona the Arizonans defend themselves and open fire on those animals. this causes all of California to rise up and attack Arizona. Arizona sends a tough bada55 and his female bodybuilder gf to California to set a nuke that will sink California into the ocean. its also a beat em up with one player as the bada55 and the other as his bodybuilder gf and they fight their way through druggie cannibal teens and several have fused with demons from the drug use corrupting then(they are the bosses)

From The Earth To The Moon Review

warning; my typing is as scientifically accurate as this movie

from the earth to the moon

this is my review of from the earth to the moon(50s ver)

its based on the jules verne book

my dad read me the classics illustrated comic in the late 90s

after the credits are done by looking through a book of em, we get narration saying its in 1868 near new York(new Sodom)

I like 1800s  stories and movies based on books

2 guys meet and go somewhere

one is victor(i'll call him vic after Michael vick)

later at a dinner theres more people and they are there to see something

btw this is in color and fullscreen

perfection

no black bars sodomizing the screen

the people are from a guns club

vic sez he has the secrets of the universe

one guy thinks hes into black arts

aka Yugioh

vic sez they made a lotta cash off the war but w/o it they need a new source

and he has a plan to get em new weapon orders

he has a thing called power X that can fire something across countries

thus every gov would want one

and power x is so strong it can destroy the world

is this synchro summoning?

it f'd the planet in Yugioh 5ds

vic wants to use the stuff on da moon

as in shoot at da moon and the burst would be seen from earth

didn't this happen in sonic adventure 2 (battle)?

is power X the chaos emeralds??

vic is pumping his whole fortune into this cr-p

one guy sez vics like Columbus in 1492

elsewhere, George sanders is working on something for general Robert E Lee

a guy asks sanders not to have a duel with vic

oh and sanders is a hero to the south

he and vic have a yugi/kaiba or Goku/vegeta or coke/pepsi thing going

sanders made the hardest metal ever but it couldn't survive vic's blast

the unstoppable force vs the immovable object

the vic stops the duel and sanders (his name in Nicholl) prays to The Lord for help

then we get Nicholl going on a tirade against vic about vic being the bad guy with his power x that can nuke a city

Nicholl made a suit of super armor harder than anything b4 it

this is like sega vs Nintendo

each trying to one up the other

vic accepts

they set up the duel

but instead of Yugioh cards they see if this piece of super metal (cho-tetsu) can withstand power x

is power x antimatter??

it can wipe out a city so... maybe??

btw if it can take out a city then why are they in the area?

get miles away and remote that sucker!

vic sez to get to the bunkers but Nicholl sez its gonna be ok

they fire

son of a b--ch!!

it took off the whole hill!

Nicholl is horrified by its destructive power

later vic has 7 plants making this stuff

well... there goes the planet

it had a good run

well...

kinda

btw this may be historical to us in this future century

but jules verne made it for the present

his present

like power rangers being 90s

vic makes a cup of power x and it can take out manhattan

maybe working with something that strong isn't meant for man?

later vic is at some reveal thing and a major gives him a letter

we don't see it but he goes to see the president

I think its Ulysses S Grant

maybe grant sez the non American countries are worried vic's experiments might go wrong and nuke em

vic sez its gay to stop progress cuz it might be used for war

and it might make earth a paradise

didn't that happen in Urotsukidoji?

maybe grant sez to not have a charge in the cannonball (which defeats the purpose of doing it as they cant tell if it hits or not)

and 22 countries say its considering America doing this an act of war

typical big guv stopping hard working citizens from achieving their full potential

also grant was a yankee so that makes sense

he stops his work and everyone thinks hes a fraud cuz he didn't fulfill his thing

theres an angry mob after vic

at the gun club a guy tries to get da truth outta him

they offer vic 4 million + royalties for power x

he declines and sez no one will ever get it

better take a drill to your brain like in Pi

or go out with all remaining notes and product like in Godzilla 0001

later he works on stuff after the gun club turned on him

he brings a piece of Nicholls armor thing that was fused by the test to Nicholl

the Nicholl super metal (glass and metal) can be used to survive firing and friction to let him go to the moon

Nicholl plans to go to the moon with him and nicholls curvy blonde daughter thinks they're nuts

they make a giant gun and bullet to shoot themselves to the moon\

how American

also nicholls daughter is into some guy

shes worried about them incase firing themselves in a giant gun might go wrong

oh and her bf is going too

his name is ben(like ben Cameron from birth of a nation)\

the into the bullet and into gas chambers which slow their heart to 5 beats per minute to reduce shock and help them survive

also the gas chamber tubes spin

holy cr-p that's spinning like a beyblade fast

after a long countdown the chemical x asplodes and the bullet fires off

once far enough into orbit they come out

wait, how would spinning em fast make em slow beat?\

the walk around despite being in space and look out the astrodome to see da moon and stars painted on the background

they have booze and Nicholl is kinda grim

the gyroscope goes f'd and they have gravity issues

this could be used for training in higher gravity to gain strength

its revealed Nicholl sabotaged things to make people fear vic's power x

then these a gas leak

they find the blonde chick in a space suit

shouldn't the launch have iced her?

if not, what was with the spinny thing??\

shes ok and sez she came cuz she worried him and ben wouldn't come back

shes got esp

turns oit the bullet is boosted by rockets that fire in order

Nicholl took out a metal thing and it f'd it all up

they gon aspolode

he did it to save the world

vic gets on a power suit and connects 2 hooks on tubes with sparks

but Nicholl screws it up

blonde sez he decided to nuke the bullet cuz he was jealous  of vic

he attempts to justify himself saying its for the best

she tells vic sorry for her dad and he meant well

hey man, sorry my dad tried to waste ja. he didn't mean it. we cool? homie?

she sez if they gon bite it, at least they bite it cool by getting nuked in space

vic sez if theres anther space flight it should have a chick on it for bravery

spoiler; that don't happen on the alleged moon landing!

they land on te moon I think

they wait to blow apart and vic and Nicholl leave the blonde to b0ne ben

after b0ning, they talk for a bit

nicholl sez vic only wanted to use power x to get rich

and sell it to all countries

but then the next war would wipe out da urth

vic sez with everyone having power x there would be no next war

and countless lives would b saved

and now they all gon bite it and its nicholls fault

they notice the earth and moon are in different places

turns out they only hit an asteroid

the reactor goes mental and electricity beams burn the walls

Nicholl saves vic by shutting off the reactor

thechange their speed and are heading for da moon fast

the Nicholl knocks out the ben and puts the blonde and the ben in a part of the rocket to return to earth

vic smokes a cigar on a space ship(like captain gloval and his pipe on Robotech)

the reactor goes and the rocket hits the moon and the burst brightens the sky

cool moon shots of going over the surface

the news gets word of it and plan to say it was all faked and vic is alive somewhere

blonde and ben survive as the rocket part they are on came off

vic sets off flares on the moon to show hes still alive and made it

but its on the other side of the moon and its meant to show blonde and ben they live

what if blonde and ben were asleep?

at earth gun club guys disagree if vic made it or faked it

they ask one guy who sez he deals in imagination

hes jules verne

what a twist

the end

that was good

I mean after Robotech we got higher tech sci fi

but this was a good period piece about retro sci fi

good story and acting

I recalled some stuff from the book almost 20 years ago

put this on the history channel

its actually good

for from the earth to the moon 2 i'd like it to be about vic and Nicholl on the dark side of the moon and finding space demons living there. they use their wits and science to evade them while waiting for ben and the blonde to make another ship to rescue em. turns out, they had a space ship built b4 incase the 1st one got f'd. no. it was the prototype ship and its not known to be fully working. also the space demons on the moon want to use vic's power x to wipe out da urth. then in from the earth to the moon 3 I want the space demons to have remade power x from the remains of the space ship and are sending troops with power x blasters to wipe out da urth. but the countries have banded together to ake power x powered suits made of nicholls super metal and its an all out war between humans and moon demons. also several countries have betrayed earth to fight with the moon demons to gain power and status as the new rulers.

Rattlers Review

note; my cousin has a pet snake. and shes a little girl!

rattlers

this is my review on rattlers (1975)

after a cheesy title for the company, these kids go out to the canyon b4 dinner to check out a skeleton

are they necroqueers?

are they gonna b0ne it?

b0ne da bones!

they gotta get back b4 dinner

I notice the lighting changes a lot

sometimes its sun bright

other times not

they climb over a ledge but don't notice the rattlers in the area b4 they are inside

they fall and the snakes b0ne em dead

the end

for rattlers 2 I want the snakes to crawl up peoples a55es and control em

jk

this snake specialist is given 200$ to check out snakes

one guy at the university he chats with sez he's gonna stick with birds cuz they don't attack

spoiler; Canada geese assault people

nuke Canada

those geese gotta go

birdman does experiments to stress out birds and finds they eat more under stress

our tax dollars at work

next they might find fat people have bigger butts

the janitor accidentally hits a snake cage and a cobra gets out

the cobra nears birdman and snake dr tells him to hold his a55 still

snake dr does snake kung fu to catch cobra and cage it

he should use his ki to control the snake

the sherrif brings in snake guy sez a geezer was covered in snake bites

then he shows them the kids

we don't see em but I think the snakes ate their eyes

btw this is LA

needs more rotting streets and purvoes

snake dr sez its not uncommon to find up to 100 snakes together

also snakes don't attack sleeping people

rattlers anyway

and horse hair rope wont keep em out

snake dr and sheriff go to where da kids got iced

they hear rattling and sheriff gets out his gun

he nearly caps snake guy

they find blood but no snakes

elsewhere on a farm a teen finds his dog dead

good

to quote a black guy

I got 1 less problem w/o u!

the dog was black btw

he goes in da barn and hears rattles

he thinks its dad and the rattler gets him

he drops a lantern and the barn goes up

the snakes get in da house and theyre everywhere!

mom freaks out

once when I was like 4 I was on my grandpas farm and caught a garter snake with my bare hands

I showed it to mom and she ran inside

be a man!

snake dr gets a call and sez he gets 10 days off for spring break later

wait

that's 5 weekdays and 2 weekends

does he get Friday of too??

mom goes to the sheriff and he sez snake guy is in charge

oh I think shes teaming up with snake guy

I'm not sure its the mom though

just a chick cuz all movies need one now

snake guy don't want her but sheriff sez the feminazies are up their a55 over gender equality

in other words; hiring people over genetic traits instead of skill and character

they go to the hospital and she b--ches about how men have it easier

she criticizes him over being a man and he tells her a55 off

I prefer bimbos over feminists

they are happy, fun, attractive, and like men

the opposite of femninizts

they interview a guy about his getting bit

oh the guy was a plane guy

wait, glider

they go next to the place his glider went

later at a hotel a female has a repairman fix her water heater

if this were a p0rn0 she'd try to seduce him

repairman goes under the house to fix it and the snakes get his fata55

she makes a bath with oven heated water and gets in

we don't see her t-ts

the snake that iced repairman goes up a pipe and in he tub

she freaks out and bites it

the next day I think, the chick tells her backstory of being the 1st of 7 kids

her mom worked but it was rough on her

she don't wanna give up her career but wants a family

when my mom started working I hated it

I had to eat lunch at school with those c-cksuckers in my class instead of going home for a home cooked meal

and less walking home and back made me fatten up

snake guy uses locations of other attacks to find a fort is near all the attacks

they go there and go up to meet colonel stroud

wasn't that Jamie lee Curtis's chick name in Halloween 01 and 02?

colonel sez he lost men to snakebite

why wasn't there a snake themed 90s show?

we had street sharks, ninja turtles, battle toads, extreme dinosaurs, cyboars, biker mice from mars

h-ll the troll dolls had a tmnt thing called stone protectors

but no snakes??

that's racist!

turns out the army guy who bit it had a girl and went out to meet her

snake guy asks col stroud for a chopper and he consents

the chick stays behind with the army dr to get info

also army dr is straight and likes the chick

then she goes out to look for cr-p

snake guy in chopper goes to look at sites with a pilot

pilot sez a month ago he had a mission to bury a container in a mineshaft and under concrete

the chick is taking pix and hears rattles so she books it

as she drives he hears rattles and pulls over and gets out

an army guy helps her but finds nothing

sake guy goes to see col stroud but hes busy for several hours

if this were the 0s he'd have a Gameboy

but he gets let in anyway

he confronts col stroud over whats in the mineshaft but styroud don't say

btw stroud sounds like a texas

snake guy goes and tells chick of it

she jokes about b0ning the army dr

also army dr is into biomed

she took pix of forbidden buildings and can develop em at night

remember film?

col stroud asks pilot about the trip he took with snake guy and tells him to keep it on the downlow or he'd bust his rank and a55

at night shes doing film and she sez she sensed something evil after her

also at night 2 army guys drink and drive a jeep on patrol

a tire blows and they think a snake did it

then a snake gets 1

he opens fire as the other guy b00ks it

then an army guy wakes up snaske guy at 4 am to check out the snake victims

both of em got it btw

they check the bodies but we don't see em

I assume they turned inside out

they go to the site of the incident and find tracks of many snakes

the only time they in groups is to defend a next

they find a thing to a mineshaft and go in

they find some snakes and try to get away

they get out and go to a fancy place for a date

wait it might be a dream

also I think they b0ned

I should be paying attention

instead of looking up tommy wiseau

they wake up in the tent and its surrounded by snakes

the snakes get in and they kick and nail em with a stick

then an army guy guns em

col stroud wants to see em

col stroud is burning papers and army dr confronts him

the thing they buried was a chemical meant for war or something

also some containers went to the ocean and army dr sez when it rusts through its gonna f the sharks and orca

also army dr was drunk and caused someone to bite it and col stroud used this to keep him under control

but hes had enuff

army dr locks them in so col stroud caps him

when snake guy arrives a general sez co stroud ran out with contaners

the chemical was meant to be nerve gas to make the enemy ice eachother and the good guys can come in and take over

col stroud was in charge of it but after it ended he was sent to LA to be with it

col stroud is fighting da army with grenades and guns

but he gets blown apart in a fire blast when his grenade goes off or something

later snake guy and the chick are returning and apparently she was bit but is ok now

I think they're a couple now

they drive away and the camera shows the mineshaft and rattling happens

the end

that was good

nice 70s horror movie

low budget but they did the best with it

I like how the feminist turned non-malcontent and the army was good except 1 malcontent

for rattlers 2 I want it to be where the ocean gets infected with the poison and it turns giant 100 foot long squid nuts and they go around eating whales. its from the squids p o v and its an underwater slasher with huge squid hunting whales like serial killers do teenagers in 80s films. also its a 16 bit sega genesis/snes/gba game where you play as squid and you hunt huge a55 whales in various places and work your way up to bigger badder whales until you fight the bloop (a whale the size of the Eiffel tower that made a sound heard once in the south sea) 

The Nanny Review

note; this isn't the 90s show about that jewish chick
the nanny
this is my review on the nanny (1965)
it stars bette davis who was the rotted hag in whatever happened to baby jane
ooh its by hammer studios(the Christopher lee Dracula guys)
it starts with kids at a 60s playground
ewwwwwwww
its widescreen
gag me with a spoon
bette davis walks through the park(its black and white btw(that's racist)) and carrys some box
she goesw to some home and a couple is disgruntled
the moms crying and dad trys to help her
man bette davus is a rotted hag
she looks like a bad crossdresser
ewwwwww
the couple are brits
gag me with a spoon
the dad yells at the mom cuz brits aint manly enough to smack em
she tells bette shes afraid her boy was away from her too long and wont like her
as da boy is returning home after a thing
mom don't feel up to going somewhere so bette davis goes
mom has viet nam flashbacks of her daughter
the head of the school sez to dad that you gotta be able to tell the difference between kids healthy and mental phantasies
he also sez the boy joey (joyey jeremiah from degrassi jr high) isn't normal
the cleaner walks into joeys room and hes hung himself
she freaks out but he was faking it by having another rope around his torso
oh dat crazy kid
headmaster hears of it and sez joey hates old ladies
his dad takes him home and he refuses to sit with bette davis
she might rot on him
on the ride home joey sez he hated the cleaner cuz shes like bette davis
but davis tries to play nice with him
at home joey is given a room but he wants the small room and moves his cr-p over
my wisconsion friend would like the mom
he likes not ugly brit chicks
spoiler; there aint many!!
joey wants to do things on his own but mom wants bette davis to do it for him
ur candying his a55!
dad acts like joey is normal
his dads kind of a d-ck
no emotion
brits never evolved that
or souls
jk
evolution is fake!
dad talks to joey as joey makes a noose
joey wants to be independent but dad sez bette davis was his joies moms  and aunts nanny
he looks outside and theres a stairway on the building side
weird
I think I saw this b4
or to quote Zelda
strange, it seems somewhat, familiar
later mom and joey talk with a chick and she sez shes got health cr-p
I think its the aunt
they reveal after grandma bit it and an accident, nanny stayed with em
is aunt is scared she might bite it
joey asks if bette davis has the same condition
this kid sounds like a serial killer
at dinner btte davis (nanny) made dinner but jorey don't eat it
dad sends him to bed w/o dinner
mom has emotions and dad sez stop
whart a d-ck
later joey sez theres no key in the bathroom door and he wants a bath
just turn the thing in da knob ja dink!
mom isn't feeling good but joey sez if its not fixed he wont have a bath
then don't have a bath ya c-cksucker!
 don't need one every week!
joey makes nanny swear she wont do anything
is this a child mo les ter movie?
is bette davis gonna b0ne him??
as nanny brushes moms hair they talk and nanny sez it gon be ok
joey locks himself in his room
what if theres a fire?!
later joey sees a girl on the fire escape and they talk
they bet faegs over if she has a b4
at 1st I thought it was currency but then I remembered its smokes
they talk and he reveals his sister bit it and hey blamed him
he goes in to get smokes and dad sez hes going out
joey eats dads breakfast and nanny sez she made it
joey sez he knows she wont poison the dad
I just wanna say that in all these movies its never the one who looks crazy being the bad guy
its always the one he suspects that's the rea bad guy
joey and girl drop a flower pot on a milkman and he tries to beat joey's a55
but nanny tells milkman off and saves joey
joey goes to girls apartment and sez he'd have ratted her out if it would help him
they talk about the nanny and he sez he can prove shes scare-able
he puts a doll in the bath and leaves the water running
when nanny sees it she has an episode
mom gets slightly mad at him cuz brits are wieners but he talks his way outta it
nanny makes steak and kidney pies and puts a J on one of em
EWWWWWWWWWW
steak
hamburger is better
if you have to cut it up its not worth eating
gag me with a spoon
at dinner they eat pie but he wont eat it
nanny sez he was in the kitchen but when joey calls her a liar mom flips out and sends him to his room
wtf
punished for saying something true about someone?
what is this?!
Canada!?
well, it IS England
might as well be Sodom
nanny feeds mom pie and she gets food poisoning
she put aids in the pie!
you ever hear of an AIDS burger?
its with an aids carrier takes a needle and injects his aids blood into a burger and cooks it.
then he serves it to you, you eat it, and get the AIDS
dr asks joey if he put anything in her pie and nanny finds poison in joeys room
joey sez if hes left alone with nanny he'd run away
so they get the aunt to come by
so what if he runs away?
let him!
learn him some manners!
he might get b0ned by some homie!
aunt takes sleeping pills but joey tries to talk her outta it
kinda defats the purpose of having her come over
oh yeah, they took mom to get her tummy pumped
imagine if they hooked a hose to her a55 and pumped her pipes full of butter
joey plays checkers with aunt
joey makes nanny swear not to come in
you know, cuz killers have honor
brit logic; law breakers obey the law
its why they have unarmed cops
in America everyone has guns
in Canada the cops and crooks have guns
in England only crooks have guns
so something scares aunt (I think a dream) and she freaks out
but nanny saves her
wait
it wasn't a dream
joey was wet and said nanny tried to hold him under the bath water
so she slaps him
joey goes to chat with the girl
joey reveals years ago how nanny went out when not supposed to and his sister saw him playing with a knife and said he'd out him
joey told her to play with dolls and she did... in the bath tub
doll falls in, she goes in and hits the thing
nanny comes back and comes in to the bath tub
joey sez she iced the sister
nanny sez joey did it
they believed the nanny
joey and girl talk about frying nanny with x rays as they have an x ray thing
joey reveals after sister bit it, nanny bathed her like she was alive
and joey didn't trust her after dat
so they sent him to the school
dr returns and finds joey in his place so he sends him back to nanny(hes the girls daddio)
joey sets up cr-p in his room
later aunt wakes up and finds nanny by joeies door with a pillow
aunt realizes nanny was gonna suffocate joey
and she poisoned the mom
nanny denies it and when aunt gets too stressed she bites it
it takes a while though
and nanny keeps her from her smelling salts
nanny dabs her face with a moist cloth and reveals she took a taxi to some place the day the sister bit it
she went to see this chick who was biting it
oh its her kid
and the daughter was preggers
with an illegitimate kid!
and she had it killed and her body as damaged by it
this gets worse and worse each thing they add
what next? she ate her kid?!
if its not considered human life then its not cannibalism to eat
as many chicks eat their placenta
so this shock snapped her and when she got home she turned on the bath w/o checking it
she thought sister was alive but really she bit it b4 nanny got back to the tub
after hearing that awful story the aunt finally bites it
nanny comes after joey but his ropes he rigged up alert him of her coming
he runs but slips and knocks out
nanny carrys him to the tub and throws him in
as she holds him under she snaps and saves him
she goes and collects the pictures of the family
then joey reunites with his mom and they somehow know everything
the end
that was pretty good
it keeps you guessing a bit on who the bad guy is
it uses good editing and the b/w art style is a nice touch
plus its not gory
but England rated it X cuz they s-ck
for the nanny 2 i'd like for her to be on trial and its a court case about her mentalness. she goes in and out of her mentalness and she sees crazy things and alternate things to reality. turns out, her mind was shocked by her dasughters awfulness and it weakened her barriers between her and reality and she became unhinged in a Schrodinger's cat thing where she can see the other world where things are ok. during the trial she weakens reality and various abominations from other realities come in and start wasting the courtroom and she becomes a walking dimension distortion.

Charge Of The Light Brigade Review

note; I play Yugioh but this isn't that card

charge of the light brigade

this is my review on charge of the light brigade(1936)

its got erol Flynn and Olivia de haviland

ooh Michael curtiz did this

it starts with a dedication to the officers who fought in 1856

then says this guy who wrote the poem was important

ooh Donald crisp is in this

then it sez its based on actual events but some parts are made up

then more text saying something about brittish lancers

not the brits!

they're the bad guys!!

errol Flynn leads men on a mission

a horse busts a leg and they ice it

nowadays they'd make it look bad for it

one guy nearly shoots a bird but errol Flynn sez its property of the ruler of the area

the highest rank men meet the ruler

he remembers errol Flynn

btw one guy is called Charles Barclay(not barkley)

so the ruler's dad got payment from brittish taxpayers

but now hes in charge and they need a new deal

one guy sez a falcon once busted a lambs back

get the myth busters

later they go on a leopard hunt and ride elephants

nowadays some animal supremacists would b--ch about it

animal rights?!

what next?!

plant rights?!

Donald crisp(I think) takes a shot but missed. so the ruler caps the leopard

an elephant he's riding goes nuts and drags the ruler

another leopard nearly gets him but errol Flynn saves him by capping the cat

hes thankful

later its 1854 in Calcutta

Olivia de vaviland talks to errol flynns characters brother

there a love triangle between them

after like 40 secs of talking she leaves

then some high rank guys talk about a mission

errol Flynn is sent on a mission to deliver horses to the black sea

that's racist

errol lfynn reunites with his bro

the high rank brits talk about how the ruler is doing stuff the czar is doing

then theres an 1800s party like in all these 30s-40s films

erroland Olivia dance and chat

they switches partners with bro and sez she hasn't gotta chance to tell  errol

the ruler arrives and hes got a Russian count with him

I like how these guys have those frilly shoulder things like Michael Jackson or zeches merquise did

olivoia and bro wanna tell errol about their love

but her dad comes in and tells him to gtfo fro being with his brothers fiancée

her dad is a colonel and threatens to misuse his army powers to make bro suffer

ad tries to get Olivia to go back to errol

but shes totally gay for his bro

she dances with errol and hes gay for her

later bro tells him hes and Olivia are in love

errol gets p-ssed at him

bro sez the f with the army and errol

later errol sez bye to Olivia

he sez bro loves her but hes still into her

then he travels by horse's a55 to Calcutta

they mention turkey wars with Russia and the English and French (being the bad guys) side with turkey

we done shots of them leading horses around the wasteland

then wasteland warriors attack and the take cover and fight back

errol has a plan to drag a thing by horses to raise dust to look like reinforcements are coming

also he knifes a guy and takes his clothes/scalp and wears em for some reason

the wasteland warriors book it and Flynn riding in warrior clothes gets shot at by his own guys

but it missed

after his mission he passes by his bro

both get sent on the same mission somewhere

errol don't believe Olivia loves bro

he arrives back at or from Calcutta and tells of being attacked

the higher rank guy sez there were orders not to fire on anyone

wtf England!?

an army not meant to fight?!

that's as dumb as unarmed cops!

errol Flynn teaches a kid a weird salute

he finds Olivia has returned home b4 he arrived

some people talk about which bro she loves with her'

bro comes by and talks with her about how she really loves him

shes gonna tell errol soon

they smooch and it fades to the next scene

did they b0ne?

later Charles barklay sez the ruler is preparing for an attack

errol sez to attack 1st as the ruler knows about England gonna war with Russia

I prefer the czar over the queen

although I'm polish and both countries hate my kind

but back then Russia was good

later they get orders to do maneuvers

I don't know what that means

errol sez his area is undefended with the guys on maneuvers

but they have orders and that's more important than common sense or logic or reason

they di maneuvers to "put up a display of force"

I've played nobunaga's ambition and find sending all your troops isn't good unless ur desperate or super confident

errol Flynn chats with Olivia about gayle olde englande

she almost tells him her thing but right that moment, an attack happens

we get a good shot of distance and men scrambling

oh and of the attacking force ridin in with many horses but dust behind em to show theres more than we see

like d w Griffith in birth of a nation

they battle and are overwhelmed

so they fall back to the barracks and pick e off as they climb the wall

looks like they're f'd

oh f theres women and children in there

they're gonna get f;d dead

they have plenty of bullets but little water

and its warm

well, it IS a wasteland

they need help from the forces sent out

at night the moon hides behind clouds

1 guy gives errol an item

errol goes out and hides on the ground between cloud moon shots

why don't they have a secret escape in it?

like a hidden tunnel or back way out?

he sneaks out but gets capped and falls in water

the next day the enemy troops are gone

but someone comes by

its guys from the ruler

they want a truce and errol

wait wtf

I thought errol bit it

oh it was Randel who bit it

ruler wants to spare errol cuz errol saved him

they chat and he wants em to surrender

erol don't consent and goes to tell his commander

commander surrenders (what is he? french?!)

man theres a lot of phallllic pillars holding up the walls

and they look circimcized!

real d-cks have skin

like real faces have noses

the brit forces put the injured ad women ad children on boats

but the rulers forces go j fk and sniper em

errol tries to save olvia

then the ruler takes over the base

errol and Olivia need to get reinforcements to save the women and children the ruler is b0ning

btw the ruler is called the khan

like Genghis khan?

he b0ned more chicks than anyone!

makes errol Flynn look like bill gates!

they get back to another base and get reinforcements

at the taken over base it looks empty

so they go in

they find everyone iced

in the real version they were probably chopped up and b0ned

so text sez that England went to war with Russia (who would totally kick englands candy a55 irl)

Olivia hears bro I think ids headed to battle

she talks a bit but I wasnt paying attention as I was reading about Phineas Gage

later some high rank guys talk about what to do

errol writes an order to send the light brigade to some place

he sez he wants his men to fight to avenge the base of the kids b0ned dead

but the higher rank guy sez no and for errol to deliver the letter to the light brigade

errol goes kinda spazzy and seems to snap

he recalls all the people b0ned dead

good acting btw

he changes the order but I can hardly rrad it in that squiggle rapper graffiti style hand writing

changing orders?

I'm surprised hes not drawn and quarted for that

the guy he letters to is glad to get the order and actually might be the guy who surrendered I think

errol has his bro sent off to hq to keep him outta the fight

btw errol survived the attack b4 by order of the ruler

errol gives a mel Gibson speech about avenging those who kill women and children

oh and ruler is working with the Russians

bro delivers the letter and the guy he gives it to sez the light brigade is fighting Russian artillery and are done for

so bro is sent to try to save em

the loight brigade crosses a valley and charge

the Russians blow em apart with cannons

and theres cannons surrounding em

but they keep going

huh, they really killed horses to make this

just like they really kill crabs to make sushi

the light brigade breaks through and figfhts the Russians

ruler caps errol flinn and errol Flynn spears ruler

then we get the brit flag waving and words saying to honor them

the guy who gave the real order is issues cuz for giving the order to fight

he rads the letter the bro gave and its errol confessing to faking orders

the order guy burns it to protect Flynn\

the end

that was pretty good

btw Donald crisp was olivias dad

I liked it

and I hear its popular in japan

plus I heard in the transforms the movie (1986(the GOOD one)) they wanted to kill off season 1 and 2 toys by a charge of the light brigade attack of them getting blown apart

what they did was good too

I liked this despite its brittishness

for charge of the light brigade 2 i'd like for the kahn guy to have survived but his stomach was removed and his esophagus was connected to his intestine so he has to eat a lot to get the nutrition. he turns to eating people and starts capturing people from other places and devouring em alive so he can get more nutrients. soon his cannibalism makes him the most feared man in the area and it starts an uprising for thre people joining him to avoid being eaten. they go around capturing more areas for him to eat people and soon England has to pull out cuz they cant stand seeing their men being eaten alive by him(he makes one captured guy watch and sends him back to tell).

Mary Of Scotland Review

note; I'm not Scottish, i'm Slovenian!
mary of Scotland
diss iz ma review on mary of Scotland (1936)
its got Kathrine Hepburn(who I'm not fond of) and Fredric March (from the 30s Jekyll and hyde)
its by john ford who is usually great
I've never seen this b4
but
I like historical films and rko so this looks like it might be good
ooh its got Donald crisp and john carridine
Donald crisp was general grant in birth of a nation
after long scrooling credits we get text saying in 1500s England some cool thing happened
the brits bow when the queen comes in
In America, all men are created equal
but 1 chick, the real successor of the throne, is coming over
and shes coming to Scotland
so the queen wants her men to get her on route to Scotland
also they wanna fake it being pirates so the queen wont be blamed
just like with daiana getting iced by the qween in da 90s
I usually say englands been the bad guys for 200 years
turns out, its been longer
so the real ruler arrives and thanks the Lord for letting her make it
I like her
the true ruiler's brother is told of her coming
apparently he rules Scotland
he tells his unelected lords who are the real power of scot land, to stfu
then he bows to the true ruler
btw his name is jimmy stewart
I call him jimmy now
they reminisce on their childhood
then meet the unelected lords
she sez its been 13 years since she left and will rule the best she can
the unelected lords wanna remove the foreigners but the italiano guy is her homie so he stays
but the unelected lords don't support her being catholic
and jimmy is working for another faith
she doesn't bend to their hating her faith
what is with this catholic hate? is this tumbler? cnn? yahoo??
her husband, the French king, bit it
so she can marry now
but they want her to marry some homie they choose
arranged marriage?! what is this? the 1500s?!
she tells em to get f'd
the unelected lords b--ch at eachother over who they side with
that was 20 mins btw
it flew by
later a buncha scots come by cheering about liking her and wanting to be free
but 1 malcontent hates her for being French
and having it easy in france
a quick wikipedia search sez hes john knox who hated catholics
that's racist
they drown him out with bagpiping
the true ruler takes time to listen to him and hear his side out w/o censoring his malcontent hate
and sez other regents might execute him for saying it but she wont
but he still hates her
its tumbler all over again
for the 1st time
the queen gets word of the true ruiler and is kind of a b--ch about it
she wants to declare war on Scotland and beat the true ruler despite all thre good people biting it that she don't care about
also I hear she may be illegitimate
a bast-rd
does that work for chix?
later this fruity guy tries to see the true ruler and flirts with 4 chicks
hes trying to turn straight
hes also been promised something in return for going somewhere
the queen sez if the true ruler marries some dink then the true ruler will be seen by the queen as the leader of England
if you eat this garbage, i'll let you keep your Yugioh card I stole from you
true ruler tells the queen to get f'd
later the true ruler is gonna marry someone but this guy who likes her tries to talk her outta it
I think its jimmy
she agrees to marry the fruity guy
after the offscreen wedding, fruity guy gets up the a55 over his being king
also hes drunk
some guys are plotting something
I'm not sure
I was reading a wikipedia article on rectal prolapse
later the scots come in to get her italiano homie
she wants him to get a fair trial
they just shank him and throw him out the building
I think the fruity guy did it\
the scots force her to sign a full pardon for their assassination
she sez no and she gets word someone she likes is coming
she signs it b4 they waste him too
fruity guy sez he only did it cuz he wanted her back
oh I forgot to mention she wouldn't b0ne fruity guy
if u don't b0ne him hes gonna turn
she wants to escape with him
later she b0ned the fruity guy offscreen and had a son
while the queen has no womb and the scots and unelected lords se had wack the italiano ae banished
uncle jimmy gives the new boy a claymore from his and his sisters dad
fruity guy returns and his son freaks out
he can sense the fruity guys black ki
fruity guy is going mental over the true ruler not liking him
maybe if you didn't wack her homie she would
also maybe stop being so fruity
oh I think they're living out of a secret base
later fruity guy wakes up and sees gunpowder sparking along da floor
the whole place goes up
john knox gives a sermon about hating the guy getting blown apart
I think her son bit it in the burst
later trure ruler and Fredric March (who I think I mixed up with jimmy)have a romantic moment
they see a shooting star(dragon in attack mode)
they go on about their back stories
she marrys Fredric March and jimmy (I think) snaps a sword on his leg(not possible)
oh and theres uprisings in scot land
but the malcontents are 5x as many as the true rulers forces
strategy can make up for that
oh, Fredric March is the guy she liked who she signed the pardon to save
Fredric March agrees to leave if she gets to keep her rule
just like with yuria and Kenshiro In fist of the north star
oh and jimmy leading the uprising
later the jimmy orders the true ruler to sign the cr-p he sez and to make him high rank
she sez no and is imprisoned
meanwhile, Fredric March wants to fund a freedom force to beat back the malcontents
go to Portugal
they're good catholics
the jimmy makes himself regent as true rulers son (who I thought bit it) is new king
true ruler asks for help from brit queen
if the scots rebel now, the brits might later
brit queen sends her a ring but plans to do nothing
she also hates rebellion
good thing for America
btw queen Elizabeth 1 reminds me of freeza from dbz
later true ruler (its mary btw) is taken to England but is taken prisoner
oh and Fredric March is imprisoned in Denmark
and he bites it
true ruler is put on trial for trying to take the English throne
she cant even face her accuser as the queen is there symbolically(her items on a chair)
they have fake evidence against her
but she has hope for Fredric March to save her
they have a chained Scotsman tell her Fredric March bit it
she gives up and lets them execute her
after praying, she sees the queen in her room
queen feared true ruler was gonna take the kingdom she didn't own
true ruler sez the queen isn't even a woman
is she a hermaphrodite?
its la blue girl all over again
queen b--ches about her cr-ppy issues like it excuses her ruining the true ruler
queen sez if true ruler renounces her rule then she an live
true ruler tells the queen to get f'd and her son will rule England
after praying one more time she gets executed by the brits
b4 she gets it, the camera pans up and thunder sparks
the end
that was good
john ford does it again
its over 2 hours and worth it
if you like films set in the Castlevania days, this is  good one
even Hepburn like likable in it
for mary of scotland 2 i'd like for her son to have been raised to be another dark ruler but an angel appears to him and cleanses his mind of brittish nobility and he returens to his true self of being a good scot. he uses his new wisdom to redirect funds and forces to his own gathering to plan for justice. eventually he wears a tomato based outfit and leads attacks on England in key points to weaken the queens control and regain jewels that keep the brits bound to her will. its also a 6 bit platform action game where you play the son and go through levels fighting brits loyal to the queen and beat the loyalty to her outta em with high tech gadgets from bible times and collect the jewels to stop the queen. also the queen has the black master jewel that gives her demon powers and lets her fight on par with tomato hero and have black magic attacks.

Madam Bovary Review

note; is this French? I don't do French!

madam bovary

this is my review on madam bovary (40s version)

I think I saw it b4 a while ago

its about a strpper or something

I keep thinking of Yugioh season one with mai as madam butterfly or w/e in the virtual world

this stars Jennifer jones from duel in the sun

ooh, henry morgan from mash is in this

its by mgm s its probably gon be good

in 1857 a book is found to be offensive the censors want silenced

just like korea, chi na, Germany, ussr, Australia, new Zealand, Canada, cuba and England

the prosecuter wants it banned for the title hero being a bad influence

the author sez its deeper than just good or bad

like Urotsukidoji

also shes based on real people so it should be ok

then the author tells the story of the book

emma bovary b4 she met her husband and became mrs bovary lived on a farm with her dad

then mr bovary came

oh hes a dr

like dr light and dr wiley in mega man

emma (not the blonde malcontent from degrassi next gen) is nice to dr b and they get along

btw is in in france

oh dr is there to look at emmas dads leg

author talks about her hopes and dreams

sounds like sailor moon or wedding peach

also emma went to a convent to learn about cr-p

also this swiss seamstress sang love songs and let them have forbidden romance novels(p0rn0es??)

she dreamed of being a high status chick in love with a cool homie

kinda like those Disney movies

after the convent she went home

and that's where the story starts

later dr b gets a home in yonville and they give him a garden for his woman

but hes not married yet

so emmas dad is almost healed and dr b asks her to marry him

he lets her know hes not flashy or rich

but shes gay for him and they marry

at the wedding the frenchies are loud and obnoxious

oh and they get drunk and lusty

I think they're b0ning eachother a lot

me;if my kid drank, i'd sell him to a 5KANK!

sailor venus; well... i dont have much cash... but isnt there some... OTHER way i could pay for him????

they move in and this guy sez he kept the homies from having a reception for her

shes happy

oh and he sez the place they live is a dump

i'll call him proto after protoman from megaman 3 cuz I don't know his name

so emma don't like living in a dump

her expectations of a fancy like were too high

she tells dr b she wants to give the house a make over

she blows a lotta cash on expensive cr-p for her home

typical chick

shopping with her husbands cash

while her husband works hard for his money

later she has a get together with some homies and plays piano

he party ema goes mental for some reason

also she wants a son

and has issues about feeling enslaved

cut to her after pooping out the baby and its fully dry w/o any amniotic fluid(uterus  juice)

its a girl

she starts watching the hood and timing everyones daily actions

this is getting kinda serial killer

dr b is content living there in peace

but she wants more

like the little mermaid

weird

I was just looking up her voice actress on Wikipedia

shes catholic

like me

emma notices theres a party coming

the marquis is coming

the marquis de sade?!

he was like the Castlevania version of the guy who wrote the human centipede

so the bovaries go to the party and dance

what about their kid?

did they eat it?

the guys play pool in the backroom

dr b isn't comfy with it to the dance

I assume they were b0ning in the real version

btw proto is really named leon and has been growing closer to emma

man this dance scene has been going on for a while

wtf they start breaking windows

dr b tries to dance with emma but she books it

at home leon/proto goes up to see emma and tries to b0ne her

but she runs away

leon/proto's mom comes by and sez leon/proto is going to paris

hes not coming back

is he getting put to sleep and this is cover?

so later theres a science thing at the village

people b--ch about a man holding emas arm

they go into a building and talk

in the real version they might be b0ning

she stops making out with him when dr b gives a speech about science

the only good science is creation science

later a scientist / pharmacist is whining about his dumba55 teen helper who brought a pan from the lab that might be filled with poison

emma comes by and talks with him

later emma wants her husband to do leg surgery on some guy but he knows its beyond him

so she gets whiny and acts like shes a victim

he goes to do the thing (harry morgan from m*a*s*h* is the patient) as the pharmacist eggs on harry saying it will make him better

after hearing harry say he wants to dance with the girls, dr b cant bring himself to do it as he knows he'd f it up

harry limp runs away and everyones p-ssed at dr b for not risking crippling a guy

later emma has been horse riding and returns home

I think she was out b0ning a guy\

dr b tries to talk to her but she goes upstairs

later shes chatting with the arm guy about wanting to spruce up his place

they kiss but I think its really b0ning

he sez hes gay for her and its revealed he had a lot of chicks b4 her

hes got mementoes of em but she makes him burn em

that doesn't undo the crotch diseases you might've got from b0ning all of em

emmas daughter doesn't like emma and freaks out when emma holds her

she can sense her moms purvursion

later her and arm guy wanna go to Italy

that's where napoleon is from

later she kisses her daughter bye and is gonna go to Italy with arm guy

but he goes w/o her

she goes home and finds the arm guy left a basket of fruit with a note

she runs upstairs and reads it finding he ditched her a55

she starts freaking out and nearly jumps out the window

but dr b saves her

dat 5kank went nuts!

he brings her to her room and tells her he still hasn't read it

then he burns it

hes a good man

he respects his 5kan wife

even if she cheeted on him with guys who had lotsa chix

if this were today she'd have da aids

so shes like a vegetable and months later is better

later they watch a play and reunite with leon/proto

she fights with him in a hotel room but they make up and b0ne

later dr b's dad bites it and some guy tries to use emma to get his cash\

also emma has burned through a lotta cash

dr b returns and she tries to get him to sign cr-p

proto/leon finds the estate isnt worth anything and swears one day he'd bring her to paris

later the guy who wanted his attourny powers comes by and reveals he sold her power of attourny and home dee or w/e to a guy

she insults him but he counters and beats her dead

jk

he really tells her off and sez shes worse than him (spoiler; its true)

she takes it hard despite being all full of p-ss and vinegar when bashing him

if you cant take a punch, you shouldn't throw a punch

she to da guy who owns her cr-p and hes gonna tAKE IT and sell it to pay back debts

but he tries to b0ne her instead

unlike the other guys she b0ned, she don't wanna b0ne this one and runs

oh and he knows of her b0ning all those guys

she runs to proto/leon for 1500 franks but he reveals hes just a clerk

they public auction her place

she he goes to the italy guy but he turns her down

she kisses him but he pushes her off

he sez he dont got 1500 franks for her

she breaks into the pharmacist and steals some arsenic

she goes home takes it and dr b comforts her as she bites it

if only she was happy with what she had

instead of trying to grasp what was beyond her reach

oh and b0ning all those men

btw she still could've came back and risen up from not having cash

Donald trump recovered from several bankruptcies and became richer than ever

plus her husband and daughter needed her

what a b--ch

suicide didn't help anyone

the husband and daughter are where they'd be w/o her seppuku-ing

only w/o her

the priest gives her last rites and she bites it

the author sez truth is needed and even if the law tries to make the truth illegal it is still needed

sounds like words the liberals need as they deny truth like rappers do drugs

text sez the author was acquitted of all charges and a century later his book is a classic

the end

btw Vincent Minnelli directed this

that was pretty good

good acting, writing, and art

editing was well done

and it was fullscreen

no black bars

I liked it

classic 1800s story

fore madam bovary 2 i'd like her daughter to be a bada55 teen who everyone thinks is a sl-t cuz her mom b0ned all those guys. she goes around Europe fighting werewolves and wearing some kind of battle bikini for easy movement. also her dad has gotten into the supernatural as he needed cash and one experiment he did turned people into werewolves and now she and her dad (with magic cr-p) go across Europe fighting werewolves and after wastying em, the humans are revived free of their disease. they use silver weapons and the boss of each level is a werewolf with a power gem that once beat, blasts a wave that un-werewolves all in town. its also a 16 bit beat em up on sega gensis and snes and one player is the daughter and the other is the dad(dr bovary)