The Green Slime Review

note; I don't wanna spell right! nyaaaaaaaaa!
the green slime
diss iz ma review on da green slyme
I never saw this b4 so this will be a new experience
wtf, its in color?!
didn't expect that
ew, its widescreen
it starts with a space station
IN SPACE!
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
they're doing some probing around venus
that sounds 18+
then something happens up there
they find an asteroid
and its heading for earth
then the title and credits
with a cool funky song
wtf toei did this
they did dbz and sailor moon and saint seiya and fist of the north star
they wanna blast it outta the sky
wtf, general rankin?!
like, rankin bass?!
they also worked with japan to make those Christmas things
theres only 1 man who can do the mission to bust the meteor
he accepts
they have 10 hours to save the world
I love the old school style of the sets and effects
so classic
u can tell its miniatures
and it looks better than modern cgi
the main guy rides a long rocket to the asteroid
it looks like a phallllus
he goes to the space station (not the steroid yet, I jumped the gun)
on the space station this future chick talks to a blonde guy named vince about how the main guy (jack rankin)is gonna assume command
they were friends b4
and he was the future chick's ex bf
oh and the chick has a bit of an accent and is named lisa
lisa, jack, vince?
is this Robotech II the sentinels??
the rocket goes in the space station and it looks like thunderbirds
jack chats with the vince and his men
they are ordered to accompany him on his next trip
they eventually launch for the meteor
this a different phallllic rocket

they reach the meteor and go out in spacesuits
they ride around on a vehicle and drill into the meteor
man, Armageddon ripped this off
only way worse
get aids ben Affleck
u s-ck a55
on the asteroid they find a green slime that glowz
glow friends!
its not really a slime, more of an organ
and theres lotsa em
1 slime gets on a control and a guy takes it off
I just remembered theres green slimes in shining in the darkness on sega genesis
the slime takes the vehicle and they ditch it
after all its hard work and loyalty
the spacemen get a message saying the asteroid is speeding up and they gotta blow it as 3 o clock
but its 2 40 and they cant escape the blast
they're gonna leave a guy behind but he comes up carrying the slime
someone sez he cant bring it and they bust the jar on the floor
they take off
jack has em go max speed(which they were already going 10 G's) BUT THE ACCELLERATION FORCES HIM ACK AND HE BUSTS HIS ARM
f caps lock
they use the force field and the meteor blows
ohhhh
1 guy has a drop of slime on his suit
they survive
what a good movie
mission com plete
they return to the space station as heroes
lisa comes in but they hasn't been through decontamination
jack ants to run em through x
they vince don't wanna but ack has command
he tell him to bone up on regulations
bone?!
BONE?!
they get microwaved and jack gets his busted arm treated by lisa
shes rough with him and hes butthurt over her ditching him for his best homie
they then celebrate good times with champaine(sham pane)
lisa always shows off her arms and armpits with sleeveless low cut tops
jack wishes lisa happiness in her upcoming marriage
in the stored space suits from the mission, the green slime speck grows
like with cell in dbz
jack sez vince is too soft to command
and he nearly sacrificed 10 men to save 1
and lisa don't live vince, she pitys him
just b0ne already!
a guy hears a sound, opens a door and screams
he aint gonna be in the green slime 2
when people arrive hes burned and electrocuted
they find traces of the slime
in the inside areas of the ship a guy looks around and a monster wastes him
hes also not gonna be in the green slime 2
vince and friends arrive and find his electrocuted bod
they find this weird monster on the floor and nearly kill it
but a science guy sez save it or science
vince sez save it
this should end well
NOT
they use gas guns and net guns
net guns?
like techno cop on sega genesis by razorsoft?
the things tentacles burn through the net with sparks
it breaks loose and wastes people
then gets into the vents
jack takes over
1 guy collects green blood samples
vince b--ches about how everyone thinks hes a screw up
what a b--ch
lisa sez this is the 1st encounter with space life
but jack cares more for human life and familys of people wasted by that monster
wow
this movie is smart
showing how manly toughness is better than candy a55 softness
like comparing trump to trudeau
or john wayne to jon stewart
the green blood has a high growing rate
the science guy shows how electricity makes it grow
at this rate we may need the megazord!
its an electricity elemental
the decontamination chamber made it grow
sounds like they should send the space station into the sun
jack sez men shouldn't use their weapons
in sick bay lisa opens a thing and the thing gets in
they try to get the wounded out
the guards come in and open fire but the science guy sez don't
each blood it drops can be a new thing
maybe they could use Ki attacks?
they hold it off and seal he area
in the room the thing heals itself
like carnage in spider man venom maximum carnage
also the slime blood spilled is spreading and growing
man, gremlins ripped this off
vince has he sick bay power cut off
the station ends a message to earth to say to quarantine em
lisa worries about the patients up there that need earth treatment
but jack sez if 1 drop gets to earth its all over
vince sez they gonna get the thing into c block and evacuate the people
they gon turn out the power and lure it to the area with power only there
they off the power
the many things follow the generator but some bust into the new sickbay
thy lure it out with lights on a generator
1 guy(either jack or vince) risks it to lure the things away from lisa and th wounded with a flashlight
oh its jack
I figured
vince is too candya55
jack looks done but vince saves his a55
they use a generator on wheels to lure them then switch on a generator w/ lights in a closet
they off the wheels one and the things go in the closet
rankin sez hes gonna evacuate c block and blow the airlock
the scientist goes back to get his research
must, risk, life, for, info!
the things bust in and they bolt
they seal the area but the science guy is caught in c block
they cant get in so vince sez to open the airlock to save him
vince goes to open it and when jack aims at him, lisa sides with him
they open the door and the science guy is fried
and the things get in
they run and something f's up and the space station blows into fire
its burning in space
man vince f'd it all up
the monitors show a few t it
but the sun heals the others
jack tells earth he wants to nuke the space station
and to evacuate and quarantine
vince b--ches about how he wont take orders from jack and jack orders him to be sent away
the things are on the escape hatch and they cant open it
vince goes to go out to deal with the things
lisa tell him not to go
vince acts the a55 nd goes out anyway
the vince and men go into space for a laser battle with the things
like alien soldier on sega genesis
maybe forgotten worlds on sega genesis
jack uses the solar generator to distract the things
vince chucks his blaster into a thing and opens fire with a busted guy\s blaster
they find that power Is too low and they need to operate the ship manually
and do it from where the things are
I just realized that blasting the things in space is more harm than good as no gravity and sun in space would make the things spread worse
jack goes off to save the day
vince returns and lisa tells him jack went in
so vince goes to help jack
this whole thing is vinces fault anyway
jack fights the things and chucks his blaster at em when outta juice
vince helps him and they set the station on its thing
then vince gets iced
as the station goes, 2 spacemen escape
the station goes up in flames
ts burning in space
btw, the things are weak to fire and spread
john  carpenter's the thing ripped this off
the station goes into the atmosphere and blows
jack is back and ok and I think vince bit it
they return to earth
the end
the credits play the cool song
I liked that
its good classic cheesy sci fi
and its views on one guy being candy a55 and the other being bad a55 showing what happens when u go candy a55
for the green slime 2 i'd like for vince to have been dead for 20 years and jack/lisa have a son named rick who I coming up in the military. vince's body reanimates from his tomb after its hit by lightening and its revealed that the thing that iced him had a piece of it break off and stay in him and the lightening revived him. being half man half slime he goes from town to town spreading his man slime and turning people into man slimes. rick find out about this and tries to bring down the world in revenge for both his end and the slimes defeat. but rick has an anti slime suit and fights his way past the man slimes to get to the vince slime. its also a video game on sega genesis and snes where you can play as either vince(and take over the world) or rick(and save it after vince took it over)

Enter The Dragon Review

note; I shouldn't HAVE to spell right! YOU should adapt!!
enter the dragon
this is my review on enter the dragon
years ago on a beyblade site(NFD BEYBLADE); faizan (a neighbor) joined to p-ss people off
he chose the name; anus91!
and his introduction topic was enter the anus
what a butt hole
this film stars bruce lee and is from da 70z
it starts at a temple and guy in speedos kung fu fight
one is bruce lee
he creams the other guy
I bet I could beat him
in yugioh anyway
afterward he chats with his sensei
sensei sez hes got spiritual and asks him some zen cr-p
basically; its all instinct
sensei sez the enemy uses illusions and u gotta break the illusion to beat him
sounds like alf of the hourglass from last battle/hokuto no ken
sensei sez 1 shaolin monk uses his learnings for his own gain
hes named han like the freddy mercury guy in hokuto no ken 2
so sensei sends him to wack him for being different
he then has tea with some brits
they want him to enter a kung fu tournament held by han
BL then has some teen kick him
then he mocks his kick
he does again
he mocks agan
he does it again and when BL asks ho it felt e hits the teen for thinking
he smacks him a few more times for doing it wrong
what a d-ck
then we get da opening credits
ooh
yang sze is in this
he as the bad guy in blood sport
the brits show a film of the ex monk (han)and his bodyguard
han lives on a private island and every 3 years he has a tourney
hes accused of stealing hot chix and getting em hooked on drugs
then selling em
BL asks why not use guns?
the brit sez owning a gun is a SRS OFFENCE
how un-American
2 months ago they sent a chick to the island
but lost track of her
on the way there BL recalls his sensei telling him about how years ago hans homies came by the village
BL';s sister and a guy fought em
the guy slashed the bodyguards face
she bat up some guys
but they fought back
after a chase/fight shes trapped in a place and commits seppuku
I think I would take a while for her to bite it from a stab wound
they could've b0ned her as she bled out
also the bodyguard looks bada55 with dat scar
scars r cool
BL talks to a grave saying hes doing something the grave owner disagrees with
back in the present he arrives
we see a guy named roper play golf for 1000$ a hole
but he hits it in the woods
then some goons come out he owes money and the are here to collect or bust his a55
isn't there some OTHER way he could pay em?
he beats em up and returns to the golf game
he goes to the tourney as he has under 64$ in a bank
turns out it was a flashback
this black guy has a flashback about learning kung fu in a black dojo
as he heads out the cops come after him
they try to arrest him but he beats em up
the scene looks like they were gonna b0ne him
roper and black guy talk and know eachother
they recognize a new Zealander
the black guy recognizes ghettoes in the background
I liked in sonic 3 the background of the carnival night zone
the night sky and lights in the distance were so amazing
in one part some guys on a boa watch a cockfight between praying mantis's
roper and BL bet and bl wins
1 guy is in a lifeboat on a rope and is shook around to partly sink it
as they approach the island the see a chick and yang sze(bolo yeung)
they lust after 1 of em
da chick brings em to their rooms and sez at 8 is a banquet
In the place is a lotta people and some sumo fight
1 chick wears a silver dress like a semi futuristic thing like in austin powers
roper sez he wants to win bac the cash BL won from him
then the han comes in and gives a speech
why are there no chicks in the tournament?
maybe in the sequel we'd get some
chun li 1st appeared in street fighter 2
mai Shiranui 1stappeared in fatal fury 2
although Sonja was in mortal kombat 01
later everyones in their rooms and the black guy is offered chix 2 b0ne
his name is Williams
Williams and roper are double dragon characters
William b0nes most of em
the chick offers bl some chix to b0me
he asks for one from b4
the chick then visits roper and offers him chix 2 b0ne
is this a p0rn0?
maybe they are collecting their j-zz in women to breed super kung fu warriors
the Asian chick bl wanted talks to him about people disappearing and shes the agent sent by the brits
the next day everyone gathers fr a "morning ritual"(sounds 18+)
bl doesn't wear the required uniform
is ust guys training in kung fu
han sits in his sang tsung golden throne and has the tournament begin
willaims wins
roper bets on fights
hes got a gambling addiction
he ha Williams bet on him and in the fight he gets his a55 kicked
but comes from behind and busts the opponents a55
just like in dat genesis game
what was it?
street smart?
I saw a review on it by retrosnow
u can bet on or against urself and throw the match for more cash
at night roper has a chick walk on his back barefoot
that's some fetish
then they b0ne
Williams goes outside after b0ning a few chicks but they say its against the rules
bl goes out dressed in black like a ninja
not Naruto
a real ninja
like ryu hayabusa
he sneaks around a room as a guard does rounds
he sneaks outside and beats a guy up
imagine if this was a p0rn0 and he had to b0ne em to stop em from outing him
that's f'd
he sneaks in a place and beats up more guys
the next day han is p-ssed people went out after dark
he blames his guards and has em fight bolo yeung
hes big and buff and has b00bs
he busts through em like broly
its like shiva in streets of rage 2
he breaks 1 guys bones and he bites it
imagine if he b0ned em dead
Williams sez bolo's work is sloppy
the bl has to fight the bodyguard with da sar
wait, howd the sensei know what happened to the sister?
he wasn't there
there were no witnesses
bl beats on the scar man
he goes berserk but bl breaks his parts with a kick and continues beating him
scar guy busts s wine bottle and comes at bl but is countered
then bl jumps up and splatters scar guy's head open with a stomp
how queer
I dreamed about crushing peoples heads a day ago
the chick they lusted after has Williams go to hans study
he tells roper hes gonna be back
will be bite it?
place bets now!
banzai!
he chats with han and has style and charisma
han sez he attacked hans guards but Williams sez it aint him
Williams sez he wants to leave and fights hans guards
han fights Williams and han has a super hand
Williams gets his a55 kicked
its lke when rei fought raoh in hokuto no ken
han beats dead wlliams with his metal hand
han then chats with roper and shows his his collection of ancient cr-p
what is this? citizen kane?
also his hand bones are in a glass case
han wants roper to try a guillotine
so he puts his cat on it
and roper pulls it out
han pulls the chain and the guillotine descends to an underground area
roper lusts after the chicks there but han sez they r his daughters
they r also his elite guard
han sez he invests in corruption
I think they are cooking drugs
in cages are drunks he caught
han shows roper Williams busted corpse hanging from chains
he drops it into a pool of sharks or w/e
han offers roper to join him
he doesn't consent
no wat
he does
at night bl sneaks out again
man
bl got wiliams killed
some hero
on a night mission he finds a poison snake and catches it in a bag
then sneaks into the underground
a women sealed in  glass case begs him for help but he leaves her
some hero
the a dr gets her and maybe b0nes her
bl puts the snake I the com room and the workers flee
bl goes in, ignoring the snake and (wait he kills it) and does something
he leaves and beats up guards
like in dbz or wwf he takes off his shirt and wails on people
ooh, he crushed in one guys skull with a stomp
ust cuz that guy is working for a COMPANY HE DNT LIKE DONT MEAN HE'S EVIL
f
caps lock
the drunks in the cage grab a guy who gets too close and waste him
bl gets nunchaku
he wails on people and gets caught in a room when the doors seal
han sez he wants bl to join him for his epic skill
the brit gets word from bl's sent message
da next day roper has to fight bl
he doesnt consent
so roper fights bolo yeung
bolo puts him in a hold but roper bits his way out
the chick the brits sent frees the drunks
roper busts bolo
han send more guys to fight bl and roper but they get owned
the drunks come out and its a huge melee
han swaps his hand for a claw and fights bl
he gets his claw caught in something and it comes off
he retreats to get another hand and bl follows
he puts on a blade hand and bl wants to kil him for offending his fam/temple
so what if he uses what he learned for his own stuff?
isn't it his choice?
if I learn how to cook and use it to cook something else, does the cook house hunt me down?
that logic is when Edison tried to prevent d w Griffith from making his own movies
i'm American and believe in freedom
by shaolin logic; treasure is a bad company
treasure started when konami employees were sick of konami being oppressive and broke away to form their own company
they used what they learned from working at konami to make games THEY wanted
and their games kicked A55
alien soldier, gunstar heroes, dynamite headdy, mcdonalds treasureland adventure
classics
imagine if konami sent an assassin to waste em for making games with skills they got from konami?
same thing
they fight and he gets his a55 kicked
he goes to a mirror hall and can fight bl by hiding among reflections
clever girl
ahhhhhhhhh
this is just like a video game btw
btw good camera work
u never see the camera in the mirrors
unlike a flock of seagulls I ran video
han gets some slashes on bl but bl cunters
why not just shank him?
bl remembers the "destroy the illusion" speech from b4 and smashes mirrors
he kicks han into a spear on a wall and he bites it
outside the drunks and roper have won
this is like in hokuto no ken 2 how hyo and black yasha fought kaioh's elite guard
then the brits come in to take credit after all the hard work is done
the end
this was a well made film with good action
also countless video games knocked it off
I liked it but I felt han was being persecuted by ruthless copyright commies
yeah he did some bad
but the reason for the shaolin to go after him was petty
for enter the dragon 2 i'd like for bruce lee to have found the story of his sister biting it was fake and it was his sensei who iced her after he tried to b0ne her. also han's daughters return for revenge for their dad getting wacked by bruce lee cuz of the shaolins. they launch an attack on the temple and bruce lee lets em take it as he's turned hi back on em. the daughters beat the monks and remove their arms/legs and force feed em to them and keep them alive to be constantly b0ned by pigs. bruce lee finds out what happened and is so conflicted he almost eats his gun, but is stopped by the brits who want him to wipe out hans daughters as the brits don't like em. bruce lee goes to England and unleashes all is ki and disintegrates a large area, along with the brits who sent him, along with himself

Citizen Kane Review

note; I don't spell dat bad doo ai ho mee?

citizen kane

this is my review on citizen kane

I saw it in college in a film class

I liked it

I hear its inspired by actual events

some 20s guy who was b0ning some actress

more real than the texas chainsaw massacre remake

why isn't THIS on the history channel?

10 000 BC is ok but not this?

this film was by orson welles and he did it his way w/o letting the studio f it up

that being said, batman was better than batman returns(and returns had more creative control by the director)

I loved him as unicron in transformers the movie

ooh, its by RKO

THEy did good ones

ooh, its fullscreen

good

no black bars

also I should note that tiny toon adventures did a whole ep parodying this film

montana max was kane

after some good scenery at dracula's castle, I mean, massive kanes home, kane bites it and drops his snowglobe

he sez; rosebud as his last word

really good camera work

then we get a newsfeed like in Robocop or starship trooperstelling of kanes wife

kane made a florida place his private land like Michael jacksons Neverland ranch

good f he blew his dough on making this place a friggin video game

they keep comparing him to kubla khan

he was the greatest tycoon ever

he owned a lotta businesses

born 1868 he got a deed to a mine and began his fortune off it

also he b--ched a lot at those against him

ooh, the unions hated him

good

I dislike those commies

he was very polarizing

and a public figure

we get some silent film style clips

he ran but never made political office

man, a lot of this sounds like trump

except trump won!!!!

the great depression cost him a lot

in a radio show he sez he's always an American

wtf he turned into howard hughes

the newsfeed ends and the people watching it complain

it sez he lived 70 years

wouldn't that make this the 30s?

the reporters wana find out what ROSEBUD is

it never gives a full view of the reporters faces

they aint important

its kane who's the focus

they go to his ex wife for her to tell em a story of kane

she don't wanna talk

the reporter calls his boss and is gonna leave

the butler tells him the wife never heard of rosebud

later they go to some place with a manuscript about kane

ooh, good music

from the 100 years of film tcm thing

he grew up at a boarding house

his dad don't want to but his mom is sending him to some place as some money deal

at his 25th b day he gets a collected trust

really good camera work

his rets tel him and he goes mental

the dad wants to whip his a55 but the mom wants to protect him from it

after a time skip hes turning 25 and is gonna get the businesses

he only wants the paper

he turns it into a tabloid and prints cr-p that gets people riled up

his owner goes mental on him but kan sez hes fighting for the little guy

just like trump

kane lost 1million$ a year but if that happens every year, he'd have to close the place in 60 years

later he agrees to sign over his 85000 shares but he gets an allowance and his paper

kane sez if he wernt rich he'd have been a great man

not finding rosebud the reporter leaves

they suspect its a chick

they talk to some geezer about a chick he got a b0ner for in the 1800s

they talk about kane and his owners differences and the geezer tells about a guy who was kanes homie

kane and homie go 2 da newspaper and they meet the geezer as a young

kane wants to live in the office

he ants the paper to be active 24 hours

later as kane pigs out he talks about investigating a missing chick he thinks was iced

he wants to investigate and be loud and d-cky

the former paper owner hates it

he wants to make the paper as important to new York as the gas in a gaslight

he wants to give the truth and makes a declaration of his promises

we get a montage of him taking over a paper by swiping their talent

he has a big fun party celebrating his becoming the number 1 paper in new York

the dancer chicks (h00kers in the real version I assume) sing a song that was used in the simpsons about me burns

I assume they were b0ning in the real version

the homie worries about the swiped talent turning kane into one of them

later kane was in Europe and is sending back statues

I assume its statues of people b0ning in the Japanese version

when he gets back he has an announcement and don't want it treated different than others

but he leaves

oh the announcement is a newspaper thing of him getting married

the geezer sez out of flashbeck that that didn't last

he sez rosebud might be something he lost

he suggests speaking to the homie and that kane wanted to win the Spanish aperican war

at the homie's place he looks like a pedo and talks about kane

he sez kane only believed in kane

he went to dancing school with mrs kane 1 and tells about them

kane usually only was with breakfast with mrs kane 1

we get a montage of their marriage going down

kane sez people will think what he tells em to thing

perfect look at the media

they went full assault on trump and he still won

the homie tells of the 1st time kane met this chick

he's covered in mud and needs hot water

a good metaphor for cleansing his enfilthened soul

shes got a tooth ache and he goes up to her place and cheers her up

he wiggles his ears and does shadow puppets like lu kang's friendship in mortal kombat 3

he was gonna go to this warehouse with his moms cr-p in it

she wanted to be a singer and he listens t her piano and sing

then kane runs for governer and wants to fight corruption

just like with trump

oh and he has a kid

he promises to help the people and owns the media

so hes a bit like clintin

oh and he sez he's gonna arrange a committee to arrest the foe

trump again

the wife 1 sends his son in a car and goes with kane to a place to see the chick with the tooth

the opposing candidate forced the tooth woman to send a note

he's malcontent about how his evil was outed

hes gonna print a story about kane b0ning the tooth girl and would ruin them if kane don't withdraw

the wife 1 wants to surrender but kane wants to fight

kane tells off the rival and the wife 1 and rival leave

the story is printed

the good guys lose the election cuz of the bad media and croox

just like cnn wanted

and in Canada; cbc

the homie is drunk and sez kane talks about helping the working man but now they are going union and are gonna f it all up

the homie wants to go to Chicago to work on a paper

so kane marries the tooth girl as wife 2

he wants to make her an opera house

we get a dissonant montage of her struggles with opera

wow

good camera work

it keeps going up

kane goes to see the review from his homie about his wife 2

the geezer sez they haven't spoken for years

he goes in and finds the homie blacked out drunk

his story on the wife 2 sez she s-cked

kane decides to do his own review on it

wait, how'd the homie know what happened if he was blacked out drunk?

when he wakes up kane fires him

he reveales he never finished his Xanadu ranch as he made it for her and she ditched him b4 it ended

the reporter goes to the chick wife 2 again and she tells him stuff

we get a scene f the wife 2 getting trained

she tries to be a singer but we get the scene of her struggling and from other views

we get a montage of her doing some opera

the people hate it

one audience member lols and kane gets disgruntled

he's gonna snap and waste everyone

at the end everyone but him applaudes

then he applaudes and its the gif from many sites

shes mad that his homie wrote a review bad about her

didn't kane write dat?

he sent a 25 000 $ check and the friend returns it with the declaration

he tears it up

what a character shift

she seems like a bimbo and wants to  stop but kane makes her continue

kane prints good sh-t about her

its like Disney paying reviewers not to gove good reviews to other super hero movies

later kane finds her in bed having taken some drug

kane sez its a mistake

I assume she tried to ice herself

why not seppuku?

works for samurai

hoh!

in degrassi next gen this teen kills himself in a garden shed at school.

but it never says how.

i'd assume he either busted his head in on something, or jammed a gardening tool up his a55.

(shows him sticking a trowel in his a55 and groaning "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo")

then she quits singing sez she didn't mean to suicide

later in the castle he talk to his wife 2 as she jigsaws

she hates living in this colossal dump

she wants to go to new York but he sez no

we get a montage of her putting together a puzzle and her gradually devroding relationship with kane

shes malcontent over him giving her things but not love

its like yuria and shin in hokuto no ken

she mouths off to him and he smacks her

I assume he b0ned her in the real version

then she ditches him

man, this castle is all f'd up

its almost as weird as a tim burton thing

kane sez things will be her at if she don't go

but she sez its him seeing this as something bad done to him

A F (after flashback) she sez she blew al her dough(I assume on drugs)

and its been 10 years

like in DBGT

later a reporter asks a shadowy gut about rosebud

I thin its his butler

hes Portuguese or Italian or something

he gives a flashback

holy f

we get a bird in front of the scene with see through eyes

how da f did day do dat?!

after his wife 2 left he throws stuff around and busts up the bedroom

oh f

its tommy wiseau!

in the room he did dat!

wow, all in 1 take

he finds a snowglobe and shakes it

he sez rosebud and cries

I notice the K key chain in coming out of his shirt b reversed

showing he only sees things that work to him

even if no one els sees it that way

the butler sez he saw he bit it in his bed and op the globe

they people are selling his cr-p

he never threw anything out

hes a hoarder!

they give up on figuring out rosebud

they suggest things and leave

wtf, all the boxes of cr=p is like in Indiana jones

they burn the cr-p that didn't sell and one thing is a sled that sez rosebud

was that the company that made the sled?

wouldn't someone figure that out somehow?

then a look outside his fortress

the end

then credits showing who the actors were and saying most are new

was is non union?

I hope so

ooh, Bernard Hermann did the music

grand work

I liked it

good character look at man and his issues

not over rated

and its really engrossing

for citizen kane 2 i'd like for it to be 100 years later after his birth in the distant future year of 1968 and a buncha teens go into his fortress he lived in in florida and they find a hidden chamber with ancient statues around it. it opens up and he is revived in a new body which is perfectly constructed out of ancient tech and magic. he leaves and goes to the top of his castle to recover fully and the teens have to make it through the traps and artificial life formes to try to stop him from taking over the world with his perfect body(but they get picked off one by one in this metroidvania game on snes and sega genesis and gba)

Svengali Review

note; I spell like a talk... like a p-mp!
Svengali
this is my review on Svengali (1930s ver)
I only heard the name on Seinfeld and my texas friend telling me about svenghoulie
it starz john Barrymore
wit marian marsh and Donald crisp
it starts in some europian town
aw gross
theyre French!1
so they must be the bad guuys
john Barrymore (jb)is Svengali, a guy who looks like a mental patient and is a music guy
I think hes Austrian
and hes teaching her piano
wtf hes speaking italiano
wait
he plays and she sings
she pretty much s-cked at it
Svengali has hair kinda like mine
except with a long pointy beard
after she sings he tells her its enough
she left her husband but took no cash from him
she se he bit her wrist and kicked her
i'd like to hear his side
who bites a wrist?
she probably p-ssed him off
she wants to be with Svengali but he don't consent
she burned her bridges and has no where to go
shes gonna have to become a strpper or h00ker
he looks at her funny and she freaks out and books it
man the French are weird
i'm glad I'm Slovenian
we're the good eurpoeans
we aint cannibals
I heard the UNCUT grimms stories
later a guy tells Svengali she was found I the river
so she killed herself cuz he looked at her cockeyed?
dat don't add up
maybe he b0ned her in the real version
so Svengali an his homie go to some place
they walk through a weird caligari like empty place
they go to a hairy guy taking a bath
this is how p0rn0es start
they take cigars and play piano
1 hairy guy tells the other to hide his purse b4 the music melts his scotch heart
he plays brit music
the hairy guys are brits and Svengali sez they bathe every AM
they grab him and do stuff to him offscreen
I assume they're b0ning
turns out they bathed him
they took his clothes and put him in da bath
that's f'd up
maybe they DID b0ne him
Svengali takes one of the hairy guy's sunday suites
and they swipe some cash from him
now they can pay the rent
the milkman sez milk below but its really a blonde model who smokes
she offers to show her figure to him
this is how p0rn0es start
the homie (named gecko (I assume its his street name like t bird or funboy in the crow))sez  the hairy guys are coming with a mob
Svengali hears this guy singing well
he leaves, meets the mob, and leaves
the purse was hidden in the pants of the Svengali was wearing
the singer meets the model and they explain who Svengali is
they meat the harry brits
she shows off her bare foot
isn't it a pretty foot she sez?
foot fetsh!!
she leaves for another job and the singer is gay for her
the brits say she had a foot like an angel
FOOT FETISH!!
later the model and singer are in love
Svengali comes in
he sees the model feeding the singer
food fetish!
he wants to marry her and bring her to England
but Svengali watches
he tells her good things about England
Svengali comes in and tells her cr-ppy things of it
she tells Svengali she has headaches and he cures em with hypnotism
is he Rasputin??
woaaaaaaah
holy F!
his eyes went blank!
is he a daemon?!
that's f'd up
he mindwipes her to only like him
didn't this happen in sailor moon?
he puts her to sleep and has her open her mouth
this is really how p0rn0es start!!
but he looks in her throat
the brits and singer come in and shes hypnotized
he brings her outta it and her headaches gone
maybe shes an esper and its her brain transforming into its full form?
Svengali sez her headache is in him
is this the green mile?
the brits tell her not to let him mindwipe her again
he can make people do
...
ANY thing!!
later Svengali goes blank eyed and we get s cool zoom out of the window of his room like in the crow
it travels across this town and into the models room
ahhh f!
it keeps showing his demon face!
he controls her like in Dracula and she walks around
she comes to his place and talks monotone
this is how p0rn0es start
she sez she got a headache And went to him to fix it
this is like in king of the hill where dales wife sees that guy about her headaches
but really hes b0ning her
he feels her skin ad takes off her coat
we get a cool effect where the light goes away from his face except his eyes
she resists and books it
later she is modeling (I think nude) in front of a buncha european guys
this is how p0rn0es start
or end
the singer is surpirzed
remember wen prince willaims female husband was photographed putting on a bikini and everyone saw a nipple?
the brits went nuts over dat
so what?
\its not like her t-ts are big
shes not even famous on her own power
just leaching off her mom in law who got iced by her grandma in law
also Williams alleged brother was photographed nude with women
or as its called in Germany; daytime commercials
Svengali tries to turn her against the singer
later the singer and brits get a letter from her saying she aint good enuff 4 him
and shes leaving town
also they find her clothes by the river and assume he suicided
in paris or bruxiles or w/e Svengali has a new singer act
oh its paris
they call his act; madame Svengali
3 men wanna meet her and he sez no
but a gift from the czar changes his tune
the czar?
what year is this?
i'd say 1800s maybe
Svengali conducts the show and has this chick sing
the brits(including singer as hes a brit) are in the audience and cant make out her face
her hair is different and I think so is her make up
she sings like snow white in the 30s animated one
after da show thre brits see her leave with Svengali and she doesn't respond to their words
also svengeli has pain
barf it out like the black guy in the green mile
the model comes out and recognizes em but her mind rewipes and she returns to Svengali
they leave in a carriage
later she wakes up and talks with Svengali about love
they talk about her not being able to do something cuz of the singer
I think she cant b0ne Svengali cuz of him
Svengali talx about going to England to be high rank
but she don't wat dat
so he eye mind wipes her
she almost b0nes him but he rejects it
he knows its not her but his will saying it
the chick cancelled her rome and Italy shows
later theres a show and Svengali isn't ready
he sez he cant perform
I think
I was watching a vid on capitalism being good
later its said he and da chick are gonna perform in a sphinx club
but somethings wrong with Svengali
at a bar Svengali tells the singer after tonight hes done
Svengali mindwipes her to think se only cares for him
wtf, didn't he want her own love and not just a puppet?
this contradicts itself
maybe the him saying he didn't want a puppet was censorship to avoid them b0ning
she sings and Svengali and her collapse
he prays for him having a woman and they both bite it
her last word; Svengali
the end
wtf happened?
did they for a psychic link? are the dead?
they might've just blacked out
what an inconclusive ending
although I did kinda like it
good effects and creepy cr-p
john Barrymore was good in here
is this based on a true story?
irregardless, put it on da history channel
for Svengali 2 i'd like for him and the girl to be in comas and when they move the bodies out of the place in a fire, they touch and the bodies fuse into a hermaphrodite. it regains consciousness and its revealed Svengali planned this th
whole time as he sensed her psychic powers and by linking with her and going to h-ll together and returning they became one and now he has ultimate power. he then goes on a campaign and tries to take over Europe to become the new kaizer. the singer brit still loves the chick he fused with and calls out to her with some gay carebears/sailor moon lovey dovey thing and she breaks out of the hermaphrodite and they team up their love powers and have an epic battle of love and esp.

The Omega Man Review

note I am an non of spell check

the omega man

this is my review of the omega man

starring Charlton heston

based on the book ; I am legend by; some guy

it starts with a guy driving a red car in da city

living in da city

u know u got 2 survive

living in da city

u got 2 keep dat dream alive

where every thng is free

cant u c

he shoots up a window and we get opening credts

btw I saw the HOMEGA man by the simpsons

aw gay

its widescreen

2/5th of the sceen am black barz

oh and the drector is katy sagal's father

she was on married with children and futurama

Charlton heston ( c h ) finds a dead guy in an rmed truck and takes gasoline

he goes somewhere and finds a 1975 calander h se bikini babe

he talks to himself whlw woeking on a cAR

I talk to myself 2

I love heston

hes a real man

not some candy a55 like Justin trudeau

heston dries the car out and goes to a theatre

he watches a film on Woodstock

c-ck suckin hippies!

GOOD thing 4 da 80z

heston says each line as its sed o film

like me and the transformers movie

after he leaves he hears phones ringing

he sez theres no phone ringing and it stops

des he have reality

its almoist dark and he sez they'll be waking up soon

so he books it

at his home some cloaked pales guys attack but he wastes em

he uses a generator and turns on lights

he goes to the penthouse and recalls nucular with the soviets and Asians

he drinks and the cloaks burn things

its like protesters

the soviets talk (they are albino) (wait its the cloaks, not soviets) talk about how heston cant see in da dark and they cat see in da lihght

they wanna make a new world and wont use tech that humans wiped out the old urth with

oh and they hate da wheel

we get a flashback of a plague wiping out everyone

ITS AIDS

heston was a dr and working on a vaccine

hope it don't cause autism

he crashes in a chopper and vaccines himself

the cloaks act like a cult

they wanna cleanse him away with fire

heston talks to himsrlf and cooks sausages

the cloaks try catapulting fire at his place

he p;lays chess with a mannequin

da next day hston wants to find the cloaks nest

he gors to some place with corrpses

he finds a cloak but hes dead

he talks into his recorder

later hes in a mannequin store and one is a black woman whos human

he chases her and cant find her

he don't wear a shirt

if this were me i'd be in my undies all da time

he gets a drink

the cloaks catch him and tie him to a table like a ritual

they hate him for being of a technological age

are they hippies?>

they take him to a room

I assume they b0ned him

they hate him for being a scientist

he wats them to be cured but they like being freaks

holy cr-p its been 2 years

they see him as the bad guy for him killing them in self defence

soundx like the news when some junkie loses a fight with a real American

they charge him for being a 20th century guy and not having rotted eyes

and aids lesions

they wanna wipe out all traes of 20th century and b4 life

man they nailed millennials

they take him to be burned at the stake

the lights come on and someonr saves heston

its the 70s black wo man

she pulls a gun on him

they escape

they ride a motorcycle w/o helmets

and drive through a stadium

they escape and in daytime get to a base with many humans

the guy who saved him is a biker with science knowledge

the plague caused the cloaks to go metal and may humans in here have it but not as bad

hston checks on a black guy with it

the biker sez his droog turned and he wasted him

he sez hes immune as he vaccine himself

they can make a serum outta his blood

they go to his lab and he reavals he caught a cloak and experimented on him but it didn't work

I like how heston is a 50s guy and thes 70s tude guys are different than him

heston tries to cure the black guy

he has a drink with the black wo man and she tells her backstory

they are about to b0ne but the power goes out

heston didn't refuel the generator

the albino black cloak gets in and has a firearm

but the generator comes on as does da light

heston comes in and wastes the black albino cloak

then they make out and b0ne

heston; its been a long time, I'm not sure I remember how this goes

the next day the black guy  doing well and stopped enwhitening

they get some stuff and hston gets get to drain some blood

they give blood to the black guy and plan to use him to make more antibodies and spread the cure when hes heald

the black guy goes on healing

they wind up making more serum

as heston gives blood the blac guy asks if the serum would help the cloaks

he sez he cant give more blood for now and after the black guy puts on weight he can be used for serum

hston don't wanna give the cloaks serum so the black guy sez waste em

the black guy tells were they are and heton don't wanna

heston tells the base people he cured the black guy

then returned and found he left a note dat sez; ima find out who'z right; u or me?

the black guy goes to the cloaks base

they catch him

he tells em heston found the cure

\they say the black guy was ruined

as the black wo man comes back from shopping she seez the cloaks

she removes her head thing and she looks like em

heston comes In to their base armed

he finds the black guy dead

heston drives away in a power car and busts cr-p

he crashes and comes out packin heat

they thro sticks at him

he shreds em with gunfire

burns em 2

he gets home and finds the black wo ma an albino

the cloaks are in there

they catch him and bust his cr-p

its like how liberals feel its ok to do anything to anyone they disagree with

heston breaks out and takes a hostage

he gets his gun and takes his woman

the head cloak appears to her and she goes to him

he shanks Charlton with a spear

she sez hes evil and shes part of the fam

the next day the other humans arrive

hston is wounded and he gives the humans his serum and the humans take the black wo ma in the truck

is little girl takes hestons hat and they drive off

oh and heston bites it In a semi cross stance

the end

that was cool

I like f'd up 70s films

like embryo

for the omega man 2 i'd like for the black wo man t have bee cured by being pregnant with hestons baby who was clean and his dna healed his mom from inside. also the cloks have mutated further into insectoid creatures and by the time hestons kid with the black wo man(who has inherited all hestons traits and looks like a young ben hur) is a teen, the cloaks are bug people with flight and launchable stingers and have becme giant flying centipedes. he goes around busting them and using his super abilities gained from being a child of an infected an hestons cured lneage and fights a city full of these bug people. also its a 16 bit game on sega genesis and snes and Atari jaguar

The Nightmare Before Christmas Review

noyte; who cares about spelling?
the nightmare before Christmas
this is my eview on the ightmare before xhristmas
I loved this film as a kid
when I saw it as a trailer in the 90s I knew I had to have it
I has it on vhs
walt disney pixcyures?!
that should be touchtone
after a rhyme of this beinf where holidays, wee get a creepy awesome stop motion song
is this is Halloween
I still sing this song decades after I 1st saw it
on the vhs was an add for gargoyles(the disnwey cartoon from da 90z)
halloweentown has a weird Addams family/cabinet of dr caligari vibe
I love it!
and I still recall lines from the 90s
sally the rag doll/goth chick
she escapes her creator by removing her arm
jack the king of Halloween town escapes the fans
jack sings a kinda emo song about getting tired of Halloween all the time
I love it
really good scenery with the full moon and the spiral extending hill
sally returns home and her creator reattaches her hand
they argue like teen daughter and dad
is he her dad or husbando?
jack has a ghost dog called ZERO
the next day the mayor goes to jacks place for plans for Halloween in 365 days
but jack is off for a walk
btw, the mayor is the fat guy from Beetlejuice and sally was the mom in home alone
jack walks all night and finds a gateway to other worlds like in Urotsukidoji
he gets sucxked into the Christmas one amd fals in love with the happy world of Christmas
although I'm more into Halloween
more fun
but I still like xmas
jack is the anti grinch or anti scrooge
he sings about how its different thAN Halloween
he loves it
sally adds deadly nightshade to the soup to k o her creator
she adds frpgs breath and worms wart to cover the shae
she gets him to eat it by faking drinking it with a holed spoon
btw, this is kind of the last of the animated stop motion xmas specials
like santa claus is coming to town or Rudolf the red nosed reindeer
after this it was all cg
the stop motion is perfect
better than cgi
its better with actual matter on film
so ack returns with xmas cr-p
he calls a own meetimg
wtf the moon is crensnt
it was full 2 days ago
jack sings yet another song
this one about xmas town
explains xmas cr-p but the Halloween town homies think weird creepy Addams family cr-p
so jack descrines santa as a big bada55 who goes out on a horror movie thing
santa is pretty bada55 though
I want a game where santa and Krampus team up and beat people up
we the get a montage of jack trying to get Christmas and explain it logically
the dr(the sally creator) locks her up for poisoning him and jack comes by
he wants science cr-=p
we get a montage of him doing science to find xmas stuff
he tries cutting a snowflake outta paper and gets a spider
I tried that in the 90s
didn't work
he also busts a glass thing on a microscope
I did dat too
sally jumps out of her tower, busts apart and sews herself together
the dr comes in and finds her gone
sally gives him a bottle that makes a smoke butterfly come out
but shes gone when he looks back
he pulls a flower and it becomes a tree
but it catches fire
in the AM he sings about how he just don't get it
he knows theres more to xmas than the items
but don't get what it is
he decides he wants to do xmas
he gets all the freaks of halloweentow to help make xmas cr-p
but with a Halloween accent
he hires 3 malcontent kids to capture santa
they sing a fun yet f'd up song about doing f'd up cr-p to santa
often involving eating him
btw pee wee herman plays the one dressed in red
btw these are some ugly a55 kids
jack wants sally to have saly make a santa outfit
se tries to stop him but he don't listen
then the kids bring back the holiday guy they caught
but its the easter bunny
oh and the dr is making a new female
we get a montage and song of these Halloween pepe making f'd up xmas cr-p
even a duck with bullet holes like the penguins one from batman returns
we also see santa at xmas town making good cr-p
oh and the dr makes skeleton reindeer
and jack has a coffin for a sleigh
the ugly kids catch santa
they bring him to halloweentown where jack jacks his hat
they take him to oogie boogie(the boogie man)
hes played by the guy who played the alligator in all dogs go to heaven
also the dr takes half his brain and puts it in the new woman hes making
oogie boogie sings an introduction song like in the WWF
hes also a gambler and lives in a sonic level like casino place
why wasn't there a nightmare b4 christmas game on sega genesis and snes?
tat would be perfect
get VIRGIN to make it
they did Aladdin, the lion king and the jungle book perfectly on sega
sally uses fog juice to make it fog but ZERO has a glowing nose and lights his way
strange, that sounds somewhat familiar
sally sings a kina emo love song
jack goes off and gives presents
1 kid gets a human head
his rents freak out
the rents call the cops
he give weird Halloween cr-p for xmas to everyone
even a weird a55 snake kinda like in beatlejuice
and jack dorsnt get that hes ruining xmas
they call in the military
over cr-ppy gifts?
kinda over the top
he didn't kill anyone
they open fire on him
he thinks its fireworks
sally seduces oogie boogiew with her leg and he tickles her foot
foot fetish
he catches her
jack gets blown outta the sky
in Halloween town they watch on a cauldron
\everyone thinks he bit it
the cps say xmas is cancelled this year
man, jack f'd it all up
in a cemetary he sings a song about how he f'd up
as he goes on he realizes that he meant no harm and he truly is the pumpkin king
he had a good run
and its not over yet
he goes through a door in the cemetary
he gets to halloweentown and runs
he finds oogie boogie abut to cook sally and santa
hes gonna eat em
he sends em down but they don't fall in
when he turns the table jacks there
oogie activaes his level traps
bk dodges em
oogie activates smething but a string on his cloth gets caught
jack pulls it and it comes off
hes just bugs and falls apart
santa goes off and saves xmas
sally(who's hands and leg are back on despite being of b4) shows she loves jack
b4 they b0ne, the mayor and kids arrive
everyone celebrates his being alive and santa brings snow to halloween
its snowed on Halloween b4
so much for global warming
the dr has a female form of him to b0ne
sally and jack sing about being together and admit their love
they kiss and ZERO flies to the sky and makes a star
I think they started b0ing after dat
and hes a skeleton
the end
I always loved this film
its art
based on actual events
tim burton was walking In November and saw xmas things replacing Halloween decorations
it sparked his twisted mind
put this on the history channel
ern the mummy; tomb of the dragon emperor
or deep impact
yeah, those were on it
for the nightmare before Christmas 2 i'd like r humans to find out about Halloween town and Christmas town and the malcontents who hate holidays cuz they aint "PC"ry to attack them in violent attacks. halloweentown is stronger than them as they are bad a55 demons and vampires and sh-t and its a violent Claymation splatterfest of people being bust apart by these Halloween monsters.

The Great Ziegfeld Review

note; spelling right contains h I v

the great Ziegfeld

this is my review on the graet Ziegfeld(30s version

after flashy credits its the 1893 world fair(wo  d f ir)

ooh, frank morgan from wizard of oz is in it

this strongmN LIFTS 2 CHICKS in a barbell

people whine as he is said to be lifting 750lbs

maybe if the chicks were 300lbs each

Ziegfeld wants the platform the strong man was on remade higher

he talks with the strong man as he beds an iron bar

frank morgan  (f m,) talks to a chick

they talk about f m's friend Ziegfeld blowing his cash

like m c hammer

zigfeld (z boy) eats dinner with the strong man

someone wants the m and z boy to have their employees to fake a romance for publicity

f m and his chick join em 4 dinnur

big z tells the chick he remembers what she wore each time he saw her

sounds like rain man

after dinner big z touches an elephants trunk for luck

then strong man does it and the elephant blasts him with water

strong man complains about people seeing f m's female dancer and not him lifting weights

maybe they find chick hotter than buff dudes

he flexes his muscles to music and a chick lusts after his beef

she passes out after touching his arm

maybe she got a b0ner an had blood issues from it?

they put on a show later

also in somewhere else big z's dad is teaching piano to a little girl

she wants to marry him

child bride?

back in the 30s we joked about that

but nowadays...

a guy comes in and gives her a present

the guy is florenz zeigfeld, z boys bro

wait

I think its not his bro but z boy himself

the dad disapproves of his son going out to the worlf fair as he trained him to be a great musician

big z explans he loves all females and wants to make pictures with em

this sounds like a p0rn0

he convinces the little girl to break their engagement so she ca be with other guys

sounds like a bad ep of maury povich

the we get a montage over the strong man

he goes to san fran sisco

big z spreads word of strong man fighting a lion

he tells the humane society saying its bad so they give him free press

at the fight the lion falls over b4 any blows

on a boat z big z talks with a homie of his

it might be f m

hes got a new actress from Europe

shes called Carlisle

later in England talks to f m about an act hes signing tonight

he sez hes broke but pretends to be needing a message for f m to find out where hes going

he has a French chick named anna held with big anime eyes

after a scene of her singing, she returns to her room and finds a lot of flowers

she cant read English despite speaking it and her main/slave reads the card

its from big z

big z and f m go to the anna

he compliments her hands

I heard of foot fetish

but

HAND fetish?

well

in that 1 ep of yugioh season zero was that prophecy guy feeling anzu's hand creepily

he gives anna accounts on America hat sound bad

also he gives conflicting views on her act

he sells her his pitch about being famous and loved In America but doesn't tell her how much he'd pay her

f m offered her 10 000 plus sallery for signing

he sez hes broke but will give her fame

she flips out and goes mental

I hate how french women always go mental for no reason

she kicks him out but sides with him

later after a show the rich complain

turns out they lost an a55load of money

later anna s given singing lessons to sound less accent

she goes mental and wants to go back to france

then changes her mind

1 french guy sez shes in love with big z

they say something about him getting her 20 gallons of milk

sounds like hes trying to fatten her up

fat fetish!

he wants her to bathe in it

milk fetish!!

big z comes in and shes going disgruntled and he wants her to say shes bathin in milk

also the milk company is suing em

she freaks out

oh yeah and the strong man turned legit

probably doing p0rn0

he wants it as a publicty thing

she agrees with his cr-p

at a show of her singing women talk about her milk baths

later shes happy big z likes her and sent flowers

later its revealed they made a profit of 5000$ and if he don't blow it he can do well

oh and hes married to anna

they talk about doing new shows

for some reason she goes mental and emotional

he points out shes being jealous and she goes metnal as she hates jealous people

they soon make up

later f m meets big z in f m's office

f m is broke and big z wants to do a female show with funding from f m's new partner

girls dancing in a glamorous thing

Ziegfeld's follies

the f m tells his new partner and they give him the cash

then at show a gy does a song in black face

hes talented and can dance well

b4 the show the partner wont give him the costumes until he gets paid

big z is chatting with will rogers and giving him advice on giving jokes in his show

wait its not the partner its a costumer

he tells he costumer the dresses aren't the ones he wanted

the costumer begs not to be rejected and gives in

I like this Ziegfeld homie

hes smarty and witty

sorta like bill murry in ghost busters

after a song by some guy the girls come on

this goes on for a while

wtf I think its all done in 1 shot

oh and a guy sings pagliacci

f u spll check!

you don't have pagliacci

I had to type it into youtube to find how to spell it

my dad read me he story as a kid in the future year of 1999-2001

that was a pretty good show

after a blonde talks with anna we get another show

a guy who was previously a stage hand is now a singer

hes dressed like buster Keaton

once I was talking with my dad and he asked who was batman in the 80s/90s

I said keaton

he sez; buster Keaton!

yeah, maybe batman 1921!

although b k did his own stunts and was nimble

he could do it

good f

the buster Keaton dresser has epic dance moves

makes fred Astaire look like a cripple!

who plays him?

holy cr-p its ray bolger!

and hes playing himself!

this movie is instantly awesome!

hes like a friggin ninja!

like the chick from la blue girl or something

or the guy from shinobi on sega

then we get a long and very well made dance of chicks on beds

I kinda expect this to be a background in a 90s sega genesis game

I was reading wikipaedia about this film but when I looked back was chicks walking around in shiny flashy oufits

I kinda see where glam rock in the 80s came from

later big z gives a speech and tells this blonde to take a bow

they later sign a contract and photograph it

later a chick comes in and he don't recall her

she plays piano and her recalls her

its the little girl from b4

what year is this?!

as she leaves she sez; I forgive you for not marrying me

then a guy sez they found a  new act

her singing is good

her looks?

not too bad

the blonde is watching the show with em and seems disgruntled

I think big z is b0ning her

then some cr-ppy chicks come out with bad new York accents

then we get a scene of some chicks talking

big z comes in, sells her a mink coat and leaves

they are shocked to find its real

they think its stole bt they find it really was the real big z and he wants to use her in his show

she comes on stage all dressed up and he takes off the extra cr-p

the part she plays is a poor

he sings the song well

later big z don't wanna do another follies

he wants something with a plot

he gets a song; always look for the silver lining

later he ha the costumer (or is it the partnr)wanting money

he sez hes good 4 it but later he don't know how to get it

btw anna held I looked up and found was part polish

in the dressing room was the blonde and shes drunk

he helps her down and his woman anna seez

she ditches him

this is like springer

later the blonde goes mental on him, and busts is stone elephant

oh and z boy is broke

he gets wired money and makes stage shows

later at a dance he meets billy burke (a chick)

they gradually fall in love

they hold hands near grants tomb

I assume they were b0ning In the real version

btw there were 2blondes and I don't recall which is which

meanwhile ana is sad her man got a new woman

the I think she bites it

or just blacks out

I'm not sure

after some talking we get another show with chicks In poofy costumes and long white things hanging from the ceiling

then theres some cr-ppy reviews of the shows and they don't do so well

but he is able to make more hits later

he offers people who thought he was washed up tickets to the new shows and asks if they still think hes washed up

he reveals hes been buying stocks

the the 1929 stock market crashed

2 years later he reminisces with frak morgan

btw I read big z was in the Chicago fire of 1971

I mean 1871

I'm from Chicago in the 19th

1980z

why not do a thing of dat?

big z wants to do another follies

was frank morgin his friend or rival or foe?

maybe they were like naga and lina from slayers

or Yuma and kite in yugioh zexal

big z wants to do one mega show with all his stars

then admits him and f m are broke

his butler sez he left a great legacy

the bitler phones billy burk(not billy blanks the tae bo guy)

then phones a dr  and we get a montage of big z;s shows

he sez he needz more steps

gotta get higher

then bites it

that was moving

the end

I liked this

it had heart and love

good story on a mans life

for the great zigfeld 2 i'd like it to be about the after effects of the people in the shows and how they deal with him biting it (like in superman how after doomsday iced him the homies of him spend several issues moping around) then one of em starts searching the world for a way to revive him and goes on a crazy jungle adventure to find some black magic item.