King Solomon's Mines Review

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King Solomon's Mines

This is my review on King Solomon's Mines from the distant fuiture year to H. Rider Haggard of 1050 (60 years before Robotech Season 1 and Trandsformers Season 3 in Japan)

Igts directed by Andrew Marton who did nothng I saw and is baeed on a bpokl by H. Rider Haggard who did a bunxha Allan Quatermain books I never read

I ecall Allan Quatermain from The League Of Extrodinary Gentle Men alongide other 1800s Heroes

It stars Deborah Kerr from Black Narcissus/Quo Vadis/the 1953 Julius Caesar/From Here to Eternity/The Night of the Iguana, Stewart Granger from Sodom and Gomorrah/The Wild Geese, Richard Carlson from Beyond Tomorrow/It Came from Outer Space/Creature from the Black Lagoon, Lowell Gilmore from The Picture of Dorian Gray/the 40s The Secret Garden/Plymouth Adventure, an d a few guys i never saw in anything and/or aint on back door, candy a55, beta male, mobkey junkie, aids bah, sodom bottom, frooty booty, uso suki, okama suki, ma suki, zoku uragiri, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based n plants, weener cleaner, banana crammer wikipedia.

I nevr aw this but it was filmed like a half dozen rtimes and the books didn't have a female sidekick forb allkan 

This movie did well and people liked it but the 37 verson was closer to the book.

this almost starred Errol Flynn but he did Kim instead

wait, wtf, this is the 30s version. the youtube vid sed 50s, it lied like wikipedia and the news!

this ones directed by Robert Stevenson who did da 40s Jane Eyre/Old Yeller/Mary Poppins

It stars malcontent commie Paul Robeson from nothing i saw, Cedric Hardwicke ftom the 30s Les Misérables/the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Sundown/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Picture of Dorian Gray/The Winslow Boy/Rope/the 50s The War of the Worlds/the 50s The Ten Commandments/the 50s Around the World in 80 Days.the 60s Twilight Zone, Roland Young from a 20s Sherlock Holmes\the 1935 David Copperfield, John Loder frim The Private Life of Henry VIII, Anna Lee whps the god daughter of arthur conan doyle fron Bedlam/Fort Apache/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/ What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Frederick Leister frmn The Iron Duke/Around the World in 80 Days, and a bunxha gys nt on my list of cr-p wikipedia

wait, the video does say its the 37 one, I looksed at the wrong thing

So after logo and credits with the actors names and roles shown over clips of em, we get the diary of Allan Quartermain in 1881-1882 and he writes things saying this story is true and ther cr-p in handwriting so its hard to read

then we hear of King Solomons Mines that are berried under a lot of cr=p and in soviet africa

But I hear he got his gold from the Solomon Islands with the dsasquatch fallen angel monsters underground on there seen in ww2 and many times since

diamonds were found near and we see guys looking for em and an irish made a bunch in his area but in the diamond buyers thing a guy abd his blonde stick te place up, but its a joke i think and he found a huge rock but its not a diamond and they leave

his names obrian lie willis and he tells his woman he's lookng for a new fortune but she wansts to go straight and be respectable but they jacked necklaces and obrian got a shamrck one from his blonde.

they wanna go to the coast and try getting a ride with a guy smoking a pipe and hes not going there bt blonde sez ses obreians dughter

the irishs wanna o wth him buthe dont like em digging uo afria and blone sezher aunt is biting it and he lets em come

in allans doary he sez hes god with those irish and stop for the night andsee small deer and blonde thnks allan is gonna ap em

allan is a hunter but dont like hunting and its revealed allan knows they lied of the aunt as he knew irishmen b4

to be fair, after ba rock, bi den, try deau, and kathleen kennedy, they irish kinda had a bad nanme

the group see something across theb river said to have devils there andthe trio goes to check it out and findsa big black guy and a cray looking guy whos looking for inf solomons treasure and wants to be the ruichest man on da urth, but who will rule new urth? primal rage!

so crzy gu seems to bite it and da irish find a map 300 years old and leading to the mines but allan figures out the irish got it as hes like L in death note but w/o the flu shot damage

obrian wants to have this chance  andgoes on irishly about his responsibility for his blonde daughter and wants t use these oxen and carts to get it

the next day, obrian jacked the africans wagon and oen  and blackasaur dont ewanna work for allan, but blode finds a note from obrian and sees he went fr the treasure

allan sez to blonde to come along as he told obrian hed look after her but she sez if he wont go after her dad, she'd go albe

he alls her bluff but blackasaur offers to guide her with the map but allsn sez the map is in his cart and blacksaur sez its the White man into diamonds

allan sez if he wont something then allan wont want him in his cmp and allen drives off suspecting blackasaur of being up to trouble

blonde is dsgruntled and later allan sez in his diray his clients are waiting for him and the gir is stubborn

later they arrive in a village and this good hair guy is interested in the chick and chick sneaks around with blackasaur

a guy gets a bucket of water dumped on him for a bath in a drum and is tipped over so he dot destroy his parts on the rim

chick comes by and sez the woekers wont obey her and they need to get  camp put up and gets hair guy to go with her

later the men smoke up and reveal allen didnt give permission for his men to obey the chick and chick tricke em

after a journal entry saying he wont let the hick die in the desert she went out to with the wagon we see ye blackasaur singing with his big black voce and chick cuts her hair to look more 20s to 40s

at night she reads the map andallen and friends ome by and say shes going bak with him tomorrow and hair guy smiles at her as she sez she'd do it again

the next day she wants to do on and not need his wagon or ox as they drink too much water but allen sez n o one can survie the desert

she sez she can like Vice in Skies Of Arcadia Legends on Nintendo GameCube. Get N or Get out!

blackasaur tries to take comand but allen stands up to that sasquatxh and 2 guys with him wanna try going it

they wanted to go huntng but wanna adventure but allen tells em of what iys like to bite it of thirst

allen sez he promised to bring em back as best he can and hes a man of his word but not a fool

so in this wastelandthe people walk and it looks cool and like a 20s movie with its desrt effects like if the bat whispers was a deert film and seems like miniatures

so as the walk the sand is endless and water runs low and eventually see buzzars thinking its near water but blackasaur sez its a corpse eater

they find obrians wagon and a ote saying hes gong north and after a journal entry saying its a mesage for his nephew , they ration water to half a bottle left for each

they go on and blacakasur sees a sandstorm comming and they hit th drtand cover the faces

later thet wae ip and blacakseu smells water and runs and te crew fllows and they dg in the dirt and find a spring and eat muck water

they make it across the deser and climb rocky hills and blackaaur sings, then after a diary entry they are in a jungle and eat melon and therws a waterfall

theres tribesmen looking like the black guys monsters in maju sensen aka magical beast front and chick wners what her dad sees he tribesmen

the tribesmen come for em an blackasaur translates them wonering what Whites are and how 1 has a monocle and shaved the side of his face

imagine them seeing 2020s guys wth half shaved heads and blue hair and tattoon and piercings and aids

Allen tells the tribe they are sky gods like with Astrotrain in Transformers and they get brought to their village which is said yo be a military thingwitj a king they meet

chick is nervous of the spears they hold amd king get  pitcher of juice he splashes in the slaves face and laughs at b4 kicking him like santa in a chrstmas story

they learn theres a diamond mine and i thought King Solomon used Oricalcum to make his temple and it was mase by daemons he controlled with a ringfrom the Angels

so they are brought to an underround area called King Solomons Road with 2 hue statues like the giants fought in the bible, ad the Whites wonder of other civilizations that fell like this one

allen sez phoenicians did the statues as Solomon didn't use Idols and a witch dr comes up wearing a cloak said to be undreds of years old

witch dr mario has seen a Qhite Man  but but mind is fd like an 80 year old irish president and it might've been today or a century ago

past a door slaves brought jewels for queen of sheba and as the Whites are going in, blackasaur sez the tribesmen will trap em in with a stone

the Whites try to leave but king tries to force e in so Allen slugs him out and he tribes men wig out so when king is gonna throw a spear at e, they shoot the spear

As they never saw a gun they dont know what happened and run, then after a journal entry wonderin if they think they are gpds, the tribe has a dance

a tribe guy gives blonde her dads necklace, wait its blackasaur and it was from the way to the mine

they think her dad is in h e double ireland and figure to leave butblackasaur warns the tribe is gonna ice em if they try to leave and the witch dr mario is gonna accuse em of being evil and have em wacked soon

but the people are sick of violence for now and if a new leader rises up, they will go with it, like in Dune

Allen questions him on who he is, but is told hes only a diamond hunter, who looks and sounds a bit like Tony Todd

blacula tells em a story of a king who loved the land and fought a bad guy gagoolan his brother was to ice him in his sleep. so his wife and son were sent out in the desert and were rumored to have bit it

1 guy sez if true, the son should be king and allen sez blackasaur ishim and he agrees

some tribesmen listen in like niiiiiiiiiiinjas and tell others and after a danceblackasaur shows em his snake tattoo and tells em in aftricatalk and tells em he's gonna rise up but they need the White Mans help

he offers em slavery i mean freedom and diamonds and her dad who's still alive in the mines and wants their Magic powerrs but Allen sez he saw they dont got it

so I think gagool is the witch dr or the king  and wait the jourlal sez its the king whos using gagool to remove his enemies and the hournel sez only God can ave em

the next day the africans dance and when checking his books on a horse he bet on, he fins notes that there will be a solar eclipse like a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court where he'd be burned, like so many faeggots before him (In the 1800s it meant bundles of wood)

they gotta hold out til 11 15 and after more dancing, the witch dr phil walks around and whips a thing at a guy and the africans swarm and waste him

its 10 mins past 11 and the witch dr drew does another guy but not like b0ning in soviet california and she's working their way to the Whites and ibes the signal to waste blacenstein

Allen rns out and fres off a shot at the swarm of spear toting africans and they stop and he sez africa talk and king grabs a spear

eventually the eclupse blackens the area and the africans freak out and run around until blackington bear sings and eventually the sun comes back

the past king books it with a few guys and Allen sez in his journel the worst is comming and x king went fr reinforcements of the army to add 1 level 4 or lower warrior from his deck to hand

so 2 swarms of africans come for each other a its like Lord of the Rings but a White guy fires at em and they stop, but resume and its a battle at a wood fence

more afrcans come andits like Braveheart and they use fire spears to burn the village, as a tyrant will burn down a naion to rule the cnders, like the commies or trudeau or maryta

1 White guy fights an africanized african with both using blades and shields but when White guys lade breaks he tackles him and they fight over the african axe until another White guy wastes him

the fighting sops and blacker from Transformers Vitoy is made king but the chick was taken to the mine and the witch dr  fareed zachariah is gone

chick looks n the mine and finds a note sang her dads the ruchest man in the world and ges in a volcano or acid mne, its in b/w and fullscreen and looks cool

she finds her dad in  there and i think his leg is broe and the witch dr is near andthe mn come in, unblock a rck that would trap em in andgo by a bunch of coins and find em

witch dr leaves and allen sez the mine as f;d by a volcano and witch dr lights on fire the log the gus stopped the sone with a torch

blacasaur comes in and chades her and the rock falls and breaks the mine and the thing f--ks out and crubmles

they escape the ledge and i wonder how he broke his leg and wound up there

witch dr is crushed under the falling rocks and obrian has got diaonds for em in a handkerchief

also the volcano is gonna erupt andthey are trapped andchick feels bummed cuz its her fault they all are gonna bite it and wished to get back to soviet ireland instead of h e double irelsnd

the guy shes with is glad to be w/ her and theafriking blackasaur saves em by moving a big rock that falls in th lava and they climb outand ook it wit 1 guy grabbing some coins

a diary entry sez hes glad they can go home and theres no reason to stay there and king blackasaur sez hes sending 100 of his men to lead em through the desert and to rememer how they fought together

they leave and blackasaur sings and thats it

te end

i mea the end

that was pretty good

nice story and action, good acting, nie effedcts, good filming and likable cracers

i never read the book but it seems a lot like Congo by michel crichton

its only like 80 mins and holds up pretty well

its got that 30s style and good style and its an entertaining adventure story

I liked this one and I'm glad I saw it

For King Solomon's Mines 2 I want the kid of the irish blonde and the guy she liked to return with 20th century tech before WW1 and try to dig up the mines from above, but daemons from king Solomon's era are freed and attack, and devolve the land into h-ll on arth, so Blonde Jr whos a curvy chick in a metal bikini cuz she rwad too much pulp novels, and Allen's nephew twam up and batle em with holy armor from King Slomon's Mine that's from bfore Noa's Flood and has high ech that can fight daemons. Also its a 16 bit Beat Em Up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar andgba with 1 player as Blonde Jr and the other as Allen's Nephew and you fight people, plants, fungus and animals devolved by daemons and beat the evil putta em.

Broken Arrow Review

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Broken Arro0w

This is my review on Broken Arrow from the distwnt furure year to Yagyu Jubei of 1950 (70 years before Transformers Zone and Robotech Season 2)

Its directed by Delmer Daves who did Demetrius and the Gladiators

It stars Jimmy Stewart from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\It's a Wonderful Life\Rope\Rear Window\The Man Who Knew Too Much\Vertigo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\The Rare Breed\Firecreek\An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/The Naked Spur, Jeff Chandler from Thunder in the Sun, Good Christian Debra Paget from Demetrius and the Gladiators/The Ten Commandments/From the Earth to the Moon, Basil Ruysdael from The Violent Men/Blackboard Jungle, banana crammer commie Will Geer from Salt of the Earth/The Searchers/In Cold Blood/The Bill Cosby Show/Jeremiah Johnson/The Waltons, Joyce MacKenzie from nothing I saw, Arthur Hunnicutt from The Red Badge of Courage/The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/the 60s The Twilight Zone, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo/Saskatchewan/True Grit, and some guys I never saw in anything.

I never saw this b4 but its inspired by actual people, but changed a lot, like every movie does

so after logo and credits and tirle to technicolor and fullscreen on a paper looking like Robin Hood, we get narration saying its 1870 nd about a indian trie leader and they translated the apache lasnguage to American but clains its true

After getting outta the army, jimmy went tp meet a guy and saw a buzzard so he followed it to find an apachebiting it and struggling to move

jimmy was fighting e for years and their violence and war crimes like skinning people and roasting em  or executing em with hot coals 1 coal at a time

he gives the indian water but the indian tries to sank him but jimmy stops him and cares for him to dig buckshot outt his back and help him recover over a few days

his wounds wwre infected but it dont show it and in the real version were probably oozing pus and goo

so he is on a thing to become a man at 14 like a red barmitzva  and has to go back to help his mom and jimmy is surprized apache care for their kids

the apache talks about his gds and how he plays for the Whites to be wiped out like reddit guys  but dont want jimmy iced

then arrows attack and miss and apace sezto put away his gun and calls out that this White man is his friend

his dad comes by and rags on his son for being nice to a White Man and calls his son tame and a woman but its said apache dont take scalps

they let jimy go and he learned the apache can be fair and he told em he looks for gold or yellow iron like the sun is calle day moon

laer some White men come by andthe apache sniperem like j fk but with arrows and the men eventually notice anda gunfight breaks out

the survivors were gung and grit blurred out 1 of em cuz i guess they gotta protect the candya55es and 1 was buried in the ground, his face rubbed with food, and the ants ate him alive as he had apache scalps

tey tell him this is apache land and not for Jimmy's race and its like general Jack Pershin capping 49 malcontents, dumping the bodies in a pit, and dumping pig guts on em, then sending 1 survivr to tell the rest of em

so jimmy goes back to te civ ilized area and talks with the guya and meets the commader who sent for him who sed hes ordered to clear out the apache as they iced a few but jimmy sez there was 5 not 50 and that he wascaptive and lt go as they owned him for saving 1 of em

they wondr why he didnt ice the teen and jimmy sez the chief know the area better than him and is tougher and more skilled than commander thinks but whena rancher sez jimmy might  e siding with em, jimmy nearly bts him but the rancher sez his woman was iced by em

jimmy sez a snooy lt betrayed the chief and hung his bro while having a truce and he's tired of killing and chief has the tribes united

the mail can't make it through and jimmy wants to learn apache protoculture to talk with chief and get the msl through and theythink hes nuts and tjis apache agrees to help him

after a skipped training arc that might have a montage in the 80s remake, jmmy comes out witha cloth andsez not to lie and chief can see through his heart which i thik means sensing ki

the teacher sez he saw an owl which is an omen and jimmy didnt and goes out and has a fire at night and worries of the apahe who might lurk like ninja

eventually he makes it to the cheifs stronghild and keeps his hands visible and no sudden movies like a guy talking to a cop who pulled hi over so the cop dont gotta ice him when he goes for a firearm to get away

jimmy gets there and sez hes here to speak to the ceif and sucks up to him andgives a possible guy his gun and bullets saying he wants em when he leaves andmeets the cheif who was not in the film yet and it not the guys dad

jimmy explains thatmail is like smoke signals and asks for letting the Americans have mail

chief sez they can be use for signals against em but jimmy sez they use telegraph and army messengers and when asked i he fought em he ez yes at the battle of apache pass

chief tkes him back to his cabin and i man tent and ez he fight to defen his people from the gov and asks why he not ice jimmym, jimmy sez the mailmen did no wrogn and he sez his kind did no wrong and were iced like his bro

chief thinks jimmy wanting peace is unusual for the White man and jimmy is allowed to saty the night and they go out to tak together in a non b0ning way

jimmy knows of their dance for a young girls comming of age ceermny like a bart mitzvah and  chief sez she's holy now and he brings jimym to see her

she sez each scar is a mark of something and he's doing well and he brings in jimmy who she tends to his arm wound and sez prophecy of his arm not hurting and havign a long life

is she using witchcraft? or ki?

her name means morning star like the devil and later jimmy is shaving and chick is amazed by it and thought he was skinning himself

he shows he aw her in a mirror and she is amazed by it as Bible Era Tech is too much for em to get

she wants to go as she isnt' married yet and isnt allowed to talk to apache men except at rituals and dances but sometimes meet in secret an probably b9ne

she goes off to get berries and he follows and sez he hopes to come back as they like each other and he wants to not be alone anymore

chief comes by and sez he will let the mail go through and no others to show the apache power

J-Jimmy comes back ns tells rte people but learns when he was out the apache attacked a wagon but jmmy sez chief sd he's not ending the war

1 guy bets jimmy that 5 riders will go and return for 300$ and 1 guy volunteers as he trusts the bimmy

they return and wait its 1 and was late and hot drunk and the next few ridersgo by w/o iincident

a wagon train goes out and has a lot o forces in his wagon for whe the apache attack

the attack and run past em and a buncha Americans chse em aainst the higher ups orders then the 2nd wave attacksand cits em off

then men come out and fire at the apache and its like in robotech with th invid and the SDF-3 but threaache ack the wagons and waste the Americans

after the sruggle a few survivors get up and the horses stay by em and dont eat the fallen

so the people think someone tipped off chief to the men in the wagn and the the last mail rider cam in but the rancher thinks jimmy fixed it and jimmy beats him out

the people think he let a mail rider throgh but iced a wagon train and jimmy sez chief has honor but they think ibdians dont got any

they pay him the bet and he throws it back and sez drinks r on me but they dont wat drinks from an inian lover andhe fights em but they go to string him up

commander saves him and wants to meet chief and is a good Bible Beliver andwants a peace treaty for the preseident grant who did war crimes in the civil war

jimmy wants equality for apache to have their on ethnostate like the frenchies got in soviet canada and jimmy agrees to bring him

jimm goes out tothe base and meets the chick who washed her clothes and hair and they grow coloser and make out

so chief returns and read the names of the fallen andmeets with jimmy and talk of who to trust and how you knw

then a ritual with the chicks in outfits like bible slaves and chief sez the chick jimmy likes is gonna be maiierd soon

they do a duck duck goose thing and chick chooses jimmy and they dance but she sez she cant be with her i meab him and it will cause issue

chief comes in p-ssed he took her but  jimmy sez he wants her for his wife but chie sez they'd be hated where they go andto stick to their own kind like a 50s guy

the couple wants to stay together and chiif sez he's stick up for em to her rents and the guy wjo wanted her isn't happy and  everyone knew of em

later he sez the rents refused but its a joke and agreed to horses and cr-p in exchange as its the 1800s and ceef wants toge em

at night a guy trys to shnk jimmy but he beats im out andcheef comes in andtels him attacking a safe promised guy is forbidden against his bushido code and sends jimmy to eksewhere before capping the assassin

so jmmy will marry at the next moon as her mom wanted and jimmy talks with chick 

Huh, according to candy a55 wikipedia, this was based on the 558-page novel Blood Brother (1947) by Elliott Arnold, which told the story of the peace agreement between the Apache leader Cochise and the U.S. Army, 1855–1874

jimmy has cheef andgeneral meet to sign a peace treaty and this is seeming like robotech wth love on each side of a war of difference races

jimmy shows the apace the treaty and sez its a picture map ewth words deciding the terrtory and land and there's q/a saying theyd string up Whites who ice reds

the reds are bummed tey cant raid mexicans and stwal and loot and pillage and b0ne em and dont wanna raise cattle thinking its weak as they never been to teas

1 wats to break away and lead his own group like king henry the 8th or the devil and chief breaks rhe arrow and sez ge's tryig peace but if anyone wants to walk away, they can and forme a new groupe

if more leave then stay, then he resigns but not many leave and the rebellionizer takes the nane te mexicans game im as hes ashames f being his tribe and becomes, geronimo!!

general and jimmy eat pony likepinky pie anr rerity in my little pony and cheef sez he'd try peace for 3 months and general agrees

so some didnt blieve in the other side and the sides walked by each other w/o violence and coaches went byun mo les tud

as a coach stops a guy in the woods opens fire and  jimmy sez its renegade indians who want their guns ad wanna wait tl night to get em as they gt em pinned down at the river

bimmy goes off tolaunch a smoke signal and laterte guys are loe on ammo and thim jmmy f;d em

then jimmy and a swarm of apache come in likezentraed siding with the robotech defence force aganst malcontents and save em

so its 12 days and things look good ad bimmy is gonna marru his woman and has ther cereminywith blood mixing like some daenonic thing

i wouldnt want my son marrin outside his race. no orcs, hobbits, dwarves or gnomes. elves I can tolerate, but might not tolerate me.

so they go out and its a bit lighr ad hazey and they hae a romantic positive momenrt and go in her tent to b0ne

its 16 days and cheef hears geronimo went to mexico and cheef sez to keep the peace so its nt the reds that break it

jimmy is with his wife andtells her of Adam and Eve ad shes amazed the world is so bg and she knows little

its ok, my gf is kind of a bimbo and i care for her

she wondersif he'd dump her but he sez he wont abdlaer ceef teaces jimy how to use a bow as chick laughs at his cr-ppy bow work

a boy comes up and sez 2 colts was jacked by apache and he tracked em and thinks tey are here

cheef sez hes lying but jimmy sez bys dad hates te reds and dispriving him will be good for the cause andthey go wth em

a bunxha Whiteswait in ambush and rancher is thereand sez to fire when his by is out

boy books it and tey open fire on them cappng jimmy and hs woman who went out fighting wth a knife chaRGE

cheefescapes and throws a knife into rancher who thought he was outta arrows and  the rest book it to soviet mexico to be b0ned ewad by the cartel

later jimmy comes o and sees chic is iced and when jimmy wants revenge on te survivor, cheef comforts him and sgives him good advice tha he lost hus men too and peace isnt always easy

soon after, they rounded up the attackers and commander bible guy comforts him and jimmy ralizes that her end brought on the peace they needed ad she's always wth him

the end

that was great

i got a bit teary eyed at tha ending

nice acting and this was one of the st westerns to show the reds in a positie view

jmmy does good in here and its a nice film with good themes

nice music and action and it don't drag and goes by at a nice pace

I like the color and its pretty cool

even though i think the romabce was made up and not in the real story i think it worked

its a well made film and i'm glad i saw it

For Broken Arrow II I want the sasquatch tribe to come from another dmension and want the land they left long agi that the White Man has. The gov gets Jimmy to negotiate but it they dnt follow imabd he escapes. then he gets the apache to twam up with em to fight the apache. Its also a 16 bit Srpg like Shining Force and on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as a team of Americans and Apache agnst the sasquatch race to take em on with Steampunk tech from tesla and edison.

Game Reviews Volume 35 From 2024 Part I

Another 10 games I beat in this year. Its 2024, where's all the hovercycles and mars bases and power armor?

Just beat Spellcaster for Master System on my 2DS. Its a mix of 2D side scrolling Run N Gun with some point and click adventure, then the last level is a Vertical Scrolling Shmup. 1 button fires a Ki Blast that can be charged by holding it for a bit but you can't walk while charging. The other button is jump but Down when holding Attack uses Magic that uses up meter. You get Blue Orbs hat heal life and Gold ones that boost Magic from busting enemies. There's some puzzle solving with talking to people, using items at the right time and looking at the right spot on the screen with the Look and At What commands. There's Armor pieces you collect that boost power and a password system that uses a lot of characters. You have spells like Kannon that sends the dead to the next life and Mars that heals you or Makiri that lets you fly. There's a Pyramid level that's a maze to get through that's tricky but its best to use a guide to know what doors to go through. You get unlimited tries and even if you fall on a boss you return to the battle or place you entered the area. Its a bit annoying at times and you can't crouch and fire or aim up or down and going up stairs is tricky as if you get touched, you fall off. The graphics are pretty good and the music is nice and fits the supernatural theme. It controls pretty well but some parts are tough, but its best to farm for Gold Orbs to get a lot of Magic Power. Its based on the 80s Seinen Manga Kujaku-Oh/Peacock King/Spirit Warrior and the Genesis game Mystic Defender is a sequel to it in Japan. But as they didn't use the series License Rights they changed the names like in Last Battle with Aarzak. Its a solid game and not so bad but can be annoying and you probably wanna us a guide. Some things are only accessible by talking to the right guy and doing things in the right order. Sometimes you gotta try each option or spell to figure out what works as it don't let you use what you can't. Glad I played this one.

Just beat Shenmue on PS4. Its a Dreamcast game ported over but with a lot of bugs like music cutting out and humming or screeches when at the harbor or getting stuck in 1st person mode. Its a 3D game where you try to find the guy who iced your dad and go from clue to clue, talking to anyone who might help and find the next place to go. You have a notepad that tells you the clues you found and you get money to spend on things like capsule toys of Sega guys or going to the Arcade to play Space Harrier or Hang On as Yu Suzuki did em too. The graphics are pretty good for 128 bit and its fully voiced with some kinda bad voice work, but it adds to the feel and makes it better. There's a few fight levels where you beat guys up and Quick Time Events that you got a second to press a button or D Pad to do a move important to the story. If you fail you go back to the last checkpoint and try again endlessly. There's a day cycle and sometimes you gotta wait for time to get there but can kinda speed it up by going home and going to the door to choose to go to a place then run back to skip a few mins. It kinda has Tank Controls of up is forward and left is turn left, but its 3rd person and you get used to it. Kinda rough though. The characters are designed well and there's good personality and heart. There's also 1 part of driving a motorcycle on an empty road and a story arc of working at a shipping yard with driving a Forklift, like the other Sega Game, Spider Man Vs The Kingpin. It controls weird but I got used to it after a bit. Its an interesting game and holds your attention but the camera is kinda spazzy and makes me feel like puking. Its in 1980s Japan in the Reagan Years of the Showa Era and has a good feel of 80s Japan. You got a few save files and some parts are tricky but its pretty forgiving. Plus if you screw up enough it lefts you go on. I liked it and you kinda do things at your own pace, but can skip things if you know where to go. Glad I did this. Its different.

Just beat Streets of Rage 4 on PS4. Its a Beat Em Up sequel to the 90s games  on Sega and continues the story.  You can change the controls and 1 button jumps 1 attacks, 1 is Strong move that costs life but that can be healed by beating on guys w/o being hit, and there's options for Throwing weapons or Back Punch or w/e, but you can use 2 button at once to do that. Its got great graphics that are hand drawn animation and a lot of babes, unlike most remakes or sequels nowadays. The music is good and you can change it to 16 bit style, which I did. It plays pretty well and forward and attack in a combo can do a stronger move that don't use life. Its got a counter for combo hits in a row. You an use weapons on the ground but they eventually break and can grab and throw guys by walking into em, which is good against the Karate guys and the Gun guys as well as the fat guys. If you get thrown, hold ump and you land w/o damage like in the past games. Its got level touches like a chandelier that you can cut down on guys with a sword on a rope and pits to throw enemies into that only damage you if you fall in. Its got unlockables like past game players and hidden secrets as well as cameos from other guys not in the game. You start each level with 2 lives and 0 counts as a life, and can get more with points. The style of the art and characters is really 80s/90s and its not censored like some of the past games were with covering up the chicks. The story is good and relates to music which fits this series and the new characters work. Its a solid game and holds up well. You get Infinite Continues but gotta restart the level you were on and there's 12 levels. You can choose the health items like pizza or poutine and there's Stars to find that can be used as a powered move that varies by what character you use. It took me around 4 hours to get through it and I had a mostly good time. It was tricky to get foot when I wanted it when holding an item though. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Zillion for Master System on my 2DS. Its 8 bit and side scrolling and is compared to Metroid meets Impossible Mission. Its based on an 80s anime from the Robotech guys Tatsunoko that's based on a Laser Tag thing. You gotta find these 5 Floppy Disks hidden in capsules and rig the base to blow, then get out. 1 button is jump and 1 is fire and they seem to have it backwards and Start is the Stats screen but a button on player 2 does it too. You go through this base of rooms and blast open capsules to get symbols and put all 4 of em in the computer to unlock the exits. The symbols are mostly mirrored numbers and the exits stay unlocked. You can use a keycard to put n a code to turn off room traps for a bit or warp and can heal by getting Bread or Opa-Opa things that level you up. You can unlock 2 other guys and level up their life and gun to break tougher capsules and some walls have Bread or break away when shot enough. You can heal/go from 0 to 1 card by returning to your base and get 3 Continues where all your guys bite it in Game Over. The graphics are really good and the music is from the show and it plays pretty well but could be better. If a guy bites it you can't get him back w/o using a Continue and depending on how you leveled em up, might be stuck with being unable to jump higher or blast capsules w/ your remaining power level. The base gets kinda confusing so I say use a guide. I made it to the end w/o 1 of the 5 Disks so I looked all over to find it. Its a pretty good game and is better than the sequel that did its own thing. The characters have different life bars so you can switch when low and heal when you find life or upgrades. Its a bit tricky but worth going through. The codes to open the exits are random each time you enter the room and you can put em in any order on the screen. There's 1 boss at the end and you gotta escape the base b4 it blows in 300 seconds. I wrote down the direction//number of screens to go for it. Glad I did this.

Just beat Batman: The Brave and the Bold – The Videogame on DS. Its a beat em up platformer based on the cartoon and has you fighting guys as Batman or other DC HEROes and swap between em with the Touch Screen. B is Jump, A and Y are Attack, X does a stronger thing, L is Grappling Hook and R is Block. The DC HEROes have different moves based on who you use. If you do enough hits fast enough you get a Super Attack with the Touch Screen where both HEROes Team Attack. The Graphics are bold and colorful and there's a lot of little details, like when Gorilla Grodd Devolves Batman into an ape, Aquaman's Team Move shows Aped Batman. The music is lively and there's a few voices in it. It really captures the show's feel and style and even has a ref to the 60s Adam West Batman at the end. You collect money and can buy upgrades like firing more Batarangs or better Armor and its really forgiving with unlimited tries. I fell into pits over and over and never got a game over. It saves and there's a buncha levels to beat, then it unlocks the last one. It can be beat in a few hours and is pretty fun. When the show started I actually hated it as it seems stoopid, but then I saw Frobman's art where he said its a love letter to the Silver Age Comics, I saw it was doing it on purpose and was actually pretty good. It by WayForward and they usually do pretty good things and this is one of em. I think its made more for kids but it don't mean its bad. Not every game has to be Ghost's N' Goblins. Sometimes a lighter game is pretty good. Glad I did this one. I got it in box and the game pak has a damaged sticker but it was like 20$ with the middleman.

Just beat Samurai Shodown on PS4. Its a 2D Fighting Game with Weapons that can be knocked away and picked up again. 1 button each for Heavy, Light and Mid attacks and 1 to Kick and using the D Pad can do other moves. It takes play in 1787 between Samurai Shodown V and 1st Samurai Shodown and is animated in 3D with the Unreal Engine instead of Sprites like most SNK Games. Despite the title, most characters are not samurai, but Ninja, Kabuki, Ainu and a lot of Gaijin. The animation is pretty good and has a bit of a cartoony look that's not trying to fake being reality. The music is pretty good and has that feudal Japan feel. It plays pretty well and I used my main man Ukyo who I found the Down and Heavy Sword attack could do a roll that when spammed, could handle most guys in a few hits. You get unlimited continues as this is an arcade style game and in arcades you can put in an other token. There's 2D art and the game is voiced in Japanese with American words subtitled. At the credits is a pretty 90s sounding song in English and I liked it. You face a few guys then its the final boss so you might not face all the fighters in here. There's good blood and wounds and its pretty cool but you can turn it off if you're a wiener. The final boss is this naked chick who went emo and goes demon and you gotta beat it outta her. After you win 1 round vs her she powers up and  starts the fight with a ki cannon that creams you if not blocking, but can do a huge ki arrow later in the fight, often after teleporting to the other side so if blocking, you now face the other way and ain't blocking anymore. She gave me some trouble but I beat her. The game can be bean in under an hour and it keeps track of how much fight time you had. I made it to her in under 6 mins of fighting but those cut scenes eat a lot of time. Its a cool game and I had fun doing it. I even beat a guy after losing my sword and backhanded him, plus didn't know what to press to get it again. Glad I played this.

Just beat Shantae for GBC on my 2DS. Its a really well made 8 bit game that came out when the GBA was out so most missed it. Its by WayForward and is kind of a Metroid thing where you play as this half genie and go after this pirate chick to get these element stones and stop her from using a steam engine to take over the world. A is jump and B is attack and holding B makes you run. Start brings up a menu and can choose to use Items you buy with gold enemies drop. Select opens the Dance and you use A B and the D Pad to do moves to turn into animals or teleport to towns when you unlock the options. You can collect things and heart containers and more of the game opens when you get more formes. you can also unlock attacks in Beast Mode by finding talismans and each Beast Mode has its own feel and weight and abilities. Its got great graphics and the music is good and it plays and controls well. Its got good world building with creative likable characters and good writing and various minigames like a dice match or dance DDR thing. Looking back her dance and bikini top thing reminds me of Jungle De Ikou a bit, plus her red outfit and the rival being blue colored. You got towns to visit and can heal in the bath or save and there's save points in the wild. There's a day/night cycle with stronger enemies in night and things to collect like Warp Squid where after getting 4, you go to town and give em to the mom and unlock a Dance. For the Dance you press the thing when the meter at the bottom gets to the note and the next one when it loops around, but you gotta have it reach the note again w/o pressing anything to have it activate. Its got infinite continues and you go back to a save point with 4 lives, but biting it on the final level has you return on the segment you fell on, even using Continues. Spikes are 1 hit kills and there's hidden paths and secrets. Dungeons have you getting Keys to unlock doors/solve puzzles and its not too hard. Glad I did this one. Its great.

Just beat Soulcalibur VI on PS4. Its a 3D Fighting game from Namco Bandai where you play as a 1500s guy or girl or monster and fight 1 on 1 matches til 1 is outta Life. Its kind of a retelling of the 1st game but more info and there's a Libra Of Souls Mode that has you make a character and fight through a long tale. I didn't do that one as I don't really like creating my own characters and in Sonic Forces I didn't customize Original The Character. You could use it to make your fave anime character like Cutey Honey or Miko Mido though. there's a button for Weapon and Kick and Guard and Another Attack and Up and Down on the D Pad or A Stick moves into the Back or Foreground. It plays good but the D Pad on the PS4 doesn't always get it right and I roll around instead of attacking. There's a Story Mode where you get each character on a Timeline and fight battles with dialogue between em. As far as I know there's no credits if you beat all or any of these or if you do the Original Character Mode or the Arcade Battle Mode of fighting various guys, so I just did it with Taki. After downloading the game from Disc, you gotta slog through a user agreement that says you don't own the game you bought and can't use it for making adult or explicit or lewd content, which is odd considering the characters are half dressed, really buff or curvy, and have SM Themes. Also it wants your data and to track what you do, so good thing I didn't connect my PS4 to the Web. You can change the controls but it says letters like A and G and I didn't care to figure out which is which so I mainly spazzed on the D Pad and hit the Square Button to spam attacks. I never actually lost a fight in here and somehow did Super Moves with a Cinematic thing. There's a Paper Scissors Rock thing where the fighters slow mo clash and you gotta press a button to decide the winner. Its got great graphics and nice music and the voices are a bit stiff but not bad. Its a decent game but didn't synchro with me much.

Just beat War Gods on N64. Its a 3D Mortal Kombat style game where you play as these guys devolved by a space thing and fight to get the other space things to become the ultimate. So kinda Highlander. You can choose what buttons do what and there's High/Low Punch/Kick, 2 Roll buttons that have you dive away, A Block and 3D one that lets you move in/out of the background. Start Pauses and Z can't be used except to choose Fighters but you can use the A Stick or D Pad to move. Its typical Mortal Kombat kontrols like Forward Forward High Punch for a move or back and a kick to sweep te leg, but here you can trap foes in a move that stuns em for a bit like a net thrown on or skeletons holding em. The AI is pretty easy to exploit and if you stand away from em and jump kick then jump back, as I call it: Rainbowing, or for some, Jump around kicking, you can get em easy. There's 12 fights including a Mirror Match and 2 bosses, but the 2nd last one can fall with constant jump kicks forward. You can get up to 5 Continues and its best of 3 fights but the winner can finish the for MK Style. I played it on the easiest and it took me a while but I did it after like 4-7 attempts. I hardly used the moves and found it easier to jump kick everyone using Vallah the Viking Bikini Chick. Its by Midway and often the camera rotates to get the fight 2D based and that throw me off a bit, and often my attacks were a bit out of reach of my foe. The graphics are good for N64 and the music is fine. There's no Ring Outs and there's voices with some MK guys. Its not a bad game and can be beat in under half an hour on a good run but its not the greatest thing ever. Some hate it but its a decent game that you can have fun with and there's nice touches like the rock guy taunting the SM Chick using a Medusa finisher as he can't be turned to stone, but then gets nuked by laser eyes. Glad I played it.

Just beat Marvel vs Capcom infinite on PS4. Its a 2D Fighting Game where you play as 2 Marvel and/or Capcom guys and face 2 others. there's 4 attack buttons and the D Pad or A Stick with em does different moves. Also is a swap characters button and a way to activate the Infinity Stone you choose. Typical Strong and Fast attacks and Up to Jump with Back to Block and you build the Infinity Stone Gage with attacks and blocks. You can use a Button and combo I'm not sure how to do fully to use an Infinity Bar and do a Super Move, but if the bar is fully filled, it has a super effect based on the stone like Soul reviving a beat ally. It plays pretty well and the Graphics and Music are pretty good. It goes for an Openly CG style like Reboot instead of faking reality like Star Wars. There's a Story Mode I didn't do but did use the Arcade Mode to face a few guys, then Ultron Sigma then Omega Sigma who looks like a Yugioh Card like The Blazing Mars or Marik fused with his god card. The voicing is good and you can change what buttons do what. The game keeps trying to go online 1st and then has the option of playing it real. I used Spider-Man and Zero from Mega Man X as I used to use Spider-Man in the Arcades when I did the 1st game, and I liked the X Games with Zero and the Zero Games on GBA. People chose Dragon Ball FighterZ over this when it came out but this is a good game and don't got much wrong with it. They did shrink Morrigan's chest for this one, which I suspect Disney of doing as they owned Marvel when this came out and had the X Men excluded as Fox owned them then I hear. Also they don't like Jessica Rabbit from Roger Rabbit, which is rather suspect. Bu this was a good game and I had some good time s with it. You get infinite rematches f you bite it and the final boss is tough, but keep at it til you get good or lucky. Glad I did this one. Its better than others thought when it 1st came out. Oh and the other character recovers some life when not in use.

The Misfits Review

 Note: I spell fit to be tid andwhipped

The Misfits

This is my review on The Misfitsfrom the distant future year to thr evil fdr of 1961 (70 years before the invid attacked in robotech and batlstars the return of convoy transformers)

its directed by John Huston who did The Maltese Falcon/Key Largo/The Red Badge of Courage/The African Queen/Beat the Devil/Moby Dick/The Night of the Iguana/The Bible: In the Beginning.../Wise Blood

its written by arthur miller who was mariluns butt buddy and was close to commies and is based on his story

It stars cool but occult worker Clark Gable from The Iron Horse/Red Dust/thr 1935 Call of the Wild/Mutiny on the Bounty/San Francisco/Gone with the Wind, trgic victim of j fk and hs brother Marilyn Monroe from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/River of No Return/The Seven Year Itch/Some Like It Hot, back door Montgomery Clift from Red River/From Here to Eternity/Suddenly, Last Summer/Judgment at Nuremberg, Thelma Ritter from Miracle on 34th Street/Rear Window/Daddy Long Legs/Pillow Talk/Birdman of Alcatraz/How the West Was Won, openly Polish and loving husband Eli Wallach from Baby Doll/How the West Was Won/the 65 Genghis Khan/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Mackenna's Gold/The Godfather Part III/60s Batman/Highway to Heaven/Law & Order, Kevin McCarthy from 1sts Invasion of the Body Snatchers/60s The Twilight Zone/The Rifleman/The Howling 002 i meab 1/Addams Family Reunion, and a buncha guys i never sw in anting or aint on bacl door, weener cleaner, aids bag, banana crammer, frooty booty, sodom bottom, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, commie, soviet wikipedia

this wasthe last movie of clark and marilin as both bit it soon after

so after cedits to puzzle pieces moving around on a black screen, this car guy vcomes over to get this chics car and finds it was a divorce present from her husband and it was f;d in an accident

in the house is marilin or mm andthe lady who told car guy of cr-p asks her of her husbands cruelty andcant recall the words for describing him being mean to her in a weird way of saying hes not there

car guy talks with mm and not her bra size, but theres a lot of fat chicks wuth that now on onlyufans and instagranm, over the carand drives her to town

theladt is her lawyer who sz "say it it dont gotta be true" as many lawyers are depicted as greasy sleazy lusty greedy cheats and snaesks who's sell their kids for a few coins ike guts in bersekrk

clark gable, or cg, sez bye to his dame at a train thing and hangs with car guy and mm wants to throw her ring in the rive but lawyer supports her ditching her man

for better or worse, as long as you live, nt, until i get bugged by his acts or if hes too busy for a bit

at a ba mm whines about her going back to start over and over and her mom was 2 busy for her and sges bummed and unbalanced

she sees a dog andits owner introdyuces her to clark named gaylord cuz it wasn't funny in the 60s like meet the parents

gaylord is a cowboy but not like heath ledger b0ning jake gyllenthal and is into her and she never finished high school

shes never been outside reno and he tells get to take life and have fun with it

they go out anbd drive in the wastelands out of reno 9 1 1 and lawyer sez cowboys are the last real men but not reliable

they go to a cabin where car guy's wife bit it and was pregnant and they were toether since 7

lawyer sez how in soviet nevadathey leave things like nukes ormoney or wives and she lost her confederate accent

they mention a manly cowboy with 1 arm andue the car radio for music astheres no electricity and cg dances with mm

car guy ddances with her and probably gets a b0erbut we dont see his huge cut parts andis a great dancer

cr guy sez his woman didnt dance and wasnt gracefl and she gets kinda f;d about wife not knowing his dancing and she gets lusty on himand takes off her shoes for the foot fetish guys

they go outsde and sges loopy but nt off poopy luike the poopsie toys and spzzes around and tries seducing a tree for some nterkingdom romance

cg takes her back and ses out of it and cg coms onto her with compliments on her looks but sez shes sads, which is kinda f'd as mms real husband write this when they broke up

so later in bed clark is smooching her but they might not have b0nedand wait shes nude and we see her uncut back and maybe they did

they have breakfast and talk of marriage and life abd how things changed as marrisge is meant to be forever but not it seems not

they go out and ride horses and a plane goes over em but at this garden he sees theres been a rabbit around and cg is gonna end it

mm stands up for the rabbit and gets whiny and cares not for the lettcuce being eaten alive than that rabbit mauling him

later car guy talks of his time in the war and he nd clark wanna go up and catch mustangs in the wild

after a call to his mom monty clift tewms up eith the gang and goes to get mustsangs and sez he bre his arm the samre placre three times

mm sez she does interpretive dance and they gi through town with mnty drinking and waving to his droogs

they go to a bar where mm does paddle ball snd guys drinkand mm is kicking a55 at it and got a combo going as guys check out and slap her thicc a55

monty and cg haasle the guy for feeling her and they go offwhere cg sez hed marry her

they got a lot of coins and this 1800s chic asks for money for a fence fr a grabeyard to keep the cpwboy hoes from ating in it

so they go to a rodeo and mm whines of horses made uncomfy to make em buck and monty dors a ride ut got f'd andmm whines about it and gets whiny and the uys laugh it off as they are mosnty alpha males andbada55

mobty rides a bull, got f'd and was out cold likea rappes woman after saying no andmm wines more but the guys lsugh it off

they go to a bar anddrink and monty dances with mm anchis nost i mean nose is f'd and he's got a headache from brain damage

he goea out to lat dow and whines of the bull who fd him ike family guy on the family guy

he gives her advice to not get aded or w/e and is impressed shes nice and sez he got kicked so hard he was out a day and niht and his woman and buddy ditced him

he aint seen em since and they probably got iced or the gangs got em, sawed off their legs and kept em as slaves in a drug lab

also as a kid a hunter cappe his dad and not like the hunters in nami sos and his mom got a nw guy and sided wth him instead of monty and didnt let him have his dads farm

monty trists and might love mm and then clark nt knt's kinds come by and clark is drunk but the kids aint here and car guy played by eli wallach not roh sez they went outside

cg calls for hs kids drunkenly anmaes a scene and blacks out and this is why i dont drunk

eli drunk drives em and is mental over his ww2 killings from dropping cr-p from a plane and is going fast and fd

this is why i dont drnk or drive

se comforts him and he calms and they stop by a wood thing being made and ei starts f-kin with itbd making walls outta wood and my dad sez this is night but its clearly day

this is in nie b/w but widescreen

clark comes to and drunkenly f's with theplants and monty gets up and wants to remove bandages from his head, not recalling last night from the liquor as the other 2 lauhand monty falls on his unvirgined a55

mm gets em in eli's place andgaylord drunkenly rambles on her and what he tins shes up to and why the other guys are here

then its openy day and they drive off and a plsne goes by and they look up in a picnic and eli sez how this star in the sky is far away, but its black night sky with wite stars and the sky in gthe other ahots is lght

the dog freaks out and the eli sezthe dog knows its gonna bite it and wen mm hears the horses are ground up into dog food, she's bummed cuz shes a whale kissing dykacuz hugging moon maiden

she thought the horses wee used for riding and cg sez they got motor scooters and now we got machines so we dont need em cuz things changed

also g sez thimgs feed on orher things and she boyght dog food with horses and she dont get the food chain of spiders eating birds and cenipeds eating snakea

she sez she thought he was kind and kind men dont kill, but in the 80s we go Kenshiro and Seiya and Goku and Jiro Shutendo

he explains she dances like a 5kank in clubs andthis is his dance and he took off his hat for her and this makes her ok with it

nowadays she'd be a vegan trying to tuen dogs vegan and having nutrion deecys

then its mybe day but this dont seem to care about lighting for night andeli goes up in a planein his bullet proof jacket

he fibds horses and flys by em low a few times takes a shotgun to em but misses to dramatic music

cg mm and monty wait for the hordes to be driven there andafter some talj the plae comes by sooner than expected ada half dozen horses ae headed there

a wyld stallion, 2 mares and some coultons and they think there should be mre like 15 total andmonty is bummed as he thinks its not worth it

the plane lands and eli drives cg and monty aond to lsso the horses with tires on the other end to fd music dissoant

tey rope e and 1 is roped by the legs and they get tne wyld stallion and go to tie em up for the dealers the next day

wyld stallin looks disturbed and not like the babes on my little pony andthe horse freaks outas its roped

mm trys stoping cg buthe shoves her a55 hown and she getds whiny again, which is why you dont bring dames or girly men on missions

they tie up the horse andclark sez the less you end the worse it looks and she wants to buy the horses but clark has enough and gets p-ssed

they leave the horse for the dealer all tied up and my mom thinks its cruel for the future dog food

eli asks if she wants him to stop it and claims he only likes the flying and wants her to give him a rwason to stop

she wigs out and tirades on him for killig guys in the war and thinks he needs  reason to "be human" and would nuke da world if he coul

thas a big leap from catching horses to genocude, then again, no one accused women/vegans of logic

to the guys catch another horse and clark and eli decide how to chop it up but monty dont want any

mm wigs ut over them being "murderers" and goes on a b--chy tirade cuz they use meat

what a f--kin nut. alo, i iced a wasp today, beat it dead with a fly swatrer. sent it to h e doble soviet nowhere as it dont got a soul. also i had burgers

monty dont want meat wait i said that, and this crazy busty blonde who loves animals and hates people is like pam anderson

so wheh monty i mean eli is getting ready to fly, monty betrays clark and jacks the trick and releases the cauht horses

imagine if I took your DS and released your pokemon? this is why you dont bring brain cripples on missions.

i knew he was a beta male

so a horseruns and clark catches it and is draggedbut he gets up and hes pulled on his feet and evetualy ge grabs its long phaIIic neck and they fight with mr horse stomping at him and clark butvt wrestling it down

eli is proud of clarck but he lets it go and sez its cuz things changed and e dudn't like it

so they go back anddrive off abd clark is close to marilin and she rambles on about a kid brave fro the beginning and they go off with nothing accomplished andv back where they started, like mm said she does.

the end

that was well made

good acting, the music was weird but intetesting, and the filming was good

huston does good things with the camera

clark did his own stunts and bit t days after filming and1 actor made it to 101 and eli made it to his 90s and 1 was marrie to Clara Bow

marlin acts well and is impressive but her character is a weenee who crys for dog food

also clark gable worked with the 1st thcc blone Jean Hartlow who bit it young, like marilin in the  60s and Anna Ncole in the 90s

for a last movie, this was pretty good and it dont feel like 2 hours

not much happens but it holds our attention and unteerest i mean inteest

Huston did it again

For The Misfits 2 I want it to be the 80s and marlin is a vegan supremacist who tries to get humans and animals and plants to not eat meat. but  the malcontents and animal nuts and beta males haqve united commie styl;e amd are launching an attack on Texas to liberate the cows. So the Alpha Males and tough chivks who eat a lot of meat team up and take on the candya55 crusade. Also clark was eaten alive by marlin who showed him how bad it is for animals and has no limbs and bone stumps and is her slave. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as a muscle guy and the other as a female body builder and they beat through the sissy vegans who brek apart on impact from nutrition issues and aids.

Super Size Me Review

Note: i spell better than this alleged doc gets things right

Super Size Me

This is my review on Super Size Me from the distant future year to the evil ghandi of 2004 (10 years befire robotech season 2 i mean 1)

its a propaganda fim by Morgan "Orange Lung Eater" Suprlock The Ear Raepist to bash McDonalds so he can ull hiself into the spotlight by draging them dwn

his sceme worked and he got a show on back door, cabdy a55, beta male, banana crammer, frooty booty, aids bag, uso suki, dciever, monkry junkie spinner soviet cnn where its ok to j-rk off on zoom calls like that demonist who thinks the Unborn ain't life did

i watched his cnn show and its all twisted, hates on Christians for not agreeing with queers, but sipports mus lims who execute em

Or works for 1 day at a gaijin farm, does it wrong on purpose, and makes it look like its "hard work" cuz the other guys did better, even though they had years of experance

this guy was pretty foul and with him curently being soing hard time in solitary in Dante's Inferno, I say, We got 1 less problem without him, he was surplus to requirements!

oh and candya55 wikipedia DON'T categroize this as a propaganda film, but DID for Unplanned about the chick who went Pro Life

cant trust those alleged humans. They think lee harvey oswald is a killer but nt oj

and many people dud the all mcD's Diet and got healthier as they didn't sit on their growing fata55es and only ate wheat i mean what they wanted, instead of eating too much and nt binge drinking to ruin the liver

and I notice Morgan Spurlock has the name of a daemon god in it if you take out rgan spur, which fits as he is evil

what the f? he/they diredcted One Direction: This Is Us?! what a wiener cleaner!

Demo, Yatsu wa Uso Suki wa Jigoku No Kuso Ima!

Moero! Jigoku Nio Kuso!!

so after logos we see kids singing of fast food and havingfu, then a quote from Thre Founder of McD's where look after the customer and the business wil l take care of itself or w/e

then a thing on how America got fat, which a lot of guys are into fat chicks, its not just for tall skinny black guys on the learning channel like that guy on the half ton sidters who b0ned dat blob

then man parts sucker makes 2 teen chicks sueing mcD's for making em fat seem like a good thing, like they don't got free will or don't know how to work out

also I new a chick wsho was 5'2 and 340lbs in High school and she's my friend and i like her cuz we have a lot in common

also in many africanized lands, they fatten up the chicks b4 marriage for their husbands

then sofomus spurko whines of mcD's having a successful business and operating all over the planet, like being a winner is bad, then again, whining of being "privildged" bacome popular with beta males and wieners, so they/them see things backwards like the soviets being good

so man parts hole wants to eat mcDongs for a month and after a music video, he goes to dr's and F--KING LIES as he claims he didnm't drink, but years after this, said he was drunk off his monkry a55 for decades and that included tjis experiment

after getting checked out, and told he's good, including a rectal exam where the dr reaches in his spurm hole and we see his a55crack with a hand reaching in like Iyahaya Nantomo by Go Nagai with Omorai Kun

the drs say its not gonna be so bad to eat mcDs and he might have some things but they dont now much on it, then goes to a nutritionist to get his stats and she sez have low fat and use bmi t see if ur good

but fat was later disproven as bad andactually has benefits, whilebmi only calvulates weight but nt what its made of, so musvcle weight more tan fat, so Hulk Hogasn might be counted as obese for hs 26 inch pythons

hes told people dont walk much so hes gonna limit hmself to 5000 steps a day, whivch the number of steps a man takes varies wildly between people and their lives and situations

mor parts in the butt has a gf whos vegan which is a bad sign and cooks him a vegan meal before his mcDs marathon, which McD's has protein in its meat and I actually got buffer eating mcDs cuz I worked out and didnt sit on my virin a55 j=rkin off on the floor hnnnnnnggg psssssst!!

so monket spurm counts his steps andts like 1200 to mcDs and hes gonna take a cab to be a lazy aids bag, and has a log of what he eats

after talking with strangers, he sez he only eas mcDs items, and must have everything at least once, and only sperzsizes when asked, plus needs three meals a day

so he talks to stranges aboutthe fat chicks who ate mcDs and 1 guy sez they'd whine if McDs refused service, then to a commie attacking cDs like he attacked tobacco cuz those are the same thing to this mnkey

like pearl harbor is the same movie as gone with the wind cuz both are american war and love films

or Ben Carson and o j simpson are the same as both are blac k celebs who cut people up, a brain surgeon and a murderer

look at these greasy slimy lawyers, they dnt care abut the cause, only how to suck the bucks outta the successful mcDonalds to feed their gree

then a chick whining about how mcDonalds 1st had 1 size but added bigger ones, like making everyone eat the same thing is good, then again, isnt mrgana a commie? make em "equal," but he's be more equal than others?

so more  than a c-ck sucker gets mcDs and supersizes cuz he was asked andovereats after being amazedby how much you ger, which is a good deal

he ges a tmy ache from overeating (what a shock!) and it takes this spurm bag like half an hour to eat it, only to barf it up

theres kids in the slums who would kll for that food, and you do this, what a butt f--ckin c-ck sucker

then some monkrys whining of the environment being "toxic" by giving us the option to have snacks and making people fat, even though theres other factors too, like playgrounds torn down for safer ones that aint fun to play on, or schools not having gym

also he attacks people for using machines to move and shows a wheelchair motored guy, pratty mean to mock crupples. I guess this is: the ma who laughs, at the disabled!

so more or less a t-rd talks of his b0ner not working or feeling wird or w/e and cmpares eating mcdonds to smoking and fatties eating burgers should be ok to insult people for like habing a cig

you know, guys who b0ne guys live 17-27 years less than normal guys, loo it up, thats true, and if i saw a guy b0ning a guy and told him how bad it was and hes gross for it, i'd be xalled "hateful"

so then munkey spur attacks mcdonaldds for being nce to kids and having a play place for kids to have fun is aeful

get f'd you wretched pile of human wadte! i loved those play plaes as a kid!

so then they bring up diabetus and say fatties get it, even though i know guys who had family members get it after a shot and THEY are givig more shots now

then a normal chick who looks good whining ofmedia making people pretty and it not being realistic, which is wh we got all these uggmos all over adds now

then jared from subway who people later hated or dating a 17 year old or w/e, even though you an get married at 16 in japan andcanaa had the min age for sodomy at 16, but thats different somehow, and shows jared being nice to fatties

also what about hugh heffner being 90 and b0ning 18 year olds? he was sleaze but celebrated for a few months of his butt buddys bithdays

also; i dont thik you ota b0ne that young, or even before marriage, but thats me

then one of the baskin robins guys saying his uncle was 240lbs andate a lot of ice cream and bit it, but 240 isnt that fat

also ben and jerrs got f'd by their product, but that com pany is a cesspool so i woundlt be surprized it they had it comming

and ice cream has more sugar and burgers have beef

then talks with a chick of how he otta eat better and have a yogurt instea of a sunday, but then he jabbers on of "only the small one, cuz bigger yogurts have as much calories as a sundae" but dont say the size of the sundae

then The Universe punishes him with a long hair in his sundaeand he pulls it out

after a check uphe finds he gained % of his weight and talks to more stranfers about enjoyng mcDs

so he eats mcnuggets and dummps on hw mcnuggets are made of shredded chciken with huhe t-ts and made nto the hapes we know and love

when i wateched tujos years ago, i went to mconalds the next day and ate mcnuggets

9 days in and this human enema is feeling bummed and cr-ppy, but doesnt say about his cnstant liquor use

then talks to a guy who ate mcdonalds big macs for years and this bbw who takes his order, but the guy looks like if john lnennon was less evil

he eats mcdonalds every say and proposed to his wife at mcdonalds and is is good shape and had hs 19000th big mac, which mcdonalds put n the sign congraduating him

after an artist dumps onmcdonalds and k mart being successful(well, k mart is over) and then makes 1st grader knowing ronalds mcdonald look bad but them not nowing Jesus as an artistdrew Him, even though we dont know the faith of the kids. They also knew George Washington 

they're kids! they watch tv! thet see mcdonalds outside! why wouldnt they know it?!

what next? comp;aining of 80s kids knowing Optimus Prime?!

so after a  cartoonof how candy companies spend billions on marketing, and how frt nuts spend a fraction on it, probably cuz these are businesses and the fruit guys are not copyrighted or owning their own sales, he claims mcdonalds having nutrition info on their website is bad cuz the 00 census sez haldf of america dont got the net(nearly half a decade before this film was makde)

alsoafter this oc the companies starrtign putting nutrition info upand i learned 2 doble hamburgers have a whole day of protein and more is goo for building muscles

but here he whines of howmost didnt have nuttrition info avalimable, like people actatuly want to look it up

ur out, its a family meal, ur having fun, who wants to stop and real the nurtition info? o we read the side of a box of mac and cheese befroe cooking it? thats what anorexics do! and anorexia is worse than naecrofilia!

no one dies from b0nng the dead, unless ur bumming a guy and the torso cavrs in and you get shanked with a bone shard, and we aint talking about icing a guy to b0ne the corpse like the gay xxx star in canada did

I mean the condition of findng the dead hot, compared to the condition of anorexia, and anorexia is one f the deadliest mental illnesses

so he got a bllod test andgot weiged and gained 10% of his/her body wirght

then dumps on schol sfor having fun food like fries and ketchup, whcih prsident husseins butt buddy mikey took away from kids and they hated him for it

1 teacher sez the kids might eat other things besdirs fried and get home food, but this 1 kid didnt so they mak i look bad

also he whines that prisons get lunchies too like hes Go Nagai makin school look like jail andcomplains of some schools haveing mac and cheese instead of cooks cooking, which is more expensive and takes longer, probaly a unions thing too with those sub humans sayig "we will only do ou job this many times"

then they have  schoo wth kids in a different place with kids said to be troubles and having no processed food or beef and it allegedly dont cost as much, but i question that

and maybe these ids are acting better cuz they know they got paison if they f it up, and if they do, its butt hammer city homie!

in the manliest state, Texas, h gets the local specialand supersizes it cuz he was asked and sez texas had 5 of the top fattest citirs in amercia, bu t i know a frw guys in texas and they are nice guys, and they all like fat women.

then munkey spurm whines of how illinois is one of the fattest states and is the only one with mandatory phys ed.

now i liked gym class, i enjoyed scooter hockey and odge ball and skiing and curling and billards

so then munkey parts dumps on Bush Jr for trying to help the kids by punishing schools forn being cr-p factories andthe kids being devolved monkeys who dont know anything, but also cutting aay into recess to give more test prep time

he talks to various strangers abou what a calorie is, (a unit o energy measurement) but noen of em know it but a black woman with bad hair nerd (no the bad april o neil) does

day 17 is the blizzard of 2003 and he gets all his mcdonads meals in 1 trip and his b--chy vegan gf b--ches at him over eating meat and compares ham to heroin cuz shes a vegan and they are baka maruta

then his woamn dumps on his being a lazy sack of cr- and being bad in bed and how hes not b0ning as well as he should, which is bad cuz they arent married

did he marry that monkey? lokks it up, he did but duped her a55

they whine of there being sugar in everything but fries and salad, but so what? milk has sugar dont it?

so ge lost weight but its probably muscle from his stopping all exercise to intentionally ruin his body and gets a check up and sz hes really cr-ppy

he got a fatty liver and the doc avoids mentining his alcohol addiction and the dr sez this liver damage on fatty foods was never seen b4

his mom who sounds like a gay guy tells him to stop but he sez da liver heals itself

also i actally was getting a fatty liver but cut down on pop and got better

then they comparea drg that blocks receptors in the brain for drugs also stops chocolste from beng wantedlike its the same thing

like saying knives that cut food and knives that cut up people like oj did are the ame so ban all knives like soviet england wants

mcdongs fans are called heavy users and munkey spurm sez mcdngs france had an add saying theres no reason to eat it more than once a week

yeah but its fun anmd tastes good and is a nice place

so American mcdonslds countered the evlutionarily callenged frenvchies, saying mcdonslfs csn be a part of a healthy diet

so he talks to nutirionists, who nowadays are like guys saying to neuter ur son if he watces steven universe, and they clai its not good

cuz scientists are not humans wuth flaws or bias, but gods who never err and are always rght. like how they gave people lobotomies, orsay smoking toasted tobacco is healthier, or how they said "a glass of wine a day is good" then "therws no benefit to wine" then "ine is as bad as smokes"

more than a drunk dumpson how diets are eating our money and has a guy into gastric bypass to give up the choice to eat ore, like cloclork orange where they gave him the treatment to make him not choose violencs

then they show the surgetu with sticking rods in his gut like sodomites do to their fat slavesand f--kin his guts

so 21 days in he had breathing issues and not from his stnk and chest things

he goes to a dr and is told to take asprin, which is bad for the liver, andsez his medical stats are f'd, esp his liver, but it never sez its from all his booze, although dr caveman sez its like nicholas cage in leaving las vegas and how he f'd his liver with pooze i mean booze

his wman sez she didnt know it was dangerous and his dr sez to go to the emergency room and sto eang mcdonalds so much, but maybe if he ate what he wanyed instead of buying too much on purpose, it might be better, also; get off ur pig a55 and work out you slob!

then they talk to politicians about letting big gov interfere with private business, which is pretty unAmerican, but commies like this moth f--k would like that

alao he takes a laywwr for a bundcha companies saying "we're part of the problem but can be part of the slutuon"  and making him and his companies look like "he admits it! hes a prblem!"

so he calls mcdonalds and wants to interview em but they dnt respond cuz they now him too well galvatron

the outside the Whites only house has people plegding alliegence to the flag, but thhey mix it up, but then they get the mcdnalfs big mac thing right, cuz they hear it more times a day than the 1st

after going for a shae but they were ot, he sezafer 1 month he'd have aten 8 years worth of reccomended by nut riants mcdinalds

after over a dozen calls he gets the mcdnalds chick to interview on the phone as im sure a hih rank company chick has a lot of free time wihdnks whoare out to ruin em

his vigan aleged woman makes a detox meal plan to get him after a onth of fun food, but what she dont gt, is theres the food chain, the dit is eaten by the worm/plants, wich is eaten by cows or mice, which is eaten by 12 inch spiders, thats aten by foot long centipedes, for humans, the top of the food chain, to be slumming at the bottom with cows, is like a mcdnalds ceo hanging with the grease mnkeys in the kitchen!

so he gained like 25lbs in a month like faa55 syb huma george clooney for that movie

the jusge cancelled rhe suit on mcdonalds by the fat chicks, who would do well on instagram now as guys like big babes, cuz they dcouldnt prove mcdinslds caused their "injurirs"

fatness is a wound? my gf is 5'3, 225lbs, lght skin, dark hairm canadian, wait, is she Wolverne from X Men? Well shes good as she is andher size isnt a damage

so munkey spurm goes over the damage he had from his thing but never sez his binge drinking and has drs say cr-o agsinsr mcdonalds eating

then sez schools banning fun foods like chips and pop is good and cuz of the fat eens lawsuits

then dumps on mcdonalds having healthy food and sponsoring healthy thngs like sports bt dumps onthe mcgriddle having fat more than a big mac as back then they thought fat was unhealthy, likehow George Washington died of bloodletting when sick

then attacks mcds fr having a suersize opruon, which after this film , they did do and we miss it, and whines of mcdonalds serving fries motly as later they broughtb in apple slies and no one goes to mcdobslds for spples!

then sez if we dont, we'd wind p in the grave yard like a yugioh card and ends with "who do you want dwad 1st? u or them" ike we both cant live together in peace

only a sith deals in absolutes annakin

then thngs on where are tey now like the big mac fan eating 19600 big macs and the bypass guy havibg lost weight

then amazon pime jumped to the next one by mistake as the sequel about the chicken attack came up and i thought i was unpausing as the next up thing was covering the screen and i couldnt read all the cr-p

the end

that was nteretaining but a bunch of lies

he had anexpeitment and faked thing with bad data and missing facts to prove a point thats not ture

that morgan spurlock was no good and with him back in h-ll where hi kind came from, the world is a better place

i know it sounds mean, and im half joking or exaggerating my views, but he was a p o s who tricked people and made money off lifes for his ill gotten fame

the movie is entertaining, but i' rather watch Birth Of A Nation from the 1900s if teaching people

it got far less wrong and more right than this

he knows how to manipulatus and did a good job, but so did the maruta makig mao and their new guy seem good

remember, kim jong il got a guy to make movies for him

Also, I do like MdConalds and enoyed their games and food and their locations are a nice place to eat thats safe and clean and positive

this is like wieners whining of cartoons made to sell toys sold to kids

I loved Beast Wars and Power Rangers, they made my life better

I had good memories going to McDonalds on the way to my Grandma's for Christmas as a kid or when out with my dad in the city

Plus their childrens charities helped a lot of kids who could've bit it w/o the hope and love they got

And with moganna dead, Looks like he answered his own question about who goes 1st

McDonalds lives as he rottes in h-ll being b0ned by lincon and chyrchill and fdr and j fk and mandella and mao and peter trudeau and castro

Also a number of people after this tried the all mcdnalds diet and got heakthier from wortking out and eating what they wanted instead of supersizing cuz asked

For Super Size Me II I want him to go after video gamrs with his usual lies and tricks by making it look like if you play video games, you grow up to be cannibal demon worshippers who dont like sodomites, so seeing how this can ruin games worse han 3d did, the gamers get rtogether and use his web data to track him like sgia lebeuff vs 4chan and find his next location. he tries to run, but trips on his pile of liquor bottles and snaps his leg. the gamer then do their fave moves from fihting games and bea em ups on him after stringing him from a meat hok like a punching bag until his vegan ruined body ruptures and his guts spill out. they then collect his chunks and run e through the grnder and mix with bee fat and sugar and make greasy fast food and serve him to the guys he sided with on all those shows he had. Also its a 32/64 bit party game on Sega Saturn, N64, ps1 and panasonic 3DO where you play with up to 4 players of gamers you can customize and play mini games to see who ggets the data 1st to tract his lcation, or going throgh the woods to find him, or a chase game, or a bat him up game or a cooking game, and i can be a team mode with you woring together to beat the computer.

The Amazing Digital Circus Review

 Note: I Spell like the digital world

The Amazing Digital Circus

This is my review pn The Amazing Digital Circus from the distant future year toRonald Reagan of 2023 (The year of Robotech II The Sentinelas)

Its directed by something called Gooseworx and i know nothing of it as its not on back door, candy a55, sodom bottom, aids bag, banana crammer, openly wrong wikipedia the soviet republic of misinformati.

It stars no one I'm aware of and  was a youtube thig i never saw b4 but was a popular thing and they made a 2nd ep but thats about it when I'm reviewing this

A homie I know wants me to review this so imma do it for him

so it starts with a title and colorful graphics like a higher end GameCube game and this guy with teeth fora head and eyes in his mouth (like beatlejuice? ) welcomes us to The Amazing Digital Circus

the a theme song introducing us to the characters but this jestershows up confused and accidentally f's up the show

ringmaster sez its a new human and she trys taking off a headset  but i dos diddlrey d0ng as she pulls her face like a 40s cartoon and reveals she put on a headset and is now here

shes like wtgat athe f's going on but was bleeped out and reveals its an all ages place w./o swearing and she swears more but its bleeped each time

now people think "if you dont say a swaear word but a censired version, its still swearing" like dsaying f his butt instead of the actual word, or bleeping it out like on springer or powr rangers outtakes or rugrats or spngebob

but by that logic, i there's a blurred out nude scene or black bars over the nips and b0ners, it counts as nudity, or if you urn the blood green and call it magical energy is still blood

its revealed she ant leae and this is her new home and body andshe thinks its a dream and this drama masks guy is bummed his comedy mask is broken as the rabbit a55 hole steps on it and is cold to the new chick

so the chick gets a tour of the circus area  and theres pentagras in the sky, and there's a void she's tld not to go into and the ringmaste sez he watches everything in the circus area

after the moon comes onto ringmaster, which means she might have b0ned him b4, she seez an exit and is warped back to the tent where she barfs blickety black ink and the bubble licks it up

she tells em she saw anexit but the others said they'd have seen it by now and ringmaster not the jerry springer movie sez its digital hallucinations from her mind adjusting

its revealed she forgot her name and all do so when going to the digital circus, but rngmaster cant control their minds and sez a list of things her name can't have like profanity or explicit cr-p, and ringmaster spins a slot machine of letters that cmes up with pomni

ringmaster has em have an adventure where ey gatherthiese things called gloinks tat steal things like gaijin at a yugioh tournament and this  doll sez they are given these to keep from going insane

also ringmaster is called caine like the bible guy who chopped up his brother or w/e and thischic made of pieces of things is taken apart and carried off by gloinks

doll sez they gotta see aufmo like franz kafa and h0m0 and this chess piece hiding in a pillow fort sez kaufmo was nuts rambling of an exit lke poni wjo sez this might mean it real but then sez its a dream in total denial

rabbit butt hole gets sick of the gloinks and takes doll and pomni to look for kaufmo and leaves the actor masks guy and chess piece to get da gloinks even though both are unbalanced

doll sez they dont sleep but take breakes to have a routine and ponmi has a door for her room and she asks why not truy to leave and doll goes on an unhinges monologue of wanting to at 1st but seeing it as futile drives em nuts and they give up or go insane

kaufmo dont answer the door but rabbito has keys to all the rooms and hints he left a centipede in dolls room ehich she fears

in the room kaufmo is a black spazzy thing with eyes all over and the word exit written all over the room and doll sez he reached his limit and they otta get caine to try to save him

he comes out and dol sez sorry for fake laffing at his jokes and is slammed around the hallway by him then starts glitching out a bit

pomni reaches for her but doll's hand shocks and glitches pomnis hand so she sez sorry and books it as kaumfo chases her and attacks as i guess she drew his attention, but sheducks to the side at the exit to the hall and he busts through the guardrail and scurries out like a human centipede

after thinking of it, pomni runs back and we cut to the mask guy and chess piece by a hole in the grounds a55 andsay a gloink took one of the lego like chicks pieces in it and rabbit anus comes in

mask guy asks how kaufmo is and hopes hes not mad for not laffing at the jokes and rabutthole named jax like jack and daxter fused, sez hes great and happy

babbit hole nails chess guy with a bowling ball into the gloink hole and he pulls mask guy down and jax the rabbuttole jumps in and they slide down an intentinelikepath to an underground area with a nest for bugs and a red with yellow dots worm anake thing with a mouth on eac out s it cr-ps ot its mouth like that south park ep or catdog

pomni goes back for dall andsez sorry for leaving her  but she didnt know what to do and doll sez t find caine to fix em but dont know where he is and her eyes are playing pong with her nose in a sice detail

doll sez sorry her 1st day here was fd and pomni calls out for caine and searches various rooms like that 90s batman ep in the computer thing but finds kaufmo

the catdog double ender sez its the gloink queen and jax mouths off to it calling it gross and chess guy sez he too is royal

the pieces chick calls for help being carried around and chess guy grabs her head with his hand w/o arms like rayman but its carried away and eaten by the gloink queen and i think a gloink starts litching out

pomni runs from kaufmo and sees herself in the mirror looking f;d bt hides behind a monkwt barrel as the monkeys run out and 1 is f;d out by kaufmo

she fids an exit and goes in it and its a room with another exit door that loops to smilar but different rooms and re exir door disintegrates

gloin queen sez she has to make everythng into gloinks link the commies wanting everone to be commie or athiests attacking anything not like them

then kaufmo falls through the ceiling and nails the glionk queen who's red and yellow like the regess in robotech and spits and/or poops out the pieces chick as kaunfo beats on it

they take an escalator thats off to the side to get out and wonder where pomni is, as pomni goes through an endless thing of doors and rooms until se seez  a computer thats off, snaps and runs back througj it laughing for a bit

she gets ti the void after the last door and it does 2001 a space odyssey refs and in a restaurant cane gets a watch aleart and sees someones in the void and will be spoiled

he instant translocations to her, then back to the crcus and sees its all f'd and the guys tell him kaufmo abstracted so he sends kaufmo to the cellar with what looks like other abstracted ones in a cosnic horror under realm

caine snaps his finges and fies doll and caine sez sorry for lying of the exit anddidnt finish it as he didnt know what to put on the other side

as they beat the glionk qeen they won and they get a digital meal but digital food only gives the sensation of eating as they dont need to eat and the ep ends witha zoom on a cracking pomni, then a zoom out to the crcs, then void, then the computer that was off inthat part pomni reavhed, then tile to epic music

then credits of 2d cartoon animated style characters and graphics like a 2010s game

the end

That was cool

A bright colorful cgi style like in the 90s, but cleaner and smoother with higher tech

a dark story with charem and hidden by bright colors and charisma, like Starship Troopers

Great acting and fun jokes and each character had a well defined personality that fit te looks

Its based on I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream and I never read that nor played the game, but from what I heard of it, seems like a good adaptation homage

i notice the chicks take physical comedy too, its not only the guys getting a boxing glove to the face or slammed around like hulk on loki, pretty cool as most shows queer outta chicks taking damage and only do it to dudes cuz the writers fear the feminists

The show is fun and libley and has good energy and live and is a nice pg time

I'm glad my homie reccomended this to me, its like a 90s show we had when TV was good

For The Amazing Digital Circus II I want a new character to arrive and has an ability to resist the effects of the heasset from having psychic powers, but caine tries to break him and he feeds off caines powrr and digivolves into a scorpion creature that battles caine until the other members of the cirvus give him ki and he beats cains, which makes the digital circuz disintegrate amd they get back to their lives and find only a few mins has gone by as computer time is on a faster rate. Then the go to find each oher to reunite and share bonds. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on Sega Genesis, SZnes, GBA, TG16, and Atari Jaguar where you play as Prerendered characters ad battle copies of the characters in the circus and the boss is cane with various magics.

Gold Of The Seven Saints Review

Note: I spell almost Saint like Seiya

Gold Of The Seven Saints

This is my revirw on Gold Of The Seven Saints from the distnat future year toWW2 Hero Shiro Ishii of 1961 (70 years before the invid took over Earth in Rootech and Tranaformers Battlestars The Return Of Conoy)

its based on a book Desert Guns by Steve Frazee that I never read and was directed by Gordon Douglas who did Them!/The Big Land

It sars Clint Walker from  The Ten Commandments/The Night of the Grizzly/The Dirty Dozen/More Dead Than Alive/Small Soldiers, Roger Moore from The Wild Geese, Chill Wills from Meet Me in St. Louis/The Yearling/Tulsa/The Sundowners/Giant/The Alamo/McLintock!/The Westerner, Gene Evans from Ace in the Hole/The Giant Behemoth(that one s-cked)/Shock Corridor/The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory/M*A*S*H/The Shado Raiders, Roberto Contreras from The Beast of Hollow Mountain/The Black Scorpion/Scarface, Nestor Paiva from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Santa Fe Trail/The Southerner/Mighty Joe Young/Rope of Sand/Creature from the Black Lagoon/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Atlantis, the Lost Continent/the cr-ppy remake of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse/Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter, Christopher Dark from How the West Was Won, Lalo Rios from Touch of Evil, Vito Scotti from the 60s Batman/ the 60s The Twilight Zone/Gilligan's Island/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Aristocats/The Godfather 001, and a buncha guys i nmevr saw in anything and/or anit in back door, candy a55, sodom bottom, aids bag, footy booty, banana crammer, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, spviet wikipeida.

I never saw this but there seems to be a lot of.. ITALIANOES!! in it. But most of my droogs are...EL ITALIANO!!!!

also its like 88 mins and 2 hours on Grit with over half an hour of adds

so afrer ttle and credits to super widescreen with black bars on a wide screen tv and good b/w fipming, this guy on a horses a5 comes in to a tight i mena night town and goes to a horse barn but is caught at gunpoint by a mexico

he sez he wanted to pay and gives the mexico money and a gld thing and gets to have da horse but as he leaves the mexico is gonna  fk him, buta guy stops him and finds the thing he gave meixco was a gold chunk

later in the mad max violence jack hokuto no ken wastelands we see alpha male Clint Walker with his firearm andhe welcomes back roger moore who he said he'd steal it but the guy moore not michael moore the commie maruta  reveals he had to pay and used his gold

Clint is malcontent over this and thinks the guys are comming tio get da gold and they gotta book it and its revealed they accidentally found the gold

they travel and roger sings and is kinda scottish or something and i hope not an irishman like kathleen kennedy or trudeau or ba rock or bi den

so Clint has been aroudn the area and roger is more new and they talk of an encounter with indians and he might've b0ned one, but now they might have good times like not having to o trapping or having a house to live in and having chicks

dont talk of the futute, thats a deth note!

so Clint sees a buncha White Men comming as indians travel in different formations and they book it and roger whiles of the hilly lands as he's used to soviet ireland with the sub human animals devolving into borderline apes from inbreeding and daemon worship

roore sings and seems happy and they ar eon smooth grond and later he stops as the ground is too flat and its too hot and they're leaving tracks and they gotta get to Seven Saints but its 10 miles prowler to the next water anus nhole

at da hole its dry and they go on and the thing about seven saints is its like saint seiya and th 7 stars: star wars star trek stargate starcraft fist of the north star battlestar galactica and sailor moon sailor stars

so they go through a dust stormand theres a swarm of other card i mean cars i mean horses chasing em but later roger stops to take a rrest as he's an irish and Clint is higher evolved as an American

They drink water and not pop cu this is like the slavery days or w/e and would give up the gold for water and drink off their water like a 2020s msuic girl drinking spurm

they go on and see the guys chasing em behind and go on to a rock formation with water and drink and hide but need someone to stand guard and watch, so they lay a knife throwing game like Yugioh where da boyz throw knives inot a sand circle and lint wins

Roger is disgruntled over having to stand guard 1st and offers to pay Clint from his share for getting 1st sleep and Clint gets 8 ounces of gold for a sleep

clint sees guys poking around and wakes oger who calls out and they fire on him andtey shoot a bit and talk overthey guys wanting to take their gold which is stealing and theres a commandment against and the chasers claim to have water with em

Clint thinks the badds might make a movie after the sun goes and when its clearly day andtinted to look darker the chasers swarm in and guzzle water like california guys like spurm and think the heroes booked it

so the heroes have 1 horse fd out and the gotta move the gold to other horses and walk with em but they get tired and decide to hide it and return later with fake gold on the horses packs

roomre sez that Clint dont need him but he meeds clink but clint sez he'd not betray him and they continue their ourney to the west

they come to a rcky ara but wanna double back but the chaswrs come for em and they flee to the rock area

the badds wanna deal with em to takre their gold and a guy sneaked behind em and fired on em but i think clin t wastes him but roger was capped

the clint j fks the bad guys and wait its anothr guy in an oiver twist hat and coat and the badds flee

the guy in a top hat like the Monopoly guy comes down andsez hes wilform gates, like will gates, like back door biIIy, and he's a dr, which means hes gonna sterlize em and devolve em into daemons

he tends to roger andsez he dont like having a gun aimed at him as the patient might scream and make the gumnam fire on him but clint thinks bimmy might be up to something

after removng a bullet they stop for the night and bimmy sez they'd not make to to seen Saints as roger might not survive the horseride andthey talk about their cr-p and bimmy sez he kows they berried the gld

he puls a gun on Clint and sez he was a dr after getting good with a gun and finds bsdds dont know he berried it but bimmy knew as the bags flow in the wind like MD Geists head

he sides with em andtells em he followed em for it but dont know where the gold is and clint offrs him gold for helping him as he likes roger in a non sodomus way

later they go off on horse a55 and knock back a few and willis gstes has a number ofbottles wth him

they go through a vallley and all these orse a55 men come by the edges but its lead by a gat mexico who is Clints homie

mexicomie sez his droogs woman i pooping out a baby and is glad to see a Dr andthey go to this mexico area and send Dr to get the baby stuck in her a55 out

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg psssssssssssssssssssssssssst plop waaaaaaaaaaa

Clint has bags ofwhat might be gold and mexichub is interested in it and is jolly and they have a drnk andsay itsbeen 5 years since he wanted a house

this mexichick comes down and is glad to see her i mean clint and hes impressed by how she devreloped and so does roger moore

mexicub reveals shes his slave or msin or a chick he took in from the red guys andthey laugh and shes big in personality

se chades out the husband and the baby is pooped out successfully as the dr used snuff in the moms nose or babies or w/e

we're like 2/3rds through this and not much happened but its entertaning me

the kid is named afterthe guys and its guys names so the chivk might be a tomboy but nowadays wuld be msde to think she otta ut off her b00bs and womb

the mexicoes prepare a feast with a pig the vegas think was murderedand clint has a bath in a barrel with hos msnliness shown off but nt his foot long b0nar

mexichick scrbs his manly back and roger is disgruntled over bimmy poking into his back wound and pays him to not treat him as he eeiously looks at mexichick scrugging Clint

bimmy is gonna bleed him butrroger makes him not but at least hes not giving him a poison needle

rooger wants a bath with chivk but clint is gonna be a while and later they dance and husband's fat mexican wife runs off for husand checking out mexichick, even though mexicans often like really fat wien cuz they got the bigger butts

at dinner roger wants t buymexichick andbimmy objects unlike his descentand who is into much worse things and mexichick dont mind

later they drug i mena drunk and when they sleep fat mexichub comes into Clints room andwants to check the gold but clint is awake and mexichum sez hes checking to make sure its good

finding its rocks clint sez its berried and he can find it and mexichumcbum i mena shub wants to i eman chub comes out about anting to go get the gold with his men

then its revelaed that bandits stampedes the heard of cattle and when they go out they cant find the russtlers

when they get back the place was f'd and mexichick sez they took reoger and  the dr and has good acting like a real mexcio

cling goes after em in the sand storem area and the badds have bimmy at knifepojt and when he mouths off atem he gets shanked like its a prison ovie or 2020s high school

roger mouths off t em and they start cutting off his fingers one at a time whith him swearing at em each cut

jk really they get indian hide and tie it around is body and leve him in the sun for i to shrink and cut through him as he's tied apread out and they taunt him with how they swam in the river

he grits his perfect teeth despite being a birt and in the 1800s and Clint comes by and berries bimmy as he had good in him unlike the other one of him and catches the badds at gunpoint but the main bad guy has roger with a gun to his hed and sez stop o i blow his head off

clnt says "go ahead, and you'll be following him to h-ll after!"

jk really Clint surrenters and agrees to be taken to the gold and had roger cut free

clint takes him there and they go to move the rock butits too heavy for 1 amn, but bad guy dont care and makes him do it alone

the rock crushes bad guys leg and the heroes take the gold and leave him some saying "die rich" but the mexicoes cap him and  offer to bring em overto seve Saints butn they turn him down and the mexicoes want them to leave the gold

the heroes book it and the mexicos chase em across the h-llscape and cross the iver but lose the gold and the gold horse  went off and he tells em to get the gold form the river

the mexicoes dont care nd say they are friends again and invite em to his mexicabin and rides off

the heroes say at least they got their traps left and return to regular life seeing money kinda fd em up and sing together and ride off

the end

That was pretty good

Nice filming style like a 50s film

Good music and writing

The acting worked and it has good pacing

It don't feel as long as it is and not much happens but it holds my interest

Kinda like Alien 1

I kinda knew they'd not get the gold but didn't know tey'd live

Clint is good and roger does a good job

The mexcan chic is expressive and the dr is pretty good with the bad guy being good at being bad

the leaving him with his leg trapped was like mad max 001 with the saw thing

Its a cool film and I enjoyed it

For Gold Of The Seven Saints 2 I want the 2 guys to have caught a bird man in a trap and its hunting em as they try to get to where a town with a military fort is to take it out, with them fightng it off with improvised weapons and traps and the environment. Also its a 128 bit game like Zelda Tears of the Kingdom but on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 with you as 1 guy and the other guy is computer cotrolled and finding and making things out of things on the ground and when you get to the Fort you have a defence level like the 128 bit Lord of the Rings games.