Monday, December 9, 2019

Mazinger Z Infinity Review

Note: I love Go Naagai. But I still won't spell right
Mazinger Z Infinity
This is my review on mazinger z infinity from 2017(1 year after the ed of mazin saga)
I love Go Nagai but I'm more into his horror and Comedy works
He's my fave aytuor who made the Super Robot Genre as well as Magical Girl
He's so creative and made anime cool b4 it went gay in this century.
I liked Mazinkaiser thoygh
he's like a apanese paul verhoeven as he makes violent sexy swearing and nude scenes awesome things with bible refs.
i never saw this movie b4 but i hear its good
and its got the yugioh cast in it
My dad wonders if theres a <Mazinger A or B as this is Mazinger Z
It starts with the Texas Photon place under attack by Mechanizal beasts and Great Mazinger defends it.
Tetsuya Tsurugi f's em up like Violence Jack but Baron Ashura attacks and a sneak attack from underground takes out the power in America.
Then we get the theme song and a still image kinda recap of Mazinger Z.
Years later diggers (With a D ya racists!!) find a thing underground and Koji Kabuto shows up wearing a Scouter i mean D-Gazer from Yugioh Zexal.
Its revealed Tetsuya stayed a fighter but Koji became a NERD i mean  Scientist.
Turns out they found a Mazinger so huge, Mazinger Z could drive it(So like Fortress Meximus in Transformers The HeadMasters??)
A naked chick comes outta it and they check her out... I the medical thing.
Meanwhile, we hear Photon Power has revolutionized za warudo and is non-pollution and they're making a super photon plant to power all of Asia (Even the commie countries?!) and Jun Hono is preggers and Shiro Kabuto is NOT the father but train riding with her as Tetsuya is working.
Apparently the world has recovered from some great f up (Like the end of Devilman?? Post Violence Jack??) and they are gonna takw down the original Photon Power Lab.
Oh and Classic Mazinger is on display at a Museum
Shiro and Jun meet Sayaka Yumi who feels her baby belly (Pregnancy fetish!!!!) and the baby kicks.
Its been 3 years since she married Tetsuya.
wait, this isnt years after tthat fight
They go to the site and see the huge Mazinger
Sayaka wants to dump Koji cuz hes a j-rkoff.
Koji comes out with the chick who calls Koji Master like he's into SM and Sayaka don't like it.
She's a robot like Janice Em from Robotech II The Sentinels and is called the Large Intelligence System Agent and is made of ancient Mycenaean‏‎ stuff.
Also she's not really human or machine as she's mostly biological matter.
So she's Technorganic like Beast Machines.
Becauze this Mazinger is limitless, they call it: Mazinger Infinity!
Koji suggests there are alternate dimensions cuz of too much Photon Energy and they can change energy into matter and teleport cr-p.
And this is from the Mycenae Empire‏‎.
Jun gives Koji advice to get his relationship fixed with Sayaka
Then they hear that 1 hour ago the Texas plant got attacked by Mechanical beasts and Tetsuya is missing.
Was that 1 hour in real time? Or was the tie zone thing happen?
Then Dr. H-lls men come in lead by Count Brocken who survived being dead.
He has his men open fire but Lisa saves em with Sexy fighing.
Mechanicsl beats bust up the city and sayaka handles the photon lab.
her dad whos the prime minister calls sayng its the remnants of dr h-lls forces.
sayaka sez they searched the globe for em when they beat em but found nothing
in 10 days they gonn attack and he wants koji to come to the battle as a mascot.
sayaka b--ches abou how photon power should be used for peace and that koji has fought enuff over his life
koji goes to this battleship and has a photoshoot with curvy chicks the mazingirls.
the japan forces launch cgi mechs to fight the cgi mechaiinical beasts
lisa don't get how koji being there helps and sayaka whines about how the lab gives all its findings to da public in  exchange for huge budgets
but with so much photon power labs, they might not need it anymore
but she knows that freedom isn't free
so the japan forces get through the mechanical beasts but infinity is gone and a huge a55 tornado summons that has time stopped in it
how do they know that?! do they have a time scanner?!
So lisa spazzes out and hears a voice saying the one who uses infinity can replace this reality with another one of his choice if he don't like this on
Then infinity busts out and takes out the Japanese forces
koji launches to help people in a normal mech
btw, is this mega huge mech a thing on the SDF 1 from Robotech or unicron from Transformers the movie?
So Koji sees Great Mazinger is in infinitys head
infinity nukes japan with a huge beam like the sdf 1 in Robotech or nagmo In Urotsukidoji
dr h-ll comes in on screen and sez he don't wanna fight but just wants some photon power but sayaka don't trust him.
so japan starts evacuating and in her apartment, jun recalls tetsuya wanting to raise a kid in a small town
prime minister sayaka's dad talks with the leaders but they cant agree
at boss's ramen shop, koji and lisa come in as the tv sez the population don't know what to do about the cr-p going on.
Boss sez he uses Boss Borot's generator powers his shop and Lisa loves Ramen.
Boss and koji talk about how Tetsuya is alive but the gov is keeping it hush
Meanwhile the bad guys at the mine photon base are building something and are gonna power something big
they worry about lisa and koji but dr h knows koki too well and that he knows he's gonna try something.
but he orders koji to be shot on site and thinks he's not a threat without Mazinger.
but in Mazinkaiser the msanga, koji w/o his mech took him out with a headshot
tetsuya awakens but is tied up I  white thread and dr h-ll sez he controls it with his staff
tetsuya wonders why dr isn't into world domination but he sez he basically has it as the world is all focused on him now
then talks about how diversity is ruining mankind as theres multiple definitions of whats right
what is he? megatron from beast machines?!
so dr h don't think humanity deserves to exist and decides to speed up the project as he wraps tetsuya in white threads
meanwhile, at a beach, lisa sez the universe started with the big bang and branched off in to endless potential universes
although I hear science is getting ready to stop promoting the big bang as more evidence says it don't work
and if infinity uses enough photon ki, it'll replace the universe
and he's using great Mazinger as a substitute for her
lisa tells koji sayaka don't want him to fight but to be her bf and they should marry b4 the world ends
but sez it like the big bang theory nerds in big words
also lisa lisa gets emotional and wonders why she was given emotions
why? why was I programmed to feel pain?!
koji remembers how his grandpa told him to be either a god or demon with Mazinger but he couldn't choose demon
he stopped fighting but likes it and wants to get back
and he thinks cuz humans are neither gods no daemons, but have both, her creator gave her emothions to handle the power
and if he handn't gave up fighting, it might've been him where tetsuya is
and he wants to take over it with the last mazin left
wait, did the classic Mazinger z get nuked?!
btw great mazinger getting captured and used by the bad guys was done in mazinkaiser
later boss brings boxes to the photon lab in an underground tunnel and the professors there have made a giant 3d printer outta photon cr-p
sayaka meets koji in a dress and its in a secret bar in the lab
he shows sayaka the data of how infinity can replace the universe by reverse big banging it and wonder about why dr h-ll wants to rule the world
he deduces he wants to know if the universe is worth saving and if not, he'd nuke it and study a new universe
also fighting is happening all over da world and dr h-ll wont like it
koji sez hes gonna try to take out infinity as either way the result is the same or something
also he kisses sayana but we only see the shadow
btw, where's grendizer?
couldn't duke do something here?
koji sez after the war he wants to talk of their relationship but sayaka sez not to say that b4 going to war
guy in scream 1; i'll be right back!!
later jun is caught trying to jack her mech and arrested
pregnant fighter? like Castlevania legends where Sonia is pregnant the whole game?
but her baby gut kept her fight using the robot
sayaka comforts her and feels her baby belly as she's got a pregnancy fetish
so koji plans his mission to sneak through a tunnel to get to the base and take out infinity with lisa
also boss and friends use their suits to divert the enemy
so koji gets back in classic Mazinger z and uses the scrander to fly there
just then, prime minister sayaka's dad is chatting with a boat guy about the peace they try to have with dr h-ll and they see Mazinger go by
sayaka takes off too and the bad guys launch an army for the lab.
using a 3d photon printer, they make a soccer ball and boss borot uses them to naul the bad guys. comically
but it does jack sh-t and jack left town. but its just a diversion and they run off leading the bad guys away
then the mazingrils come in sexy robots and fire b00b missiles at the bad guys to blow em away
koji fights the robot army left and busts through em. why was the army busting the city?! didn't they have peace?!
oh and the Mazinger in the museum was a fake.
koji gets in the base and fights a huge a55 robot and a buncha smaller ones
its pretty bada55
oh and koji sez his armor was reinforced
oh yeah and jun is pooping out her baby
then Ashura and brocken come in on mechs based on em
Ashura mech splits in 2 and clamps on mazinger and brocken goes in for the kill
but koji detaches his pileder and nails brocken's mech with shots to make it veer off and skewer female Ashura;s mech
then reconnects and lisa uses the scrander to help
koji skewers all the mechs together and rust tornadoes em to dust
they get to infinity and try to use a program to free tetsuya but dr h-ll comes up in his own mech
they chat about if peace is good or not and if fighting is more fun and tries to get koji too join him cuz its more fun to fight for peace than keep it
dr h tries to mind control lisa but it does jack sh-t
dr's mech can do pretty much everything koji's can and it melts away mazingers super alloy new z with magic acid
Mazinger gets totally f'd but shiro saves tetsuya nd they gang blast dr h-lls mech
they stopped the countdown but dr fuses with infinity and activates it
koji and lisa are in this dimension and see infinity's core surrounded by the dr's program
also there are possible universes in there and koji touches 1 and he's in the hospital with lisa and sayaka waiting for jjun to poop out their baby
also in here lisa is his and sayaka's kid.
in reality sayaka feels like they failed
koji is back in the pileder but lisa is in the dimension and trying to give mazonger z the same power as infinity as she can't free infinity but they can fight it
she asks koji if he thinks da world deserves to exist and that dr h asked her that b4
of course koji sez yes and lisa sez she agrees and has a photo of her as koji and sayaka's kid
so Mazinger z becomes a god? what is this? dragon ball super?!
so Mazinger is back and as big as infinity and gold glowing and they beam struggle
its energy is turned to matter and it uses the massive energy to f with reality and lisa gets the staff program
koji fights infinity but gets his a55 kicked as he don't got enuff power
so lisa uses shiro and tetsuja's photon power to boost koji like its the broly movie in the 90s
then the mazingirls do the same
as does everyone on earth
what is this?! dbgt with the final dragon?!
maybe Beyblade metal furry
koji uses the ultimate rocket punch to take out infinity like its the ultimate dragon fist in dbz/gt (but not super cuz its gay) and dr h-ll gets nuked in space (so if the dragon balls revive him, he's go there).
the chojin power wears off and Mazinger is back to being all beat up
koji sees lisa in the dimension and liked the world he touched where she was his daughter
if koji and sayaka have dark hair, why does she have bright blue?
maury; koji, you are NOT the father!! its milhouse!!
black guys; ohhhhhhhhhhh!!
so koji sees how good it is to have a family and she disappears and calls him dad
so sayaka has a conference and the people think the super dimensional thing revived dr h-ll and they otta use past tech like nucular
sayaka sez how humans are small on the multiverse scale and they otta live to the fullest and build on their mistakes
the gang reunites in the hospital to see a busted up koji and koji asks her to  make a baby
she b--ches out over him saying that in front of their friends
whats the big deal? its not like he said "yo butter udders! lets b0ne!!"
so they get married and then we see kid lisa with a toy Mazinger action figure and Mazinger is restored
wait, lisa, like in Robotech? or the room?
then credits to a meaningful Japanese song with images from the movie we just saw
btw, the whole "main guy gets super stronger than the past sequel form that this replaces" was done with super Saiyan blue and super saiyan god in dragon ball super after we had gt was this had mazinkaiser before it.
same with there being a multiverse.
The end
that was quite good
sorta like the Yugioh dark side of dimensions movie for Mazinger Z
it builds on past stuff, has good flow, hood music and action
the cg isnt too bad and its got good humor and fun
its a bit meaningful with tender movents but has good action
a bit predictable but a good epilogue to mazinger z and grear nazinger
plus this had a theatrcal release in america for a bit
i think mazinkaizer had better actin and animation as it wasnt cg but this worked
good work go nagai
and I'm glad i avoided spoilers for this b4 watching
for mazinger z infinity 2 i want dr h-ll to have survived blowing to dust in space as he datatched b4 it left the atmosphere. he also has a bit of code from infiinity. using this, he makes 1 ultimate robot in space in his secret lab there and beats mazinger z in combat. koji is teleported out by lisa who has memories and powers from her past life and they wind up on duke's planet from grendizer. by the time they build a new mazinger and return, dr h has taken over earth and enslaved everyone. so its up to koji and duke to free earth from his rule in space mazinger and grendizer. also its a 2 player beat em up on ds and ps vita where you play as koji or duke and fight through the dr's waves of machines built by his slaves.

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