Moby Dick Review

 note; i spell like  whale d0ngz

Moby Dick

Tjisd is my review on Mopduy Dibk from the disastant fiuture year to joghn hustains dad of 19654 (50 years bneforte Transformers season 3)

its duirected by the excellent john huston whjo did The Maltese Falcon\Key Largo\The Red Badge of Courage\The African Queen\Beat the Devil\The Night of the Iguana\The Bible: In the Beginning...\Wise Blood

its written by Ray Bradbury who did It Came from Outer Space\Fahrenheit 451\The Halloween Tree and a buncha twlight zone eps

It stars Gregory Peck from The Yearling/Duel in the Sun/Captain Horatio Hornblower/David and Bathsheba/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Roman Holiday/Moby Dick/Cape Fear/How the West Was Won/To Kill a Mockingbird/The Omen/The Boys from Brazil/ the 90s Cape Fear/Ther Big country/yellow sky/The Stalking Moon\MaCKENNAS gOLD, Richard Basehart froom the 50ss Titanic\The Twilight Zone\Little House on the Prairie, Leo Genn from  Rhodes of Africa\Pygmalion\The Snake Pit\Quo Vadis\Plymouth Adventure, James Robertson Justice from Captain Horatio Hornblower\David and Bathsheba\The Guns of Navarone\Dr. Crippen\Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Harry Andrews from Solomon and Sheba\Equus\Watership Down\Superman 1, Bernard Miles from Tom Thumb, Edric Connor from the 60s King of Kings, Mervyn Johns from Storm in a Teacup\Scrooge, Francis de Wolff from Scrooge\Ivanhoe, Philip Stainton from The Quiet Man,  Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage\The Rifleman\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn\the 60sKing of Kings\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\Moon of the Wolf\Cahill U.S. Marshal\Planet of the Apes the show\The Outlaw Josey Wales\Little House on the Prairie\Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Orson Welles from Citizen Kane\Jane Eyre\The Third Man\Othello\Mr. Arkadin\Touch of Evil\the 60s King of Kings\History of the World, Part I\The Transformers: The Movie, John Huston from The Bible: In the Beginning\butt f--kin Myra Breckinridge\Battle for the Planet of the Apes\The Wind and the Lion\Wise Blood, Frazer Hines from X the Unknown\candy a55 soy boy devolvingh Doctor Who, and a buncha guys i never saw in anything or aint on sodom bottom wikipedia

John huston wanted his dad Walter Huston to be ahab but he bit it beforte fiilming and they got peck

Itsd about a 1930s detective named moby whop solves a crime by arthur habb who runs a crime organization

jk really its about whale hunters and is based on a book by "pee wee" herman melville i never  read but heard has gayness

i saw this years ago but dont recall much, but i did see the 1930s ver whjere ahabv gets the whaLE ND IT newgates the meaning of the story

I think my dad read me the classics illustrated comic book of this in the 90s

its based on real whalers who were caught in a whale attack and had to survive in the sea by eating each other

after crediyts and title to olde timeyt images we get isgaem walking along nature and saying he needed money andwent to the sea and rambles on about the sea

he went to new bedford in 1841 and in a bar some devolved guys say he needs perm,ission to sail and hunt the thing

is this a uynion thing where you need to sell your freedom to the collective to get anything and submit to their desires??

so the devolved guys say whjales are f'd and ahhab goes by and everyone fears him

later hes in the dark going to bedand this dude comes in with a cableand has a shrunken head

he hips ouut a bong and starts smoking reefer chronic and making loud whoops

jk realluy hes all tattooed like a yakuza guy or lcommie or feminist and goes to bed only to fibd a guy is in it and nearly chjops him up

hes a cannibal or gaijin or something and the team crew tells em the gasijin was selling heads in town

at churech the priest Orson Welles tells the stry of Jonah and the Whale, whivch 1 account sas thje "belly of the fish" was a term for beiing lost at a part of the sea at a lightlss night or something

after church cannibal queeqwag is helped by ishmawl to read and tells of his family being tribalisms and they becme friends and not butt buddies as they dont b0ne

the next day ish and qwe go out smndf see thinbgs made of wwhale parts andd go to sign up fr a whaleing and hear of ahab getting f'd up by a wjale and such

they are asked if hes a piirate or killer and he sez no so they acxcept him and ish asks of the Biblical King Ahab who was evil

just cuz a guy has the same name as a bad guy dont mean hes bad

otherwise we'd stop naming people joseph after joe stallion or joe mengele or joe bid en

so the ship loads upwith cr-p and live pigs theyare gonna b0ne and 1 guy tells that ahabs mom named him that cuz hes evil and some other hotrroor movie cr-p like him being cursed like muchael myers or The Jersey Devcil

the wanderewr sez not to go as ahabns last mission got f'd and leaves em after warning em

i told my rents not to get da needle and they didn't believe mem then after getting baclk, ad in a wavery voice; ohhhhh i'mn devolved!

after sailing out and a rundown of all theese characters including a black guy who ate a lion he iced and an indian who hunts wale instead of buffalo and a caerpenter who fixes limbs and items

at night ahab walks the deck with his wood leg thumping

later they look ip and see ahab and hes got a whale bone leg  and is stoic and firm like Kenshiro or something

hee grilles em on what to do if they see a whale and tewlls em to search for the White Whale and offers a spanish gold coin to the one who finds it and nails it to the pole

he tells em the WhiteWhsail is moby dick and ate his legs and it f'd his soul; andnow he wants revenge

he gives em a drinbk that if i were writing it, would have parasites in it so he'd give em negators to keep em loyal and if they steppped outtsa line, he'd withhold it and let em suffer

then has em swqear to find it or God would get enm

is this a UNION THING? uniiting against a common percieved foe and going down together?

so the guys talk of moby dick, based on a real white wghale called mocha dick, which is NOT a p0rno but a wgale of the mocha slands that lived over 100 years

they caught it in the 20th century or something

you know, the sea is tyerrifdying, its a bklundless abyss, an infnite void, they lose your mody in it, iut aint commin back, might as well be in space

plus theres all those sea daemons and unidsentiofued sunberged objects in it

we claim to know more of the moon than the seam, and 1 part found this 100 footr long spine of some inknown creatire in it

its not a whale, the sea guys who found it know what thats like

so the crew goes off to hunt a wghale and get it with a hook or harpoon and it pulls the boat instead of going under to get em off

1 guy falls off and the whalers cut the rope like the european union cutting greece loose after it devpolves the united ecxonomy

so da boat gets the whale and shanks it dead and then we see em boiling the whale lard and chunks into oil to power America and the eurotrash

after using the flesghh they chucked the bones in the sea and statbuck goers to se ahab and fills him in on the advanncement

ahab sez thery going to the pacifdica northwest from graviy falls all thiocc and top heavy after a lot of surgery and getting into bimbo tf

ahab has a chart of where the whgales go and loooks for spurm whales

Sailor J: Hay! This whale tastes like your Spurm! Sailor B: Chomp! Ur right1 but lets make sure(j=rked off on the floor and eats it) Yeah! Thats' the same! Sailor J: I have an idea! (J=rs off B and blasts the goo on the whale meat) Now we get both!  The story of why they are called: Spurm Whales!)

so ahab planned out their migration cource and plans to meet him at a place on aporl

starvbuxck sez hes here for wehalinmg and not to hunt this 1 whale nd ahgab sez he'd hit the sun if it insulted him

whales might be smart but animals dont understand words, they understand fists!

also dolphins are the jeffery dahmers of the sea as thewy kill animals for fun, raepe people and practice sodomy

and all these soyt boy candy a55 vegans and soviet lovers act like Japan eating em is "bad" cuz they "are smart"

the nazies were smart1 they had science and tech! they did evil too!

the zodiac killer was smart! he got away with it!

just cuz something is smart dont mean its good!

so later ishmael goers up to search for a whale and sees one and tells the crew

its like 100 whales and they are probably b0ning like soviets on german women in ww2

so they go out and nail the whalke and bring it back to be porocessed like a cow or pig or korean dog

1 guy sez he saw a whitye wail off the cape of good hop[e heading for madagascar a while ago and ahab gets a b0ner and calls off the hunt and recalls the boats and cuts loose the whale they just caught

starbuck tries to talk sense into him but ahab i on a gee haad and goes like megatron when starscream is warning him not to f wityh the thing as it could f up the planet

at least whenhe's not reversaing his ideas and doint care about the planet and willing to nuke it

Starbuck worries that he might be offending The Lord as his mission is to hunt whales to help humans but ahab isnt in it to aid people but for his own black vengeance

he wants to use a legal thing to say ahab went against the original mission and its ok to starscream him and take over

but the people say "the captain cant break ther law cuz he is the law" like judge dread of back door bi den and they submit to ahabs mania

later 1 guy falls in the sea from the top of the boadt and bites it as i thinksome sea daemon got him

also nowadays some malcontents would whilne about a non amputee playing ahab as its "appropriation" or something gay

so no one sees any whales for a while and qwe playes with bones to tell the future, which is against the Bible, and has the carpenter make him a coffin as he saw his end in the bones

like with samuel or saul or w/e whoused a naecromancer to talk to the dead and what came out told him he'd bite it and the next battle he seppukued

ish tells him not to foillow daemon works and be a good Christian and  some guy sez when THEy see the end is near they give up

so later qwe bites it and 1 guy was cutting him up to eat or b0ne or w/e and ish foguht ther guy to porotect his dead friend from being harmed

theres a knife fight but qwee isnt dead and saved him and nearly killed the guy gonna cut him up

i think qwe was in a trance and or astral projecting and sending his soul to wander until a daemon got in and made him eat people

then they see a whale and ahab goes out with em in a dingey

the whale surfaces and its moby detective of the 20s and gets away and as theres no wind, ahab has his men row the boats to drag the hugeb a55 whaling ship along

eventually theres wind and ahab gives a dude who saw the whale 1st thr hole in the art5 spanish coin

ahab offerds a guy his share of the profits and later they come across another ship who harpooned the whale but it gotta way

they got f;'d by the whale and lost the captains son need help but even though the crew sauys to be Good Christians and aid them, ahab ditches em to go on his gee haad and asks The Lord to help captain gardner(like tea gardner in yugioh in that skimpy miniskirt and tight top?) and Gardner asks the Lod to forgive him

ahab goes on a flowery speech about how remastering harpoons to be better and about gibvign them a pbaptism in blood o something and rambles on like an 80 year old irushman who forgot which family member he b0ned in wehat shower

they go into a storm and are 3 days behind him and run the ship full sail as it f--ks apart

starbuck is gonna cut something and ahab is gonna shank him with a harpoon but the st elmos fiure goes of and the area glows green from some kind of protoculture matrix and ahab gets it on his harpoon and pouts it out on his hand

this guy has some kind of powers, like hokuto ryu ken or something

after the storm ahab goes on anouther wordy monologue like tommy wiseau and how he's liek Adam after centuries out of Eden

1 guy is gonna j fk ahab but dont got the g0n-ds to do it wait its starbuck and ahab sez they share a destiny

so eventually the white whale coems out again and ahab goes out and gives another wordy monologue

the whale is done with a fake whale or ginzo jira and looks real and better than the cr-ppy a55 cgi they'd use today

dumba55 ahab stands in a boat in the sea and hunting a whale and the men get their harpoons

we get a good shot of the black guys a55 in briefs and its like in dbgt how we kept seeing pans thicc a55

the whalew vanishes which is odd as its a f--kin kaiju and it rises when they see the birds going around

they nail it with harpoons and it looms liem a t-rd and an b0nar

the whale jumps and tanks a boat its pulling and turns around and mouths the whole boat as everyone bails

ahab gets on the whale and grabs the ropes on harboons in it and keeps shanking it

ahab talsk a lot abotu h-ll like thnder in h-ll and from h-lls heart i stab atr thee

so the whale and the ahab go under and later it coems up with him strapped to the whale and waving his arm while seeemingly dead

what is he? jyuuza in hokuto no ken?!

the whaling boa  goes back for moby and the blowfish and it nails em and wastes em with his tonnage and jaw and tail

then moby dick charges foor the main ship like the invid regent on the sdf-3 and manails it with a kamikaze attack

tru deau ack bar

so the ship goes under and take a lot of guys with it and ish survives by qwes coffin until the ship that they passed by i think comes back and saves him

the end

that was pretty good

its nearly 2 hours but dont feel it

goood action and effects and it goes by at a good pace without needing a lot of chaos and spastic cg

good acting and peck does wqell as the deranged ahab

kinda like mommie dearest with that chick acting nuts for the role of the insane joan crawl up my a55 crawford

the whale parts were well done and the writing was good and its robably the best movie of the book

its colored and i think widecreen and has kind of a earthy limited color and faded instead of bright and vivid like gone with the wind

i liked this one and it has good flow and didfn't drag

Oh and in Arthur, Francine was hungry and needed to read something and her bookshelf had Food of the gods, Breakfast at  tiffanies and Moby Dick: all the titles are related to things you put, IN YOUR MOUTH!!!

Arthur slipping in some deviancy!

For Moby Dick II I want it to be ther whale  bringing ahab to an undersea massive vehicle run by sea daemons who return his leg as it was savbed in stasis and reveal they send the white whale, made by dna engineering, to find someone wioth drive and passion and go around ATTACKING PEOPLE UNTIOL 1 WITH THER CHUTZPA came aftter it, they want to wage a war on their rivals in a city under the north pole and needed someone with sheer ambition and determination to pilot the combat vehicle from tech before noahs flood. ahab sees how  they manipulated him and goes along with it to get ther merch, but when they go to the north pole under city ahab turns on em and uses this humanoid mech like Grendizer or Goldrake to attack the sea daemons and their ship, then goes on a crusade against them for ruining his life andusing the systems in the mech to take out their undersaea cities and bases and after wiping them out, goes to fight moby dick to avenge his crew, only for the whale to unfold into a bio mech humanoid thing and have an epic battle in atlantis as the city is going to surface and destroy the humans on land with its death rays and Ahab has to beat moby before the city gets from the sea to America! Also its a 128 bit game on dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox like rampage in 3d or king of the monsters or goodzilla destroy all monsters melee where you fight various sea mechs and desytroy their german expressionist cities based on sea shells and mechs based on sea monsters, legandary and real, and they transform into animal and mech formes.

Mackenna's Gold Review

 Note: i may spell bad, but at least i'm not an IRISG!!!!!

Mackenna's Gold

tHIS ISD MY REVIERW ON Mackenna's Gold FROM THE DISTENT FUITURE YEAR TO BUSTER KEATON OF f--k off amnd die caps lock you suybhuman amnimal, 1969 (40 years begore robvotech season 01)

its based on a book by Henry Wilson Allen thAT I NEVER  hewaRD OD

ITS DIRESCTAL BY J. Lee Thompson Who did Cape Fear\Country Dance (1970)Conquest of the Planet of the Apes\Battle for the Planet of the Apes\Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

it stasrs Gregory Peck from The Yearling/Duel in the Sun/Captain Horatio Hornblower/David and Bathsheba/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Roman Holiday/Moby Dick/Cape Fear/How the West Was Won/To Kill a Mockingbird/The Omen/The Boys from Brazil/ the 90s Cape Fear/Ther Big country/yellow sky/The Stalking Moon, Omar Sharif from Lawrence of Arabia\the 65 Genghis Khan\Doctor Zhivago\Rambo III\and f--king 10,000 BC, Telly Savalas from the 1st Cape Fear\Birdman of Alcatraz\The Greatest Story Ever Told\1965 Genghis Khan\The Dirty Dozen\GoBots: Battle of the Rock Lords\The Twilight Zone, Keenan Wynn from the 40s The Three Musketeers\Royal Wedding\Angels in the Outfield\Touch of Evil\Dr. Strangelove\The Americanization of Emily\Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town\The Last Unicorn\The Twilight Zone\Highway to Heaven, Julie Newmar from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes\Seven Brides for Seven Brothers\Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt\Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders\ da 60z twilight zone and batman and lil abner and star trek/The Beverly Hillbillies\Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Ted Cassidy from 60s The Addams Family\60s Batman\Star Trek\The Beverly Hillbillies\I Dream of Jeannie\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Lee J. Cobb from Anna and the King of Siam\On the Waterfront\12 Angry Men\Exodus\the bad version of Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse\How the West Was Won\The Exorcist, Raymond Massey from The Old Dark House\The Scarlet Pimpernel\Santa Fe Trail\Arsenic and Old Lace\David and Bathsheba\East of Eden\How the West Was Won, Burgess Meredith froim Of 30s Mice and Men\Rocky\Magic\Rocky II\Clash of the Titans\Rocky III\Rocky IV\G.I. Joe: The Movie\Rocky V\Grumpy Old Men\Grumpier Old Men\Rocky Balboa\The Twilight Zone\60-s Batman, Anthony Quayle from Pygmalion\Hamlet\Lawrence of Arabia\The Eagle Has Landed, Edward G. Robinson from Tiger Shark\The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse\Double Indemnity\Scarlet Street\Key Largo\The Violent Men\The Ten Commandments\60s Batman\Soylent Green, Eli Wallach from Baby Doll\the 60s Genghis Khan\The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\The Godfather Part III\60s Batman\Highway to Heaven\Law & Order, Eduardo Ciannelli from Gunga Din\For Whom the Bell Tolls\I Love Lucy, Robert Phillips from The Dirty Dozen, from Shelley Morrison Shark Tale anfd f---kin Foodfight!, Trevor Bardette from Marie Antoinette\Valley of the \Gone with the Wind\The Grapes of Wrath\Santa Fe Trail\The Big Sleep\T-Men\The Texas Rangers\Thunder Over the Plains\Destry, Victor Jory from A Midsummer Night's Dream\Gone with the Wind\The Miracle Worker\The Rockford Files, and some dudes i never saw in anything or aint in soviet back door candy a55 gender offender girly man uso suki, jigoku no okama wikipedia

i never saw this b4 but hear its good

AFDTER credits and tile in colored widfescreen, this guy talks of a guy talking to a turkey vulture and the vilture sez "i was coming here to wait for you" and we see tyhe burd, but not the go nagai manga Ther Bird

then we getta song of this bird flying and camrea angels of flight

turkey vultures can projectile vomit and go pretty far

blaaaaa

therna  legend of a canyon guarded by apache gods and full of gold and if you dont touch the gold you'd be strong

when the spaniards came they looked for the gold canyon and didnt find it

then the americans looked for the canyon of lost addams as addams lookin for it and the apache cooked out his eyes as they did some evil things

they'd torture you for days slow before yo bit it asnd would evecute you with hot coals but 1 coal at a time

also do things to your parts and owned slaves of all available races

so now the place is called mckennas goild or somethi g an d mnioore aerial looks at the mad max wasteland and this wagon looking around and this indian on a horse going by

eventually peck comes in and the indian firsds on him but he survives and he returtns fire

so i guess he hit him in a pressure poiunt and knowcked the guy out and the indian is not dead and peck asks why did atttacked and indian said its cuz peck looked for gold

peck sez he quit gold hunting long ago and finds a map on the indian and sez theres no gold ther

peck offers to help him but the idnain dont want it and chooses to bit it in the mad max h-ll hes in

indian sez the p[spirits will end him if he looks for the addams area and peck sez theres no such thing and he looked

indian bites it and peck leaves him and takes the map on some kind of skin, probably human and leaves the body for the birds to eat the eyes out of

peck burns the map and in some chicks place these mecixans and indians are there and eating their food and will take his woman and give her back if they come by the same way

her husband or father or grandad tries to stop them from b0ning her but they ice him

so the mexicans come by pweck digging a grave for the indian and the mezicans come by and are gonna berry him alive with the dinaen

they shoot the weapon outta his handn and catch him and say they chased the indan for a fortnight and want the map

peck denies knowing of the map and they beat him up and i  the real version probably b0ned him

1 guy knows peck and that hes got a good memory for cards so he'df know the m,ap and they'd use him to find the gold

so the indians with the meixcans wanna bring the dead indian whos a chief with em but the mexicans ironically say "he'd stink bad"

so they go on and peck is on the horses a55 with the dead guy and they gotta cross a cr-ppy a55 bridge and peck's hoprse spazzes out a bit

so they go to a hidepoout peck used and peck is meckenna but i call him mcafrica after the burger and they go to pecks ex hide out and its a hose i mean hole in a rocks a55

in there they eat and peck sez the judge burgerman put a price on his head and mexico by omar sharif which im not sure they/them =mkght think is racist as they/themn think egtyptyians arent white but not surte abotu turks, greeks, italianos, spaniars, portugaloes and slovenians, but they/them made cleopatra black on netflix and she;'s slavic like me

so omeximar is gonna get the judges head and thsi indian chick whos might be catwopman from batman is there and omar thinks peck iced the dead guy and took his map

omar sez the apache are thinking like a White a weant the gold and omar got em to think the spirits they worshiup and probablyu sacrigice to like the aztec ort global warming nuts, say its ok for him to have

omar wants tyo work with peck but 1st you know hes the bad guy and 2nd you know beforte this wars over peck will kill him

omar offers peck the woman and an indian he calls monkey sez no but omar sez with da gold they can buy a=s many women as they want which i assume means h00kers or slaves or both

peck agrees to bring em there and he'd leave as he dont wanna be butt f--ked by the indian spirits anmd he wants his cr-p they took back

peck sez theres no gold or canyon and the indian chick with a face scar puts a knuife by pecks face but ont cut and omr sez he gave her to monkey

later its night but really tinted day and these indians find the spot the guy bit it and ride on

so the badds strick peck in this cave wiuth some blonde who was caught and he comforts her and sez her dad made him marshall but she sez they iced her pop and he sez not to let em know her dad was the judge

they'd b0ne her dead all over

so she sez she recalled peck playting cards and dad didnt like gambling and peck sez he tries to be better now that hes a mardhall

so monkey fights pweck and omar stiops em and the next daythis guy in a bowler hat comes by with a white flag to the badds

they shoot him in the legs and as he cralws away they open fire and shred him with a maelstom of bullets and blood splatters and he screams

jk really the hat guy comes up and omar sees its his homie ben baker like peter parker, susan stormn, reed richards, minerva mink, chelsea charms, maxi mounds, lexi luxxxe, pandora peaks ect

ben sez he got one of omars men to tell him of the gold plan after getting him drunk and as hes mexican ti was either tequla or big butt babes to lure him in

ben wants in and after a talk they team up but hes not trustworthy

as they get up together, omar caps the guy who outed his plan as he was a traiter and unlike megatron, omar wont let him continue after f--kin up

man we're an hour in with adds, thats come by pretty fast, but it feels like not much happens, but it isnt boring

so the whites and the mexicans/reds drink what should be pop but they didnt have it in whenever the h-ll this is and is probably something gay like coffee

2 civilized non bandits who are a bit brittish ae i the group and omar recognizes 1 as a storekeeper from some place

1 guy is a newspaper editor and 1 is a preist weho wants gold for himself to use for the Lord and make a Tabernackle

thwe road to h-ll is ppaved with ood intentions

peck tells preist its dangerous and priest miugth gotta ice guys and the gold is the apache's but priest wants to use it to save them

1 guy is blide and has a kid and its addams who sez there is gold there

like john quuincy addams and samuel addams and john addams and the addams family?

so addams tells of how he got to the gold with an apache guide with horses and the apache made em wear blindfolds and they found the valley or gold

1000 years ago, the indians lived there and this is seeming like indiana jones with them searching the the Arc

but the apache came and iced everyone and popped his eyes and left him to die as they totally aren't eviul

he kept a nugget and it was worth 190$ and they guys dance and sing and spazz out

1 guy sez he dont know if this blonde is a guy or girl and kisses him as i guess he turned queer and the blonde guy beats his frooty booty

in the real version he probably tried to b0ne him like shingo hoibiki in violence jack witht eh tiger and ther jungle and supermodels and nude scenes and shingo j-zzing seeing aila mu taking a nude bath

peck trues sending the paper boy back to get help but they think hes trying to hyuu em outta the gold but peck sez there is none

oma sez peck killed the dad guy named prarie dog like fox in hokuto no ken or spider monkey in the crow 2 and burned the map and the paperboy sez he didnt trust peck as marchall

omar sez they were going to meet peck but stopped o eat and when they went to pay the guy treid to ice em and they had no chocie but to ice him and bting his daughter

the paperboy is confused and dont know what to do and englishman sez to forget the past and wortk together

peck sez they are gold craxy and got gold fever and dont care that the best man in town got iced and theres no gold and ihe';d bring em but most wont return

indian chick gets hammered and they go on and try to evade the calvary by getting the indian chick too drunk to talk and tell em apache were after em and theyed have the indaisn fake attacking whiule the rest go anothe rway and meet up later

in the calvary camp its learly day but film tinted to look like night and the indians attack and ride offand the indian chick laughs while drunk

as the rest go on peck and the chick break off and try to escape but the omar chazes affetr em and reclaimed em

so the team goes on through some neutral turf and getm ambushed by soldiers who shred em with gunfire

while he didnt did it, we see addams  with his f--ked out eyes

so peck is dragged on rope by horse and the dauhgter is whipped by i think monkey

so aftrewr escaping the ambush they wander the desert in the sun like The Hebrews looking for ther promised land

the blonde is f--king out in the heat and omar wants to end her but peck stands in front of her and sez he'd handle it

so peck leads em to a watch hole in the deserts a55 and omar sez he'd give peck monkeys share as i guess hes in h-ll

catewoman indianess swims nude and grit blurred out her a55 and daughter asks whatats his deal weith her

peck sez he arrewsted her bro and he got hanged and asks why shes not married but she sez she never dfound a guy better than her dad

underwatcer, naked catwoman indianess makes out with peck and when they get to the air he shoves her bare a55 off

naken numar tries drowning daughter and they have an underwater catfight but peck saved her

at what the film makes us think is night by tinting it, the neuman tries to shank the daughter but peck saves her and throiws numan in itne water

so they go on in openly day and see tyhe rest of the crew they had being iced by idians

so there was the calvary attacking the idnians or somethign but i missed some watchign a vid on Mel Gibson outing oprah and peck sent daughter to the calvary to bring her home

after she asks the main calvary guy from kojak to help mcafrica, he guns down his 2 soldiers

so hairless military guy like anatole elobnardcomes in with 2 horses and joins with omar and sez daughter told him of the gold

not anatole leonard reavals the daughter's dad was the judge and peck beats the black offa him and omar finds out and is displeased that mcafrica kept xecrets from him

i like how the mexcan guy is the bad guy, they;d notn have that today

i had some bad encounters with spaniards, 1 i knew from the islands of spain blocked me after i suggested not getting a tattoo as theres thing sin the bible against it,

1 i thought was my friend, but i screwed up a proofreading of his p0rn0 dbz comic and he stopped talking to me,

1 mexico friend is loyal but shes part italiano so shes higher evolved

as italiano is the one true race, besides polish, and japanese is good too, and i kinda like the portugaloes

so the gang goes on and the apache took over the yellow river area and its like mad max with horses a55es instead of motorcycle a55es

they race across the burning f--karea and get to a floating square and cut it loose and ride off as the apache come to enslave or torture em dead

also they are in a slow boat to china and the indians got ridfles and bows so they';re sitting ducks and ducking sh-ts

1 horse gets an arrow through the neck and its kinda bada55

then after dodging all enemy fire liek the f--kin autobots they come to prapids and the indias are jst done or someething and not there

they ride horses across the water and the raft busts on the rocks

UPDATE aparently, omar sharif is greek/lebanese, so he s white, i thought he was egyptian, which is also white, as white isnt;' just blonde and blue eyes, like sailor venus, rangiku matsumoto, mizuki tachibana and angel blade's shaia hishizaki

so the pirate crew going through do anythign to be king of the pirates and eat a man thing, gets to a tall rock like an obelisk probably made by daemon worphippers in the past before the white Man came and they goptta wait til sunrise

its tinted day as night and kojack anatole leonard shaves his head and talks with peck of teaming up but peck saw him ice his men or knew of it and dont trust himn like with veegta wakkin nappa in front of goku

peck talks with omar about how if  theres no gold, he still gets his guns back and the girl but omar pulls a knife on him but peck sez "you ice me you get none"

they talk about what omar wants the gold for and he reveals he really wanted it to go off and go to soviet paris to live with  frencuhies who totally aint racisst against non whites in the 1800s

then again,m the frenchies are kinda sissy so he'd be like godzilla or a mad max guy beusiin up the town and they'd be too candya66 to stop him

and even the french women the manliest of frecnhies, coulkdnt stop him cuz women ain as strong as men

beta male; Really?!?!! uggg! what about female athletes?!

alpha male: and by that logic, youi can't say "birds eat spiders" cuz 1 kind of spider sometimes eats birds

beta male: uggg! thats hate! i;m triggered! one eay out!(jumps in fromnt of a bus and splatters as his sissy bones were too brittle from hormone blockers and not driunking milk)

so duiahgter wants to get the gold and her farm LKIFE S-CKED AND she wants to use it and offers the peck er to use it for gambling

theyu make out and the indian catwoman watches and un the real version it was a guy and he's j-rkin off his lonmg uncut b0nar and making loud devolved ape like sounds

so the sub comes up and out of f--kin nowhere the sun blasts colors and lights like f--kin star trek and the obelisk moves its shadow and they say its a quartz deposuit

this is ancient tech, like pre noahs flood with the fallen angel machinery

so the shaodw moves to the wAL AND ITS GHOT A CRACK IN ITSD A55 AND they go through it and to the golden valley that actually exists

to quote akira fudo: what the f--k?! what the h-ll is this?! some sh-t for brains joke?!

so they race banyon onward and catwoman and blonde have a horseback catfight in front of a rear projection and numar falls off and splatters or w/e

so they get to da gold and we see the guysy spazzing out in the gold and a drumbeat and the river is full of gold so you might bite it if you drink

mcafrica senses something and sees the area is cursed or w/e and gets out with the daughter

monkey sez the spirits told him to kill eveyone cuz its apache gold and tomohwaks kojak but omar throws saa dagger in his back when he goes down

cuz when spirits tell you to kill eveyone, thats a sign they are good spirits!

also; the tresure being death is like in the life actrion jungle book movie from 1994 by back door disney and the main guy trying to save the girl from it was used by it too

peck and blonde chick daughter crimb up the wall of the cliff and not bACK THE WAY THEY CAME FOR SOME REASON AND SHE'S F--KING OUT CUZ WOMEN AINT AS STRONG AS MEN

they go up to an area dn omar gets there and attacks with a tomohawkhe didnt use his gun as monkey took his bukllets

chick interpeferes and he thtows her off and shoves peck off the cliff

he stomps pecks hand and duahggrer whips him with her belt and peck gets up and they fight

so the fight goes on and peck beats on omar as omar left his God for another but the apache come ina ndopen fire and peck and blonde chick takes cover

not sure 1800s bullets can go that far

so as the apache ride in this rock falls as if moives by unseen hands and then theres an earethquake but not the guy from samurai shodown and its freakin power rangers where the zords come out

the gold was eaten by the earths a55 and the guys try to climnb down and the apache leave

then a f---kin sasquatch breaks out fo the water i mean wall and its a stop motion thing like ray harryhausen or willis obriwen and is some kinc of apelike creatiure meets a caveman but is 30 feet tall and grabs omar with one hand and bites him h=in half art the ribcage as he screams as peck and the blonde hick look on in horror

jk i made that up, but with all the batsh-t goinmg on, it might aw well happen!

so the f-kin ground cracks iop as the guys race off on horse a55 and this is like 2012 but less cr-ppy a55 cg and they get to the tunnel and out its a55 as it caves in

the walls of the area cave in and we see an image of prarie dogs face on the caves in f--k hole

so omar and the 2 surviuving guys get out and omaer sez to stay aay from him but peck sez im commin after you

omar goes off to come back with a new plan in the next episode and blonde has gold dust in her outfit and its somehow dry now even though and she was sqimming in gold water a few mins ago

peck has nuggets in his bag from kpojack putting it in there

the end

that was pretty good

kinda nuts with the supernatural effect and kinda bada55 with the action and scenes

kinda thought omar would get it but the film was well made

goood effects and music and style and the charcaters were all different enough to tell apart

some didn't last but it had good stuff to it

omar was good as the bad guy and peck did his classic good guy role with bada55

overall i enbjoyred it, its got flow and dont drag and goes by at a good pace

numar did well and had some bada55 moments and it was tough and gritty but only pg wihtough much swearing or gore

yeah theres julie numars butt, but the simpsons and spondebob has butts

its not like we see pecks 13 inch uncut man thing flopping around

swinging it like Guts from Bwerserk swings his Dragon slayer and busting a guy in the face with it!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

splap!

for McAfrica i mean Mackenna's Gold 2 i want it to be about Julie Numan's indian character having surviuuved the fall and being crippled and lusting for revenge and when the ground opened up, she fell to the inner world of the hollor earth and the snake people inside rebuild her as a cyborb and use her as a slave, her desire to get revenge on peck and the blonde enboostens her will to overide the implants and she breaks free of their control and goes on a rampage and busts up their inner city below the ground and they attack her with biowarriors and various cryptids that were made by gene slamming but her implants make her too tough and she beats through em and wants revenge on them for making her this mechanical freak with various vio tech build into her and living fungus and flesh grafted into her and granting her abilities and shes a biocyborg of feesh tech and really thicc and busty as thats how the snake people like her. also its a 16 bit metroidvania game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari gajuar, and gba where you play as her and go thrtough areas of the underland and fight various abominatuons to wipe em out and win your freedomn.

The Lucky Texan Review

 Note: I spell like Texans like fat women

The Lucky Texan

This is my revirew o The Lucky Texan froiom the distant future year (to lon chaney 1) of 1934 (50 years before Transformers Season 1)

Its directed by Robert N. Bradbury who did Blue Steel

It stars the Elite Alpha Male John Wayne from Bardelys the Magnificent\the 28 Noah's Ark\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\The Quiet Man\\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\The Green Berets\Chisum\Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\Star Wars the 77 one, Lloyd Whitlock from Sparrows, George "Gabby" Hayes from Blue Steel\Mr. Deeds Goes to Town, Yakima Canutt from Stagecoach\Gone With the Wind\Ivanhoe\Old Yeller\50s Ben-Hur\Swiss Family Robinson, Eddie Parker from The Ghost Rider from 35 which is NOT the marvel character/Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man\Rear Window\Tarantula!, Gordon De Main from When Fate Leads Trump which sounds like something you'd head a century later, Earl Dwire from King Kong\Blue Steel\His Girl Friday, and a few guys i never saw in aything

the movie is public domain and according to soviet candy a55 back door wikipedia, WNBC-TV has used a continuous loop of this from the transmitter site during testing or as emergency filler when the feed from the station has been cut off

I never saw this b4 but hay, john wayne

after a mnodern logo we get a coloreds fulllscreen star wuith credits and star wipes to the next guys to seemingly added in later stock musiuc

so this guy comes  by a farm and its jogn watmyeand he kneew the old guy from when he was a kid

hes done college andis here for the rance for cattle but russlers and selling got rid of em,

old guy wanted to do a black smith thing and they have a chicken and then they got the black smityh shop shoeing horses

this looks colorized as in it was b/w beforte but got added colors later

i dont mind and think its got some charm

so geezer gets a letter from betty who might be betty spasghetti and its his grand daughter even though hes only like 50

well, if he had a kid at 15 and so did his kid, she might be 20

he's her last relatiuve and schools ending and she wants to live with him

then the dog comes in and his name is friday like his girl friday andthis movie  is in proper fiullscreen

upon looking at the rock the toook out of the horses foot, the find its a gold chiunk and geezer knows where it is from somehow

so john wayne and geezer go on and pan for gold but not pan ffrom gt getting gold hair by going ss3 or platinum hair by going ss5

some say Pan inherited Gohans Mystic power forme and is stronger than  the other z warriors

which is kinda made canon in the super super hero movie where piccolo jr says she has greater potential than gohan

so they go to ttheexperts and sjhow em and its pure and high quality

they'd get over 800 $ at 16% an ounce but take it in currency and wont give them the location and wanna keep it on the down low but nt the down low with guys b0ning each other and thinking its not gay

the gold guys wanna find the gold mine and the heroes spend a while getting gold and taking the other way outta town while not filing the claim so the town dont know it despite trying and getting lost on the way

later geezer named benson like the minion of t r edwards in robotech ii the sentinels and the b--chy soviet loving chick from lsaw and order svu and he gets his gold solf for 2000$

HE IS GIVVEWN A THING TO SIGN CLAIMING DA GOV NEEDS A RECIPTAND THE GUYS GIVE HIM A PAPER WITH A CARDBORD OVER IT TOCOVER WHAT IT REALLY SEZ

ITS THE DEED TO THE RANCH AND THEY PLAN TO MAKE HIM DISSAPPEAR LIKE WITH holy cr-p was caps lockl on? die you subnn human fiulth! your kind sghould be purged from my blue and pure workd, get f'd in the butt til you die like that guy who was b0ned dead by a horse you monkey!

so benson wants to put money into the black smith sjhop or somethjing and they send money to betty banner and tthis guy who's dad is high up has legal issues and gold guy gets him to get money or he'd cost his dad his job

benson goes to da bank andis gonna pay off his debt on the blacksmith shop

as he leaves he sez they'd work trheclaim next spring and as enson books itsomeone knocked out back guy and other find him and blame benson

benson sez someone came in the back dooor and no one saw him and john wayne goes on his White Non Klan Hore abnd meets Betty Rubblewith really 200s blonde curls and is a bit bimboy

man, john wayne is like over a foot taller than her

so joghn wayne stops by da bank and the sherfrifs malcxontent son has a lot of dough and bucks but not the male and female animals and wayne confronts hum but son fiights him

you cant beat john wayne! its like taking on Optimus Prime!

And when low on energon, optiu,mus beat megatron crippled, but megatron survived a  ship full of energon blowing in spoace with enough force to move cybertron from eartyh

thats some DBGT strong!

so of cource, john weayne kicked his candy a55 and makes him confess and dont need an SM Rope like wonder woman

wabne then rides off south andthe town watchesand wait, ther b--chy son is the guy he'sd chasing

he gets a tree branch and ridesit like a broonm or a55 water sklii and slides down this watyer thing to get ahead of him like that battletoads level with the rat

whenm b--chy son comes in, jhohn slugs his candya55 out cuz hes a Real Man and not some girly man injecting soy into whggats left of his parts!

so waynbe beings him back and dad wont help his evil kjid cuz hes a criminal; and scum, unlike the chief head irish man president

so benson is freed and waybe retunrs the backs money he took off son and john waybe tells hhim betty is home

they come home and bettt freets him and she's cooked dinner like a good woman

after dfinner benson is gonna stake otu 3 claims and file em the next day and waybne sahows her around

so the banker is gonna be ok as he needed srest and there was a hospital planet nearby and gold guy hears frombetty that benson is out and gold guy goes out to do evil

in the claim, benson has something that jowhn wayne and berty doknt know fo and he shows the dog and the music gets ominous as the gold guy and his minion go off on their horses a55es

so the bads catch nbenson comes back and he wont give em the location so they cap him and try to catch his muel

the muel cant be caught and is stubborn like trying to explains to a blue pilled guy that the news only tells you wqhsat IT wants us tyo hear and they move on

benson isnt dead somehow and his dog goes back and bensons horse retunrs w/o him

the dog comers back and leads jogn waybe as he sends the blonde betty bimbo to stay home and be safe as shes not a fighter and is like 4'11 like sailor moon

in the wastelands, the benson finds the box of things he kept and waybe found him and he tells hown eaweyne abouty who nicked his head on thwe way home

they get home w/i being seen somehow and tell betty the bimbo not to tell anyone she saw him

benson gets out his make up and its revealed he was a performer biut not like the gay a55 performa pal yuigoh cards in candy a66 arc v

the gold guysn come by and say theytook posession of the ranch days ago and had the rights to it and john waybne sez they'll talk in the am

benson says he signed 1 paper a while ago and they scammed him like gaijin with their calls and mails askijng for cr-p from their 3rd world cessp[ools with raepe and murder and aids

now the gold guys think benson is dead and cant deny it so the benson sends the jown wayne out to check the claims

the gold guys see bensions canteen on joghn waynes saddle and while john wayne is in they check it out

the sherrif comes byand the gold guys say benson vanished and now jowh wayne named jake like big jake has his canteen of gold nuggetds

so the sherrif has john wayne helf until tey locsate benson and hsi hearing is the next day

betty bimbo blonde stops by and talks with john wayne and comes home to tell benson to be thewre w/o being seen

so they go to the hearing and benson is cross dressing but knows hes not a chick and is doing it as part of a plan and not for lusts

like lancer in robotech how he only put on woimens clothing and hung about in bars as if he didnt disguise himself, he'df be vivisencted

and as he's a wanted man, no one would think he's a female singer

like if madonna was really the zodiac killer, no one expects a wanted man to be out in the open, but hiding in the shadows

so benson goes up to give his statement and tells em he saw the guys who shot benson and were in the court and as he goes up, his drress is caught on a chair and rips off

he reveals hes the real benson and not only his closes living relative and names the guys who tried to ice him

they run out the window and the guards fire on em and all h-ll brekas loose

so the bnaddz go off in horses and benson goes off in a 30s cr-=pmobile and i guess tyhis is the modern era of 1934 and they just happen to live like its the 1800s

jogn waybe goes off on em on his white a55 horse and the badds get on a railway cart thing

is this where back to the future got it?

so benson goes by em on his cr-pmobile and we get fast action like a dsilent film

this is liek a silent film but not as much as blue steele

so john waybne rides by the xcART AND jups on and fights a guy and both fall off

the main gold guy runs into the cr-pmobile aND FIST FIGHTS BENSON AND JOWHN WAYNE FIST FIGHTS the other guy

benson finishd gold guy with a stick to the head and gives him a second blow to end it as joghn wayne beats out the other guy

then we getta photographer takes a weddign picturte peach pof jogn wayne, benson and blonde betty and john waybne makes out with betty and the camera guy walks off with his camera

the end

that was pretty goofd

not too long, only like 50ish mins plus on grit its got an extra 35 mins of adds to get it to 90 mins

good filming, kind of m,ore advanced than blue steele but still has remnants of the silent era

good twists and story and no filler

acting was fine for the mid 30s

good action and charcaters

its not a bad film

its simple but holds up

but I thoguht it was like an 1800s placed film until i saw that car and think "wait, this is modern?!"

its like watchign a longplay of Spiritual Warfare on Sega and seeing a jumbo jet and thinking "wait, i thgouth this was in bible times!"

for The Lucky Texan 2 I want it to be 20 years later and John Wayne is a big time mining ceo and benson is a head in a gjar on cybernetics and its a sci fi futuist 1950s thing, the gold mine he runs has employees going to forme a union and shut it down cuz a rival comnpany don't like him disagreeing with THEM and sent commies to ruin his mines, So his daughter who's blonde and really buff and goes around in a gold bikini and helmet goes to take on the unionites and beat the commie outta em, also John Waybe comes with her and is buff too and they fist fight the commies, also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega gebnesis, snes, tg16, arati jaguar and gba wghere 1 player is John Waybne and the other is his beefy daughter and the final level is the rival company revealed to be owned by the soviets and planning to take down America from within and using surviving members of The boxer rebellion who are kept alive by daemons they fuseed with and John Waybe and his beefy daughter are wearing blerssed gold armor to help e, fight em.

The Big Land Review

 Note I spekll big but not bird

The Big Land

This is my review on The Big Land from the distant fiture year to the great Thomas Dixon Jr of 1957 (40 years befor the global civil wewar in robotech)

it sttars Alan Ladd from Citizen Kane\My Favorite Brunette\Shane/The proud rebel, Virginia Mayo from White Heat\Captain Horatio Hornblower/along the great divide, Edmond O'Brien from he 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\White Heat\D.O.A.\The Admiral Was a Lady\Julius Caesar\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\Birdman of Alcatraz, Anthony Caruso from The Phantom (1943, Serial)\Blackbeard the Pirate\Santa Fe Passage\Joe Dakota\60s Star Trek, Julie Bishop from thge 33 Alice in Wonderland\the 34 The Black Cat, John Qualen from the 30s The Three Musketeers\His Girl Friday\The Grapes of Wrath\the 40s Jungle Book\Casablanca\Captain Kidd\The Searchers\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\A Patch of Blue(Loved that one, it moved me to tears)\Firecreek\Mister Ed\The Andy Griffith Show\The Partridge Family, David Ladd fdrom Shane\The Proud Rebel\The Wild Geese, George J. Lewis from Casablanca\Shane\The First Texan\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\60s Batman, nd some guys i never saw in anythging

itys dricerced by Gordon Douglas whgo did Them! (which ws pretty cool)

i nevber saw this b4 byuyr its baewecv on a book i never read: Buffalo Grass by Frank Gruber

after logo and title abnd credits including jaguar which might be the car company, we get text saying afterthe vivil war, there was tension between the confederatrs and unionites and the north needed beef and the south had issue bring it up from Antio Soviet Texas

these 2 cowboys talk of babes and girlks with thicxc curves and what they gonna dfo with thew money they make from driving cattle

they lost 300 but at 1-0$ a cow they got 2000 cowz

also this is widescreen and colored but kinda faded coilor but not muchg faded

so these guys are texas guys who are usaually cool, niuce and like fat women, andthe next day, meet a cattle buyer who sez the cows are skinny and wiull byuy each cow for 1.5$ instead opf 10$

they dont like being jyuud and the yankee clashes with em over their southerness abnd shoots 1

seeing its the lessewr of 2 evils, main guy sez 100 cows for 1.5$ each and his men turtn on him\

maimn guy sold his cows and goes off from texas and wanders the rainy towns  as he's not welcome over his southern ancestry

and its the uniuon hotel that turns him down, like soviet union or euiropean union or film actors guild

so this barn lets him stay as the bard headsez to let him in and being a confederate is seen as bad here like siding with George Washington weas seen as bad in sovier back door banacna cramma england

in there the barn head wants some of main guyts whgiskey but main guy dont got any

at night, barn guy whos the town drunk stralas booze while guys sleepbut was cauhgt and beat

hes goty an addiction and needs help

like those gjys into meth or chronic

holy cr-p jamma p! they gonna string him up!

but then main guy puills a gun and frees him as In America, WE The People have Good guys with gunsa

so driunk and main guy go on and drink finlty water from a ponmd and drunk prefers liquor

also drunk stole a horse and can be strung uo agaun

drunk calls him a reb and main guy kicks his a55 in the pond wherte turtles might bite off his parts and b0ne him weith it

after a while, drunk needs a drink and can';t take it as he;'s jones'in as its addictive and your system rebalances itself to need it to function when you get used to it

this is why i never drink, its bad for you

i also dont smoke chronic or do meth or suck b0ners

at night drunk can't take it and is spazzing out and goes off to find booze and slams down main guy with a saddle swing

so main guy kicks his candy a55 and the next day he wakes up remoesewful

drunk wonders why he helped him and main guy sez he should have iced a guy the other day and goes on about his tike in the war

so they go on and see a train and finds it goes to kansas sity withb the fdaeggets

xo later drunk eats so much rabbit he dreams of carrots and thats not kosher

they go on and the film color keeps f--kin gout and goiung sepia and they come to a ranch

this kid golds em at gunpopint and its 2 kids and main guys name is chad and is probably  a virgidn too

the kidslive with a grandpa and their pa isnt there and grandpa is eurotrash

so they eat dinner with grandpa and mom and the kid drinks milk with what they think is chicken but is really rabbit

drunk tells of socviet boston with bathrooms in houses so you can sh-t w/o gfoing outside

he draws em images of it and grandpa sez her husband was iced coming over

drunbk stopped drinking and turned down loquir as he dont wanna fall off the wagon

a guy named ben like benito mussolini or ben kei the samurai comes by and sez he deals with buffalo grass

grandad sez to sell it but ti'll take too long to travel and main guy sez to use the railroad but they wont come if theres not steady work and sales

so they go to some city and main guy is taking a bath and drunk goes to meet at a bar for a railway thing like anna kozuki in yugioh zexal with her big heavy trains and b00bs

drunk drinks sasparilla and later main guy goes to the meeting and sees the guy who shot his himie thge yankee and yankee sees him

main guy goes up and saees this blonde with ex drunk and helping her into her corset like she just b0ned him and wait shes his sister and they probably didnt b0ne

main guy is teaming up with ex drunk to get into cattle and has none but main guy has good ideas and i thinkblonde is gonna marry the yankee and make deals with him and dont wanna help her f'd up bro and his p-ss in the a55 ideas

then a song by blonde in the bar about dealing with suin and finding The Lord

main guy ex drunbk blonde and yankee talk over driunks and main guy sez he wants to bring texas cattle yp to kansas and feed em

he also wants to run the rauilroad with wheat like that book a corener of wheat for the other 6 months not using cattle

the texas guys wont go to musoiyri and kanssas is 200 miles closer

alkso ex drunk wants to build school and churches and hotels and yankee sez he'd do it if they can bring the town

blonde; theres something u otta know of my brother

main guy; theres very little i dint know of him

me; sounds x rated

wait the guy they bargans with wantys the yankee from b4 its a different guy and main guy goes to real yankee whgo jyuude him  and beats out one of his goons with 1 punch

so the good guys blonde and bf go out in the wild and coyotes howl like a  butt virgin's 1st night in jail and blonde talks with main guy about cr--p

later theres a meeeting and the town iss gonna team up to harvest and sell wheat and they'd  pool the money to make a town w/ a railroad

its gonna cost 8000$ and these nordic dudes thiunk its a lot but they all team up after grandad encourages em

so the people work on da town and blonde wants to stay ands help da town grow and main guy goes to get the cattle asa the town wont make it with only wheat

blonde sez thnx for helping the drunk bro get off the sauce

but yqnkee wants to ruuin things so he can have ownership of the casttle bunsiness

like unions owning all acting and writing in commie states

so at night they torch the place and the people are bummed but blonde sez not to let the masin guy down and to finidsh what he started anbd they gio back to it

in thee confederacy, the southerers are diisgruntled over getting jyuude by yankeees and 1 guy wants to ice main guy tthinking he turned yellow b0ner like tommy lee

main guy comes iN AND OFFERES HIM 10$ a head for it but the guy who was shot wants revenge on main guyt for some reason and tries to brand him

main guy dodges and they fist fight cuz its a western aand main guy beats his maslcontent zentraedi a55

he tellsd em theres a town being made and they can do it and they consent

then the antenna f;'d out aND I MISSED SOMe

so the railroad comes in and these cattle buyers come over on it and grandad gives a speech but the steam engine steams it out as i guess it was fullo f obsenitites

ai weeel tel dees muther f--jer, weeth uh muss tash dat hees a55 ees myne tu b0ne hahh?

so blonde is losing interest in her butt buddy and ex drunk shows the cattle buyers the hotel but yankee comes in and wants a room but drunk sez he's not selkling him cattle at his price

drun gives em a room for 4$ in avance and later the other cattle guys dont wanna be freezed out by yankee and dont like him cuiz he jyuuze people like tht guy at yugioh who sez a card is 2$ when he wants it but 10 when you want it and its the same card

the next dayits breakfast and guy is found dead in the hotel

they think it was the yankee and its a new tyown so they aint gotta shewrrif and the buyers are gonna go b4 they get iced

they gon book it unless drunk takes outyabnkee

drunk tells yankee to gtfo pony faeg and get f;'d gdead by a horse, wait thats what they say to mlp fans and what happened to that guy in DC who got b0ned dead by a horse and it was filmd

drunk is beat out by yannkee and is given a gun in a trick to get him to draw so he coiuld cap him and its legal

yankjee splashes booze in drunks face and gives him a bottle and like a f--kin dumnba55, he takes it and does what the bad guy says

like if galvaytron told untra magnus to give him the matrix and he did

gradnson goes to get blonbde to help and and is out of breath despite it being tyhwe horse doing the running

unless they linked their servoes together to incdrease power

so ex drunk goes ex ex drunk and is gonna drink but throws it away ber siping the sin sauce

blonde gets there and is gonna shoot up the place but blonde tells him not to cuz he s-cked at gunfightiong

main guy dont wanna i mean drunk dont care and goes to confront yankee and tells him to take off his gun

yankees draws 1st and after a few seconds caps him

at least eh didnt give in to temptation and return to drunkeness, thats one of the many things that keeps you out of Heaven, like stealing, drugs and sodomy

so main guy returns and finds ex drunk is in h e double ireland and goesd to see blonde whoo we get the token sad moment where the movie tries to make us feel bad around 3/4ths in the movie

blonde had enough of this cr--p and is gonna skip townb and main guy admits he only thought of her when he was in Texas and the town and she foes on about how wehen he was drunk he was aliovbe

yeah but that live damage and throat cancer and bladder cancer and such would be worse than a quick bullet

so she sez it would be better if he never met them (and drunk would be strung up in the barn?) and main guiy drives thrtough town rollin in his 5.0 horse

he stops by the hotel and meets the cattle buyers and is told the guys partner was murdered but he ez, mine too

the cattle buyers wanna wack the yankee and dont wanna do it themselves as "this aint outr fight" even though they would not have cattle to buy

main guy gives a speech and how the east needs beef, ehich wouild be seen as "bad" by soy boys and girly men who eatb vegan and die of malnutrition

thinks look f--kin lost and the only way out is a 45 calibur supossitory

so main guy pays respests to his droogs corpse and i'm thinking, why not just do a j f k and sniper the yankee? worked for that irishman who b0ned those chicks and jhoppefully no dudes but with those drugs he was on, he was pretty lusty

at night but really its day and tinted, a guarx of the cattle is beat out and another shanked with a tyhrowing knife in the back like ninja

then gunfire to spazz out the cattle and fire thrown into the cattle area

noio, the cows nmighth be bruned! before being made into burgers!

the cows rampage through the town and this kid in a cart is flipped and a guy i think grandad helps hkm hut is hiding behind the cart

main guy saves em abd the cart is crushed

those cows otta be executed for their crimes and fed to humNS

You mess with the Poles, you wind up in bowls!

so main guy had enought of this cr-p and goes to confront yankee in a bar

he asks yankee to make his bid and and its a draw and cap

main guy drwas 1st and takes out both yankee and the other minion b4 they can get him and blonde hugs main guy and is his woman now

ex bf is bummed his woman left him and grandad comforts him saying making something new can make you lose something

ex b4 goes off to wander the wastelands and prey on bandits or w/e and it cleses out with main guy and blonde

the end

that was prettyg ood

goes by at a good pace and doesnt drag

its not a millin miles a second but goes steady and has nice acting and action

its got a good occacsialnal bursts of action instead of constand things blowing

nice story and the msuic was well done

i liked it, it gholfs up and tells a good story and shows how the Soputh was oppressed by the yanbkees

for The Big Land 2 I want it to be about the ex bf going around the wastelands as a hired gun and aiding people in need, also he;'s devolved a bit and is now all ragged clothed and and muscles and a bit caremanish and has wilfd hair and uses a pitchfork to fight bad guys. also its a 32 biut game thats like shantae but on Sega Saturn, 3D0, Ps1 and N64 where you play as him and fight various bandits and go into undergorund temples from before noahs flood and save people caught by undergroudn people in some hidden areas below the surface.

Harenchi Koumon Manyuuki Review

 Note; I spell samurai ninja america

Harenchi Koumon Manyuuki

This is my review on Harenchi Koumon Manyuuki from the distant future year (to Osamu Tezuka) of 1996 (10 years befiore American Transformers Seaopson 3)

Its a 1 ep direct to viceo anime by Pink Pineapple who does p0rn0 aND based on a manga by the Ubermench Go Nagai who's my fave authot

There's little info on this online and less than  Barabanba but its on various H anime sites

the mnaga is only 2 violumes and is a historical comedy like bil, and ted meets some weird anime thing, i dont know, i never read it

So it starts with this chick taking a bath and we see her pink nips and 2 guys are watching: Suki and Kaki who say Mito is the hottest chick there and called the Crimson Princess.

1 guy starts j-rkin off under his Nobunaga's Ambition Robes and blasts j-zz all over the other's face(You know what they say: Write what you know!) and they fall through the ceiling in the bath with her.

Then the Title and on the Mito land Suki and Kaki go off with the chick who's a princess but fakes being a guy (reverse Oira Sukeban??) who is the son of Saru Taishin going for Samurai Training as Kurenai Mitonosuke.

Then the Go Nagai doodle he puts in there gives a history lesson that after retirement, Komon lived in Seizanso Residence and didn't have time to go around gettin cr-p to make The Great History Of Japan,

so he sent out his daughter Kurenai Mito who is a substitute for this princess chick Komon Mito.

Her homies are "Saki" Sukisaburo Sasaki and "kaki" Kaikinoshin Atsumi who met her in the bath scene and unlike history, were not told to seppuku, but made her guards,

which is kinda f'd to send 2 deviants to guard the princess they j-rked off to.

So later its the Fuji Mansion and this guys reaching into this chicks crotch and mouthing her b00b and tells Mamushi that Princess Kurenai is on as quest for historical docs and some don't want her to return as he b0nes the chick.

Then the 3 good guys are in an area dividing Edo and Mito and are staying in a cr-ppy room that Kurenai don't like annd is shocked to learn they all gotta sleep in it as its the only open room!

She's never been in a room asleep with men but is told as she's "a man" now (well, her disguise is)she needs to keep her cover and hopes the guys don't try anything.

The guys are imagining her tight busty nude bod and the secks things they'd do.

They offer her Sake for the 1st time and her face turns red after 1 drink, so they start undressing her.

But she pulls a Katana and tells em they got work to do to collect Japanese history sh-t and its risky being in Tokugawa homes.

Right after this bada55 speech she whines about being scared and they think she's drunk and comfort her.

She admits she knows they wanna see her naked (Again) and they deny it but she opens her robe and shows off her b00bs and j-rks off while feeling her right udder.

They suck her t-ts but she's blacked out so they lift her legs and find undies with a magic crest that shines gold light that stops em.

Meanwhile, these ninja come to the place to get Kurenai but a ninja comes down and easily cuts through them.

They kill him but its really one of their own (Like with Oyu in the Manga of Black Lion??) and she snipers 2 of em with kunai to the neck, before naked ninja chick with an eyepatch does the thing where 2 ninja clash in front of the moon and land, then the bad guy splits in half from head to man parts.

Then the b0ning guy is b0ning a chick and is p-ssed that Mamushi failed him again Starscream but Mamushi says a Ninja dressed like a man with Kurenai's face got in the way Hot Rod!

B0ning guy stops b0ning for a sec and don't think Kurenai has that kind of skill and the Go Nagai Doodle, called Chilled Tofu in the subs on H anime TV Subs, says the b0ning guy is Tsunaya Tokugawa and is the bad guy who gets aid from Kokoku Tokugawa despite being a bast=rd kid, and has a real Daughter Kurenai Mito who he trains in his ways and she'll be a useful heir to him.

So Tsunaya wants to ice Kurenai so he becomes the hein or something and hired Mondayu Fuji (Who I think is the b0ning guy and I f'd up b4) to wack her, and Mondayu hired a Ninja assassin squad.

So the b0ning guy is now called Gokaru and is told they'll use black magic and the chick he's b0ning gets up and reveals she's Hotaru the Tsukuba Ninja(Which sounds like a Yugioh card) who also has Tsubaki and Sakura hinding behind or in her or w/e ninjas do and Hotaru uses Ninja Magic to make b0ning guy's weener extra long and sucks it.

Then Tsubaki uses Ninja Black Magic to use a crotch flower to trap b0ning guy in an illusion world like f--king Naruto but not f--king gay, where the flower grows around him and its long flower things feel his chest.

Then Sakura uses her b00bs to make sweet scent that attracts attention of his senses.

But b0ning guy sez these are for men and Kurenai is a chick and Mamushi sez they know womens bodies better than anyone and the Hotaru starts b0ning the guy with the other 2.

After he blasts j-zz, he appproves of these 5kanks and later, the 3 good guys are in Edo and see 2 ugly guys feeling up a woman as punishment for trying to escape (I'm getting Violence Jack Harlem Bomber vibes) and as they start crotch grabbing; the 3 heroes come in and Kaki and Saki go at em, 

only to be taken out easy and the ugly c-ck suckers are gonna go after Kurenai.

Saki and Kaku whip off Kurenai's clothes and show her Golden Seal and show she's a Princess, and the ugly bast-rds are sorry and stop.

Then realize she's a chick and can get a good price for a Princess (Is that why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach?!) and charge her.

She swings her Katana and cuts the Vincent Price looking ones cheek and she swings her blade and cuts their clothes off from a distance like Strider on Sega Genesis.

She swings again and a Kunai takes off their loincloths and they flee and its revealed Eyepatch was throwing kunai at em from the trees.

The saved chick is Shino who thanks em and at night in a hotel: she tells em she was sold to pay a debt and was going to Yoshiwara.

The guys who caught her when she escaped were Inoji and Noroji who were Yoshiwara gangsters working for Oni Goro, who lure hicks with promise of money and take em to be sold there, so Kurenai wants to go to Yoshiwara to stop it.

Inoji and Noroji report to Oni Goro who's p-ssed they failed him again Starscream and wants em to get Kurenai

but then Hotaru, Tsubaki and Sakura come in and offer to catch the princess and use their ninja magic and secks to make them work for the ninja witches.

Then the terrific trio comes to Yoshiwara and the dudes wanna check all 200 places for Oni Goro but Inoji and Noroji come in and say they wanna help and feel bad about their acts.

They take the 3 amigoes to a b0ning house with censored historical photoes of people f--king and bring them to their own rooms.

Sakura Dayu meets Kaki who jumps on her b00b mouth 1st, feels her up and plugs his small thing in her crotch, but she asks him to buy her a sash, then she sucks his man thing and he quickly j-zzed in her mouth.

Then he mouthes her crotch and it tickles so he b0nes her badly.

She whines about him being really bad at b0ning and b0nes him right until he blacks out.

Saki reads the book the 48 positions of secks and Tsubaki Dayu comes in and has him to mouth her crotch.

Then she ties him up in that Japanese rope thing they like and whips his a55 and licks it.

Unlike most Go Nagai characters: He's not into SM so she plugs a Tengu mask into her crotch and jams its mose int his a55 and butt hammers him.

He starts to like it and she b0nes him normally and uses her ninja sh-t on him til he blacks out saying this place changed since he was here last.

Then Hotaru Dayu comes in to Kurenai's room and she sez she didn't know this was THAT KIND of place but Hotaru gets nude, smooches Kurenai, and pulls open her top to find big heavy t-ts!

Hotaru sez Kurenais b00bs are better than hers and kisses her left nip and grabs Kurenai's crotch over the Gold Seal Undies she takes off Kurenais undies and starts mouthing her Transformers Zone(Bad Touch!!)

then puts her b00bs in Kurenai's face and Kurenai sucks her right nip and has Kurenai touch her bad place.

Then Hotaru starts 2 handing Kurenai's crotch and mouthing it and Kurenai blacks out.

As Hotaru leaves, Eyepatch comes in and the 3 ninja magicians report to each other they b0ned the guys asleep.

Hotaru is gonna ice em(which they could have done right after b0ning em! Why wait and regroup?! Did they ALL have to be asleep so the others wouldn't interfere? They were in different rooms!) but Kurenai comes in asking why Hotaru is dressed in her ninja mage robes, and brings Hotaru back and starts lesbiansing her as Sakura gets into it.

The other 2 join in and all b0ne Kurenai one at a time, then as a group, but the Real Kurenai is asleep in bed in the next room.

the Next day Kaki and Saki wake up and go to see Kurenai but find the 3 ninja h--kers nude and calling for Princess Kurenai.

Then Kurenai comes out of the next room and they think she's good at b0ning, but she gets mad at them for not telling her that Yoshiwara is a secks pit.

Eyepatch appears in the ninja wh-res room and wakes em up and wait, its not eyepatch, its Azusa who I think is the chick they saved from the ugly bast-rds.

She's mad they didn't do their mission or report back and Hotaru sez Kurenai is super skilled in swords and secks.

Azusa sez she did all this sh-t to fake being taken to Yoshiwara and tells em to call her Shino here.

Then Shino runs into the 3 heroes saying she was worried about them and found where the captured girls are.

Then these chicks are in that SM Rope thing and are being f'd by Oni Goro, Inoji and Noroji like its Violence Jack Evil Town and in the ceiling above em is The 3 heroes and Shino looking in a hole.

Saki and Kaki wanna look and she gets mad at em for doing the same thing to her in the bath.

Shino pulls a rope and the floor opens like that Yugioh card Eliminating the League and they fall to the area infront of Onigoro and the ugly dudes (Inoji is Vincent Price looking c-ck sucker and Noroji is the other one.

Kurenai pulls out her sword but Shino is behind her and had a smaller blade at her back, but dont stab her right away and end this right here and now.

Then Kurenai is in her undies and tied to a pole and Shino reveals she's really a blonde haired Blonde Eyed Japanese chick named Azusa and the other 3 5kanks show up and are gonna ice her, even though Hotaru don't really wanna cuz she likes f--king her.

Oni Goro says its a waste to end her as she's high quality and can bring in customers and he wants to keep her locked in here as a secks slave but hotaru sez she has to cuz its her job.

Oni Goro feels her up and licks her b00bs and sez here t-ts are like hard boiled eggs and the ugly guys join in, even thoiugh their boss just licked those b00bs and its like sharing food, not to mention we don't know where their mouths have been.

Saki and Kaki say this is wrong and Oni Goro takes off her undies as its soaked and starts mouthing her crotch as Inoji and Noroji lick her pink nips.

Oni Goro uses his hand on her crotch and licks he female gender fluids off and is gonna put his man thing in her, but a ninja smoke thing goes off and shes now standing in a different area with a Katana.

She cuts her homies free and puts on her undies and gives a sailor Moon/Wedding Peach speech about ending their evil.

The ugly guys attack but she slices off their clothes with a swing from a distance and their topknots are cut too.

Then as Oni Goro tries to flee, she pins him to the wall by his robe with blades and his fat a55 is in the air.

Shuriken come for her but she blocks em and accidentally knocks out her homeis by lightly bumping into em and they hit the wall.

Its the ninja witch h--kers and they use their ninja illusion magic on her to use think she's being wraped in crotch flower tentacles, then gets a face full of big b00bs that smell good(Remember that Weekly World News artiucle about a chick who got a b00b j0b and it made her stink?).

The 4 secks ninja grab her ands Azusa starts mouth her crotch as Hotaru feels her t-ts and Tsubaki sez if she releases her pent up lust she'll bite it.

Then Noroji starts b0ning Tsubaki and Inoji starts grabbing Hotaru's t-ts from behind and b0ning Azusa and Hotaru as Noroji b0nes Sakura and Tsubaki and Oni Goro wants to join in.

Then Kurenai is on the roof in moonlight and holds the Real Kurenai and drops Saki and Kaki who hug each other thinking its the Princess and h-mping each other.

Not Kurenai sez its tough to keep them safe and she has the same face as her(Is this like in Kekko Kamen with Yuka Chigusa??).

Later this bird delivers a note from Mitsuko and Kokoku Tokugawa reads it saying what just happened in Edo and he wonders if Princess Kurenai is ok.

Mitsuyoshi-Dono Jubei sez his granddaughter Mitsuko is from the Yagyu line and we see Mitsuko bathing nude and getting dressed and putting on the Eyepatch.

Then Chilled Tofu sez the Eyepatch chick protecting Kurenai is Mitsuko Yagyu Jyubei who's the 3rd in the Yagyu line and is from the same mom as Kurenai.

She was sent to protect the Princees and fight evil in the country.

Then we see the magic ninja h--kers b0ning the ugly guys as punishment and sucking their life out and aging them from endless secks.

Then Kurenai's homes compliment her on behing skilled and she don't know what they mean.

Chilled Tofu sez this is an account of Princess Kurenai's travel in Yoshiwara with her dinks and their quest only started.

Then 3 days later the ninja wh-res are still b0ning.

Then credits to samurai music that sounds like it could also fit a western.

WTF, KSS was in this! Didn't they do Wedding Peach?!

the end

that wasnt too bad

too much lust for me but it had good humor and amnimation and characters

I was thinking of abridging this but saw its too much lust, and yeah I did Urotsukidoji, but that's more horror fantasy with some b0ning

this is pretty much a p0rno

i hear the manga isnt as x rated but i hasn't see it

then again, go nagai does a lot of b0ning and such

its not a bad oav bjust too much secks

i dont think thiswas relased in america or soviet california either

for Harenchi Koumon Manyuuki 2 i weant them to be going around japan and found an ancient sci fi thing from the people before noahs flood, they go in and theres half human half daemons who wanna take over japan and devolve the peoples bloodlines by b0ning em, also this one daemon who doesn't wanna ruin the huamns sides weith her and she frees him from his confinement and he aids her in fighting those who sealed him. Also she gets a cyber suit from the base to fight with him and they fight together against the daemons in splattery ways. Its also a 16 bit beat em, up on ssega ganesis, snes, tg16,m atari jaguar and gba where 1 player ids the demon and one is the chick and they fight goons before facing a round boss in feudal japan and various demon labs to make items and things to fight humans.

Nami SOS! First Battle Review

 Note: I spell like an inma

Nami SOS! First Battle

This is my reviuuew on Nami SOS! First Battle AKA Sexy Saiilor Soldiers from the distant future year  (To Toshiro Mifune) of 199 2003(40 years before Robotech Season 3 with the Invid)

Itys based on a Manga I read the jaPANESE SCANSA OF A BIT AND IS A mAGICAL gIRL H Anime with b0ning

It got 1 direct to video anime ep and thats it but the mangas goes on.

The manga was from 1995 and was inspired by Sailor moon but they also had Bishojo Senshi Venis 5 about a Sailor Moon p0rn0, and Sailor And The Seven Balls, but thats really a55

I knew this guy who liked it and blondes but he cuut off contact with me after I missed some errors in this comic he wanted me to proofread

good artist and we agreed on a lot, but I haven't heard from, him in years

Its animated by A.P.P.P. who did Omishi Magical Theater: Risky Safety \Fist of the Blue Sky\Cream LemonJoJo's Bizarre Adventure 90s amnd 00ss oavs\Golden Boy\Fist of the North Star: Legend of Toki and Project A-ko

tthis oav was direcvtal by Masaharu Tomoda who did animatioon or directal things on Angel Cop\Jushin Liger\\Buso Renkin\Deadman Wonderland\Dirty Pair OAV\Fairy Tail\Genocyber\Locke the Superman\Manyū Hiken-cho\Maryū Senki\P=nty & Stocking with Garterbelt\(The) Qwaser of Stigmata\Robotech: The Untold Story\Super Dimension Fortress Macross\Violence Jack 2\90s X-Men\Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's

All ther actors only did p0rn0 anime but its got Ben Takada from InuYasha/GunGrave aand Takehiro Murozono from Astro Boy the 00s version/Baki the Grappler\Beyblade G Revolution\Beyblade: Metal Fury\BioHunter\Demon Beast Resurrection\Dinozaurs\Fullmetal Alchemist\Fullmetal Alchemist: Chibi Party\Fullmetal Alchemist: Seven Homunculi VS State Alchemists\Fullmetal Alchemist: The Movie - Conqueror of Shamballa\GantzGaoGaiGar: King of the Braves\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Ghost Stories\Golgo 13 the show\Grappler Baki Maximum Tournament\Gungrave\Inuyasha\Jungle de Ikou!\Naruto\Nightmare Campus\Samurai Champloo\Slayers: The Book of Spells\Souten no Ken\Tokyo Mew Mew\Venus 5\Escaflowne\Wedding Peach\Witch Hunter Robin

So it starts with this thicc blonde getting on her main uniforme abnd working in a cafe or restauirant, but her t-ts bump the tray and she losesbalance and falls

1 guy tries to catch her abd grabs her b00b and her top opens and she falls onto a guy

the tray was caught by a blue haired chick and eventually the maiun chuick nnotices after being told bty blue hair but no gender issues, that the guy she fell on has his hands sinking into her b00bs

after screaming annd a title, she's in the change room and blonde is nami kkoishikawa and blue is chisato yamane and both are new and she likes theuniform as chicks like dressing hot unless they are feminists who hate men and shave their heads and dress bad

nami ssez the manager is nice but chisato thinks thats not what she felt and nami takes out the garbage as manager listens outside the changeroom

outside is this chick in a latex or pleather outfit who falls and nami helps

ripped up outfit chick gigves nami a penmdant and sez "take my place" and vanishes

later on the train nami looks at trhis thing given her and its an eye pendant anbd a newrd feels her up on the subweayin front of everuone but no one cares

also in japan, women often have their own car as guys feel em up

nami gets annoyed by feeing felt and the eye thing shines light and we get a magical girlk transformation of her nude and cloths forming on her

the nerdthinks its coisplay and she looks hot asnd all the guys start feeling her up at once

eventually she busts througfh tyhe roof of the train and flies

in her home, nami's brother is j=rkin off to cosaplayy p0rn0 and nami busts in and lands crotch 1qst in his face

after cleaning up, he don't like her dressed in cosplay and that he j-zzed to his thicc blonde huge b00bed sister

but its jkapann and theres a LOT of anime where brothers and sisters b0ne

bro dont want nami to be a cosplayer andgoes out asnd in the mirrir room, she takers off the eye thing and turns back to her past outfit

later she's takjing a hot bath and the doorbell rings and she goes to get it wearing a pink towel

its her manager and she goes to get clothes and he comes in and gies her a nw unifortme cuz her huge b00bs busted out of her last one 

shhe tries it on and its a microskirt that shows off undies and a small top that shows off underb00b, which she tries on before noticing how skimpy it is

i guess shes kind of a bimbo, but an innocent bimbo who's not a sl-t

manager comes in and likes it aand sez she sme;lls good

nami sez its harassment likee that south park ep wioth the panda but manager grows tentacles out hjis back and ties up her hands 

hes sa secks daemon like in la blue girl and raises her arms and her huge b00bs pop out

his kind like the ooze of young women and nami don't know sanything of it, also they forgot to draw in his back tentacles as he bumps her b00bs on his face

nami is a viirgin and manager plays with her nips and she wonders why tthese purvoes are into her

he sez the eye of lust increASES HER pheremones and lures secks dsaemons, or inma to her and no one can take it from her

she grabs it when hes mouuther her nips and turns into the magical girl forme and he likes the ooze of a hunter the best

shes a demnon hunter and wacks em and he eggs ger to try something

her bro com,es in and slugs him out and dents his head but it pops back and manager extends his armn like wufeis gundam and slams him into the wall

nami trips on the bathtiub, somehow falls oytr thje window and flies off

managai mr masaO CHASER HER AND GROWS FLESGH wings  and namis bro chases em and runs into chisato and sez sometrhings up

chisato turns into a magical girl with her own lust eye aand is really cuervy but not fat and flies off like dbz

in the manga she has a thing with naami's brother

in the air sasao catches nami in a spray of tentacles like a robotech/macross thing and b0nes her with tentaclescoming from his back like doc ock and his sometiomesinvisible b0nar

then chisato gets there and sees nami worn out from a b0ning who seews him as a high rank daem,on

sasao wantewwd to save her for later andf chisato fires a lightenming attack but is caufght in a dimension thing

in the dimension, whiuch is how real demons come from, h-ll, and are associated with aliens, chisato gertts b0ned a lot and sasdao is still b0mning nami

nami sees chisato being b0ned and her desire to sdave her actyyivates her matrix abnd btrreaks em out like transformers the movire

also therir outfirts ARE fixzed and the many secks daemnons like in californmia are taken ouit by 3 new hunters never refered to by name but have more stuff in the manga and toyys with rubber b00bs

1 inma looks mexican and 1 wears a kiss shirt

chisato is fully recovered after being b0ned a lot andnami thibnks these chicks are great andasks who theyy are

sasao grabs nami from behind abnd is gonna ice her and the others canmt save her

he extends his tentacles wqirh a spike on it and nami blasts it back with her eye thing and the thing she blasted out is a white rod

nami jumps out and grabs it and it becvomes a sword and she slicwes sasao in halfd in the miosddle

pretty bada55

chisato hugs her and thibnks shes cool amnd sasao still isnt dad like chucky and her bro kills him with his truck andf bad driving as he splits in 2

her bro went through the wibndashirld and into the river and the next day this hughe t-ts anime gils tell her its her duty to fight the demonsa likre devilman but more b0ning

nami consents for obce and her bro dont want her in a cosplayy group but he admits he likes cosplay and nami never knew

then cvredits to cvl;ips of tre anim,e we saw

the emd

that weasnt so bad

a bit too much b0ning for me but good characters and animation and art and color

good acting and its only like 25 mins or so

could have used an openming song liker with la blue girl, but its pretty nice as is

not a fan of the nudes cuz imma 1800s gentleman who dont swear or drink or smoke or use drugs or b0ne guys, but theres only like 2 scenes with actuasl b0ning

i like the colors in it, bright and alive, unlike now with cr-ppy a55 cg made in soviet korea or w/ee

iff it weren't for the anime oav no one would know of it, but Chataro did some good designs andhis art is well done

for Nami SOS! First Battle II I want it to be about a new member who comes in and its years later and the gitrls are thiccer and still battling monsters, this new girl learns moves from the other ones and goes on missions to fight the daemons, also its a 128 bit 3d fighting game on sega ddreamcast, nintendo gamecube, xmox and ps2 where you create a character and have tutorialsa wioth the chicks and figfht daemons in 3d things and unlock new moves and have manga stories retold in flash bacvk missions.

The Man From Snowy River Review

 Notew: I spelll Snow White but niot the 20020s live action remaKE

The Man from Snowy River

tHIS IS mY REVIRW ON The Man From Snowy River the distant fiture year to clarkl gabnel of 1982 (The year the japanese version of season 1 of robopptech came out)_

its directal bty George T. Miller who diid The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter which I didn';t hate

it stars Tom Burlinson from the 1980s cartoon 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea/the 80s cartoon The Hunchback of Notre Dame, kirk douglas fropm 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea\Spartacus\The War Wagon\the tb movie Inherit the Wind\The Simpsons\Touched by an Angel/Posse/Along The Great Divide, Jack Thompson (not the video game guy) from Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones\Australia\the 2013 The Great Gatsby, Tony Bonner (tee hee ) from , Quigley Down Under, Chris Haywood from Farscape/Quigley Down Under, Gus Mercurio from The Blue Lagoon\the 90s show Flipper, andf a buncha outehr kangaroo monkeys who i never saw in anything

this was made in soviet asustralia where they have high censorship and big gov

its like a more devolved and gayer canada

at least they aint as bad as those new zealanders, someone otta nuke em, they are surplus to requirements

the new Zealanders banned power rangers cuz the gov thinks the people cant handle it

can thery/them handle care bears? i mean no heart was scary to me, when i was 5!

this is based on a poem from the 1890s and was filmed in 1920 but that probablyu dont exist anymore

it got good reviews and people in the 80s liked it but nwowADAYS P the girly mena nd beta males might whine about it cuz its "offensive"

then again, I never saw this so Imma give it a fair chance as usual

so after a logo and its in widescreen and colored, these guys in a cabin talk australian instead of real human and eat

1 goes to da barn and his horse spazers oiut and theres a swarm of horses racing elsewhere

i guess the packs ki is reacting and the dad is gonna shoot em but the son wantys to catch em but dad sez the horses are too used to being free like in the 1sdt world but dad goes with it

then title and crtedits

do they/them have snow in soviet austrtalia? i though tit was a desert wasteland and had soccer games where peoiple p-ssed in cups and spilled it when they did the wave

so later son is chopping a tree with dad and i didnt knwo they had those there and thought it was a deseret wasteland and had roaming canbnniblas

nowadays they/them would whine about "muurdering" tyhe alleged viurgin trees

then the horses swarm and their horse spazzed out and breaks a chain its holding and a log the chain held breaks and swings back and busts dad

the spazzy horse snapped his leg and they gotta put a bullet in him back when candya66 australia could own guns instead of only the black market guys having em

cuz banning guns works, like bamnning drtugs, make a  lawe against it, and no onbe does it

so hsi dad gets it and its 1888 and after a service offscreen, waity, is this, iron will? the alaska movie or w/e?

you can dance if ytou want to, you can have your iron will, cuz if friends dont dance, when you wanna dance, then its, those friends you kill

so son goesx with kurk douglass and wait, kirk and his men wanna take over but son sez he ownes it

the not cowboys leave and son sexz they blamed him for dad getting sent to the stars and kurk goes back wirth son and kurk has a pehg lehg

they talk of girlds and cr=-p and how son wants to get back this horse that got away

kurk shows son a mountain hortse and give it to him and in town is another kurk douyblass w/o a beard whos from America

hes here to getta colt but not a fire arm but an aniamsl horse

this big black horse like kokuto go from gokuto no ken spazzes out asnd the kirk saves tyhis chick from it amd the son is there but i didnt recognize him

son handfles the horse and this lawyer thanks him as  lqwweyer workdsa for america kurk ANDS son wants to work for him

in this mine beard kirk works and this guy names clancy tracked him and talks about him looking for el dorado like that go nagai manga god =mazinger and iolence jack

they are homieds and shaved kirk hires son and i went to refill my water and mnissed some but chicxk and son grow ckloserover farm work

kkurk shave came in annd i think has a connewctuion to herand son knows how to tie a certain rope

kurk wants chick to be a real lady and be a good wife and mother but she's been f'd by feminism and thinks its "bad" to have A FAM

you otta fatten her uyp like the africans do so she's be more femninine for marriage

later the workers playy cards and talk of clancy commingfg and hes a horse master but not like a brain mASTER IN transformers

son knows clancy as his dad ws his hoimieand the devolved australiabnbs laugh like its funny cuz they/them dont got couls

so the klan sea comes and greets son and sez sorry about his dad

laater its dinner and shave kirk sez he went went and so west he came to back door candy a55 australia and made his money in beef

this feninist goes malcontent and chick agrees and shaded kirk sez they are ruining things and women shoulsdnt be lawyers(well, he got it right about judges)

cl;ancy bickers wuitH shaved kirk over cattle and thosae moustacghe dude setles things wiuth a toiast

son comes in with wood and they ask if he thinks on taming the mountains but he sez they'd better off hold back the tide

clancy asks of klirks brother and he sez he has none, but not litererery  but more like "hes dead to me"

son is topld hes staying back from the mission but he sez his horse is a mountain horse and knows the area better but orders are orders aand if ur just followquing orders, it justiufies anything

hee's bhummed he cant go on the mission and  the ahaved kirk goes off with em

son cant take it and gets his gun and puts it in his mouth and ays "one way out" and his head blows

jk really feminist trauins chick to play piano and be a pianist aND son brings in the tea

feminist invites him in for tea cuz they didnt have pop yet and goes to get another cip but not a proptective one that goes on your man parts

they complaIN OF the higher ups having em do cr-0-p like be a lady or butler

sons mom taught him some piano b43 buiiting it and chick never knew her mom which explains why she went feminist, like the girlky men not having good dads

later in da barn son feeds his horse or a horse and  chick sez curly wants to break in houerrses but somn sez u gotta  be kind to emn to tweach em

but animals don't get words, only fists!

kurk wont be baxjk for days so she has sion teach iu mean tame da horse in a piano montage dragon in attqwckl mode

they gropw closer so i assume they'l; fall in love and have a diispute but get back togerther and  get married, then have 500 babies and repopulate australia after the nucular holosost

spo he tamed da horse and chick playeed piano and uut sounds lie a 70S OR 80S TV OPENING

ayt night this big black horse spazzes out around this cliff at night in the moon loking like a daemon

in the day time the horse swarm goes around aand it spaszzes out blackie and son rifes him and jumps a fench but falls off and the horses trample him

see you in h-ll candy a55!

then this 1 black horse jumps up and stands on its rear legs for too long, then it ffreezes and zooms in on his head and cuts to black

wtf happened?! did it b0ne him?

later hes in bed and chick helps him and sez the crew covered up hisa a55holian act but he dont want women to cover for him and shge goes mental

eelsewhere, shaved kurk iis drivinghh cattle and retyurns and son sez he fell off a  horse

kurk sez to go out and get the lost horses therr dudes left and son goees out and meets beard kurk and asks of his bro

they talk of chick and saon wants to quit but beardo sez at the 1st snow the animals go somewghere and laater son goos oof to the snowmountains like in dewmon lord dante but less snow

he still wants to find the horse that ran off or something and on da fartm, shaved kuirk chex out blackie and sees somethings there and askks chick

he saw signs it was f;d with and rode and askks her who and she sez son tried to get these hotses in the sewrmnm

chicj goes mental when shaved kirk sez to fire soin whhen he gets back and kirk gives her a slap to stop her b--ching and sez shes f'd like her mother

she swings at him but he catches it and bends her armn in a lock and sez "i'll fix you like i did her" and starts b0ning her as she screams!

jk reallyy shge runs out and feminist whines about him being meaner to her than his horse and feminist is his woans sister

chick rides off and wait, we're like half way in, that didnt feel like it

son goes where the beasties go in snow and gets the lost cattle and brings em in

chick wanders around in the wiild and the wind is going while son eats by a fire

so then its raining and looks kinda like a 90s thing and she falls down a hill and the hordse runs off to be eaten by a yowie

kurk wanmts the men to save his daughter but thewyu're druiink cuiz  thewy are descended by people too evil even for back door endlAND AND WHEN CHICK WANKES UP SHES ON THE LEDGE OF A CLIFF

f--k ooff and die in h-ll caps lockl you c-ck sucking sunnova b--ch,m y5-0 years ago we'd have you upside down wiith a f--kin forkm in yo a55

so son finds chicks item and looks for her and fiinds her dead horse and the shaved kirk leaves his cr-ppy evolved men to find her

kurks men cant find trax after da raUIN AND son somehow finds andf sdaves her

she tells him hes canned but she don't wanna go back cuz she wants to be with him and its what she thought of on the cliff facing her end

he wants tio bring her back and dont care of the mnen in danger looking for her or other responsibility cuz shes a chick and theyy dont think logically

also this kindfa prtoves kirk right about em as lawyers

well, at least she knows she is a woman and what a woman is

they smooch with consent and probably b0ned in the real version and hhave romance dialogiue on ahorseback and rtide on with another smooch

in a mine, beardo yells and the cr-ppyy thing caves in on his stumpyy a55 but he sees something and is glad

son and chick comes by beardoes place and she dont know him and hes not there and son goes to check the creek as chick goes inside and sees a photop that looks like her

beardo comes in happy cuz he found something and sees chick and stops and sez "matilda, i found da gold"

she sez shes jessica like the guy who did new cutey honey and son reveals its her uncle

she wonders whats going on and son has beardo bring her home and son would bring the horses back

kirk reveals he riases sopme cattle and son shaved kirk finds a notre from son sayiong shes safe and headed home

feminist sez how 2 guys loved her mom and she sez the 1st to make a fortune win her and shaced kirk bet on a long shot horse and won and beardo went to find gold

beardo hits on a chick and she hits him with a wood thing and son comes in and a main sez to bearder to get out b4 bro comes back as its hard to film 2 kirks in 1 scene

shaved kirk returns and rteconsiles with chick and sez sorry and thanbks son for it and talks with him of how son loves cjhick

kirbk dont think hes good enough for her and tells him to choose to go and son sez "u bast-rd" and beardo comers in

its revealed shaved kirk shot off his leg and shaved kirl is disgruntled

feminist sez beardo bought wife a horse and shaved didnt like it and let it loose and when beardo talked with her of it, shaved misread it and flipped out and blew off his leg, later wife ditched kkirk after she pooped out his kid

also the horse let free leads the swarm like with kokuoh go in hokuto no ken and its f--king things up

also son tells chick it wont work and leaves

kirk and beard kirk bicker over beardo turning her against him and shaved asks whos kid she is but beardo sez she's shaved and leaves

in the shed, son gets ready to go andf curly mouths off to him and son slugs hoim so 1 guy grabs son andf curlyy breaks a beer bottle and is gonna knife him but 1 guy pulls a gun on curly and sez "lose tyhe bottle" and curlyy thrtows it away and they fight

main guy beats the black offa curly and tells gun guy he's welcome at his place anytiome

son goes and later, 2 workersa are gonna do something to the blackie and let it loose to be eaten by a Bunyip

later its joined the swarm and kurk wants to gte the klancy on it

later iyts night and beardo sez son gets half the mine from his dad having a half share in it and drink but klancy comes by and howls like a furryy in bed or a dingo or both as dingo sodomingo and tells em of how the blackie joined the swqarm and they are going after it and offers him a chance to join em in regetting it

son sez no and is told shaved kurk blames son

then its day aGAIN AND THE  MEN GEAR UPO AND die in a f--king fire you c-cck sucking caps lock, i doint need you, you are suirplus to requyuiorements begione yyou sub human animal, get f'd dead by magic johnson and his aifs filled b0ner!

so kirk gets a posse togetrher and that didnt workwell in thatr other western, but here he's going foir a horse not a man

son comes but kirk shaved sez no but clancy ssez he asked him sand kirk sez yes

kirk offers 100 pounds as a reward to be divived among em as they like and they race off as son goes on a cr-pmobnile horse

beardo comes by and has a bottle of bvoose ort spurm to look after the women

hes a likable guy but is an amputee and the abel one is malcontent

so the horsese men searm after the wyld stallions and they run until they get to the clancy who has a whiup and kokuoh go leader horse spazzes out and they run

one by one guyys get picked off and its all action and no words like a suilernt film

they get to a river and horses swim across with riders on em and son is catching up and rides off a cliff and rides it dowbn a hill after the wild stallions

so looking like back to the future 3, son chases the horses and wtyf theres suddnly snow like in 10 000 bc hiow hes in the jublge next to the ice cap

they stoip and look at erach other sand its like youngblood how the kid takes onb the dark hairy guy who busted him b4

son gets the whip and kirk shaver returns and then does son wiith the horses after an offscrteen battle

see? animals dont understand words, they understand fists, and the whip is a fist on a sting!

son sez he didnt do it for kirk and he's ghet his horses he caufgght later and dont want the 100lkbs and will be back for his other things

kirk sez shes not for him but beardo kirk sez hes noit a kid and son sez  she can make her own mind

somn ridfes off and to prepare for another adventure and credits roll to epic music

the end

thjat was pretty good

nicve fipming aand style

good efdfects and acting and music

tells a good story

nice messages and characters

works well asnd has a good flow and dont drag

i liked it, it holds up

for The Man From Snowy River II I want son to get the gfs dad to let him marryy rthe chick if he does some feat, like hwrcules l;abors, but thinking he'd never do it, dad sends him to catch the Papinijuwari, a giant that has 1 eye ansd lives on the egde of the horizion, so he goes around collecting ancient tech from the tribal enders to reach it, then go to their realm with the ancients tech and take one on, but when he gets it back, the dad eats it and devolves into some kinda aboimionation with bug legs and bones growing out of all over its purple and black flesh body and has to take it on, also its a 16 bit metroidvania game on sega ganesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba wherte you play as him and go from area to area doing missions for the elders to earn the piece of ancientech and  travelling from area to area on horse wagon stations.