The Innocents Review

note; i'm innocent of good spelling... kinda

the innocents

this is my review on da innasentz (60s ver)

its based on a play or book or w/e called "the turn of the screw"

that sounds like a p0rn0 or Yugioh card

ewwwwww

its widescreen

like half da screen iz blak barz

during da credits it shows names on 1 side and hads on the left

ewwwwww

its made in England

the hands are of a chick saying she wants to save kids, not destroy em

sounds like a dr

except in some countries they let you put kids to sleep

then we see a flashback I think of her being interviewed for a gig of looking after 2 kids

oh its their uncle interviewing her

he sez da kids need love

and he cant do it so she must be 100% responsible

the last caretaker bit it and the kids miss her

later she goes to the kids place and talks to the little girl named flora(like the winx club chick?)

later they have tea (not a tea ceremony like the samurai) and flora sez her bro is at school

his name is miles (like miles tails prowler rom sonic?) (better than that malcontent miles from degrassi)

flora wants the main chick to stay

also this brit hag maid works there

then they game 1 kid a bath

its flora

but we don't see anything

later main chick walks flora to her bedroom and flora sez she anted to sleep in everal rooms at once

well, if they chopped her up...

the hag was disturbed by the idea

flora wants to sleep in bed with her pet tortoise but main chick sez she's crush it

they hear a noise but flora sez da hag sed to ignore it

later flora looks out an open window with a breeze and hums

is she summoning something?

then its day and sunny

main chick gets paper email and her and flora read em

I letter disturbs the main chick

flora watches a spider eating a butterfly

I too like seeing bugs fight

once I saw a footlong centipede facing a Japanese death hornet

bad a55

so the letter sez miles was kicked outta school

so he's more like degrassi miles than sonic miles

later miles comes by and seems nice

just wait til the OTHER miles comes out

like in yugioh how the OTHER yugi goes around killing people

lol the hags name is; mrs grose

as in; GROSS! hes got the AIDS everywhere!

at night miles wants to lay awake thinking

I do dat too

but main chick sez its a bad habbit

get aids b--ch! I do wat I want!

they talk about him getting fired from school and his uncle being too busy to care

she tries to get him to talk and help him

but then the wind blows and a candle goes

later its day main chick walks around being disturbed by minor things like birds

she goes up a tower and finds miles covered in birds

that's how supervillains start

she sez she saw a man up there but miles sez hes alone up there

later miles rides a bit white horse

later theyre drawing

main chick thinks floras thunderstorm is a vase of flowers

miles draws a horse

is he a brony?

they talk about theyre house being big and main chicks being small

then they play hide and seek

as she looks she finds a music box and a picture

then miles comes out and grabs her

she complains of a grade schooler overpowering her and flora comes in

candy a55

then they look for her

as she goes around da house she seez a face in the window that retreats into the darkness

then she goes outside

dumba55!

he could be a serial killer

she tells the brit its da man from the tower

and who she just saw a picture of

but brit hag sez he bit it

later the kids are disgruntled so main chick lets em have a costume party and lets em go off on their own

dumba55!

in pet semetary that's how the little blonde kid bit it

brit hag sez in the coldest blackest winter the tower guy bit it falling down steps

also miles found the body

later miles dressed as a king sez some creepy poem

later main chick sez about tower guy(named quint) no one could go against him

also he had a gf

but both bit it and hag wont tell about em

later its day time ad flora has her pet tortoise in the water

she sings a song but it creeps out main chick

also they see a guy in the plants in the pond for a bit

at night she tells brit hag she saw quints gf I the pond

but brit hag don't buy it

this is like wuthering heights with the lovers ghosts

main chick thinks the kids are in danger

and sez they gotta find wat da ghosts want

brit hag sez the quint was mean to the gf

its always guys abusing girls

why not girls abusing guys?

they can be just as bad

if not worse

on degrassi high; Kathleen has an abusive bf.

me; this show is ALWAYS about abusive bf's. scott, rick, the Frenchie..

what next? spinner beating up paige?

spin; I'm tried of you paige! (b00m)(slugs her out) that's for getting me pregnant! and giving me AIDS!!!

brit hag sez after quint bit it the gf did too

main chick sez they otta tell someone like a priest

GOOD

that's the best guy to tell in a haunting

but brit hag sez it wont work

WHY?!

who better than a priest to fight ghosts?!

not ghost busters

this is like the 1800s or w/e

they aint even in the womb yet

then we getta weird montage of her dealing with her ghost phobia

eventually she wants to tell the uncle

and sez the kids talk of the ghosts and da ghosts are getting closer

she wants to now how quints gf bit it and brit hag sez she bit it in da lake

later main chick sees and hears the gf in a room and finds math on the chalk board and freaks out

how come its ok to have guys bad at math but if chicks are in shows its seen as racist?

I know many guys bad at math

they play Yugioh

main chick sez the ghosts wanna possess the kids to reunite

but that's inbreeding

but that kinda happened in Yugioh zexal with nash and marin becoming rio and shark

but they wernt b0ning

later main chick runs around the dark house with creepy sounds

she fins flora who sezs someones in da garden

they see someone in it and she goes down

she finds miles and hes got a dead bird

then miles makes out with her a bit

this kids gonna grow up to b0ne a lotta chix

later its raining and flora goes to the lake in a gazebo thing

she knows things but not how she learned em

brit hag tries to get flora to admit seeing ghosts but flora freaks out

little b--ch!

later flora is upstairs screaming and brit hag sez its profanity

so brit hag takes flora away to turn her furry or something

later main chick talks to miles but he rejects her

she tries to get him to come out about why he was fried from school

also he read her mail

and he has been seeing and hearing things

he goes on a tirade but behind him appears the quint

he then throws the tortoise through the window and runs out and trips

she comforts him and sez the tirade wasn't his

and once he sez the guys name its over

what is this? the neverending story?

he freaks out, sees quint, dsez quint and blacks out

she sez hes free and safe but turns out he bit it

she smooches him

the end

what kind of ending is that?

is he dead?

in a coma?

soulless?

but that was a well done film

good atmosphere and tone

brigt but dark

good b/w light and shadow

wonder how a silent german expressionist version would be?

the kids were good actors in this

turns out somehow this got an X rating in soviet England

wtf

theres no blood, gore, nude scenes or swear words

in a review of the 2017 my little pony movie, the brits said it was too scary

candy a55 brits think my little pony is too much

good thing they never saw fist of the north star

people asplode

and that's targeting ages 8-15 boys

saint Seiya would give them brain damage from the blood gore and limb removal

but I liked this film

its well made but I wasn't scared

in the 60s to moon landing kids it might be too much

but now we have are you afraid of the dark and goosebumps

those scared the h-ll outta me as a kid

well, just ayaotd with the rotting pool demon

for the innocents 2 I want the main chick to be on trial for killing the kid as she was with him last. but theres no evidence of her actually wacking him. she know she must go back to the house to retrieve his soul from the ghosts. after sneaking outta prison she goes there and finds theres a gate to h-ll on the property cuz its England. she goes in and goes through several levels of dantes inferno to find the miles soul. also its a 16 bit sega genesis and snes and gba and atari jaguar action game set in h-ll where you fight daemons and find items made of human souls and bones and try to get the soul of the kid back. after she beats the quint guy, she absorbs the kid's soul into her body and becomes pregnant with him. once outta h-ll she has a quick pregnancy and poops out the kid who then grows back to his age free of the quint and with h-ll powers.